my cat ran away.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

He disappeared about 2-3 months ago. I loved this cat. He was a saimese and he was a fatty. His name was Henry. He would always disappear fro a day or two to fight and fuck I'm sure. He had no fear of dogs so I'm sure he stumbled into the wrong backyad and got eated:(


Well a feral cat started to hang around my house about 2 weeks ago. I put some food out for him and he eated. He pretty much hangs out on the front porch all day waiting for food. He's lazy and dumb and runs funny and will probably get fat. Exactly like Ole' Henry was.

I had a dream last night about Henry and he was sitting there eating food and I was talking to him or whatever and then he morphed into this new cat slowly. At this point I woke up in the dead of the night in a cold sweat. I heard meowing outside the door. I opened the door to go outside and as soon as I cracked the door the new cat rushed in and found his place on the coffee table, where Henry always used to sleep, and stared at me.


He hasn't moved since this morning and is staring at me as I type this.


Do you think if I name him he will stop?

[Erorr]

He disappeared about 2-3 months ago. I loved this cat. He was a saimese and he was a fatty. His name was Henry. He would always disappear fro a day or two to fight and fuck I'm sure. He had no fear of dogs so I'm sure he stumbled into the wrong backyad and got eated:(


Well a feral cat started to hang around my house about 2 weeks ago. I put some food out for him and he ate it. He pretty much hangs out on the front porch all day waiting for food. He's lazy and dumb and runs funny and will probably get fat. Exactly like Ole' Henry was.

I had a dream last night about Henry and he was sitting there eating food and I was talking to him or whatever and then he morphed into this new cat slowly. At this point I woke up in the dead of the night in a cold sweat. I heard meowing outside the door. I opened the door to go outside and as soon as I cracked the door the new cat rushed in and found his place on the coffee table, where Henry always used to sleep, and stared at me.


He hasn't moved since this morning and is staring at me as I type this.


Do you think if I name him he will stop?

Fixed


But idk man keep the new cat for the lulz?

[SHARP]

Do you think if I name him he will stop?

I don't know mate, but I'm sure Stephen King could get something out of this...

[Haiti's Space Agency]

So what should I name him?

[Erorr]

Payden

[SpicyDarkyFanny]

Rumplestiltskin

[Transparent]

Oh fuck....I peeled Henry's remains off the bottom of my tire.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Oh fuck....I peeled Henry's remains off the bottom of my tire.

Thanks for the closure.

[Iehovah]

I don't know mate, but I'm sure Stephen King could get something out of this...

This. Better watch yourself or next thing you know, you're going to be eating pussy the hard way.

[AngryOnion]

name him Henry2

[Haiti's Space Agency]

name him Henry2

Doesnt really roll off the tounge now does it?


I think I'll call him Enrique. Spanish for Henry.

[Edens Garden]

You should name him Church after the cat in Pet Cemetery.

[Mantikore]

At this point I woke up in the dead of the night in a cold sweat.

did you wipe the sweat with your afro?

[Aslav]

Rumpleforeskin.

[IWD]

Football.

[Rainycity]

thats kind of fucked up MANN

[ShutMeUp]

What did you name him, yo?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

What did you name him, yo?

Kobe, named after Takeru Kobayashi, the hot dog eating chink, because this cat eats a fucking lot.

[ShutMeUp]

Kobe, named after Takeru Kobayashi, the hot dog eating chink, because this cat eats a fucking lot.

Hahah cool. Is he a fattie?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Hahah cool. Is he a fattie?

not quite, but at the rate of sleeping and eating he is going at, he will be soon.

[ShutMeUp]

not quite, but at the rate of sleeping and eating he is going at, he will be soon.

Make him do laps around the house.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Make him do laps around the house.

I want him to be fat though :)
So he cant escape my hugs :redface:

[T.K. Baha]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n128/soybean81/chinesefoodkitty.jpg

[Venom]

Henry's on the tree now.....forever.

[Venom]

http://member.melbpc.org.au/~trembath/pics/source/cat-tree.jpg

forever

[Jerry]

Call him Henry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thierry_Henry)

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Maybe he ate henry?