Post A Fib (Poetry)

[Cliche Guevara]

The typical fib is a six line, 20 syllable poem with a syllable count by line of 1/1/2/3/5/8 - with as many syllables per line as the line's corresponding place in the Fibonacci sequence;

Here is the standard example


One
Small,
Precise,
Poetic,
Spiraling mixture:
Math plus poetry yields the Fib.
— Pincus, Gregory K

Here is my attempt

Hey!
Ho!
Lets Go!
How very
Original and
Cool I am, Ha ha Just Joking.

[lostmyface]

if
you
only
if you knew
what i was thinking
you would be quite afraid right now.

[Dionysus]

I
Wish
I Could
Be relieved
From this tormented
Boring cycle of Apathy

Well, that poem was five seconds of fun :D

[Ford Prefect]

fuck
with
ford an
uh, ya get
floored be-cuz look kid
i can rap in a fuckin fib

luls. fib rap battle.

EDIT: Damn, I'm awesome.

[Ghst0p]

Here is a fib:

My
Dick
Is so
Big that it
Hits the fucking floor
It's two feet long, seriously.

[Ford Prefect]

Here is a fib:

My
Dick
Is so
Big that it
Hits the fucking floor
It's two feet long, seriously.

you
say
thats a
dick? you're such
a faggot it's sick,
might as well call it an aids stick.


OHHH...

[Ghst0p]

you
say
thats a
dick? you're such
a faggot it's sick,
might as well call it an aids stick.


OHHH...

Oh
No
He didn't
It is on now, bitch
Yo dick has rashes, warts, and boils

[Ford Prefect]

Oh
No
He didn't
It is on now, bitch
Yo dick has rashes, warts, and boils

You're
dick
is as
short as that
poem fag, by the way:
I fucked your mom and killed your dad.

Uh... yeah...

[Dionysus]

Both
You’re
Morbid
Fixations
With dicks can only
Mean you’re both a pair of faggots


Beat that, cocksuckers :D

[lostmyface]

you
might
be a
mod right now
but eventually
you will be one of the masses

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Oh!
Fuck!
I am..
..fucking fucked!
It's 4:10am
My essays are due in at 9
If only I would have kept better track of the time

EDIT: P.S. The next number in the fibonacci sequence is 13.

[Dionysus]

you
might
be a
mod right now
but eventually
you will be one of the masses

I
Am
Part of
The masses
It is only the
Fucking internet; get a life

[PointlessForest]

Whales
Cunts
Big Face
Way to go
Glimmering Peasants
Hibernate under Moscow's butt.

[lostmyface]

I
Am
Part of
The masses
It is only the
Fucking internet; get a life


dude
it
is just
a poem
dont read into it
too much,you might see whats not there

;)

[johnplywd]

hey
dude
he is
a mod
mods get mad easy
thats why they are sleazy

[Dionysus]

It
Is
Somewhat
Cathartic
For me to degrade
Strangers; don’t take it personal :D