How do I steal a UFO, and go after all the jackasses on this site?

[driveby]

Is there a way I can steal a UFO, and fly to Azure, and a bunch of other people's houses, and shoot them with some sort of light beam to disconnect all the adams in their body, vaporizing them?

How hard would it be to fly said UFO? How could I steal it without getting kidnapped by aliens?

An airplane, or car would take too long.

[ArmsMerchant]

As a rule, I delete this sort of silly blather, but since my co-mod seems to have a stronger stomach than I do, I'll let it stand.

[driveby]

I am angry. Maybe there is a possibility I could steal a UFO? Does anyone in here, such as D.O.T.I. have flight experience? What about you, armsmerchant? I am worried about difficulty, since planes are needlessly complicated in nature.

You have to understand my position, I am tired of flaming on totse. There is a part of me that thinks hopefully someone has such information.

[Dream of the iris]

Does anyone in here, such as D.O.T.I. have flight experience?

WOAH! Don't bring me down with you!

And it's "atoms" not "adams".

Delete this stupid thread and calm down.

[driveby]

Fuck you, don't talk down to me.

Fuck you, fuck everyone on here. You know damn well you're all making this up. There's no such fucking thing as aliens. Theres no such thing as tarot cards. Anyone who fucking says so is either skitzophrenic, or lying. I'm probably dying of some kind of cancer, I have a fucking line vertical in my palms, and I shit blood, and get lightheaded all the time. The star was probably caused by some kind of supernatural weather baloon, because anyone who believes in aliens is an idiot. Fuck you all. Go eat shit, and die.

[Slave of the Beast]

As a rule, I delete this sort of silly blather, but since my co-mod seems to have a stronger stomach than I do, I'll let it stand.

I generally let deranged and/or paranoid ramblings of government agency or alien persecution slide, but even I have my standards. :o

By all means lock or delete pure HBesque nonsense.

Is there a way I can steal a UFO, and fly to Azure, and a bunch of other people's houses, and shoot...

Although I strongly sympathize with your desire to shoot Azure, there are easier ways to do it... unfortunately none of them are relevant to this forum.