Write a limerick about the poster above you

[PirateJoe]

We're distinctly lacking a thread
on zoklet to where we have fled
from the late forum
of vogon decorum
so make due with this one instead

[Cliche Guevara]

I made the last limmerick on totse.
for you see i have lots of moxie.
i purposely watched
so my plan was not botched.
i had to use a rhyming dictionary :(

oops it isnt about you and more about me, but hey wateva

[johnplywd]

Pirate Joe likes to eat crow
He also like to suck on toes
I heard he does it really slow
Toe cheese down it goes
His boyfriend screams Yo YO
Heres more to suck on bro
Pirate Joe starts to glow
His saliva starts to flow
Ten more in a row
Good night Pirate Joe

[lostmyface]

there once was a man named johnplywd
who was stuck just where he stood
he tried to move left
he tried to move right
he tried how ever he could

[Miaow]

i knew a man called lostmyface
who could not find even a trace
he looked all around
not making a sound
he was also in a ninja place

idk

[TheAtomiser]

There once was one called lovecraft
Whose poetry skills were quite daft
Although this has been done
And this has been said
They make it up with their heart (<3) and their head.

[lostmyface]

they call him the atomiser
because there are none that are wiser
when it comes to small
he knows it all
you might call him the atom adviser

[PirateJoe]

There once was a man with no face
When it went it left nary a trace
So he bumps into walls
and hears not others' calls
and the po po can't hit him with mace

[Dionysus]

There once was man Pirate Joe
Whose mind often worked somewhat slow
He lives in a trailer
His life is a failure
And his man-boobs swing down ankle low

[Equinox]

There once was a mod named Caesar
Who was looking to gain a Visa
Customs said no
He called her a hoe
And that was the end of mod Caesar

...:facepalm:

First time ever writing a limerick.

[Dionysus]

Calypso the user was thick
But he still tried to write a limerick
He fought tooth an nail
He tried but he failed
And frankly his poem makes me sick!

[PointlessForest]

Caesar, you're being quite harsh,
Sitting at home on your arse.
Your poems have wit,
Your style's legit,
But your attitude smells like my farts.

[johnplywd]

Pointless surely you jest
Caesar poem was above the rest
It was a laugh fest
As for your farts
I am sure there are parts
That smell like shit
So please quit

[Dionysus]

Johnplywd the user was nice
He gave Pointless Forest advice
My ego is fed
It is now time for bed
This limerick of mine is my thrice

[Equinox]

There's a wonderful mod named Caesar,
But really he's quite a teaser.
His poems are gunk,
They stink like his junk,
But he makes for a wonderful cleaner.

[Dionysus]

Oh really you have to be joking
I chuckled just while I was smoking
You cross me one time
And your ass will be mine
Your user account I’ll be revoking

[johnplywd]

Caesar loved young hoe
Off to the park he would go
He would hang in the trees
With his pants around his knees
Jacking off with ease

[Dionysus]

This is your pathetic attempt?
Your pitiful brain must be spent
It does make me sad
You’re really quite bad
Away from this contest be sent!

[Lao Tzu]

There once was an asshole named Caesar
Who pulled off his dick with a tweezer
He had no regrets
But to win a few bets
He stored his scrotes in a freezer

:facepalm:

[Equinox]

There once was a man named Shibby
Who tried to have sex with Libby
She woke with a shout
Said to pull out
And that was the end of young Libby.

I got stuck on that last line.

[Lao Tzu]

There once was a man named Shibby
Who tried to have sex with Libby
She woke with a shout
Said to pull out
And that was the last of young Libby.

I got stuck on that last line.

I know a jerk called Calypso
Who never gave the waiters a tip so
One day in the café
They came in his latte
He actually quite enjoyed it though

[PirateJoe]

I know a jerk called Calypso
Who never gave the waiters a tip so
One day in the café
They came in his latte
He actually quite enjoyed it though

Young shibby got down on his knees
And gave the king's scepter a squeeze
the king said with a frown
now you'll polish my crown,
and my penis too, if you please.

[Euda]

There once was a rebellious sailor;
unsatisfied with his house trailer.
He slit that Captain's throat,
took over the man's boat,
in the name of Zachary Taylor.

[johnplywd]

there was a person named Euda
Who rub the belly of Budda
he wanted someone to fuck
and he got someone named Chuck

[Dr.Moo]

There once was a John named Plywd
filled with all that was good
then from totse he came
filled with disdain
for a fat server sized man
destroyed everything he once had had
while stuffing his face with baked goods

damn i miss totse :(

[Marijuanasaurus]

Lol guis whats a limerick?
the thought of poetry makes me sick
googles my friend
and in the end
Dr. Moo has a small dick

[ergoat]

A certified reptile ganjasaur
Purchased a cheap looking street whore
Along with his erection
He got an infection
And more scales on his dick than before.

[lostmyface]

malkog he was a member
of what he could not remember
he tried to think back
and look at the facts
as slowly the lights they got dimmer

[Mantikore]

This man tends to misplace
of all things, his face!
He looked through the mess
and up a girls dress
who sprayed him with a can of mace

[unstableasatable]

the once a being called manticore
who stole the names of a stringray and insect he saw
his name gave him super animal powers
he would swim, jump and hunt for hours
but never got anywhere in life because smellt awful

[RosettaStoned]

Unstable as a table
Got quite a cute navel,
though his dick's so small
for a man so tall,
I'd still like to call him Mabel.

:facepalm:

Sorry, I just had to.

[Yggdrasil]

Unstable as a table
Got quite a cute navel,
though his dick's so small
for a man so tall,
I'd still like to call him Mabel.

:facepalm:

Sorry, I just had to.

Stone tablet written in three tongues
By Frenchmen unearthed amongst dung
Their breath smelled like crap
And argued like brats
Over just how Napoleon was hung.

Blech. By hung, I don't mean with a rope :cool:

[Euda]

Your post looks like it came from a fly;
there's really no accounting for Y.
It might have to do with,
homosexual myth,
a penis unloading in your eye.

[Mantikore]

Stone tablet written in three tongues
By Frenchmen unearthed amongst dung
Their breath smelled like crap
And argued like brats
Over just how Napoleon was hung.

Blech. By hung, I don't mean with a rope :cool:

An storyteller's tale brings
The tree at the heart of all things!
For every red drop bled
For every taken head
Add a year to the tree's ancient rings.

Edit: Beat me by one minute, Euda!

[Mantikore]

Your post looks like it came from a fly;
there's really no accounting for Y.
It might have to do with,
homosexual myth,
a penis unloading in your eye.

writing a poem to brag
i was beaten due to lag
bested by a canuck
who probably sleeps in a hammock
and likes buying milk in a bag:mad:

[Euda]

I bought my hammock from an old bum;
stumbled across it while in a slum.
It's woven from coarse hemp,
it was only a temp,
by a woman that really loved rum.

-

You make bold claims to being a Man;
but perhaps you're more of a Suzanne.
With those twinkling eyes,
such voluptuous thighs,
and a God-forsaken sexy can.

[Cliche Guevara]

there once was a guy named mantikore
his body had washed up on shore
It seems he was offed
for Canada he scoffed.
Don't make fun of Canada you dirty nigger :mad:

edit: oops

[Lao Tzu]

There's this mod called Cliche
Shouldn't be one, I'd say
He's a biased twat
Corrupt and all that
And I don't think that's okay

[reallystupidstuff]

There once was a poster named shibby
who wanted some potpourri
but an handful of pot
was all that he'd got
so he smoked it with me!

[Cliche Guevara]

there once was a douchebag called shibby
with facts to which he was privy
stop shedding those tears
and unfounded fears
this is the second time you rhymed "twat" with "that" you dumbass it doesn't rhyme :facepalm:

[reallystupidstuff]

There once was a mod name chiche guevera
to write a limmerick it took him an era
and a narcissist named reallystupidstuff
had had just about enough
so he posted again so someone would write a limmerick about him era

[Lao Tzu]

there once was a douchebag called shibby
with facts to which he was privy
stop shedding those tears
and unfounded fears
this is the second time you rhymed "twat" with "that" you dumbass it doesn't rhyme :facepalm:

I'm rhyming the "at" syllables. at at wat hat twat that. Rhymes. By your argument "Shibby" does not rhyme with "privy".
*runs away crying*

[Yggdrasil]

I'm rhyming the "at" syllables. at at wat hat twat that. Rhymes. By your argument "Shibby" does not rhyme with "privy".
*runs away crying*

Oh, you're Scottish. In which case, that would rhyme with twat.

[Lao Tzu]

Oh, you're Scottish. In which case, that would rhyme with twat.

There once was a bastard named Yggdrasil
How do you even pronounce that
I don't even know
How many syllables it has
Oh fuck it

[refugee]

shibby is such a horrible cunt
doesn't like to fuck guys from the front
if you know what I mean
doesn't need vasoline
he takes it all in with a grunt

[Super Fetus]

I believe you know refugee
Although he's quite gay you see
He's fucked a duck
And humped a truck
And now he's coming for me! :mad:

[reallystupidstuff]

There once was a poster name super-fetus
one day the doctor said son, you've got diabeetus
with a big dandy laugh he adulterated his insulin
and claimed it should be named insul-heroin
and to pay for it he had to yank on nigger penis

[Masero]

There once was a poster name super-fetus
one day the doctor said son, you've got diabeetus
with a big dandy laugh he adulterated his insulin
and claimed it should be named insul-heroin
and to pay for it he had to yank on nigger penis

Really stupid stuff can be said about the jewn00b above me
He likes to pick his nose and drink from the toilet after a long pee
It sucks that he's such a poseur ass bitch
Because one day soon he'll die in a ditch
But before he does he must get hit by a bus
Which will be the reason he dies thus.

[juzy]

Really stupid stuff can be said about the jewn00b above me
He likes to pick his nose and drink from the toilet after a long pee
It sucks that he's such a poseur ass bitch
Because one day soon he'll die in a ditch
But before he does he must get hit by a bus
Which will be the reason he dies thus.

There was a gringo named Masero
Riding a totally rusty Pajero.
He thought he's cowboy
But border guard boy
Told him: "Show me your ID, frijolero!"

[Euliyae]

there once was a poster named juzy
who for a fact was a bit of a floozy
he was a slut when he drank
and his breath really stank
and now he's a little bit woozy.

[juzy]

There was a girl aptly named Euliyae.
Her pussy was growing a brown algae.
She dropped school as she did not have a wit
And made money by supplying seaweed
To local Chinese restaurant named Wont Fuk Ye.

[derfarter]

A troglodyte tranny named juzy
Said to his girlfriend "Hey Susie,
Would you please close your legs
'Cuz the whiff of bad eggs
In your twat is sure making me woozy."

[Monkmaster]

Derfarter, what kind of name is that?
Surely it is one inspired by scat
When he faps with care due
He dreams of brown poo
Into a jar of jenkem he does *splat*

[Vox Ducis]

Every time I meet Monkmaster
I am sure to get a boner
When time has come for dildo
He can take five in a row
Very jealous is my sister

(Tip for the next : my name is pronounced "Vox Dookis")

[danmega]

Giving her sweaty penis no bliss
The poster named Vox ducis
has sucked and sucked
and has no luck
in blowing his tranvestite sis.

[Cock-Overdose]

There ounce was a man named Vox Ducis,
who smelt keenly of rancid cunt mucus.
With his fishy aroma
he'd put gents in a coma.

[Monkmaster]

Vox Ducis, poet extraordinaire
Whilst rhyming should take greater care
Your words need to rhyme
And find their place in time
Now excuse me while I cum on your hair

danmega, what a wealthy merchant is he
sold his mum on the corner for a dollar forty three
Took his coin to a store
"Lube, Plugs, Dildos n' More"
How his penis does throb with glee

How does one get a Cock-Overdose,
Without swallowing penis and being verbose?
A wise old man would say
to make a dildo of clay
The clean up will be less gross

[Euliyae]

I spent last night with monkmaster
he screamed "harder" I screamed "faster"
And only when I had cum
Did I realize I effed his bum
Silly little bastard, monkmaster

[ZeroMalarki]

I spent last night with monkmaster
he screamed "harder" I screamed "faster"
And only when I had cum
Did I realize I effed his bum
Silly little bastard, monkmaster

There once was a poster named Euliaye
He thought he was the number one G
I pulled out my chrome gat
And it went a rat-a-tat-tat
Now he's left hanging from a tree

Had to do it gangster, sorry son.

[Euliyae]

I knew a poster named Zeromalarki
Who mistook a her for a he
He gave it all he had to give
and I don't know if I'll ever forgive
But I don't mean to be snarky

[derfarter]

Eulayie, you half-witted pig, you,
Go back to your double-wide igloo
No one gives two fucks
For worthless Canucks
Unless they can Eskimo-frig you.

[Dionysus]

Defarter is one who would say
"I'll suck you off any old day"
So one day in April
He went to a stable
And sucked off the pigs in the hay

[Monkmaster]

A lass had interested Caesar
But his efforts were poor come to please her
So on one stormy night
He tied his dick to a kite
And now he must fap with a tweezer

[derfarter]

Monkmaster the faggot dictator
Said "Zoklet, I'll see you all later."
To the friars he fled
Where he gave them all head
And became a fine monk masturbator.

[Daily]

I had eaten a lot of food, when i heard of defarter
I wanted to shit, but instead I farted
But he gave me a tip on how to do a defarter
Skinny or fat? I'd go with the latter

[derfarter]

A 12-year-old retard named Tobi
likes to groom his mom's snatch with a Flowbee (http://www.flowbee.com/).
She sits and she wiggles
On his face as he giggles,
"Mom, your cunt is as dry as the Gobi."

[ZeroMalarki]

A 12-year-old retard named Tobi
likes to groom his mom's snatch with a Flowbee (http://www.flowbee.com/).
She sits and she wiggles
On his face as he giggles,
"Mom, your cunt is as dry as the Gobi."

On zoklet, there was a derfarter
He liked to watch "Get Carter"
He said, you're a big man but you're outta shape
Now bend over and enjoy this rape
Then he died for his gift like a martyr

[reallystupidstuff]

There once was a poster ZeroMalarki
Who raped his little dog Sparky
As disturbed as he was
he loved the feel of the fuzz
But hey, it's better than raping a darky!

[Monkmaster]

Reallystupidstuff, a pirate, my ass!
And clearly a user without any class
The ninja is superior
To your eye-patched inferior
In your direction I expel gas

[reallystupidstuff]

That's it, the battle is on
Monkmaster wont insult pirates for long
we rape, plunder and pillage
each waiting village
while monkmaster sits on the john

[Monkmaster]

The pirate thing has been done enough
I'm getting sick of reallystupidstuff
Your peg-leg I'll take
As a handle for my rake
Don't like my ranting? Tough.

[spamz0r]

Monkmaster is king of the land
But we all know what he does with his hand
With a flick and a twist
A snake in his wrist
He spews onto another man

[mxs]

Monkmaster is king of the land
But we all know what he does with his hand
With a flick and a twist
A snake in his wrist
He spews onto another man

spamz0r's a whore that's addicted to that rock
hes always on the street corner begging for cock
keeps tons of maxi pads hidden in his stock
stands out like Wesley snipes hiding in a bird flock

[Monkmaster]

The user above missed Poems 101
Writing a limerick is easy and fun
Don't blame his mum and dad
For his intelligence bad
He's a retard, there, rhyme done.

[Naffy]

Monkmaster's a faggot,
theres no doubt about it.


*Takes a bow*

Thanks guys, i'll be here all week.

[Barney'sDealer]

Pirates are cooler than monks
Who are just a bunch of punks
Who sit in front of the computer
And dicks look like a pea shooter.

[Monkmaster]

Nigga best learn how to limerick
Or his ass he'll have me to kick
Barney'sDealer best be afraid
Bet he's the kid with the hearin' aid
Learn how to rhyme or suck my dick.

[Barney'sDealer]

Monkmaster is fat
And looks like a fungus gnat
We all know he loves to do that naked mole rat.
As I end my speech
I hope to teach
This negro peach
To respect his 1337 master

I'm going to stop because I don't want to be banned. Besides ...http://movementarian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/arguing_on_the_internet.jpg

[Dionysus]

Barney the dealer is dumb
He should end his life with a gun
When he has to crap
Like a degenerate twat
In his ass goes his stubby brown thumb

[Masero]

I just wanna say I'm a girl...

Caesar Caesar
he's got the heart of ebineezer
This greedy little twat
Is worse than a Jew who never forgot
The holocaust, what's it's like to be gassed
And he's a big fat fuck, he has his own land mass.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Masero was a fucking girl
She acted like a fucking girl
shes good for nothing
and looks like shit
what a sorry excuse for a girl

[Paco]

there once was a man named Samsonite,
who couldnt think of a thing to write.
hes probably gonna get kicked in the balls,
providing us with lulz when he falls.
But now that she read it, Masero just might.

wow i suck at rhyming...

[reallystupidstuff]

There once was a user named Paco
While blindfolfed he ate a smelly fish taco
But someone had pulled a stunt
for it was actually a fat bitches cunt
that melted the face off of Paco!

[Super Fetus]

There was a poster named reallystupidstuff
And one night, RAID he did huff!
He fell on his side
And sadly he died
It really was neat stuff!

[reallystupidstuff]

There once was a poster named Phake
who needed to bake a cake
But instead of some flour
he used an illegal white powder
and snorted it off of my meat snake

[sexual assault]

There was once was a Zokletian named reallystupidstuff
Who was attracted to dudes that were buff
Till one day he cried
When his gay lover died
And now he goes diving for muff.

No offense.

[Euda]

He committed sexual assault;
all the while, asking "Who is John Galt"?
No one had the answer,
she was a tap dancer,
so he stuffed her full of table salt.

[Dionysus]

Euda was stuck with the gout
Because his belly was stout
He tried hard to jog
But he fell like a log
And cracked open his giant snout

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Caesar was named after a very famous Roman
Every once in a while he liked to blow men
after a long day at the office
shit, nothing rhymes with "office"
But you get the point; he's never said "No, man".

[Dionysus]

Samsonite sucked up like a whore
His boss fucked him behind a closed door
One day in the office
He ripped open his orifice
And bled out all over the floor

[Euda]

He began paying hobos for sex;
the Doctors all said he was complex.
Nothing can help him now,
conscience couldn't allow,
that the Judge condemned him to die next.

[T.K. Baha]

There was a Canadian named Euda
Hes into literatura and fooda
He had a brain fart
Hes fingers began to start
And now we have this thread.

[Lord hang man]

once there was a yankee named Sass
who surely had goals to surpass
for e'er time he was low
a mans dick he would blow
and the biggest manwhore finished fast

[Mor3BL7]

60051
the name reminds me of the amount of date rapes i've done.

[T.K. Baha]

Nice nice. Im such a whore.

[Lord hang man]

Mor3BL7
surely he meant morbid.

[I am]

Six double oh one five,
cut down by hepatitis,
chlamydia and hives.
Oh what a sorry old chap.
His friends were all fat,
pounded his ass
with a rat-ta-tat-tat
and left him to die with
no more then a hat.

[sexual assault]

"I am" has a hankerin' for dick,
For pussy does not do the trick.
He's hard as a rock
While banging the jocks
And his loads are really quite thick.
:D

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

I sexually assaulted obama
and told him "next its yo momma!"
he hated my dick
so he bought some chick[en]
and decided to become a fah-mah

[Cliche Guevara]

there once was a person named samsonite.
he had quite the problem with height.
he ran through my legs
and ran off to lay eggs.
Whats a strange fellow he was.

[RosettaStoned]

Cliche was this kid's name,
and we all said that he was lame.
But Guevara his last,
and he jerks it too fast,
So now he's left with just his ass to maim.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

I don't know spanish so i bought Rosetta Stone
but all i got was this stupid fucking poem


:hrmph:

[RosettaStoned]

I don't know spanish so i bought Rosetta Stone
but all i got was this stupid fucking poem


:hrmph:

Heh-heh. :D

[Dionysus]

Stoned was rosetta one day
In the merry merry month of may
While taking a hit
She voided a shit
And didnt know quite what to say

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

i made myself some salad caesar
my wife's a nut, i try to please her
but she called me a bitch
then kicked me in a ditch
oh i love her- she's such a teaser

[WAN]

i made myself some salad caesar
my wife's a nut, i try to please her
but she called me a bitch
then kicked me in a ditch
oh i love her- she's such a teaser

that's shit

seriously, it was shit

edit: there's actually no english words that rhyme with shit..can you believe it?

[Rocky]

that's shit

seriously, it was shit

edit: there's actually no english words that rhyme with shit..can you believe it?


His name is WAN

Some call him the man

A mail order bride from japan

Her name is Joanne

Or is it Suzanne?

Who knows? Cause WAN gets all the ladies

But along with that, is the risk of std's

Wan also loves cock,

gives head on the block

he is on his knees all round the clock.

He should take a glock

point it at himself, and pop.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

that's shit

seriously, it was shit

edit: there's actually no english words that rhyme with shit..can you believe it?

it, kit, mitt, sit, fit, hit, pit, lit, grit, slit, tit, knit, wit, quit, zit


I have a feeling theres even more.

[WAN]

it, kit, mitt, sit, fit, hit, pit, lit, grit, slit, tit, knit, wit, quit, zit


I have a feeling theres even more.

I HAVE BEEN SHORTCHANGED BY THIS SHITTY, FAGGY, NERDY (though free) ONLINE RHYMING DICTIONARY

[Lord hang man]

it, kit, mitt, sit, fit, hit, pit, lit, grit, slit, tit, knit, wit, quit, zit


I have a feeling theres even more.

Appen-dix. Chron-ic. Third indictment.

[RosettaStoned]

Six Zero Zero Five One, You
Have committed a crime, we know to be true.
It seems you have raped your cat,
Stuck up your bum: a bat.
What are we supposed to do?

With a disgusting fiend like you?

[TheMagician]

I enjoy the poster's username reference,
10,000 Days must be his preference,
APC is cool,
But the real deal is Tool,
His response to 60051 was certainly not in deference

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

I enjoy the poster's username reference,
10,000 Days must be his preference,
APC is cool,
But the real deal is Tool,
His response to 60051 was certainly not in deference

he's such a magician
causing magic in my kitchen
theres magic everywhere
and its magical, yar
a wonder how he got his magic

[skyclaw441]

There once was a man named Samsonite!
Who ate a large block of dolomite
He went to the doctor
In a black helicopter
And he died of profuse internal bleeding

Oh fuck it, that was so lame.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

There once was a man named Samsonite!
Who ate a large block of dolomite
He went to the doctor
In a black helicopter
And he died of profuse internal bleeding

Oh fuck it, that was so lame.

skyclaw wrote a mean poem about me
im gonna bust him in the knee
and when i say bust
i mean with a thrust
I'll send my soldiers all over his knee

[RosettaStoned]

I enjoy the poster's username reference,
10,000 Days must be his preference,
APC is cool,
But the real deal is Tool,
His response to 60051 was certainly not in deference

You my friend win. Haha.

[Please insert username]

that's shit

seriously, it was shit

edit: there's actually no english words that rhyme with shit..can you believe it?

thats the most retarded thing i've hear all day, try finding something that rhymes with purple,silver or month;)

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

thats the most retarded thing i've hear all day, try finding something that rhymes with purple,silver or month;)

nurple

[Manifesto]

nurple

The Samsonite's dick it was short
The worst in this forum's cohort
It's too bad he must suffer-
Why, just ask his mother!
...the day she tried to abort.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

cohort


i dont know what that word means
but i jerk off to the song applebottom jeans
youve got me all :mad:
but really im :(
that my dick's sized for a male aged 13



:(:(:(

[Manifesto]

i dont know what that word means
but i jerk off to the song applebottom jeans
youve got me all :mad:
but really im :(
that my dick's sized for a male aged 13

I didn't expect education
From a former sex-change patient
It's quite hard to do
But I must break the news
You provide no erotic sensation.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

I didn't expect education
From a former sex-change patient
It's quite hard to do
But I must break the news
You provide no erotic sensation.

i like the way you think
you make my head stink
so all day im :confused:
like a baboon
and fuck off twat, im trying to read bill simmons' mailbag

[Manifesto]

i like the way you think
you make my head stink
so all day im :confused:
like a baboon
and fuck off twat, im trying to read bill simmons' mailbag

Your lyrical skills suck, fucker
And never mind your verse structure!
Middle School's that way-
You better run, fast, gay
There's a dick around which you can pucker.

[Dionysus]

Manifesto pretended poetry's his vocation
But really all he's good for is masturbation
He tugs it all day
But to his dismay
His dicks faced total disintegration

[Manifesto]

Manifesto pretended poetry's his vocation
But really all he's good for is masturbation
He tugs it all day
But to his dismay
His dicks faced total disintegration

You're skilled at imagination
But my forte is insemination
When Cialis stopped working
You had to stop jerking
And you love meatspin's cock rotation.

[RosettaStoned]

Manifesto, What you manifest,
All of it I quite detest.
Ya make all these dirty dildos,
Stick em up your bum for bilbo,
And its the semen you lust to ingest.

[Manifesto]

Manifesto, What you manifest,
All of it I quite detest.
Ya make all these dirty dildos,
Stick em up your bum for bilbo,
And its the semen you lust to ingest.

Your name it suggests linguistics,
And linguistics intelligence in turn
But judging by your previous antics,
Of language you have much to learn.

A reference is that to the hobbit?
I highly suggest that you stop it.
Stoned you are not,
To be boned you have got,
And have your balls cut off to top it.

[Jukebox_Hero]

Manifesto, What you manifest,
All of it I quite detest.
Ya make all these dirty dildos,
Stick em up your bum for bilbo,
And its the semen you lust to ingest.

I know of a poster named RosettaStoned
He squealed like a piggy everytime we boned
He put up quite a fight!
He was no match for my might
You couldn't pay me to leave dat ass alone.

[Manifesto]

I know of a poster named RosettaStoned
He squealed like a piggy everytime we boned
He put up quite a fight!
He was no match for my might
You couldn't pay me to leave dat ass alone.

A mod who recycles my rhymes?
This incompetence we've seen many times.
You're no better than Meta
And you can bet I'm a hata
You should go, can you not read the signs?

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Your name it suggests linguistics,
And linguistics intelligence in turn
But judging by your previous antics,
Of language you have much to learn.

A reference is that to the hobbit?
I highly suggest that you stop it.
Stoned you are not,
To be boned you have got,
And have your balls cut off to top it.

what a smarty pants we have on our hands
he likes when our hands rub him up and down
caress his shoulders like his mother never did

no she did not, for she was busy with me
and i am quite the "worker bee"
all day and all night
her screams caused me fright
so i ran off to join the circus lol that didnt rhyme. :thumbsup:

[Jukebox_Hero]

A mod who recycles my rhymes?
This incompetence we've seen many times.
You're no better than Meta
And you can bet I'm a hata
You should go, can you not read the signs?

I had long since hit "reply"
being compared to Meta left my eyes dry
He was an alright mod
You are a sorry sod
suck me, faggot *grabs package*

[Manifesto]

I had long since hit "reply"
being compared to Meta left my eyes dry
He was an alright mod
You are a sorry sod
suck me, faggot *grabs package*

I figured I would bump the thread
'Twas lulzy, but yet it was dead
Whoever's below
Looks like Toothlessjoe
And they wank it until it gets red.

[Mr. Crazy Handz]

1, 2, 3, 4,
You are a dirty whore.
5, 6, 7, 8,
Have fun when your period's late.

[Mr. Crazy Handz]

That wasn't even a limerick :o

[Manifesto]

1, 2, 3, 4,
You are a dirty whore.
5, 6, 7, 8,
Have fun when your period's late.

Your education is lacking
Nowhere near supposed "l33t haxxing"
With a "Z" for an "S"
You might as well wear a dress
And it's toilet paper you're stacking

[unstableasatable]

i was checking the ships manifest,
when i saw a zokean in a vest,
he had a bare bum
full of lots of cum
now he was rubbing his breasts,

lol idk,

[Mr. Crazy Handz]

Your education is lacking
Nowhere near supposed "l33t haxxing"
With a "Z" for an "S"
You might as well wear a dress
And it's toilet paper you're stacking

Ha, your limericks are pretty good.

Too bad you said my education was lacking, however. :(

[Manifesto]

Ha, your limericks are pretty good.

Too bad you said my education was lacking, however. :(

I try :)

u kno whar that thx butin iz :hrmph:

[Mr. Crazy Handz]

I try :)

u kno whar that thx butin iz :hrmph:

Ha, yes I do know where it is, but you said I was lacking in education.

Maybe if you wrote a nice one, THANX WHORE!

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Ha, yes I do know where it is, but you said I was lacking in education.

Maybe if you wrote a nice one, THANX WHORE!

mr crazy handz has a fat dick
i dont know to rhyme for shit
so give me a thanks
and then ill spank
my monkey until it splitz

[Manifesto]

mr crazy handz has a fat dick
i dont know to rhyme for shit
so give me a thanks
and then ill spank
my monkey until it splitz

Your trolling is not quite well hidden
Nor the cum-stains inside of your mittens
We've duly determined
That I give the sermons
So your nonsense of which we'll be ridden.

[Mr. Crazy Handz]

mr crazy handz has a fat dick
i dont know to rhyme for shit
so give me a thanks
and then ill spank
my monkey until it splitz

Said I had a fat dick, so thank you!

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Your trolling is not quite well hidden
Nor the cum-stains inside of your mittens
We've duly determined
That I give the sermons
So your nonsense of which we'll be ridden.

Manifest, oh my, how you manifest
oh why do you manifest
your little nest on top of my brazen breast?

Oh manifest, your caress is the best
but why do you tease and test
me by slowly unbuttoning my vest?

[Manifesto]

Manifest, oh my, how you manifest
oh why do you manifest
your little nest on top of my brazen breast?

Oh manifest, your caress is the best
but why do you tease and test
me by slowly unbuttoning my vest?

Politely, get out of this forum
Your ballsack would make great decorum
If you know what I mean
We could throw in your spleen
To tolerate you I'd need more rum.

...yeah, proll4y my worst yet.

[unstableasatable]

you bitches 4got to do my name uo there ^^^.
so im posting down here.

[Manifesto]

you bitches 4got to do my name uo there ^^^.
so im posting down here.

I'll give this quote whore his fix
...Speaking of sucking fat dicks
I'm sure you are able
Like Jack in the fable
To bob like an unstable table

[Mr. Crazy Handz]

I'll give this quote whore his fix
...Speaking of sucking fat dicks
I'm sure you are able
Like Jack in the fable
To bob like an unstable table

Hey table doesn't rhyme with dicks!

[vnorberto]

i would bet my last dime you are a faggot
and youve got an anal infection, watch for maggots
i would rape your soul with ease
and you are useless like yellow cheese
and this here is my cock, gag it.

[Mr. Crazy Handz]

i would bet my last dime you are a faggot
and youve got an anal infection, watch for maggots
i would rape your soul with ease
and you are useless like yellow cheese
and this here is my cock, gag it.

You sound like the gay one!

[Dionysus]

Mr Crazy misspelled hands
This is what I expect in these lands
The fools rule supreme
The others run and scream
And Handz just pleasures his glands

[Trix Are For Kids]

Just give me the fucking chicken Caesar.
Don't be a fucking teaser.
Wait, chicken caesar's for cunts.
Gimme Italian on my lunch.
What the fuck rhymes with Caesar?:mad:

[Marijuanasaurus]

I speak of Mr.Handz indirectly
along with Caesar, all spelled incorrectly
I will now say my goodbye
For im gonna get high
All this said inconsequentially

[Paco]

I speak of Mr.Handz indirectly
along with Caesar, all spelled incorrectly
I will now say my goodbye
For im gonna get high
All this said inconsequentially

There once was a poster, Marijuanasaurus
i cant rhyme, maybe i should read a thesaurus.
fuck this shit i give up,
little kidiots always say "Sup?"
um.... Chuck Norris?

[GORDONFREEMAN]

There once was a poster, Marijuanasaurus
i cant rhyme, maybe i should read a thesaurus.
fuck this shit i give up,
little kidiots always say "Sup?"
um.... Chuck Norris?

Once there was a boy named paco,
who ate out his mothers pink taco.
he blew his load ,
on top of the commode,
now he fucks midgets named rocko.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Once there was a boy named paco,
who ate out his mothers pink taco.
he blew his load ,
on top of the commode,
now he fucks midgets named rocko.

Gordon Freeman was a theoretical physicist
Who raped Alyx Vance with his fist
He nut in her butt
and walked off with a strut
With shit stains up to his wrist.

[RosettaStoned]

Gordon Freeman was a theoretical physicist
Who raped Alyx Vance with his fist
He nut in her butt
and walked off with a strut
With shit stains up to his wrist.

Marijuana's got buds quite ginormous.
In fact, in the form of a Tyrannasauras
Rex, he molded the skunk into.
Came and said, "A toke for you".
Now this thread no longer bored us.

[Dionysus]

Rosetta the Stoned is a mod
I wonder how he got the job?
He went down on all four
With his face to the floor
Whilst zok split his ass with his rod

[Manifesto]

Rosetta the Stoned is a mod
I wonder how he got the job?
He went down on all four
With his face to the floor
Whilst zok split his ass with his rod

I'm sure he will do just fine
Yet I fear it's the end of the line
For this Caesarean plebe
With the nose of a heeb
It would serve you well to resign.

[Rainycity]

Manifesto
is the besto
But im fresco

[Manifesto]

Manifesto
is the besto
But im fresco

Rainycity
Is quite shitty
...Does mocking your dick make me witty?

[Rainycity]

Rainycity
Is quite shitty
...Does mocking your dick make me witty?

does being a dick to me, make you gay
fuck, i bet you think this is forplay
so ima say no homo
but that doesnt go for you thoe.

[RosettaStoned]

Manifesto
is the besto
But im fresco

Rainycity
Is quite shitty
...Does mocking your dick make me witty?

does being a dick to me, make you gay
fuck, i bet you think this is forplay
so ima say no homo
but that doesnt go for you thoe.


Limericks for fucks sake!
Is it that hard to make
A poem with a five for line.
On thy ass I will dine
If though limerick 'tis fake!


Oh yea, Manifesto, thank you
I really don't know what I'd do
Without the moral support,
But now you shall be a cohort
In this tyranny for two!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Limericks for fucks sake!
Is it that hard to make
A poem with a five for line.
On thy ass I will dine
If though limerick 'tis fake!


Oh yea, Manifesto, thank you
I really don't know what I'd do
Without the moral support,
But now you shall be a cohort
In this tyranny for two!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

this tit duck is a mod
more like a blob
suck my nuts
ill kaputz
all over your face :hrmph:

[Manifesto]

this tit duck is a mod
more like a blob
suck my nuts
ill kaputz
all over your face :hrmph:

There surely will be no coup
'Gainst this tyrannie a deux
Like Marie Antoinette
C'est off with your head
It is time that you said your adieu

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

There surely will be no coup
'Gainst this tyrannie a deux
Like Marie Antoinette
C'est off with your head
It is time that you said your adieu

look at this french faggot
i bet he eats maggots
hes all turned on
by the grey poupon
bob saget

[Echidna]

look at this french faggot
i bet he eats maggots
hes all turned on
by the grey poupon
bob saget

i c wut u did there
fresh prince of bel air
none of it is funny
it wont make you money
you dip your balls in Nair

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

i c wut u did there
fresh prince of bel air
none of it is funny
it wont make you money
you dip your balls in Nair

maybe thats because limericks arent funny
nor are they clevar
they're fun to make, terribly dreadful to read
i dont know why I waste my time on this delicious thread

[RosettaStoned]

maybe thats because limericks arent funny
nor are they clevar
they're fun to make, terribly dreadful to read
i dont know why I waste my time on this delicious thread

You say this thread is quote 'delish'
And we know you gasp like a fish
Out of water for attention
But all that water retention
Is making your brain go 'squish'.

[Manifesto]

maybe thats because limericks arent funny
nor are they clevar
they're fun to make, terribly dreadful to read
i dont know why I waste my time on this delicious thread

Perhaps that's because you've no skill?
By the way, you should re-write your will.
Now I've finished my joint
And I must make the point
That Macgruber's shoes have been filled.

[Overman]

You say this thread is quote 'delish'
And we know you gasp like a fish
Out of water for attention
But all that water retention
Is making your brain go 'squish'.

RosettaStoned
RosettaStoned
lol
lol
RosettaStoned

[GORDONFREEMAN]

RosettaStoned
RosettaStoned
lol
lol
RosettaStoned

BendOverman from ye old japan
tried to fuck RossettaStoned with his hand
he flicked his wrist
thus ended the tryst
now he sucks off his fist:confused:

[Overman]

Gordonfreeman
gordonfreeman
gordon
gordon
gordonfreeman

[Lord hang man]

gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon gordon


FREE MAN

Overman ate up his own dreams
because at times they are all that the mind sees
he wished only for foundation
to be carved from seperation
into one loving nation with capris (for dudes AND girls)

haha you like capri pants.

[RosettaStoned]

Six Double Zero Five One
Really ought to get his shit done.
Dried trails upon his lap,
End this marathon fap,
And get some sun :mad:.

*Vents cause he starts school tomorrow*

FUUUUUUUUUUU-------------

[Dionysus]

I look at this limerick thread
And the first thing to come to my head
Is how folorne is has gotten
It seems to be forgoten
And moments away from death

[Masero]

I look at this limerick thread
And the first thing to come to my head
Is how folorne is has gotten
It seems to be forgoten
And moments away from death

Ceasar, Ceasar
You fucking geezer
Didn't you read the fucking rule
I guess not, you inbred fool
You're supposed to talk of the poster above you
But instead you look like no one loves you.

[RosettaStoned]

Masero was quite a hater,
So we fed him to a gator.
Then me and Cee
Rolled a spliff for thee
Incessant Masturbator.

[Masero]

Masero was quite a hater,
So we fed him to a gator.
Then me and Cee
Rolled a spliff for thee
Incessant Masturbator.

*her

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Masero is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Super7am is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Maddo]

Super-7-A.M.
Really is quite a gem,
On his way one day,
He was attacked by a Gay,
now split open is his rectum.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Maddo is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Vox Ducis]

How cool is Maddo,
When sucking my dildo,
Unable to swallow,
Killed by this arrow,
Buried in El Dorado.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

How cool is Maddo,
When sucking my dildo,
Unable to swallow,
Killed by this arrow,
Buried in El Dorado.

Hey, guess what, I was above you. That said;

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Savage_white_man]

How cool is Maddo,
When sucking my dildo,
Unable to swallow,
Killed by this arrow,
Buried in El Dorado.

That queer vox ducis
started choking to death on its mucus
And a cough and cough it went
until it was smothered in cloth.

:hrmph:

[Vox Ducis]

Super7am is a prick,
Always writing the same limerick,
Really has no imagination,
Trolling is his only passion,
Should be hit by a brick.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Vox Ducis]

Savage_white_man, son of Superman,
Of the gays he is the shaman,
When casting spells on my cock,
His nuts do I wreak havoc,
Good bye, dear Roman.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Savage_white_man]

Savage_white_man, son of Superman,
Of the gays he is the shaman,
When casting spells on my cock,
His nuts do I wreak havoc,
Good bye, dear Roman.

I haz one.

Vox Ducis sucks more choad than an emo
Whilst trying to restore his hair with Lemo.
he trys and he trys
whilst he cries and he cries
until he dies whilst he lies
severing blood ties

[Maddo]

super7am should be bust
A simple solution is thus;
Add his name to a list
to ignore the little shit
thread continues without being shut.

[Vox Ducis]

Super7am is still among us,
Making us smell the fragance of his anus,
When putting a mask on my nose,
I still can see his fucking rose,
The only solution is to flee by bus.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Vox Ducis]

When Super7am talks to me,
He is as boring as Mommy,
Since I know he lives in Sydney,
I'm going there to steal his kidney,
Before flying back to Miami.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Savage_white_man]

When Super7am talks to me,
He is as boring as Mommy,
Since I know he lives in Sydney,
I'm going there to steal his kidney,
Before flying back to Miami.

Stop whining you French piece of shit.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Savage_white_man, you're doing it wrong,
your words are without song.
To belong in this thread,
Emulate what you've read,
Otherwise your insults are strong.

[Vox Ducis]

Stop whining you French piece of shit.

Savage_white_man can't understand a joke,
For this he deserves to choke,
If he can't handle playing the limerick game,
I suppose we should call him a lame,
Reading this, I hope his glasses broke.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[kitteh]

super7am molests young men and shoves them in his anus,
of course this is wrong but he doesn't give two dongs,
he just continues to rape them senseless!

you dirty fuck!

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Hairy Bush Nun is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[kitteh]

Hairy Bush Nun is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

she*

[Vox Ducis]

For once, Super7am is right,
Nonetheless, I won't hold him tight,
He is much less gay than Savage_white_man,
But I still don't know if he is a human,
So I won't turn off the light.

[Savage_white_man]

For once, Super7am is right,
Nonetheless, I won't hold him tight,
He is much less gay than Savage_white_man,
But I still don't know if he is a human,
So I won't turn off the light.

Reading what Vox Ducis wrote about a gayness
Made me pop a boner
So Mr Ducis; do ya mind if I bone ya?

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Savage_white_man is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Erorr]

For once, Super7am is right,
Nonetheless, I won't hold him tight,
He is much less gay than Savage_white_man,
But I still don't know if he is a human,
So I won't turn off the light.

Vox Ducis , your ideas are droll
Like moss growing on a pole
I cant believe people like you
I wish you were new
So i could say shut up mud farmer

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Erorr is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Vox Ducis]

When Savage_white_man has a boner,
I laugh until the end of December,
Seeing his two inch poor cock,
Everybody knows it's time to mock,
See you next year, lamer.

[Erorr]

When Savage_white_man has a boner,
I laugh until the end of December,
Seeing his two inch poor cock,
Everybody knows it's time to mock,
See you next year, lamer.

Silly fool december doesnt rhyme with boner
Your no loner
Your mama probably thinks your queer
No wonder you own a steer
You got a cock in your ass

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Erorr is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Vox Ducis]

I can see in Erorr quite a mistake,
With him I don't want anything to partake,
Even if he was a Duke,
It would make me puke,
And finally drown in a lake.

[Dionysus]

Vox Ducis is a man with bad taste
While walking the street in his haste
He picked up a hooker
And while she was a looker
He noticed a beard on her face

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Vox Ducius is a prick
You'll find he's incredibly thick
If he wants to pick fights with Super7am
He might need to get off the dick. :]

[BukkakeTsunami]

Vox Ducius is a prick
You'll find he's incredibly thick
If he wants to pick fights with Super7am
He might need to get off the dick. :]

Super7am's got such intangible wit
I'll rhyme just like him but I'll make sense when I do it
His brain's in his scrotum
His own mom even told 'em
"wipe from front to back to avoid a mind full of shit"

[Travis Bickle]

Their was a woman who screamed in horror
Just as a bukkake was about to reach shore
Everybody screamed in disarray
Until the flood of semen swept them away
No one will ever forget that unfortunate day

[Lulzar]

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

super7am is quite super gay,
he makes love with men on the bay,
he takes it in the butt,
courtesy of the mutt,
his moldy penis is gray

LOLZ IS DAT GOOD???!??!

[Lulzar]

Their was a woman who screamed in horror
Just as a bukkake was about to reach shore
Everybody screamed in disarray
Until the flood of semen swept them away
No one will ever forget that unfortunate day

There was a man named Travis Bickle,
Everyone said he was fickle,
He sure enjoyed taking dick,
He liked it veiny and slick,
Travis Bickle ate a pickle.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Lulzar is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Lulzar]

Lulzar is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

It was funny the first few times,
Now I'm tired of your rhymes,
You suck a lot of dick,
Get out of here quick,
Go rape some mimes.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Lulzar is a nut..
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

Super7am is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[Cathy McGee]

Vox Ducis is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

hes got a big dick and very large balls
answers the phone for all the bitches calls
hes super7am and hes here to stay
so love him lots, or get out the way.

[Modern Life is Rubbish]

carl is a nut.
He has a rubber but.
Every time he walks around
it goes putt putt.

[skyclaw441]

Super seven AM
He couldn't find a gram
So he sucked on a dick
And made it quick
And got fifty from a man named Sam

[Dionysus]

Skyclaws name doesn't have class
And the poem above is rather crass
Whilst Im no prude
And don't mean to be rude
Go fuck your mouth through your ass!

[DrGoogfan]

Skyclaws name doesn't have class
And the poem above is rather crass
Whilst Im no prude
And don't mean to be rude
Go fuck your mouth through your ass!

Caesar spells like a

fuck i dont have time for this

[PieGirl]

Caesar spells like a

fuck i dont have time for this

mrgoogfan "doesn't have time"
so he doesn't deserve a rhyme
but since I'm so bored
and time I can afford
I shall supply zoklet with this ... lime ...
http://beertalking.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/42654455-1lime.jpg

[RosettaStoned]

You are a girl of many pies,
Flavor of cherry for all the guys;
You let them take a lick
To be disappointed by dick
and left them to their demise.

[not me]

Limericks suck dick
Written by loser homos
Haiku rules again !

[Vox Ducis]

We really don't care about haiku,
For it is more shitty than Baku,
Japan's sexual behavior is really sicko,
But much less than Zoloff the wacko,
Should be obliged to commit seppuku.

[Blunderfail]

We really don't care about haiku,
For it is more shitty than Baku,
Japan's sexual behavior is really sicko,
But much less than Zoloff the wacko,
Should be obliged to commit seppuku.

There once was a man named Vox Ducis
Whose penis was covered in mucus
On closer inspection
It seemed his erection
Was just in a fellow named Lucas

[RadioFree]

There once was a man named Blunderful
Who really was quite beautiful
We tied him up his feet
And lubed up our meat
To give him a rather large mouthful

[Vox Ducis]

There once was a man named RadioFree,
Whose Ferrari ended up in a tree,
Though he was almost dead,
A cop hit him in the head,
The bystanders didn't disagree.

[I Ate Your Bees]

There once was a man called Vox Ducis
Who met an old man called Confucious
He fell in the woods,
the silence was good,
So what is existence, Vox Ducis?

[I Ate Your Bees]

http://beertalking.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/42654455-1lime.jpg

om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
om nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom
om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[Dionysus]

My god this thread is dead
The tradgedy flows to my head
The well has dried up
Cause people all suck
And nothing is left to be said

[The Swede]

you suck



/thread

[sexualjesus]

you suck



/thread

there once was a man named the swede.
he lived in a tree
he said you suck
and didnt muck
/thread

[Kurwa Mac Japierdole III]

My god this thread is dead
The tradgedy flows to my head
The well has dried up
Cause people all suck
And nothing is left to be said

Fret not my fellow Totsean friend,
This thread has not yet come to an end!
For a poet has arrived,
With many words and rhymes,
To put together and to the community, lend.

[Im Bored]

you have a really crazy name, those who try and pronounce it will never be the same I am feeling very high so I am off to purchase a pie

[Dionysus]

you suck



/thread

You wretched, cretonous Shit!
Why come off as such of a twit!
Retorting is fine
But make it a rhyme
What harms there in a little wit?

[Blunderfail]

There once was a man named Caesar
Whose wife was cut up in his freezer
He raped all the bits
And came on the tits
All in an effort to please her

[Kurwa Mac Japierdole III]

There once was a man named Caesar
Whose wife was cut up in his freezer
He raped all the bits
And came on the tits
All in an effort to please her

Such music to the ears are thee,
Your limerick just made me full of glee.
You may be a virgin,
But your talents are emerging,
And one day you'll swimming in pussy.

[Lanny]

O, Kurwa Mac
You may deal smack
but if your heart is true
and you avoid the blue
The cops won't notice Jack

(Blue being convenient slang for a cop)
P.S. I have no idea if you deal smack

[Dionysus]

There once was a guy called Lanny
Who was a gigantic fanny
He once got aroused
With the sailors around
And fucked every one like a tranny

[derfarter]

A pubescent loser named Caesar
Could not find his dick with a tweezer
So he sat in a chair
And combed his nut hair
While listening to Slipknot and Weezer.

[Vox Ducis]

There was once a guy called derfarter,
Whose face made me think of a monster,
Hidden in a flush toilet,
Posting shit on Zoklet,
Will be killed by a mobster.

[Franklin Payne]

There was once a guy called derfarter,
Whose face made me think of a monster,
Hidden in a flush toilet,
Posting shit on Zoklet,
Will be killed by a mobster.
You are clearly french. This rhymes only when pronounced french. :D

[Old Blind Man]

Oh my dear Franklin Payne
You neglected to post a quatrain
So GTFO you big lazy crout
and never come back again

[Monkmaster]

There once was a man named Franklin Payne
Whose bisexual father worked on a crane
He took loads all day
But he sooo wasn't gay
Surely someone's yanking his chain