worst Youtube comment ever

[Fish]

so someone posted this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHu8LAWSKxU) video of a hamster running on a wheel, the wheel going too fast, and the hamster getting hilariously spun/thrown from the wheel. It's all the hamster's doing - it's not like someone reached in to do anything, and it's not like stopping the wheel from spinning so fast would have done anything to prevent future hilarity.

So somebody posts this comment: The hamster is cute!! PLZ don't make it do tricks( i'm not saying you did) but i think it is cruel to hurt animals!!

Okay, I'm all for being against animal cruelty, but I'm sorta baffled by the inarticulate immaturity dripping from this plea against harming animals. First, they qualify their post with the parenthetical "( i'm not saying you did)", but then almost counterbalance that with the capital "PLZ". I'm going to resist the urge to continue analyzing and tearing apart every single word of this asinine comment, but suffice it to say that I'm offended on every possible level by this person's bleeding-heart-tree-hugging-everything-has-a-spirit-and-let's-respect-all-lifeforms-as-though-they-are-people-hippie bullshit. It's a fucking hamster, and the video is fucking funny.

[reallystupidstuff]

my god... some peoples got no sense

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

I think some of my brain cells just died

[parkus]

It was clearly animal cruelty, done by some sick motherfucker.

[Venatio Vos]

>>>>>>s<<<<<o someone poste

I AM FUCKING OFFENDED BY THE ABSENCE OF CAPITALIZATION AT THE START OF THAT SENTENCE!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT????:mad:

[BornToKill]

I got a better one: there's this really bullshit video of this rapper in oxford (not a renowned city for being gangsta) and this dumbass replied :
"dis guy is a clown an a disgrace 2 roxford, man aint never about in the real bits an wot he shat his pants wen police tuk him off that train in ldn. ask any real guy in oxford dis guy is a waseman an he ent steppin 2 no1 da only ppl who respect him is da uni chumps. dnt wana b a h8a but fuk dis prik makin oxd luk like a clown town, EYDYAT "

[parkus]

I got a better one: there's this really bullshit video of this rapper in oxford (not a renowned city for being gangsta) and this dumbass replied :
"dis guy is a clown an a disgrace 2 roxford, man aint never about in the real bits an wot he shat his pants wen police tuk him off that train in ldn. ask any real guy in oxford dis guy is a waseman an he ent steppin 2 no1 da only ppl who respect him is da uni chumps. dnt wana b a h8a but fuk dis prik makin oxd luk like a clown town, EYDYAT "

Who's the clown? :rolleyes:

[Anima Mundi]

Look at any mainstream rap video.

[lol]

What's even more funny is how you actually took time out of your own day to analyze a comment some mentally disabled person made.

[Fish]

What's even more funny is how you actually took time out of your own day to analyze a comment some mentally disabled person made.

Welcome to the internet.

[Mantikore]

sounds like a funny vid. links?

[youngnastyman]

This kinda reminds me of a picture:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u249/apoc9/1229497647625.png

[yoplait]

I got a better one: there's this really bullshit video of this rapper in oxford (not a renowned city for being gangsta) and this dumbass replied :
"dis guy is a clown an a disgrace 2 roxford, man aint never about in the real bits an wot he shat his pants wen police tuk him off that train in ldn. ask any real guy in oxford dis guy is a waseman an he ent steppin 2 no1 da only ppl who respect him is da uni chumps. dnt wana b a h8a but fuk dis prik makin oxd luk like a clown town, EYDYAT "
/tilts head :confused:

[Purple Sprite]

I've seen worse comments than all of those.

[Thelostcup]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2reu0dv.png

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

I hope that at least it's a girl. I swear to God, if I ever caught anybody with a dick talking like that, I would slice it right off.

[Korivan i'Alagmarae]

I got a better one: there's this really bullshit video of this rapper in oxford (not a renowned city for being gangsta) and this dumbass replied :
"dis guy is a clown an a disgrace 2 roxford, man aint never about in the real bits an wot he shat his pants wen police tuk him off that train in ldn. ask any real guy in oxford dis guy is a waseman an he ent steppin 2 no1 da only ppl who respect him is da uni chumps. dnt wana b a h8a but fuk dis prik makin oxd luk like a clown town, EYDYAT "

reading that actually hurt a little bit.

[Awkibo]

people, people.

I think we can all agree that there is no such thing as an intelligent youtube comment.

aiight.

a good example taken from a 50 music video

"z-ro is a very skilled lyricist with a tite azz flo. if you cain't feel his raps then there's probably something wrong with you or you're on that played out overrated east coast style shyrt thinkin' thats the only thing worth listenin to i've listened to alot of rap music in my day and z-ro is one of the best artists i've ever heard spit. it's hard to believe more people ain't caught on to him yet, he deserves to be a nationwide millionaire. go pick up a copy of "Look what they did to me, "not the best reply but at least it has some semblance of intelligence, this was marked as spam.

just above it however, not marked as spam is this brilliant reply.

"this is sick bruv it is totally gangsta stay safe bruvs "

[Bender]

Fixed for lolz


"z-ro is a very skilled lyricist with a tite azz if you cain't feel his cock then there's probably something wrong with you or you're on that played out overrated east coast style shyrt thinkin' thats the only thing worth listenin to i've listened to alot of Crap music in my day and z-ro is one of the best artists i've ever heard shit. it's hard to believe more people ain't caught on to him yet, he deserves to be a nationwide millionaire. go pick up a copy of "Look what they did to me and my mother last night on the bathroom floor. "