I need a girlfriend from Canada or South America [Trade Closed]

[PROJECT PAT]

So here's the deal. You come pick me up. Smuggle me across the border, and let me live with you. In exchange I will give you sex on demand as well as spend my days dieting, exercising, cleaning, cooking, and being an all around wonderful servant.

Limited offer only. Expires in 3 weeks.

[Death Snuggle]

I... can't.... stop.... laughing... Fuck... I'm... wheezing...

::claps slowly::

Ask WAN?

[InspiredByMe]

You need a girlfriend.

[Dfg]

Trade Closed! (Thread Locked. Human Trafficking is not allowed)