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Monkmaster
05-23-2009, 06:47 PM
So in this thread we write short, chilling stories. Let's hope this picks up. Inspired by http://creepypasta.net

The Bus

On a not-so-spectacular New Years Eve, a friend and I had gotten together to make the most of the evening. I lived out in the country, behind a mountain that ultimately separated my property from the big city. We cracked a few beers and headed out to the front porch, hoping we may see a few fireworks over the mountain’s horizon. It was 11:03 at the time we sat down, the night accentuated by the falling snow. It was cold, but we were comfortable in our sweaters. We chatted, finished our beers and opened new ones.

In mid-sentence, I was interrupted by the sound of a heavy vehicle coming down the road to the left of my house. I couldn’t see the vehicle yet, but it’s headlights pierced through the thick fur of the roadside trees. Then it came into view. A Greyhound bus. It slowed down as it drew closer and closer to my driveway. The squeal of the air brakes shot through the sky as the bus finally came to a halt right in front of my house. My friend looked at me confused, with a hint of a smile; but I just looked back at him perplexed as I’ve ever been. My friend put down his beer on the little table between our chairs and stood up. He looked back down at me and then again at the bus. He started walking towards it.

About halfway down the driveway, the lone bus driver reached over to the door controls and the folding doors cracked open. As my friend began the stairs up to the bus, I got up out of my chair frantically, spilling my beer in the process and ran towards the bus. Halfway down the driveway, I watched through the bus’s windows as my friend sat down at the back of the bus. The driver stared at me, although his eyes were completely closed. I approached the doorway to the bus cautiously and with calculated footing, ascended the few stairs. The bus driver kept staring at me, eyes still closed, face expressionless. He abruptly reached for me and I flinched slightly, although he had only reached for the door lever. The doors cracked shut and I looked down the aisle at my friend sitting at the back of the bus, still with that strange little smile on his lips.

The bus started to crawl forward, and I grabbed on to a support bar when suddenly everything went black.
I opened my eyes to the sound of fireworks, peaking over the mountain’s horizon. Rubbing my legs in sheer disbelief, I look over at my friend, who’s not there anymore. The winter cold rips through my sweater as my spine begins to shiver. In his empty chair is a bus ticket. The destination field is blank.

Agent 008
05-23-2009, 07:07 PM
Cool story bro.

derfarter
05-23-2009, 08:27 PM
New England in the late 1600's was no different than modern-day society: people went about their business, loved their families, lived in abject fear of authority, and bore witness to the torture and slaughter of the ungodly in their midst.

Samuel Goodfinger strolled merrily along the wooded path that crisp Autumn eve, making his way home after a busy day apprenticing at the tinsmith shop and throwing applecores at the man in the stocks, a visitor from Pennsylvania who had neglected to tip his hat to the parson's wife.

Samuel whistled a merry hymn as the orange sunset turned crimson, then to stygian blackness. A chill came over him as the woods fell eerily silent. Even the wind seemed stale as Samuel shuddered, mumbled a quick prayer and continued on his way.

As he neared the brook, he remembered what an old crone had once told him: "To ward off evil spirits, throw a stone into the stream and say 'Flibbertigibbet'." This had been, in fact, her final statement, as she was burned for sorcery the next morning. Samuel had been in charge of gathering suitably flammable sticks for the event.

He had always prided himself on being a good, well-behaved, non-questioning lad, one who never stirred up trouble, but who accepted what he was told. However, in this cold and forbidding environment, with home and hearth so far away, he decided to take refuge in the old crone's advice and commit this mildly blasphemous act as a safeguard. No one was watching, after all.

Samuel picked up a smooth stone and tossed it into the brook, chanting "Flibbertigibbet!" Almost immediately, a smoky stench filled the air, stinging his eyes. "What manner of devilish chicanery is this" he cried as a sudden gust of wind knocked him to his knees.

He looked up to see a hideous creature, the upper body of a man, but with the cloven hooves of a goat! "Saints preserve me!" he whimpered.

"Your precious saints cannot save you now," said the beast. "You followed my servant's instructions and summoned me. Now, you too, shall serve me."

"No, I did not summon you! I sought only to ward off evil spirits, as the old crone instructed me!"

"You really should have paid closer attention, Samuel," said the demon as he stroked a bony, clawed finger through his beard. "The crone was making one last attempt to gain retribution against her captors. It looks as though she only managed to trap the stick gatherer, but you will have to do. Come with me, Samuel Goodfinger...your soul is mine now!"

"No, no, please! I'll do anything!" Samuel, still on his knees, wept bitterly and prayed silently for deliverance.

"Anything?" The demon raised an eyebrow, and Samuel realized almost immediately what he had committed himself to. "Very well, Samuel, if you feast upon this, I shall let you go free."

The demon opened up his cape to reveal an enormous, uncircumcised phallus, hairy, black and pendulant. Samuel's eyes widened and his throat went dry. He knew the agony he was in for.

"I beg of you, if there is some other way...."

"There is not! You will learn, young Samuel, as I ravish you, that there is but one way amongst the evil forces of the world. Now wrap your tender lips about my mighty sword, and swallow what I give you!"

Samuel slowly and reluctantly took the monster's monster in both hands, and tried not to choke on the ghastly smell eminating from its sweaty, dirt-encrusted testicles. He licked the tip of the penis, then closed his mouth over it, managing to take the shaft halfway down his throat.

The demon threw his head back and howled with delight as Samuel sucked hard, fast and long. After a minute, Samuel was drenched with a flood of hellish semen, warm, pus-like and putrid. The demon laughed and disappeared in a flash of smoke.

Samuel crawled over to the brook and washed his face and clothes, crying inconsolably. He knew he must live with this secret shame for the rest of his life. When he got home, his young wife was waiting, frying pan in hand.

"Samuel Goodfinger, where have you been? Your dinner is cold, and I will not be granting you any favors tonight!"

Samuel glared at his insufferable bride. "Rebecca, I've discovered the most marvelous religous ceremony. All you have to do is throw a stone into the stream and say, "Flibbertigibbit!"

Monkmaster
05-23-2009, 09:56 PM
When you break a mirror, superstition leads you to believe that the next seven years of your life will be rife with bad luck. This is because you have created an upset with the forces in another dimension. There is no way to undo this spell of unfortunate luck; however there is a way to divert its course. Upon breaking a mirror, collect its pieces in a container, fill it with water and put a lid on it. Bury it. A year from the day of burial, exhume the container and take off the lid. You will be taken aback by the acrid smell of the water, now jet black. The pieces of the mirror aren’t in there anymore. Now drop a match into the obsidian liquid. It will evaporate instantaneously (and in most cases the container will evaporate with it). Now just pray that the bad luck hasn’t fallen upon a loved one.

WAN
05-26-2009, 01:33 AM
When you break a mirror, superstition leads you to believe that the next seven years of your life will be rife with bad luck. This is because you have created an upset with the forces in another dimension. There is no way to undo this spell of unfortunate luck; however there is a way to divert its course. Upon breaking a mirror, collect its pieces in a container, fill it with water and put a lid on it. Bury it. A year from the day of burial, exhume the container and take off the lid. You will be taken aback by the acrid smell of the water, now jet black. The pieces of the mirror aren’t in there anymore. Now drop a match into the obsidian liquid. It will evaporate instantaneously (and in most cases the container will evaporate with it). Now just pray that the bad luck hasn’t fallen upon a loved one.

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