good things to steal from school?

[playthefool]

for the past few weeks ive been grabbing small things from teachers desks and from supply closets. nothing big, just stuff i might need. and also good pranking materials, but im wondering, is there anything really good that i could snag to make some big money? I cant steal laptops anymore because this kid managed to snag like 5, and now theyre super strict watching u with them.

My friend who stole some laptops opened up the teachers desk using a paperclip today, so now im inspired, even though theres only one week of school left. whats good stuff to grab besides laptops and computers?

[Daily]

Books for study.

[The Green Arrow]

Chemicals from the chem lab.

HCL , magnesium strips, NaOH are always available at my school

[eardor]

Instead of stealing pens and post-it-notes why don't you steal some girls virginity.

[The General]

how bout you quit being a lowlife?

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Computers, speakers, computer mice, keyboards, security cameras, desks, doors, chemicals, radios, walkie-talkies, Police Officer's taser & pepper spray (Not off of him), books, projectors, paint, art supplies, instruments, diplomas, power-tools and machinery (From shop-class) and televisions had all been stolen from my high-school.

But you're a fuckhead lowlife, who, fuckhead that you are, will probably get caught.

[playthefool]

ORRRRR....i wont get caught. because im smart enough to never do the dirty work. i usually just take keys and stuff and get other kids to snag shit for me. i win, you lose. go home...lol.

[samguy700]

ORRRRR....i wont get caught. because im smart enough to never do the dirty work. i usually just take keys and stuff and get other kids to snag shit for me. i win, you lose. go home...lol.

lol kiddiot tries to redeem himself

[@@@]

steal attractive girls and sell them into slavery.

[kinc]

steal attractive girls and sell them into slavery.

+1
That or rip all the copper wire out of the walls and take it down to the scrap metal place :rolleyes:

[JustAnotherAsshole]

ORRRRR....i wont get caught. because im smart enough to never do the dirty work. i usually just take keys and stuff and get other kids to snag shit for me. i win, you lose. go home...lol.

You're fucking stupid.

[Please insert username]

i dunno... a chair or somethin

[samguy700]

posts threads and people like this make me and other inteligent young people look like fucking kiddiots and turn a lot of people into adultists.

[kelsokid18]

Computers, speakers, computer mice, keyboards, security cameras, desks, doors, chemicals, radios, walkie-talkies, Police Officer's taser & pepper spray (Not off of him), books, projectors, paint, art supplies, instruments, diplomas, power-tools and machinery (From shop-class) and televisions had all been stolen from my high-school.



All of these items, and then some. Hand tools and new motor oil from auto shop, welding supplies and raw material from metal shop, various items from the video communications department, lighting equipment from the drama department, stock from the student store and the stadium concessions stand. Rolls of plotter paper from the Drafting losers, janitorial supplies, anything useful the medical office might have, liquid adrenaline from the wrestling team.

I once acquired a roll of the little tickets handed out at the box office for sporting events, and set up a "VIP" section in the stands at a football game. The gate operators were confused as fuck when people with different tickets from the ones being used that night started showing up at the gate without stopping at the box. Of course, there was no VIP section, and I ate well at lunch for the next few weeks.

[samguy700]

op is 15 years old wieghs 150 pounds.
took me two minutes of going through past posts

[samguy700]

All of these items, and then some. Hand tools and new motor oil from auto shop, welding supplies and raw material from metal shop, various items from the video communications department, lighting equipment from the drama department, stock from the student store and the stadium concessions stand. Rolls of plotter paper from the Drafting losers, janitorial supplies, anything useful the medical office might have, liquid adrenaline from the wrestling team.

I once acquired a roll of the little tickets handed out at the box office for sporting events, and set up a "VIP" section in the stands at a football game. The gate operators were confused as fuck when people with different tickets from the ones being used that night started showing up at the gate without stopping at the box. Of course, there was no VIP section, and I ate well at lunch for the next few weeks.

liquid adrenaline? siriously? i have this theory that in night ops if you have to run, inject that shit and youll run faster is that true?

[Actor]

Watch people when they do their locker combinations.

[Overman]

Graphing calculators. Damn they are so easy to get, and they all look the same so its almost impossible to get caught - if you do, say you thought it was your own. Steal them slowly but surely and sell them all on ebay.

edit: I like the above poster's suggestion too.

[samguy700]

You should be able to run faster because adrenaline prepares the body for fight or flight. Don't abuse it too much, it puts the entire cardio/pulminary systems in overdrive and can lead to arrhythmia and extreme tachycardia in the heart and pulmonary edema in the lungs. Adrenalin: srs bsns.

lol way ahead of you, i dont touch drugs, the guy that mentioned adrenaline i m pretty sure was implying it to be used as a drug.
i was thinking that with my theory but i thought if the cops are coming after you then your already producing it and if you inject too much you might have a heart attack so i was thinking whether it would be a good idea, hell i dont know what happens when you inject it if the high is too much you might pass out idk.
poppers make your heart palpitate would that help you out? they are legal and getting away from cops is worth..... the uhh..... side effects

[White Jesus]

posts threads and people like this make me and other inteligent young people look like fucking kiddiots and turn a lot of people into adultists.

If you're so smart why can't you use proper grammar?

[13579]

op is 15 years old wieghs 150 pounds.
took me two minutes of going through past posts

Goddamn. I wasn't anywhere near that stupid when I was 15.

OP: Stop stealing paperclips like a bitch and thinking you're badass.

Also, learn to fucking spell if you're so smart.

TL/DR version for fuckheads: Huff raid, GTFO my internets.

[nutsack]

When I was at school some guys made a bit of cash from lockers. They just ripped them open and took anything worth anything, got caught after a few weeks though I think.

[White Jesus]

When I was at school some guys made a bit of cash from lockers. They just ripped them open and took anything worth anything, got caught after a few weeks though I think.

Due to the new maths course coming in everyone in my year and below has to fork out $200 dollars for new graphics calculators.
If someone came through on a Saturday night and went about cutting through locks they could really clean up.

[dog with shifty eyes]

We had a new teacher (first time as teacher in her life), and we stole all her keys.

That summer, the school's base are belonged to us.

And we abused the shit out of that.

[nutsack]

Due to the new maths course coming in everyone in my year and below has to fork out $200 dollars for new graphics calculators.
If someone came through on a Saturday night and went about cutting through locks they could really clean up.

If you could beat the security sure. The guys I was talking about just did it during the school day with a crowbar in secluded bunches of lockers, lol. They hid the merchandise in another locker.

[Young Meth]

Graphing calculators. Damn they are so easy to get, and they all look the same so its almost impossible to get caught - if you do, say you thought it was your own. Steal them slowly but surely and sell them all on ebay.

edit: I like the above poster's suggestion too.

Lol this and believe it or not textbooks. You can sell them on Amazon for a pretty penny and that shit is EASY

[Overman]

Goddamn. I wasn't anywhere near that stupid when I was 15.

OP: Stop stealing paperclips like a bitch and thinking you're badass.

Also, learn to fucking spell if you're so smart.

TL/DR version for fuckheads: Huff raid, GTFO my internets.

:facepalm:

Lol this and believe it or not textbooks. You can sell them on Amazon for a pretty penny and that shit is EASY
Yeah true, but be careful with this one. Schools generally care a lot more about their own property than student property, especially poor-ass schools that can only afford new textbooks once every five years.

[ysr2096]

Steal toilet paper, you'll never have to buy toilet paper again.

[Death Snuggle]

Go steal some potassium and/or sodium then eat that shit. It'll get you high as fuck.

[beergoggles]

I used to be an office aid at the ninth grade center at our high school. Well I noticed they gave this kid his medication every morning. I saw where they kept it, and when I was alone I checked it out. A bottle of 20mg Adderall sitting alone in a drawer

I have no interest in stims, and I did NOT want to risk that so I left it alone, but now I know they don't keep that shit under lockdown. Try to get office aid as a class like I did.

Another thing I used to steal was tardy passes, and check-out passes. I also could stamp them because I had access to the stamper in the office. The kids used to love me because I'd let them sign fake names and shit, and I wouldn't hassle them for dress code or for being late.

I miss high school :(

[ILTST]

During gym class ask to go to the bathroom. Head to the locker room instead, pull out some bolt cutters and cut the locks of people you know have expensive stuff like ipods and such. Money is good too of course. Hell at my old school some people didn't even put their pants in a locker, they just left it on the floor and I occasionally scored stuff this way.

[ysr2096]

During gym class ask to go to the bathroom. Head to the locker room instead, pull out some bolt cutters and cut the locks of people you know have expensive stuff like ipods and such. Money is good too of course. Hell at my old school some people didn't even put their pants in a locker, they just left it on the floor and I occasionally scored stuff this way.

Bolt cutters don't exactly fit into a pocket.

If the padlocks are the right type, make a shim.

[ILTST]

Bolt cutters don't exactly fit into a pocket.

If the padlocks are the right type, make a shim.

Bookbag? And the lockers at my school have something that blocks shims now...

[Naffy]

The art diaries that never got used.

Mate stole about 30 of them and sold them to local graffers.

4srs, he stole like three a lesson once a week all term

[Overman]

I used to be an office aid at the ninth grade center at our high school. Well I noticed they gave this kid his medication every morning. I saw where they kept it, and when I was alone I checked it out. A bottle of 20mg Adderall sitting alone in a drawer

I have no interest in stims, and I did NOT want to risk that so I left it alone, but now I know they don't keep that shit under lockdown. Try to get office aid as a class like I did.

Another thing I used to steal was tardy passes, and check-out passes. I also could stamp them because I had access to the stamper in the office. The kids used to love me because I'd let them sign fake names and shit, and I wouldn't hassle them for dress code or for being late.

I miss high school :(

I don't, lol. Easy money isn't worth the bullshit they put you through, plus you can easily steal stuff from unattended bags at the beach etc. and not risk suspension/expulsion.

Disclaimer: all advice I've given thus far in this topic is for educational purposes only. :) I don't actually steal things. Too often.

[a giant pterodactyl]

the answers to the test for that class so you at least have a chance at graduating high school and possibly getting into college and earning yourself a living later on in life!

[Syphilis]

Cellphones.

[Mr. White]

op is 15 years old wieghs 150 pounds.
took me two minutes of going through past posts

so what? You spent 2 minutes looking through his posts to tell us that because you think we care? FUCK you are a loser

[samguy700]

so what? You spent 2 minutes looking through his posts to tell us that because you think we care? FUCK you are a loser

is this sarcastic, i hope for your sake it is.

[Toxyn]

is this sarcastic, i hope for your sake it is.

... Now, now. Put down the handbags, both of you. Shall we try and keep this on topic?

[playthefool]

... Now, now. Put down the handbags, both of you. Shall we try and keep this on topic?

hahaha. these threads never stay on topic for more than abt ten posts. but seriously, samguy, why the fuck would you feel the need to go through my posts? stealing shit doesnt require age, and its not like im the 97 pound weakling, i can hold my own. i doubt some student would fight me if they caught me stealing though.

[samguy700]

hahaha. these threads never stay on topic for more than abt ten posts. but seriously, samguy, why the fuck would you feel the need to go through my posts? stealing shit doesnt require age, and its not like im the 97 pound weakling, i can hold my own. i doubt some student would fight me if they caught me stealing though.

that wasent a fucking threat about the sarcasm thing , i just meant if you siriously think thats sad then your kinda fucked.

i just wanted to know your age, i always through driveby was between 12 and 14 aparently he is an adult, when he was trolling he was incredibly immature now i think he could be an adult but i doubt i l take him siriously for his old days of being a troll,thats why i NEVER troll.
why did i want your age? same reason as i ask people their gender and age, with you its kinda cus what you were talking about waskinda kidiotic your opening post sets the tone for the thread, if you had started off with more detail and why you decided on school for example: they have a class full of comps open all day unsevryed and i could eayly snag one and put it in the floowboards until later etc then we would have given you advice on similar things and told you of our experiences but when you came in you stated off as if you had looked around saw no oportunity and decided to come in here just to make sure, so everyone here told you if you dont think it can be done or have to ask then it probly isent, then you kept insisting and got a bit angry and so it looked like you were a tdller being told no, so people started calling you a kiddiot because it seemed incredebly hard to steal any of the shit but you were determined to try instead of looking for easyer routes, this is kinda like forbidden fruit, just take the fruit being offered dont go to risk just to get the one your told you cant have, now i m all for kidiocy sometimes for example blowing a power transformer to knock out the nieghbourhood lights is fine, but it seemed you werent doing the school thing for fun it was just about the money than getting back at anyone or anything, this made you look like a kiddiot.

^tdlr of whats happened so far from my point of veiw

now, lets just say if laptops are easyly snagable or anything else of value then grab it, hide it in the next door room or take it to the toilets and put above the ceiling tiels, leave it for a few days so anything stirred up clams down, then comeback and take it, the teachers always standby tha gate at my school for some reason so i am shitscared to walk past 5 heavy blokes with anything on me so i put stuff in the ceiling tiless and go study in thelibrary for an hour after school and then walk out without anyone getting in my way so if i see cops i can run/dump evidence, remeber anything you steal should be dropped asap because its evidence, wait till everyones stopped looking before handling.

ps: how much do alphasmart neo's sell for? the website sells em for 200 but i think its shit overpriced, only reason i uhh bought mine was because i can carry it around and do schoolwork without risk of theft (its a glorified calculator to the untrained eye) and if it gets stolen it is a glorified calculator to me, i cant do much with it and i can easyly getanother one.
its got loads of upsides but anywho, if i did want to sell itwhere would i go?
http://www.dyslexic.com/mmDYS/Images/web_AlphaSmartNeo-350.jpg

siriously these are realy fuckin usefull and handy, the bottom line of screenonmine doesent work though, damn my nosey mum is back tomorow, gotta clean;) the house before she goes nosing through my shit.


edit: this cart holds 32 alphasmarts costing 200 each thats 6400, not bad eh? not sure how saleable they are though
http://www.sjeds.com/blog/pd/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/alphasmart-004.gif

[talonner]

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[WAN]

Instead of stealing pens and post-it-notes why don't you steal some girls virginity.

he would have to rob...

oh snap

[rustyshackleford420]

Ipods and wallets...

[Mr. White]

that wasent a fucking threat about the sarcasm thing , i just meant if you siriously think thats sad then your kinda fucked.

i just wanted to know your age, i always through driveby was between 12 and 14 aparently he is an adult, when he was trolling he was incredibly immature now i think he could be an adult but i doubt i l take him siriously for his old days of being a troll,thats why i NEVER troll.
why did i want your age? same reason as i ask people their gender and age, with you its kinda cus what you were talking about waskinda kidiotic your opening post sets the tone for the thread, if you had started off with more detail and why you decided on school for example: they have a class full of comps open all day unsevryed and i could eayly snag one and put it in the floowboards until later etc then we would have given you advice on similar things and told you of our experiences but when you came in you stated off as if you had looked around saw no oportunity and decided to come in here just to make sure, so everyone here told you if you dont think it can be done or have to ask then it probly isent, then you kept insisting and got a bit angry and so it looked like you were a tdller being told no, so people started calling you a kiddiot because it seemed incredebly hard to steal any of the shit but you were determined to try instead of looking for easyer routes, this is kinda like forbidden fruit, just take the fruit being offered dont go to risk just to get the one your told you cant have, now i m all for kidiocy sometimes for example blowing a power transformer to knock out the nieghbourhood lights is fine, but it seemed you werent doing the school thing for fun it was just about the money than getting back at anyone or anything, this made you look like a kiddiot.

^tdlr of whats happened so far from my point of veiw

now, lets just say if laptops are easyly snagable or anything else of value then grab it, hide it in the next door room or take it to the toilets and put above the ceiling tiels, leave it for a few days so anything stirred up clams down, then comeback and take it, the teachers always standby tha gate at my school for some reason so i am shitscared to walk past 5 heavy blokes with anything on me so i put stuff in the ceiling tiless and go study in thelibrary for an hour after school and then walk out without anyone getting in my way so if i see cops i can run/dump evidence, remeber anything you steal should be dropped asap because its evidence, wait till everyones stopped looking before handling.

ps: how much do alphasmart neo's sell for? the website sells em for 200 but i think its shit overpriced, only reason i uhh bought mine was because i can carry it around and do schoolwork without risk of theft (its a glorified calculator to the untrained eye) and if it gets stolen it is a glorified calculator to me, i cant do much with it and i can easyly getanother one.
its got loads of upsides but anywho, if i did want to sell itwhere would i go?
http://www.dyslexic.com/mmDYS/Images/web_AlphaSmartNeo-350.jpg

siriously these are realy fuckin usefull and handy, the bottom line of screenonmine doesent work though, damn my nosey mum is back tomorow, gotta clean;) the house before she goes nosing through my shit.


edit: this cart holds 32 alphasmarts costing 200 each thats 6400, not bad eh? not sure how saleable they are though
http://www.sjeds.com/blog/pd/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/alphasmart-004.gif


Great Link: http://tinyurl.com/mj7rhu

[Floppy Ham Sandwich]

ps: how much do alphasmart neo's sell for? the website sells em for 200 but i think its shit overpriced, only reason i uhh bought mine was because i can carry it around and do schoolwork without risk of theft (its a glorified calculator to the untrained eye) and if it gets stolen it is a glorified calculator to me, i cant do much with it and i can easyly getanother one.
its got loads of upsides but anywho, if i did want to sell itwhere would i go?
http://www.dyslexic.com/mmDYS/Images/web_AlphaSmartNeo-350.jpg


Ebay

[Eridani]

Ipods and wallets...

This really.

What is it like in your gym class? In my school everyone just hung their stuff on pegs out in the open and you could go round taking what you wanted. I regret doing this now - must have got at least 10 phones and £100 over a year - but I was an asshole in that way at the time.

[Ted_Bundy]

Steal toilet paper, you'll never have to buy toilet paper again.

Good idea. I wonder if people actually do this? Same with paper towels too I guess.

[ReclaimPublicSpace]

i stole a fire extinguisher last day but now i don't know what to do with it...

:(

[Shaggy]

liquid adrenaline? siriously? i have this theory that in night ops if you have to run, inject that shit and youll run faster is that true?

That sounds fucking retarded.

[Bender]

I always thought stealing a laptop cart would be a good bad idea. From my knowledge most computers in schools don't have any kind of GPS or lowjack type of program installed. And you would have to wipe the hard drive clean, and get rid of all the schools restrictions. Then do a turn over and sell them online. Most schools have at least 4 of these carts.

Thats 6400x4= 25600

Fucking score.

[33% God]

security cameras

This. Fuck those assholes.

[Sal, a man-deer]

Someones virginity? :confused:

[nutsack]

This. Fuck those assholes.

Some of the cameras mysteriously disappeared from a school I went to, they got replaced with big ass cages around them. It would have been very noisy to get past the cages on closer inspection, but having them mysteriously empty themselves would have been win.

[PJZilla]

Good idea. I wonder if people actually do this? Same with paper towels too I guess.

Oh, hell yeah, kids do this at my school all the time. Watch your back though, some kids got expelled for this. Right around the time all the black-jewish kids mysteriously disappeared...Wait a second...

[Legend]

Someones virginity? :confused:

Try this.

[face_smack360]

Thumb drives, computer mice, keyboards, all this shit is in the IT classrooms.

[IRoxyourBoSox]

Calculators in math, chemicals in science, textbooks in pretty much any class( all standard books sell well on ebay, just make sure you white out the district and stuff). and valuables in P.E. If you have a class that has a sound room, steal the microphones and stuff.

[aweet90]

Instead of stealing pens and post-it-notes why don't you steal some girls virginity.

lol good one...

[george]

You should fool them all and steal a free education.

Imagine the looks on their faces when they find out everything is exactly where it should be.

[Raziel]

Copy student database and sell online.

[a giant pterodactyl]

HaY OP, know what the best thing to steal from school is?....... KNOWLEDGE! so you can actually get into college and then EARN a great living later on in life!

wha wha whaaaaaa

[Legend]

HaY OP, know what the best thing to steal from school is?....... KNOWLEDGE! so you can actually get into college and then EARN a great living later on in life!

wha wha whaaaaaa

You win.



There's really not much to steal from school other than items from students.

[Floppy Ham Sandwich]

i stole a fire extinguisher last day but now i don't know what to do with it...

:(

...extinguish a fire?

[Niko303]

Steal textbooks. Easiest shit ever. I even look up prices on my iphone in class on there wi-fi. hah

[Cir]

Steal knowledge.

[refugee]

projectors, you can sell the parts or even sell the whole thing. I made 600 for each "ceiling" projector I stole by taking it to pawn shops in separate cities.

Books, you can make good on stealing books and selling them on ebay. quite easy to make $20 selling a teacher's edition.

computer monitors, once again ebay can get you some money.

ipods and what not from other students. craigslist is great for this.

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

Steal toilet paper, you'll never have to buy toilet paper again.

:rofl:

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

I don't condone stealing, however I know most of you do.

Public schools really don't have anything worth of value so your best to steal from other students. Try for electronics like MP3 players.

[Syphilis]

Mess with the computers. Keyloggers are a good start.

[Dr Gonzo]

Steal RAM...

[Paco]

Steal RAM...

lol i've done this... didnt fit in my computer so i sold it for really cheap to a pawn shop... like 5 bucks lol

[Syphilis]

Steal RAM...

iMacs are easy. Two screws on the underside. Tug out one stick, nobody notices.

[superhornet59]

steal exams...

seriously.

My friends and I did just that, except we did it for ourselves to get our grades way up (which was pretty pointless in grade 11 seeing as grade 12 marks make or break you, but whatever.) The way the school was laid out, the science office was in the middle of the 3rd floor with science classrooms all around it in a circle. This one teacher always left her doors open overnight and on weekends, she was just fuckin' lazy i guess haha, so not wanting to pass up a good opportunity, we would sneak in on nights and weekends to raid their cabinets (in the office) weeks before the final exams, and get copies of them all.

We did that like 8-9 times, till one time they got caught (I wasn't with them that night, I told them not to go because they were having a retirement party for a teacher on another floor, but they didnt fuckin listen). they snuck into the office, and some teacher happened to walk in and go fuckin berzerk.

They called the cops and superintendent of the whole fuckin school board (apparently its the first time its happened in the whole district.. EVER lol). They looked over camera recordings, and saw me going in too.. but they didn't even question me lmao. I'm on good terms with the right people lol. They were going to be expelled, but me and their parents helped bring it down to a 30 day suspension and automatic course failure.

I.. didn't even get a detention or anything ahahhaha. I think that's the *real* point of those extra-curricular activities... making friends with the right teachers, vp's, and other people, 'cuz you'd be surprised how much they can help you get out of serious shit.


In any case, if it was for money, you could sell copies of it. but you better find a good way to keep yourself anonymous, because it just takes one fucking rat to get you busted, so you have to make sure even the buyers (shit.. even your gossiping/bragging dumbass friends) have no idea who you are.



Second choice would be lighting and sound equipment from drama rooms.. you have no idea how much those spotlights and mixboards are worth, not to mention cameras and shit.

[313]

This. Fuck those assholes.

yea...it sucks...thats why i cant jack shit in PE...we have cameras on all three locker room exits/entrances...they only way i can steal shit at school is by pickpocketing people. and i scored a wallet when this kid was sitting down into the lunch table...there was like 20 people facing my direction when i did it...pickpocketing isnt very rewarding though:(

[Cathy McGee]

chemistry supplies :thumbsup:

[Lman1578]

teachers. I hear Asia is in high need of educators. Steal them and ship them over seas. Preferably ones you hate/dislike.

[313]

your best bet overall is the expensive calculators.

[Shadow939393]

Well i go to this skool for techsavy kids, so theres ALOT of shit to be taken. Robotics class is good nd so is shop class. O if u need hammers or something, just put a little in ur bag each day till u got all the things u need I.E set of wrenches.

[AsianSurprize]

Who fucking steals tools? lol especially things like hammers and wrenches.

[ChinaCat]

someone who will use them and save money?

[Bong McPuffin]

3-beam balance scales are epically easy to steal and sell on the street to drug dealers.

You can usually get $50.00 for one for a quick sale.

[theinvader]

Liquid adrenaline is called epinephrine. I have to carry EpiPens around (.03mg of ep.) because of my nut allergy. Jab that shit in yo leg, and run to the hospital miles away in minutes.:eek:

[Ninth Bill Sender]

expired

[Forgot My Fuckin Password]

Get Keys. Carshop.
Got Keys, Steal Car, strip stereo, speakers and any valuables.
You might want gloves and a hairnet for either job.

[Bong McPuffin]

The best thing to steal from school would be an education. It will get you more money than any other petty means, and its something that they won't call the police for you taking away from the school.

Yup, an education would be the thing I'd steal.

[Bong McPuffin]

Not in school anymore, but I stole lots of shit in school. I remember in senior year, I knew this kid had a Metro pass (which is a public transit for Toronto pass worth 100$) and it was still the start of the month, so when he got up to do some music shit I took it out of his bag like a ninja. Sold it for 70$ since we were about 7 days into the month and I probably wasn't going to get a better deal. The next day he asked me about it. I wasn't as good of a criminal back then so my lying was pretty poor, so I'm pretty sure he knew it was me. He didn't do anything though.

Did this a few more times before I graduated, it was really great. It's just a small item that it was easy to take. I did a few other crimes in school, but for the most part none got me as much money as this.

If this is all the money you can make through petty theft, then you're doing it wrong.

[Ninth Bill Sender]

expired

[Bong McPuffin]

Dude, you are fucking dumb. I said it made me the most money I made out of things I stole in school. ~70 per pass is nothing to laugh at though.

Yeah, but if you let ME loose in your school, in 20 minutes I'd be able to make way more money... and also I wouldn't have fucked any individual student over in the process. I'd have fucked the school and thus the government over... not only are you a petty thief, but you directly made someone elses life harder than it had to be. That is a double negative (not the grammatical double negative, but just two negative things in one go).

If you're going to steal, steal from someone who deserves it, like the government, religious groups, big businesses, and then redistribute the wealth to the people that deserve it.

I realize this is the Bad Ideas forum, but that doesn't mean you have to be a walking talking piece of shit.

Lets try to rationalize this... what did you buy with the $70 that made it so worthwhile? What could you have possibly bought with 70 measly dollars that justifies making another innocent person's life that much harder?

Do you know how long it would take me to earn $100 to spend on a bus pass? About a month, because not only does my job fucking suck, I get paid basically peanuts. I don't have a free-ride through life like a lot of people do. I have to buy all my own food, all my own supplies, my own transportation. I'd imagine that if I was a student the problem would be significantly compounded. Even as a free-floating bum, if someone stole my $100 bus pass I'd be out for blood... but if I was taking the time and effort to go to school and trying to better myself and it was all on my own dollar, and then some douchewaffle comes by and steals my shit... ugh, it pisses me off so bad just thinking about it.

I'm all for thievery, but not against innocents.

TL/DR: You're a piece of shit.

[HeWhoNeverSleeps]

Things to lookout for:

1) graphing calculators
2) computer paper
3) books
4) other office supplies
5) sports equipment from gym

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Lots of times my school had old computers just sitting around. Could probably make a few $ off those, along with selling keyboards and monitors and shit on ebay or craigs.

Some stoner stole an expensive scale from our chemistry class in HS.

I know of another guy that stole a microscope, sold it on ebay, and ended up selling it back to the place he stole it from :muahaha: :muahaha: :muahaha:

[Breez]

Yeah, but if you let ME loose in your school, in 20 minutes I'd be able to make way more money... and also I wouldn't have fucked any individual student over in the process. I'd have fucked the school and thus the government over... not only are you a petty thief, but you directly made someone elses life harder than it had to be. That is a double negative (not the grammatical double negative, but just two negative things in one go).

If you're going to steal, steal from someone who deserves it, like the government, religious groups, big businesses, and then redistribute the wealth to the people that deserve it.

I realize this is the Bad Ideas forum, but that doesn't mean you have to be a walking talking piece of shit.

Lets try to rationalize this... what did you buy with the $70 that made it so worthwhile? What could you have possibly bought with 70 measly dollars that justifies making another innocent person's life that much harder?

Do you know how long it would take me to earn $100 to spend on a bus pass? About a month, because not only does my job fucking suck, I get paid basically peanuts. I don't have a free-ride through life like a lot of people do. I have to buy all my own food, all my own supplies, my own transportation. I'd imagine that if I was a student the problem would be significantly compounded. Even as a free-floating bum, if someone stole my $100 bus pass I'd be out for blood... but if I was taking the time and effort to go to school and trying to better myself and it was all on my own dollar, and then some douchewaffle comes by and steals my shit... ugh, it pisses me off so bad just thinking about it.

I'm all for thievery, but not against innocents.

TL/DR: You're a piece of shit.

i think morals r gay

[InToXiCoLoGisT]

1 Steal the scales from the chem lab!
2 PM me
3 ?????
4 Profit

[Bong McPuffin]

Things to lookout for:

1) graphing calculators
2) computer paper
3) books
4) other office supplies
5) sports equipment from gym

This.

Plus:

Chemistry scales

LCD monitors (they can fit inside of a back-pack, fuck the power-cords, you can buy those and still make a healthy profit).

Computer mice, especially if they are optical/laser.

Computer memory if you can access the hardware.

Office supplies (they sell surprisingly well to the right people)

Janitorial supplies.

All of this shit is insured by the school, and the state ends up paying for it, and they are taxing the fuck out of you, and breaking some laws in the process, so it makes sense to balance it out and break the law and steal their shit and make your money back.