I need a GOOD lie [Archive]

Valkyr

01-24-2009, 10:41 AM

Ok Zoklet i need help. I sorta pissed someone off and i need to be in thir good books. (future scam ;) ) what is a good lie to get someone feeling sorry for me.

Th0r

01-24-2009, 10:59 AM

Pet died?

You got beaten up or mugged?

ysr2096

01-24-2009, 11:03 AM

Aids.

.it

01-24-2009, 12:19 PM

you're gay?

RwithTF

01-24-2009, 03:20 PM

I hope you're kidding...You're asking people on the internet about how to get someone to like you...HA

Bender

01-24-2009, 03:33 PM

Massive fail.

kracker

01-24-2009, 03:34 PM

Your dad was in the army, and killed in Afghanistan

Ankhleepdefe Masuud James

01-24-2009, 04:15 PM

Tell them the truth, you reprobate.

Oyster

01-24-2009, 04:22 PM

You lost a testicle in a computer-related accident.

cheech

01-24-2009, 11:58 PM

You contracted AIDS from your uncle OR a sleazy bodyguard.

Phantasmal_fiend

01-25-2009, 12:29 AM

tell them you have no friends so its hard for you to communicate with people.

kracker

01-25-2009, 12:55 AM

The LHC vaporized you family with a black hole, and the Swiss government will not pay you any damages.

Darkhunter

01-25-2009, 04:17 AM

Depends on what you did.