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umop 3pisdn
01-24-2009, 06:42 PM
Please?

mizled
01-24-2009, 06:47 PM
Absolutely.

Can we adopt snoopy??

umop 3pisdn
01-24-2009, 06:50 PM
Sure, sure, why not? If we give him enough pocket money he'll put us through everything we've ever imagined, and worse. It'll only make our bond stronger.

By the way, what's for dinner?

The Cheshire Cat
01-24-2009, 06:53 PM
This is not an instant messenger!

mizled
01-24-2009, 06:53 PM
By the way, what's for dinner?

The neighbors youngest.
...he won't be missed for days.

Oh, on the way home, please don't forget to pick up some carrots and meat tenderizer.

mizled
01-24-2009, 06:55 PM
This is not an instant messenger!

Are you and Carol coming over later?

Frank&Sense
01-24-2009, 06:57 PM
Can you two please stop your dog from pooping on my lawn...:mad:

umop 3pisdn
01-24-2009, 06:59 PM
The neighbors youngest.
...he won't be missed for days.

Oh, on the way home, please don't forget to pick up some carrots and meat tenderizer.

Baby, our garden holds every vegetable you could ever want. (By our garden I mean the city park, and by vegetable I mean grass, moss, leaves and persistent herbs,)

Club the kid, meat will be just fine. There's a hammer in the garage.

Expl0itz, how could you do this?

mizled
01-24-2009, 07:03 PM
Can you two please stop your dog from pooping on my lawn...:mad:

..it wasn't the dog..

mizled
01-24-2009, 07:08 PM
Expl0itz, how could you do this?

Seriously.
The sanctity of our spiritual union has been cast into the unleavened hearth of the quasi-baked hinterlands.

/sharpens toothbrush into shank.

umop 3pisdn
01-24-2009, 07:12 PM
/sharpens toothbrush into shank.

*gets turned on*

Sybil
01-24-2009, 07:49 PM
*gets turned on*

Get a room you two...

Shrike
07-17-2009, 10:12 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/MyHovercraft/tennis.jpg

The Risen Ghost of Hitler
07-17-2009, 10:18 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/MyHovercraft/tennis.jpg

I never knew tennis balls could cause the bends.

slowdown
07-17-2009, 10:23 PM
This is not an instant messenger!

When you say "this" are you referring to this?:
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1039/arm2l.jpg

Archetype
07-17-2009, 10:24 PM
When you say "this" are you referring to this?:
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1039/arm2l.jpg

My arm hurts now. :(

The Risen Ghost of Hitler
07-17-2009, 10:26 PM
My arm hurts now. :(

It's make up.

slowdown
07-17-2009, 10:35 PM
It's make up.

No way, Dude, that's real. Just ask Expl0itz, he put it there.

MandatorySuicide
07-17-2009, 11:33 PM
This thread makes me sad. I miss mizled and umop. :(

CK-
07-18-2009, 02:29 AM
This thread makes me sad. I miss mizled and umop. :(

At least they're a happy welfare family somewhere. Domestic abuse arrests aside, their bond has never been tainted.

Snoopy
07-18-2009, 10:31 AM
You guys are fucking GAY!

Also, I can't believe I'm the first one to say this in here. The spirit of totse has fucking DIED! Now go stand in the sun until your skin melts away you dairy queen faggots!

pill popper
07-18-2009, 10:49 AM
You guys are fucking GAY!

Also, I can't believe I'm the first one to say this in here. The spirit of totse has fucking DIED! Now go stand in the sun until your skin melts away you dairy queen faggots!

Holy fucking shit

when did you get unbanned

Snoopy
07-18-2009, 10:50 AM
Holy fucking shit

when did you get unbanned

Holy shit, your name is pill pooper. Go away, pooper.

pill popper
07-18-2009, 10:51 AM
Holy shit, your name is pill pooper. Go away, pooper.

same old sarcastic bastard i see

Snoopy
07-18-2009, 10:53 AM
same old sarcastic bastard i see

So, when are you graduating from high school?

pill popper
07-18-2009, 10:58 AM
So, when are you graduating from high school?

Lulz

been there and done that long ago