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Clue
06-06-2009, 04:32 AM
Besides Iraq and afganastan, which countries are the best to be avoided?

If so, do you have any opinions or experinces why?

BlackopsNinja
06-06-2009, 04:35 AM
Russia. They are real hardass's about pretty much every issue.

Mutant Funk Drink
06-06-2009, 04:36 AM
Cambodia.

Ivy Mike
06-06-2009, 04:41 AM
Canada, its boring as fuck up here.

Kidney Punch
06-06-2009, 04:41 AM
Somalia.

Syphilis
06-06-2009, 05:01 AM
Most African countries, unless you want AIDS.

Azure
06-06-2009, 05:03 AM
Realistically, most of the world that isn't in Europe or North America.

Major General Franklin Kirby
06-06-2009, 05:09 AM
Asia and Africa - all of it.

Kwinnie Bogan
06-06-2009, 05:20 AM
The United States of America does not belong on this list. It belongs in the number one spot on the 'countries where you should look over your shoulder' list, but not countries to avoid. It still has plenty to offer.

Kidney Punch
06-06-2009, 05:26 AM
Realistically, most of the world that isn't in Europe or North America.

If you put it like that, you might as well withdraw and say most of the world, which would be just as true, and just as useless a reply.

Ignoring Australia, Dubai, New Zealand, Thailand, Japan, China, Korea... not to mention probably a whole bunch of other safe countries is a pretty big oversight. Even countries like Iran are mainly safe, so long as you don't do anything retarded like make out with another dude in public, or go travelling near the Afghan/Iraqi borders.

Kwinnie Bogan
06-06-2009, 05:40 AM
If Azure were a fairly recognised poster, it'd be for his arrogance and idiotic point of view on everything, which may just stem from him living in a place that has a very ignorant education system at best, and a culture that revolves around people thinking they all are entitled to speak whatever horseshit comes to their weak minds.

skyclaw441
06-06-2009, 05:43 AM
North Korea, Burma, Sudan, Chad, Ethiopia, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, basically anywhere that's a hot zone or under strict control.

Mutant Funk Drink
06-06-2009, 06:22 AM
North Korea, Burma, Sudan, Chad, Ethiopia, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, basically anywhere that's a hot zone or under strict control.

Yeah, forgot about Chad.

Sierra Leone used to be pretty much the most dangerous place in the world. I don't know if it's still that way.

Kidney Punch
06-06-2009, 02:11 PM
North Korea, Burma, Sudan, Chad, Ethiopia, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, basically anywhere that's a hot zone or under strict control.

Actually, you'd be surprised about North Korea. The people there are so oppressed that there's little to no crime, so as long as you don't disrespect the glorious leader, or any of the 'guides' that are mandatory, you're cool.

http://wikitravel.org/en/North_Korea
http://www.fco.gov.uk/en/travelling-and-living-overseas/travel-advice-by-country/asia-oceania/korea-dpr-north-korea

Azure
06-06-2009, 02:28 PM
If you put it like that, you might as well withdraw and say most of the world, which would be just as true, and just as useless a reply.

Ignoring Australia, Dubai, New Zealand, Thailand, Japan, China, Korea... not to mention probably a whole bunch of other safe countries is a pretty big oversight. Even countries like Iran are mainly safe, so long as you don't do anything retarded like make out with another dude in public, or go travelling near the Afghan/Iraqi borders.

Firstly, I said "most", not all. When I wrote that, it was, of course, in jest. I also considered adding Australia and New Zealand to the list, but that would've detracted from it's one-sentence value.

lol@ KwinnieBogan; Shouldn't you be in the car forum? Your opinion on the education system of a nation you've likely never been to- as if a mere visit would be a suitable quality indicator as it is- has nowhere near the worth of your opinion on the best spark plug. Putter on little boy.

There are no real "countries to avoid", as it all boils down to the individual visiting said country, and how stupid they are. It's very likely a British tourist wouldn't last very long in much of the world, due to their renowned idiocy.

Not counting the various Central African nations that are plagued in civil crisis or without a government(Congo, CAR, Somalia), some countries to be wary of are:

Madagascar- Tons of civil uprising going on at the moment.
Algeria
Pakistan
East Timor
Yemen

http://www.fco.gov.uk/en/travelling-and-living-overseas/travel-advice-by-country/?action=noTravelAll#noTravelAll

Countries the UK FCO advises against^.

Although I don't agree with some of the countries on that list- it appears they included most of what I mentioned in my initial post(Non-North American, European nations), so take it with a grain of salt.

As for your Iran comment, it's a very safe nation and continues to be one of the more "moderate" Islamic nations.

ComradeAsh
06-06-2009, 02:39 PM
This list may be of some assistance:

ANDORRA
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
AFGHANISTAN
ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA
ALBANIA
ARMENIA
ANGOLA
ARGENTINA
ARUBA
AZERBAIJAN
AZERBAIJAN
BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA
BARBADOS
BANGLADESH
BURKINA FASO
BULGARIA
BAHRAIN
BURUNDI
BENIN
BRUNEI DARUSSALAM
BOLIVIA
BRAZIL
BAHAMAS
BHUTAN
BOTSWANA
BELARUS
BELIZE
CONGO, DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE
CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC
CONGO
COTE D'IVOIRE
CHILE
CAMEROON
CHINA
COLOMBIA
COSTA RICA
CUBA
CAPE VERDE
CYPRUS
CZECH REPUBLIC
DJIBOUTI
DOMINICA
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
ALGERIA
ECUADOR
ESTONIA
EGYPT
WESTERN SAHARA
ERITREA
SPAIN
ETHIOPIA
GABON
GRENADA
GEORGIA
FRENCH GUIANA
GHANA
GAMBIA
GUINEA
GUADELOUPE
EQUATORIAL GUINEA
GREECE
GUATEMALA
GUINEA-BISSAU
GUYANA
HONDURAS
CROATIA
HAITI
HUNGARY
INDONESIA
ISRAEL
INDIA
IRAQ
IRAN, ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF
JAMAICA
JORDAN
KENYA
KYRGYZSTAN
CAMBODIA
KIRIBATI
COMOROS
SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS
KOREA, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF
KOREA, REPUBLIC OF
KUWAIT
KAZAKHSTAN
LAO PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
LEBANON
SAINT LUCIA
SRI LANKA
LIBERIA
LESOTHO
LITHUANIA
LATVIA
LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA
MOROCCO
MOLDOVA
MONTENEGRO
MADAGASCAR
MACEDONIA, THE FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF
MALI
MYANMAR
MONGOLIA
MACAU
MARTINIQUE
MAURITANIA
MONTSERRAT
MALAWI
MEXICO
MALAYSIA
MOZAMBIQUE
NAMIBIA
NIGER
NIGERIA
NICARAGUA
NEPAL
NEW ZEALAND
OMAN
PANAMA
PERU
PAPUA NEW GUINEA
PHILIPPINES
PAKISTAN
POLAND
PALESTINIAN TERRITORY
PORTUGAL
PALAU
PARAGUAY
QATAR
REUNION
ROMANIA
SERBIA
RUSSIAN FEDERATION
RWANDA
SAUDI ARABIA
SOLOMON ISLANDS
SUDAN
SAINT HELENA
SLOVENIA
SLOVAKIA
SIERRA LEONE
SENEGAL
SOMALIA
SURINAME
SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE
EL SALVADOR
SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC
SWAZILAND
CHAD
FRENCH SOUTHERN TERRITORIES
TOGO
THAILAND
TAJIKISTAN
TIMOR-LESTE (EAST TIMOR)
TURKMENISTAN
TUNISIA
TURKEY
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO
TAIWAN, PROVINCE OF CHINA
TANZANIA, UNITED REPUBLIC OF
UKRAINE
UGANDA
URUGUAY
UZBEKISTAN
SAINT VINCENT AND THE GRENADINES
VENEZUELA
VIETNAM
VANUATU
YEMEN
SOUTH AFRICA
ZAMBIA
ZIMBABWE

Azure
06-06-2009, 02:41 PM
That's basically the list on that website. Just at a glance, some of those countries are among the biggest tourist hotspots in the world(DR, Cuba). The fact that they include any of the former Yugoslav countries is also iffy- the Balkans is the safest region in the world.

Clue
06-06-2009, 02:55 PM
I heard morroco is a bad place to go to due to the way they treat their tourist.

Everyone threating to be your tour guide and won't leave you alone until you pay them.

Naffy
06-06-2009, 02:57 PM
Dude, just dont leave the house.

Euda
06-06-2009, 03:07 PM
Grenada, though it's moving in a positive direction. The place has a lot of potential.

Azure
06-06-2009, 03:24 PM
I heard morroco is a bad place to go to due to the way they treat their tourist.

Everyone threating to be your tour guide and won't leave you alone until you pay them.

According to SmartTraveller, visitation to Morocco should be kept to a minimum.

"# We advise you to exercise a high degree of caution in Morocco because of the high threat of terrorist attack against Western interests. We continue to receive reports that terrorists are planning attacks against a range of targets, including places frequented by foreigners. "

"# There is a general threat of kidnapping against Westerners in North Africa, including Morocco. You should maintain a high level of vigilance at all times when travelling in Morocco. "

Credit card fraud such as double billing and scams such as substituting inferior goods for those that were actually purchased are common.

That's in addition to the generic warnings; don't attend protests, avoid poorly lit area's, etc.

Struwwelpeter
06-06-2009, 04:22 PM
This list may be of some assistance:

ANDORRA
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
AFGHANISTAN
ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA
ALBANIA
ARMENIA
ANGOLA
ARGENTINA
ARUBA
AZERBAIJAN
AZERBAIJAN
BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA
BARBADOS
BANGLADESH
BURKINA FASO
BULGARIA
BAHRAIN
BURUNDI
BENIN
BRUNEI DARUSSALAM
BOLIVIA
BRAZIL
BAHAMAS
BHUTAN
BOTSWANA
BELARUS
BELIZE
CONGO, DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE
CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC
CONGO
COTE D'IVOIRE
CHILE
CAMEROON
CHINA
COLOMBIA
COSTA RICA
CUBA
CAPE VERDE
CYPRUS
CZECH REPUBLIC
DJIBOUTI
DOMINICA
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
ALGERIA
ECUADOR
ESTONIA
EGYPT
WESTERN SAHARA
ERITREA
SPAIN
ETHIOPIA
GABON
GRENADA
GEORGIA
FRENCH GUIANA
GHANA
GAMBIA
GUINEA
GUADELOUPE
EQUATORIAL GUINEA
GREECE
GUATEMALA
GUINEA-BISSAU
GUYANA
HONDURAS
CROATIA
HAITI
HUNGARY
INDONESIA
ISRAEL (should be boycotted)
INDIA
IRAQ
IRAN, ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF
JAMAICA
JORDAN
KENYA
KYRGYZSTAN
CAMBODIA
KIRIBATI
COMOROS
SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS
KOREA, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF
KOREA, REPUBLIC OF
KUWAIT
KAZAKHSTAN
LAO PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
LEBANON
SAINT LUCIA
SRI LANKA
LIBERIA
LESOTHO
LITHUANIA
LATVIA
LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA
MOROCCO
MOLDOVA
MONTENEGRO
MADAGASCAR
MACEDONIA, THE FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF
MALI
MYANMAR
MONGOLIA
MACAU
MARTINIQUE
MAURITANIA
MONTSERRAT
MALAWI
MEXICO
MALAYSIA
MOZAMBIQUE
NAMIBIA
NIGER
NIGERIA
NICARAGUA
NEPAL
NEW ZEALAND (would have bolded but rabbitweed lives there)
OMAN
PANAMA
PERU
PAPUA NEW GUINEA
PHILIPPINES
PAKISTAN
POLAND
PALESTINIAN TERRITORY
PORTUGAL
PALAU
PARAGUAY
QATAR
REUNION
ROMANIA
SERBIA
RUSSIAN FEDERATION
RWANDA
SAUDI ARABIA
SOLOMON ISLANDS
SUDAN
SAINT HELENA
SLOVENIA
SLOVAKIA
SIERRA LEONE
SENEGAL
SOMALIA
SURINAME
SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE
EL SALVADOR
SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC
SWAZILAND
CHAD
FRENCH SOUTHERN TERRITORIES
TOGO
THAILAND
TAJIKISTAN
TIMOR-LESTE (EAST TIMOR)
TURKMENISTAN
TUNISIA
TURKEY
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO
TAIWAN, PROVINCE OF CHINA
TANZANIA, UNITED REPUBLIC OF
UKRAINE
UGANDA
URUGUAY
UZBEKISTAN
SAINT VINCENT AND THE GRENADINES
VENEZUELA
VIETNAM
VANUATU
YEMEN
SOUTH AFRICA
ZAMBIA
ZIMBABWE

The bolded nations shouldn't have been on the list.

Dream of the iris
06-06-2009, 04:30 PM
The United States of America does not belong on this list. It belongs in the number one spot on the 'countries where you should look over your shoulder' list, but not countries to avoid. It still has plenty to offer.

Yeah maybe in like South central LA. :rolleyes:


And I've been to Turkey. It's a beautiful country. This was pre- 9/11, though...

SLIM
06-06-2009, 04:33 PM
Nigeria should be top of the list. If you are white you will be killed or bribed to fuck by the government and law enforcement over there and then killed when you have no more money for them to leech from you.

I disagree entirely with Ukraine being on the list, it's hardly communist as what it once was either; don't believe everything you're told.

Kazakhstan is great as well, don't allow your opinions to be swayed by that retard sascha baron cohen with his lies; overrated jewish piece of shit.

I would have to add Venezuela being very dangerous as well. Take it from someone who was living there for 4 months (I have my reasons), you will at some point of time have a huge motherfucker try to palm some counterfeit cash off on to you at some point while you ar eover this. I dealt with this daily when I was a taxi driver over there, when you question them they will laugh about it or try to intimidate you, at which point you laugh as you reach for the firearm in your glove compartment and point it in their face without the safety on. It is the only way to guarantee you will get your US currency as opposed to their shitty excuse of a currency (Bolivars) which is easily counterfeited.

Note that you are allowed to possess 20grams of cannabis and 2grams of cocaine on you, but if you are white they will expect you to pay a fine if even caught with this amount. There was one instance where I had a fare and he asked me to pull up on the highway so he could smoke up (it's legal to do this); sirens come on and the car gets searched, he has far more than 20grams on him so here I am getting dragged into the equation by this cholo pig and demanding I pay him a fine if I didn't want to be arrested as well, although there was no way of me knowing he had more than 20gs on him as I was just the driver who stuck by a don't ask and don't tell policy. To avoid anything further I just paid a fine and went on my way and refused to ever do the same with any other fare when they asked.

The town goes without saying, it is dangerous.

Other than that it's an awesome country for base jumping, most fun I've ever had. A holiday there and living there are 2 completely different lifestyles, it's not that enjoyable when you're actually living day to day there; the breaks to take off base jumping were the highlights of my time spent there. I'd never go back.

Revvy
06-06-2009, 04:38 PM
This list may be of some assistance:

ANDORRA
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
AFGHANISTAN
ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA
ALBANIA
ARMENIA
ANGOLA
ARGENTINA
ARUBA
AZERBAIJAN
AZERBAIJAN
BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA
BARBADOS
BANGLADESH
BURKINA FASO
BULGARIA
BAHRAIN
BURUNDI
BENIN
BRUNEI DARUSSALAM
BOLIVIA
BRAZIL
BAHAMAS
BHUTAN
BOTSWANA
BELARUS
BELIZE
CONGO, DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE
CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC
CONGO
COTE D'IVOIRE
CHILE
CAMEROON
CHINA
COLOMBIA
COSTA RICA
CUBA
CAPE VERDE
CYPRUS
CZECH REPUBLIC
DJIBOUTI
DOMINICA
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
ALGERIA
ECUADOR
ESTONIA
EGYPT
WESTERN SAHARA
ERITREA
SPAIN
ETHIOPIA
GABON
GRENADA
GEORGIA
FRENCH GUIANA
GHANA
GAMBIA
GUINEA
GUADELOUPE
EQUATORIAL GUINEA
GREECE
GUATEMALA
GUINEA-BISSAU
GUYANA
HONDURAS
CROATIA
HAITI
HUNGARY
INDONESIA
ISRAEL
INDIA
IRAQ
IRAN, ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF
JAMAICA
JORDAN
KENYA
KYRGYZSTAN
CAMBODIA
KIRIBATI
COMOROS
SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS
KOREA, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF
KOREA, REPUBLIC OF
KUWAIT
KAZAKHSTAN
LAO PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
LEBANON
SAINT LUCIA
SRI LANKA
LIBERIA
LESOTHO
LITHUANIA
LATVIA
LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA
MOROCCO
MOLDOVA
MONTENEGRO
MADAGASCAR
MACEDONIA, THE FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF
MALI
MYANMAR
MONGOLIA
MACAU
MARTINIQUE
MAURITANIA
MONTSERRAT
MALAWI
MEXICO
MALAYSIA
MOZAMBIQUE
NAMIBIA
NIGER
NIGERIA
NICARAGUA
NEPAL
NEW ZEALAND
OMAN
PANAMA
PERU
PAPUA NEW GUINEA
PHILIPPINES
PAKISTAN
POLAND
PALESTINIAN TERRITORY
PORTUGAL
PALAU
PARAGUAY
QATAR
REUNION
ROMANIA
SERBIA
RUSSIAN FEDERATION
RWANDA
SAUDI ARABIA
SOLOMON ISLANDS
SUDAN
SAINT HELENA
SLOVENIA
SLOVAKIA
SIERRA LEONE
SENEGAL
SOMALIA
SURINAME
SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE
EL SALVADOR
SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC
SWAZILAND
CHAD
FRENCH SOUTHERN TERRITORIES
TOGO
THAILAND
TAJIKISTAN
TIMOR-LESTE (EAST TIMOR)
TURKMENISTAN
TUNISIA
TURKEY
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO
TAIWAN, PROVINCE OF CHINA
TANZANIA, UNITED REPUBLIC OF
UKRAINE
UGANDA
URUGUAY
UZBEKISTAN
SAINT VINCENT AND THE GRENADINES
VENEZUELA
VIETNAM
VANUATU
YEMEN
SOUTH AFRICA
ZAMBIA
ZIMBABWE

Poland. ahahahahahahahahaaaahhahhah

Animal Farm Pig
06-06-2009, 04:52 PM
Nigeria should be top of the list. If you are white you will be killed or bribed to fuck by the government and law enforcement over there and then killed when you have no more money for them to leech from you.

I've been to Nigeria. It's a big country. Southern Nigeria is sketchy in its own cool way, but that's why you have guards at your compound/hotel/bar/whatever. Carry plenty of 20 Niara (~$0.14) notes to tip guards, policemen, etc.

Abuja is fucking nice.

Euda
06-06-2009, 04:57 PM
If people want a real pothead Caribbean vacation, they should check out St. Vincent.

water bottle
06-06-2009, 11:49 PM
No offense to the OP, but this thread is kinda dumb. It's really just common sense.

http://www.fco.gov.uk/en/travelling-and-living-overseas/travel-advice-by-country/?action=noTravelAll#noTravelAll

Countries the UK FCO advises against^.

Italy? Seriously? The fuck? It might be a little bit sketchy in the south, but that doesn't warrant putting Italy on that list.

Azure
06-06-2009, 11:54 PM
No offense to the OP, but this thread is kinda dumb. It's really just common sense.

Indeed, it is.

Italy? Seriously? The fuck? It might be a little bit sketchy in the south, but that doesn't warrant putting Italy on that list.

Italy is placed on there because of the swine flu, not because of any crime or social strife related problems.

Resign the King
06-06-2009, 11:59 PM
That list sucks, I've been to five of those countries and they were all safe.

ComradeAsh
06-07-2009, 12:39 AM
Indeed, it is.



Italy is placed on there because of the swine flu, not because of any crime or social strife related problems.

No, its under the heading "Countries the FCO advises against all travel to parts of" because L'Aquila was levelled by an earthquake and they don't really want tourists there.

Azure
06-07-2009, 12:41 AM
No, its under the heading "Countries the FCO advises against all travel to parts of" because L'Aquila was levelled by an earthquake and they don't really want tourists there.

If you click on Italy, it mentions a whole bunch of stuff related to the swine flu.

ComradeAsh
06-07-2009, 12:56 AM
If you click on Italy, it mentions a whole bunch of stuff related to the swine flu.

They all do.

That particular advisory is in regards to the earthquake affected area.

Kidney Punch
06-07-2009, 01:53 AM
It's very likely a British tourist wouldn't last very long in much of the world, due to their renowned idiocy.

You really do have some kind of major issue with British people don't you? Is it because you guys have the queen on your money? Or do you have a British uncle who touched your happy place when you were a kid?

kfc v lot
06-07-2009, 11:28 AM
That list is lulzy mainly because most of those places are fairly safe oh and brazil, bolivia and peru are on there haha (my friend is currently visting these countries and apart from the shitty beer the place is fine.
Also avoid england it is a real shit hole :( i live here though the lake district is quant and the ale here is great.

SLIM
06-07-2009, 11:52 AM
That list sucks, I've been to five of those countries and they were all safe.

That's all well and good but it doesn't mean shit if you don't say the 5 countries. You're a liar and have never been outside of your parents basement. You couldn't have been because every post of yours I have read is so full of shit and ignorant.

I still stick by saying VZ in the most dangerous country I've been to. It even documents it down as the 4th most dangerous country;
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/159175/top_5_most_dangerous_countries_in_the_pg2.html?cat =9

The hitmen for $20 is a little over exaggerated.

Mantikore
06-07-2009, 12:02 PM
just use your common sense :mad:. obviously youre not going to go to some shithole like Liberia, and youre obviously going to be careful when going to popular developing tourist countries like Thailand.

Resign the King
06-07-2009, 02:22 PM
That's all well and good but it doesn't mean shit if you don't say the 5 countries. You're a liar and have never been outside of your parents basement. You couldn't have been because every post of yours I have read is so full of shit and ignorant.

I still stick by saying VZ in the most dangerous country I've been to. It even documents it down as the 4th most dangerous country;
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/159175/top_5_most_dangerous_countries_in_the_pg2.html?cat =9

The hitmen for $20 is a little over exaggerated.

I don't often lie, and I wouldn't about something like this. Also are you seriously going to try to insult me for ignorant posting when most of your posts I've seen are about penises?

SLIM
06-07-2009, 02:47 PM
most of your posts I've seen are about penises?
lolwut :confused:

Azure
06-07-2009, 05:44 PM
You really do have some kind of major issue with British people don't you? Is it because you guys have the queen on your money? Or do you have a British uncle who touched your happy place when you were a kid?

No, it's because of their renowned stupidity on teh internetz.

If I had a British Uncle, that would make me British. :rolleyes:

SLIM
06-07-2009, 07:16 PM
I'm the only smart Brit on here, probably because I don't bash America or talk shit on it. Just a shame it's a bit of a shit hole at the moment and being ran by a half nigger, but the UK's no better.

Aldaraia
06-07-2009, 07:25 PM
I hear in Chile that if you are caught with a DUI, they slice your hand off right at the scene. And any of those middle-eastern countries where those bat-shit crazy people throw acid in your face if they get angry.

Not necessarily a country, but I hear that in Singapore, you commit a crime serious enough, they'll spank your bare ass with a bamboo stick over and over until the muscle of your gluteus maximus is exposed. I've seen a picture on Ogrish, that was a serious whoopin'.

SLIM
06-07-2009, 07:50 PM
Singapore is strict as hell, definitely not the place you want to be if you're a stoner or meth head like me.

Resign the King
06-07-2009, 08:02 PM
lolwut :confused:

I really like looking at penises, whenever I'm at a urinal I sneak a look. I keep a mental catalogue of all the different types I've seen, big, small, circumcised, brown, white, and everything in between. I also collect pictures of penises off the internet, it is my favorite activity, I keep them all in a notebook categorized to their different types, whenever I see one in real life I check it off and write a description beside the picture.

^
:facepalm:

a giant pterodactyl
06-07-2009, 08:09 PM
Besides Iraq and afganastan, which countries are the best to be avoided?

If so, do you have any opinions or experinces why?

any place where people are not white or communist. i would stay away from there. Just look at what happened to David Carridine in Thailand. bet you a nickel his death turns out to be foul play

SLIM
06-07-2009, 08:11 PM
^
:facepalm:

You're a big gay and that was an epic fail.

Vizier
06-07-2009, 08:12 PM
Antarctica. It's cold as fuck down there, and boring, too.

Resign the King
06-07-2009, 08:39 PM
You're a big gay and that was an epic fail.

Evidence shows your gay, fag.

Aldaraia
06-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Antarctica. It's cold as fuck down there, and boring, too.

But you get to play with the penguins. :(

I remember as a child, thinking that people lived in Antarctica, just because it was a country, I told my father that I wanted to move there, then he told me only fags live in Antarctica. :confused:

SLIM
06-07-2009, 10:32 PM
Evidence shows your gay, fag.

You're a stupid ass piece of bitch meat.

Winston_Smith
06-07-2009, 10:42 PM
It's very likely a British tourist wouldn't last very long in much of the world, due to their renowned idiocy.


Well, I have to disagree with that, I've travelled to Serbia, Croatia, Russia, Laos, Cambodia and South Africa, and had no problem.

You stay alert and keep your wits about you, and don't go pissing the locals off, you'll have a great time.

skyclaw441
06-08-2009, 12:15 AM
Concerning that list: basically don't travel anywhere in the world. Just stay on your fat ass at home.

all_for_war
06-08-2009, 04:01 AM
The only country i would avoid is the united states of america because it's full of faggots. And the more dangerous the country is the more i want to go there!

all_for_war
06-08-2009, 04:04 AM
Canada, its boring as fuck up here.
Fuck you STFU
The United States of America does not belong on this list. It belongs in the number one spot on the 'countries where you should look over your shoulder' list, but not countries to avoid. It still has plenty to offer.
Actually they do belong on the list because i fucking hate those gay faggot aass fuckers
North Korea, Burma, Sudan, Chad, Ethiopia, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, basically anywhere that's a hot zone or under strict control.

And i seriously want to go to all those places!

sexualjesus
06-08-2009, 07:02 AM
someone said you shouldnt avoid europe, but theres so many immigrants who come to australia because there countries are fucked, these countries are russia's old sister countries like chechen, or yugoslavia, or even that shit country on splinter cell, gorgia.

as far as the island countries go i would advice not going to fiji, its pretty unsettled there, i still plan to go there but im not going there without a gun in case some rebels try and bully me.

realistically most of the nations in the pacific islands arent as developed, there no island paradise and instead being poorly developed industrial nations with high crime rates towards foreigners, go to asian nations like thialand, asians are more complacent compared to islanders