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05-23-2009, 07:06 PM
The 2009 world beard and mustache contest is going on right now in Anchorage--see pics and text here:
Like many, if not most Alaskan men, I have a full beard--warm in winter, keeps skeeters away in summer, saves time and energy. And my sweety likes to nuzzle my luxuriant facial hair--what could be better? (That's a rhetorical question, gang.)
05-23-2009, 07:29 PM
Though, all this does is make me miss Alaska. Some day I'll have to go back there for a while...
05-23-2009, 07:47 PM
I don't get what's so "luxurious" about your facial hair?
It's typical scots-irish facial hair.
You know, the guys who can't grow real facial hair, just thin, wirey peach fuzz that accumulates over a few months/year.
Looks like a woman's armpit hair.
Shave that you fucking reject.
05-23-2009, 07:56 PM
I said "luxuriant," not "luxurious." If you have any, ask one of your intelligent friends to explain the difference to you.
Hang much with women with hairy 'pits? That would explain a lot.
05-23-2009, 08:04 PM
Okay, what is so luxuriant about that pubic hair on your face?
05-23-2009, 09:04 PM
oh what an exciting topic
05-24-2009, 02:41 PM
Who doesn't love watching Carrey make a total asshole of himself?
05-26-2009, 06:35 PM
And we have a winner--
05-28-2009, 04:46 PM
What could be better?
A smooth chin, perhaps.
Beards are awesome.
That is all.
05-28-2009, 05:03 PM
I actually bet my beard in a poker game last night. After looking through a flikr album of photos from the contest, I'm glad I didn't lose, I think I'll be keeping my head natural for a while longer.
05-29-2009, 12:30 PM
Okay whatever you say Mr. Taliban.
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