Out of curiousity

[Zok]

Everyone post where (city (state) and country) they are posting from and about how long it takes them to load a page on zoklet.net (or bbs.zoklet.net). I'm interested in how bad my latency and upload rates are. As it turns out, serving up html is a pretty good benchmark for both.

Edit: For me, it's near instantaneous because I'm in the same room as zoklet.net.

[Fish]

it loads pretty quick for me. A lot of my connection speed relies on time of day and how many others in the apartment building are using the net, but usually, it loads as fast as any other page would, which is pretty quickly.

[7i8_Dago]

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg

Brooklyn, new york

loads relatively good and fast

[Barney'sDealer]

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/jesper13/ORLYowl.jpg

Dayton, Ohio loads pretty fast for me. :)

[7i8_Dago]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/jesper13/ORLYowl.jpg

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/jshepherd/2006/05/28/o_rly-ya-rly.jpg

[The General]

Tarpon Sprigns, Florida, United States. My posts maybe come up a second later. It's pretty quick but not as quick as some other fourms for me. It really varies, it can be slow or really fast.

[Euda]

One or two seconds.

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Calgary, Canada

[Cathy McGee]

houtson texas

it loads relatively fast.

[Vizier]

Hermosillo, Mexico. Loads pretty damn quick. :thumbsup:

[HTS]

Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.

Probably takes about 3/4 of a second to load GS.

[Mor3BL7]

Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.

Probably takes about 3/4 of a second to load GS.

same here, Brampton Ontario.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Victoria, Texas
400-800 milliseconds

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Springfield, Ohio. It loads really fast.

[5024L]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/dc/8971598_002.png

Louisville, KY. Loads pretty fast for me.

[Purple Sprite]

it loads pretty quick for me. A lot of my connection speed relies on time of day and how many others in the apartment building are using the net, but usually, it loads as fast as any other page would, which is pretty quickly.

shut up fish

[zuperxtreme]

Buenos Aires, Argentina. From work.

Around a second or two. A bit slower now thanks to torrents :o

[The General]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/dc/8971598_002.png

Louisville, KY. Loads pretty fast for me.

haha that place is boring as fuck, my dad works up there.


gay orgy?

[5024L]

No gay orgies for me. Where does your dad work?

[The General]

well he hasn't got a job yet, he's going to hopefully be the CEO of that bigass factory up there that is just sitting. idk if you know the guy who bought it but his name was steve shullman or something like that. It would be a huge job for him and most likely I would spend a decent amount of time up there.

lol how old are you?

[5024L]

Big ass factory? A google search of Steve Shullman leads me to nothing.

[Miaow]

Glasgow, Scotland.
It's alright, nothing to complain about.
Depends on the thread, really.

[The General]

idk lol I'll ask my dad the next time I see him. All I know is I'll find you, rape you, then brag about it on zoklet. I think the factory used to be a car parts factory?

[kelsokid18]

Kelso, Washington, USA

114ms

EDIT: I also have my own cable node out here, so that may be why I load so damn quick

[5024L]

Hell I don't know what factory you're talking about, but I'll even tell you what part of town I live in. Good luck on trying to find me.

[Animal Farm Pig]

nate@Marx:~/tmp$ time wget http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=7
--2009-06-29 16:31:12-- http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=7
Resolving www.zoklet.net... 94.228.34.45
Connecting to www.zoklet.net|94.228.34.45|:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: unspecified [text/html]
Saving to: `forumdisplay.php?f=7'

[ <=> ] 85,351 103K/s in 0.8s

2009-06-29 16:31:14 (103 KB/s) - `forumdisplay.php?f=7' saved [85351]


real 0m1.591s
user 0m0.000s
sys 0m0.012s
nate@Marx:~/tmp$


1.59 seconds with a hot DNS cache.

Sacramento, California

Edit: For comparison-- the front page of sacramento.craigslist.org is .335 seconds on a hot cache.

[5024L]

Kelso, Washington, USA

114ms

Now if someone mentions Kelso, Washington since you can't ban them are you gonna try and get them banned.

[LSA King]

lol this thread is all jacked up.

[Helladamnleet]

Red Wing, MN. Loads pretty quick. No faster or slower than any other page.

I'm moving soon, I'll let you know how it does in the Fon Du Lac, WI area in a couple weeks

[kelsokid18]

Now if someone mentions Kelso, Washington since you can't ban them are you gonna try and get them banned.

See, I mentioned it in the OPEN sections of the forum just now. At the time of that whole thing, I had only posted it in M&A, therefore, it was privileged. Besides, that was the work of a rogue mod trying to organize criminal activity. Also, odds are, if anyone from this forum tried to find me based on the leaked info, you'd have a hell of a time, as I control the only route in and out of my property, and GPS units and Google Maps don't accurately show my location due to poor surveying, and lack of good GPS signal out here

[5024L]

Dude someone posted your address.

[kelsokid18]

Dude someone posted your address.

I'm aware of this, however, like I said, GPS can't see out here, Google Maps is painfully inaccurate when it comes to locating my house, and I control the access to my property. I see them coming before they see me, and my home is far off the paved path.

EDIT: Digital Cell Signals can't see out here either, analog only.

[Purple Sprite]

I'm aware of this, however, like I said, GPS can't see out here, Google Maps is painfully inaccurate when it comes to locating my house, and I control the access to my property. I see them coming before they see me, and my home is far off the paved path.

EDIT: Digital Cell Signals can't see out here either, analog only.

i see a scared faggot bluffing in this post

[7i8_Dago]

i see a scared faggot bluffing in this post

He has a gun, though

[kelsokid18]

i see a scared faggot bluffing in this post

Come Get Me!

[5024L]

Come Get Me!

Ok, I'll be around soon.

[Herpy Derpy]

Marietta, Ga.

Fast enough. Milliseconds.

[Dfg]

Around 10 secs or less.

Fuck Pakistan.

[5024L]

Kelsokid, why the fuck did you post your address in M&A?

[TripleDot]

Edmonton, Alberta, And it loads pretty fuckin fast.

[kelsokid18]

Kelsokid, why the fuck did you post your address in M&A?

I never posted it, it would appear that the leaker resolved my address from just my name and my hometown. I'm not entirely sure where my LAST name came into play, as I never posted it, but at some point, my last name got out, from there, they were able to use my name and hometown to resolve an address from any number of search engines that do just that.

[5024L]

Really, it would have been a lot easier if you would have let people post your first name.

[Herpy Derpy]

Really, it would have been a lot easier if you would have let people post your first name.

What is it Kelso?

[5024L]

Nope.

[pickletacofan]

san francisco, not to shabby.

[-*.inc]

Vancouver, BC.
two or three seconds

[HTS]

By the way, nice necro. I agree that revitalizing some of Fish's (or in this case Zok's) old threads can bring conversation into the forums. Good work. :)

[zuperxtreme]

:facepalm:

God damn it, fell for it again. :mad:

[Fuck the FBI]

Shithole, Midwest, USA

pretty fast...usually only slow when the site is overtrafficked

[7i8_Dago]

By the way, nice necro. I agree that revitalizing some of Fish's (or in this case Zok's) old threads can bring conversation into the forums. Good work. :)

Yes. i only necro GOOD threads. :thumbsup:

that breakfest thread was a pure win after i CS,B'd it

[skyclaw441]

****** City, Iowa, US. Around 1-2 seconds on rural DSL.

[The Backdoor Man]

Southern Quebec, dial up. Ranges from a few seconds to a few minutes to never :(

[Equinox]

New Plymouth, New Zealand. We have some of the highest speeds currently available to New Zealanders, and it takes 2-3 seconds to load a page.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

fuck you "zok". do you tell your friends you have a website faggot? fuckin loser

[Black Flag]

Alameda, CA, US - Loads in a second or two.

[WAN]

Toronto, Canada. Loads pretty much instantaneously. In fact, if it loads any faster, my computer might travel back in time

[5024L]

Zok must have a good connection.

[Unwyred]

Cincinnati, Ohio

It varies from 1-7 seconds

[captain_pants]

Melbourne, Australia, loads alright. Nothing to complain about.

[WAN]

Melbourne, Australia, loads alright. Nothing to complain about.
what about the fact you are australian

[7i8_Dago]

what about the fact you are australian

ZING!

[WAN]

ZING!

thank you; your too kind :)

[Please insert username]

Scotland
And is slow, about 10 seconds at the most sometimes. but usually about 5

and why is the screen stretched out?

[7i8_Dago]

thank you; your too kind :)

:thumbsup:

i pretty much dislike australians cause my flamers on youtube are all from.....asutralia :confused::confused::confused:

[deus]

Don't bump old threads.

This was posted back in the day when Zoklet was run on Zok's home server. It now lives in a datacentre.