facial hair to the max

[ArmsMerchant]

The 2009 world beard and mustache contest is going on right now in Anchorage--see pics and text here:

http://susu.xanga.com/702594572/maybe-a-bit-too-much-of-a-good-thing/

Like many, if not most Alaskan men, I have a full beard--warm in winter, keeps skeeters away in summer, saves time and energy. And my sweety likes to nuzzle my luxuriant facial hair--what could be better? (That's a rhetorical question, gang.)

[13579]

Hah, cool.

Though, all this does is make me miss Alaska. Some day I'll have to go back there for a while...

[Struwwelpeter]

I don't get what's so "luxurious" about your facial hair?

It's typical scots-irish facial hair.

You know, the guys who can't grow real facial hair, just thin, wirey peach fuzz that accumulates over a few months/year.

Looks like a woman's armpit hair.

Shave that you fucking reject.

[ArmsMerchant]

I said "luxuriant," not "luxurious." If you have any, ask one of your intelligent friends to explain the difference to you.

Hang much with women with hairy 'pits? That would explain a lot.

[Struwwelpeter]

Okay, what is so luxuriant about that pubic hair on your face?

[Young Meth]

oh what an exciting topic

[Anima Mundi]

Who doesn't love watching Carrey make a total asshole of himself?

[ArmsMerchant]

And we have a winner--



http://susu.xanga.com/702863295/the-winning-beard-is/

[ComradeAsh]

What could be better?

A smooth chin, perhaps.

[deus]

Beards are awesome.

That is all.

[pengd0t]

I actually bet my beard in a poker game last night. After looking through a flikr album of photos from the contest, I'm glad I didn't lose, I think I'll be keeping my head natural for a while longer.

[Snoopy]

Okay whatever you say Mr. Taliban.