Zokse is slowing down.

[Agent 008]

35 users online?

We need new users.

[driveby]

It's because when they came, and it was down, they never bothered to check back.

[Agent 008]

It's because when they came, and it was down, they never bothered to check back.

Yep, those downtimes really came around at the wrong time, when people were just considering moving over here.

[birdy]

-is a new user-

[Agent 008]

-is a new user-

But you're from Totse.

[Slave of the Beast]

Yep, those downtimes really came around at the wrong time, when people were just considering moving over here.

Downtimes are an integral part of a (ex)Totse users life.

I'm sure they'll get over it.

[birdy]

But you're from Totse.

Yeah I guess that means I don't really count. although I rarely posted on totse, the guy I was dating used the site. Now of course I couldn't give a fuck, plus I don't know if he registered here.

[deus]

There was actually no reason for the downtime. We just turned the server off.

It's all part of the simulation. The T3 project is proceeding as planned.

[jackketch]

There was actually no reason for the downtime. We just turned the server off.

It's all part of the simulation. The T3 project is proceeding as planned.

Drown in your lies!

Tell people the truth.

You got drunk on WKD cos you're a chav, you kicked the cat off the couch so you could watch "Minor Celebrities Shamelessly Attention Whore". The cat landed on your girlfriend or as we call them down South the "whippet".

The Whippet darted into the kitchen and sprang up on to the table, knocking over the open can of Newky Brown (cos you're a geordie) you had there which dripped down on to the server (ie laptop stolen from Currys-cos you're a pikey and a tea leaf) and shorted it.

T3h Truth IS Out There People.

[*ivy]

There was actually no reason for the downtime. We just turned the server off.

It's all part of the simulation. The T3 project is proceeding as planned.

So you turned the server off to mess with innocent peoples' social lives.
:(

[Crashwangdoodle]

why would you do that :(

[driveby]

Deus's actions are almost as dimented as Moregellon's patents.

[LSA King]

Things will pick up just as Totse used to be this way. People will come, register, look around and maybe post a couple of times and say only 1 out of 10 becomes a regular it will still grow and someday those other 9 will come back and see a bigger community and become regulars.

[Jordan]

It's cause it's 12PM Eastern.

[Bender]

Downtimes aren't good especially for people who live here..

[deus]

Drown in your lies!

Tell people the truth.

You got drunk on WKD cos you're a chav, you kicked the cat off the couch so you could watch "Minor Celebrities Shamelessly Attention Whore". The cat landed on your girlfriend or as we call them down South the "whippet".

The Whippet darted into the kitchen and sprang up on to the table, knocking over the open can of Newky Brown (cos you're a geordie) you had there which dripped down on to the server (ie laptop stolen from Currys-cos you're a pikey and a tea leaf) and shorted it.

T3h Truth IS Out There People.

This is untrue.

I stole it from PC World.

[moby_dick]

Maybe we should make a zoklet recruitment video like these.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C7D8TGskWXg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NsN0GUOH-UE&feature=related

[Agent 008]

Maybe we should make a zoklet recruitment video like these.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C7D8TGskWXg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NsN0GUOH-UE&feature=related

I agree.

[Lao Tzu]

Maybe we should make a zoklet recruitment video like these.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C7D8TGskWXg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NsN0GUOH-UE&feature=related

Good idea.

[johnplywd]

it is like Slave said as a former Totse member in good standing I got used to turning on the web and going to Totse just to discover it was down or hack into again by yet still unknown persons.

At least this time we know Zok was upgrading his site for our benefit.