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muzzleman
05-22-2009, 11:55 AM
A younger relative of mine is deathly afraid of balloons. She was supposed to go to a sports banquet but refused to enter due to the fact that there were balloons in the room. She's had this problem since she was three. Please offer advice for this problem.
Joe Camel
05-22-2009, 12:08 PM
Pop one by her head in her sleep. Even better put a little blood in it so when it pops blood goes everywhere, and she is scarred for life.
slm33d
05-22-2009, 12:14 PM
Draw a clowns face on it before popping it.
HorribleBurningItch
05-22-2009, 02:30 PM
put her on maury
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8UZJ1yMdY
Joe Camel
05-22-2009, 03:04 PM
Draw a clowns face on it before popping it.

And play creepy carnival music in the background.

Then rape her, videotape it and post it on &z.
Death Snuggle
05-22-2009, 03:45 PM
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Show her this and tell her that they will kill her.
Joe Camel
05-22-2009, 03:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUS8YuZMhlo

Show her THAT!

p.s. how do you embed youtube videos?
Death Snuggle
05-22-2009, 04:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUS8YuZMhlo

Show her THAT!

p.s. how do you embed youtube videos?

Copy the numbers and letters after the "=" in the url and put them in tag like you would to bold something except change out the "b" with "youtube"
Joe Camel
05-22-2009, 04:31 PM
My point still stands.
Death Snuggle
05-22-2009, 04:35 PM
My point still stands.

What point? You said what that and then asked how to embed a video.

Also the video is lame as fuck.
Joe Camel
05-22-2009, 04:41 PM
I didnt watch it, I thought it was the 99 red balloons video.
Death Snuggle
05-22-2009, 04:44 PM
I didnt watch it, I thought it was the 99 red balloons video.

Nope... It's just like 3 people opening a hatch back filled with red balloons off a roof where they can see some cop cars below with the song 99 red balloons playing in the background.
Banana
05-22-2009, 04:47 PM
It's like dealing with a kid that's afraid of animals. Take one to her, not a big giant helium filled balloon but a smaller one, hand blown. Like a small kitten. Have her pet it. Make her pet the balloon, man. Whisper comforting words in her ear, 'it will be OK, it won't hurt you'.

Oh, asking her why she is afraid of balloons would help too, so you can attempt to 'bust' those fears.
ComradeAsh
05-22-2009, 04:54 PM
I came in here thinking that somebody was making a joke about that facebook quiz.

You know, the mayonnaise filled balloon?
Benjamin Linus
05-28-2009, 06:53 PM
People that say they fear balloons only do it for attention.
The Jitterskull
05-28-2009, 08:53 PM
Probably is petrified of the sound when they pop. Even I don't like them when they blow up.
The Green Arrow
05-28-2009, 08:58 PM
When she falls asleep, fill her room with balloons. Nothing better than facing your fear to conquer it