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Bong McPuffin
05-13-2009, 09:41 PM
Ok, I invented a game the other day when I was high and my cable went out so I was using bunny ears on my TV... hence why this is in games poor people play.

The game is simple...

You go to a random TV show with your eyes closed, any TV show at all... and find something to get aroused by solely within the TV show... mine was Sabrina the Teenage Witch....

Luckily my show had 3 blondes, 2 ugly and 1 decent, so it only took me 15 minutes to get it up and fap.... that show is a total boner killer though with how lame it is... I went limp twice due to stupidity within the show. So lame.

I tried it again today and landed on the news... that was a tough one, but a commercial came on advertising Girl Scout cookies for breast cancer, and that made it easier to fap for some reason.

Rules are, you have until the ending credits to get off, it can't be porn, and you can't change the channel once you've started... also additional/optional rules include... if a family member walks in, you have to keep going, no matter what or who it is.

Bonus points if you bust a nut with your parents in the room.

Vox Ducis
05-13-2009, 09:44 PM
Next time you see Sarah Palin, don't hesitate.

Genesis93
05-13-2009, 09:55 PM
Luckily my show had 3 blondes, 2 ugly and 1 decent,

the three of them would get it


.. also additional/optional rules include... if a family member walks in, you have to keep going, no matter what or who it is.

Bonus points if you bust a nut with your parents in the room.

>.> Retard

Mor3BL7
07-02-2009, 12:42 AM
i was watching treehouse ( a preschool tv station or something)
GOd Damnit I never came .

Giggles The Panda
07-02-2009, 02:51 AM
Exercise infomercials make this game easy.

Mr. Crazy Handz
07-02-2009, 02:58 AM
Dude, yes. Exercise infomercials in the morning when you're 13 rule dude.

Uriah Heep
07-02-2009, 03:18 AM
Exercise infomercials make this game easy.

Body break?

Super Fetus
07-02-2009, 03:19 AM
Did it to CSI, my dog watched do I get bonus points? ;)

InspiredByMe
07-02-2009, 03:19 AM
Burn Notice...oh shit that's my dvd player..meh.

Mantikore
07-04-2009, 05:31 AM
i was watching some cooking show

rabbhimself
07-05-2009, 02:38 PM
...And closed.