Russian Girls

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Long story short, there are 3 Russian girls in our town for the summer, working at a restaurant washing dishes. Two of them are quite attractive, so I was wondering if anyone here

1: Speaks any Russian? Maybe you could spell a few cool phrases phonetically or something.

2: Culturally, how are Russians about hooking up with Americans (or any foreigners)? How would I go about flirting with them (any differently than American chicks?)

Thanks guys, you haven't let me down yet.

[happy_one_hit]

Human is human....just fucking talk to them....moron:picard:

[water bottle]

Human is human....just fucking talk to them....moron:picard:

True.

Think about it this way: you're spending a summer in a foreign country... you want to make friends, and get laid. Yeah. It's the same for them. They probably want to make American friends and learn English. Just talk to them as you would with anybody else who is not from Maine. They're travelers -- generally an open-minded bunch.

A tip for Russian girls: people from the west part of the country are generally stuck up bitches, in my experience. It's true, I worked with 10+ of them last summer and am therefore an expert on the subject. The ones who aren't from Moscow or St. Petersburg or one of the other large western cities are way cooler.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

True.

Think about it this way: you're spending a summer in a foreign country... you want to make friends, and get laid. Yeah. It's the same for them. They probably want to make American friends and learn English. Just talk to them as you would with anybody else who is not from Maine. They're travelers -- generally an open-minded bunch.

A tip for Russian girls: people from the west part of the country are generally stuck up bitches, in my experience. It's true, I worked with 10+ of them last summer and am therefore an expert on the subject. The ones who aren't from Moscow or St. Petersburg or one of the other large western cities are way cooler.

You didn't happen to learn any Russian, did you?

[water bottle]

You didn't happen to learn any Russian, did you?

Nah, Slavic languages don't interest me much at the moment. If you're really interested in picking up some Russian, look in the resource thread stickied at the top of this forum or PM DerDr.... PizzaNazi. Or Agent0 (?), I believe he's a Russian national or some shit like that.

edit: by "this forum", I obviously mean the language forum ;).

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Human is human....just fucking talk to them....moron:picard:


I'm not asking how to talk to girls... I'm asking if there are any specifics pertaining to Russians because of their culture, etc. I also was looking for some basic Russian so I could break the ice a little bit with them.

[HOLLISTER GUY]

They will get with you because they want to stay in the country. should be easy as pie.

[reallystupidstuff]

Nah, Slavic languages don't interest me much at the moment. If you're really interested in picking up some Russian, look in the resource thread stickied at the top of this forum or PM DerDr.... PizzaNazi. Or Agent0 (?), I believe he's a Russian national or some shit like that.

edit: by "this forum", I obviously mean the language forum ;).

I think Mankonaut is russian too...

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

They will get with you because they want to stay in the country. should be easy as pie.

Which leads me to ask...they won't TRY and get knocked up, will they? Thats the last thing I want, a pregnant foreign chick I barely know. I've heard before that some foreign chicks will try and get pregnant in hopes that it will allow them to stay in the US

[Ivy Mike]

I dated one, THEY DO NOT SMILE. I'm not sure why but most Russians express little emotion till they go over the edge. Hope this helps.

[hostie]

"Moshna polashit moi hyi v troiy pizdu?"

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

I dated one, THEY DO NOT SMILE. I'm not sure why but most Russians express little emotion till they go over the edge. Hope this helps.

You're what I've been looking for. How hard was it to break the cultural "boundary"? Do they, in general, like the same things American girls like? (Flowers, money, fast cars, romance, etc?)

Thanks man.

[hostie]

You're what I've been looking for. How hard was it to break the cultural "boundary"? Do they, in general, like the same things American girls like? (Flowers, money, fast cars, romance, etc?)

Ooohh... fuuuuckkk.........

[HOLLISTER GUY]

Which leads me to ask...they won't TRY and get knocked up, will they? Thats the last thing I want, a pregnant foreign chick I barely know. I've heard before that some foreign chicks will try and get pregnant in hopes that it will allow them to stay in the US

just wear a rubber ducky when you're getting lucky. you can't trust them saying they are on birth control. put it in her hole. I wish you luck getting fuck.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

just wear a rubber ducky when you're getting lucky. you can't trust them saying they are on birth control. put it in her hole. I wish you luck getting fuck.

Thanks Dr Seuss.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

"Moshna polashit moi hyi v troiy pizdu?"

What's that mean?

[Ivy Mike]

You're what I've been looking for. How hard was it to break the cultural "boundary"? Do they, in general, like the same things American girls like? (Flowers, money, fast cars, romance, etc?)

Thanks man.

Pretty general stuff, one piece of advice though is don't go with the "Hi I have vodka and perogies over at my place. Want to bang?" approach, it strikes them as racist and retarded. Vodka maybe a week after knowing them though might work.

Also, let them pick the bottle. Most Russians I've met have specific tastes, sort of like you Americans and beer.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Pretty general stuff, one piece of advice though is don't go with the "Hi I have vodka and perogies over at my place. Want to bang?" approach, it strikes them as racist and retarded. Vodka maybe a week after knowing them though might work.

I might make her an American meal, maybe with some beer/wine. Maybe even flowers if I'm feeling adventurous. I'm curious, did your girlfriend already speak English when you met her?

[Treefingers.s]

I don't know the pronounciations, so I googled them and this is what I came up with:

"Mogoo ya vstaveetej yego vashyem rtye?"

[hostie]

I don't know the pronounciations, so I googled them and this is what I came up with:

"Mogoo ya vstaveetej yego vashyem rtye?"

Always a win. if you can fit vstaveet and rtye in the same sentence, bravo.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

And what does that mean?

[hostie]

It means, "hello! Lovely day, insn't it?" But a lot more artistic.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Lol, can you at least spell it out phonetically for me?

I'll ask one of them what it means...and then get ready to run when they try to kill me.

[hostie]

I'll ask one of them what it means...and then get ready to run when they try to kill me.

Nooo, you never ask an artist what a poem means! Rule #1.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Oh lawdy, lawdy, lawdy...

:facepalm:

[hostie]

Moshna polashit moi hyi v tvoiy pizdu?
^-- Mosh-na po-la-shit moi hyi v tvoiy piz-du?

If she says no, the day's horrible, then proceed with lightening the mood:

Mogoo ya vstaveetej yego vashyem rtye?
^-- Ma-gooo' ya vsta-vet yego v-ashem rte?

Say it very slowly.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

How would the "v" be pronounced when it's on it's own?

[hostie]

All those v's are parts of words, but say the last one smoothly.

Two very good openers to break the ice.

[Cliche Guevara]

i know how to say stop speaking russian:

piristine govarit prusky.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

For some odd reason, I feel like I'm being tricked :confused:

[Ivy Mike]

I might make her an American meal, maybe with some beer/wine. Maybe even flowers if I'm feeling adventurous. I'm curious, did your girlfriend already speak English when you met her?

She spoke probably 90% of the language, her accent was pretty light though.
I also should mention we only dated for about a month, and there is a good chance she has no clue what a circumcised cock looks like if that applies.

[hostie]

For some odd reason, I feel like I'm being tricked :confused:

Now why would you think that? </3

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Oh...These girls speak maybe..25%? That's why I'm trying to find other ways to get to them besides English.

ATP- so..you're saying that they're used to uncut cock over there, or that you guys never had sex?

[Ivy Mike]

Try the "your tour guide to America approach" than, you'll come off kind and knowledgeable. Don't overdo it and mix in some comedy.

One example is me pointing to a statue of Sir Alexander McKenzie and claiming he was the man who conquered the French in Alberta with nothing but a bag croissants and a stick of deodorant.
Uncut cock is like 80% in Russia.

She blew me a few times but didn't sleep with me, she wanted to stay a virgin till she was 21. However, that is just her.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

I might have to try that :)

There sure as hell are enough things around here to make fun of.

A few blowjobs sounds good to me.

[Ivy Mike]

Haha sounds good man. I wish you luck.
Also, speak slightly slower and clearer for them; they're just learning english.

However I just came to the realization that despite fooling around very often I haven't been laid in just under a year :facepalm:

Thanks would make me feel better though :p

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Thanks man, you were more helpful than Dr Seuss and the other guy :p

I'll give an update in a few days on my conquest.

In the meantime, anyone who can give more advice, post it!

[Daily]

Just call them "suka" pronounced "sooka" constantly. Trust me, they dig that shit.

[Mankonaut X]

I think Mankonaut is russian too...

Haha because of my location, I guess? Sorry, I'm the whitest of whitey mcwhite trash Australia has to offer.

[Treefingers.s]

Haha because of my location, I guess? Sorry, I'm the whitest of whitey mcwhite trash Australia has to offer.

I don't understand your language. I think it's russian? :confused:

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

So what does Sooka mean?

[Eternal]

Moshna polashit moi hyi v tvoiy pizdu?
^-- Mosh-na po-la-shit moi hyi v tvoiy piz-du?

If she says no, the day's horrible, then proceed with lightening the mood:

Mogoo ya vstaveetej yego vashyem rtye?
^-- Ma-gooo' ya vsta-vet yego v-ashem rte?

Say it very slowly.

Do NOT say any of that, that is offensive and has to do with sex.

[Eternal]

So what does Sooka mean?

It means bitch.

[Eternal]

Here are some common simple things you can say:

"Privet." - Hello.
"Kak dela?" - How are you? ( She will prob answer with "harasho" which means "good.")

"Ti krasivaya." - You're pretty

"Paka." - Bye.

[Revvy]

"Moshna polashit moi hyi v troiy pizdu?"

Can I fuck you in your pussy?

A roughish guess but I think I'm on the right lines... Hopefully.

[Eternal]

Can I fuck you in your pussy?

A roughish guess but I think I'm on the right lines... Hopefully.

Basically.

[Revvy]

Vashego otets gey slooka kto vycocanny stalina penica?

[zooting22]

Stick your dick in their mouth.

In Soviet Russia, they stick their dick in your mouth.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Here are some common simple things you can say:

"Privet." - Hello.
"Kak dela?" - How are you? ( She will prob answer with "harasho" which means "good.")

"Ti krasivaya." - You're pretty

"Paka." - Bye.


Can you give me a few of those phonetically? I'm pretty terrible at pronouncing Russian :o

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

This should be stickied

"The guide to hooking up with Russian Chicks"?

People could actually add some credible advice, cultural things, etc.


*COUGH* SYBIL *COUGH*

:D

[Cliche Guevara]

shtoh?

[Agent 008]

Long story short, there are 3 Russian girls in our town for the summer, working at a restaurant washing dishes. Two of them are quite attractive, so I was wondering if anyone here

1: Speaks any Russian? Maybe you could spell a few cool phrases phonetically or something.

2: Culturally, how are Russians about hooking up with Americans (or any foreigners)? How would I go about flirting with them (any differently than American chicks?)

Thanks guys, you haven't let me down yet.

I speak Russian.

Give me a phrase you'd like translated, and I'll give you a proper translation.

Russian girls are really hit and miss. They could be the nicest and prettiest girls you have ever met, or the bitchiest cunts ever.
Russians don't really mind foreigners - just be charming, and don't fit into the "american idiot" stereotype, and you'll be fine. But that's just common sense.

[Treefingers.s]

I speak Russian.

Give me a phrase you'd like translated, and I'll give you a proper translation.

Russian girls are really hit and miss. They could be the nicest and prettiest girls you have ever met, or the bitchiest cunts ever.
Russians don't really mind foreigners - just be charming, and don't fit into the "american idiot" stereotype, and you'll be fine. But that's just common sense.

Seriously, what does this mean?
"Mogoo ya vstaveetej yego vashyem rtye?"

[Agent 008]

Seriously, what does this mean?
"Mogoo ya vstaveetej yego vashyem rtye?"

The grammar's all wrong.

The closest translation would be "Can I stick it in your mouth", but if he said it as it was written, they probably wouldn't get it.

[Jewbacca]

U teba est molodaya sestra? shest, sem?

Russians do have trouble showing emotion and whoever said the "not from major cities" bit is about right. If they arent from the west they arent busy pretending to have money or be jews. Any other Russian girls are simply amazing, kind, candid, they will do drugs, hit you (if you ask), and look damn cute doing it.

And you can hit them a little, its cool, they are probably used to it and like it.

[Mankonaut X]

hit you (if you ask)

wut

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Nukem:

How would you say " You have pretty eyes"

(She's got hella-nice eyes)

or how about "Do you smoke (Cigarettes)?"

Thanks guys.

[Agent 008]

Nukem:

How would you say " You have pretty eyes"

У тебя (очень) красивые глаза.
You have (very) beautiful eyes.

U tebyA (Ochen) krasIvie glazA. (capital letters are stressed)

I'll try and record it in sound for you later.

(She's got hella-nice eyes)

or how about "Do you smoke (Cigarettes)?"

Thanks guys.

(Ты) куришь?
(You) smoke?

(Ti) kUrish?

Cigarette - Сигарета - SigarEta

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

У тебя (очень) красивые глаза.
You have (very) beautiful eyes.

U tebyA (Ochen) krasIvie glazA. (capital letters are stressed)

I'll try and record it in sound for you later.



(Ты) куришь?
(You) smoke?

(Ti) kUrish?

Cigarette - Сигарета - SigarEta

Thanks. (Yeah, sound recordings would make life much easier.)

[Agent 008]

Thanks. (Yeah, sound recordings would make life much easier.)

But see, the Russian language is much more expressive than English.

For example, one could also say

У тебя очень красивые глазки.
(U tebya ochen krasivye glAzki)

And that would sound more... endearing.

You can also move words around rather freely, adding suffixes and prefixes, and those would all be valid sentences, which would not *quite* be equivalent. It's very subtle.

If I was to learn the language from scratch, I have no idea how I would be able to do it. The language makes no sense, unless you speak it. English is very logical.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

But see, the Russian language is much more expressive than English.

For example, one could also say

У тебя очень красивые глазки.
(U tebya ochen krasivye glAzki)

And that would sound more... endearing.

You can also move words around rather freely, adding suffixes and prefixes, and those would all be valid sentences, which would not *quite* be equivalent. It's very subtle.

If I was to learn the language from scratch, I have no idea how I would be able to do it. The language makes no sense, unless you speak it. English is very logical.


I might have to get Rosetta Stone or something if I plan on learning the entire language. :o

So, it would be better for me to say it in the more endearing way if I was to tell her she had pretty eyes?

[CrazyJoe]

I think Mankonaut is russian too...

Mankonaut is Australian

[Agent 008]

I might have to get Rosetta Stone or something if I plan on learning the entire language. :o

So, it would be better for me to say it in the more endearing way if I was to tell her she had pretty eyes?

Both are ok - just go with whatever, the very fact of you trying to say something nice in Russian would be good enough.

Here's the "eyes" phrase: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vvypAW4FAekywRahN (I tried to emphasise the pronunciation).

"Do you smoke?" - http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5l7iz9X6caiBOlBy

Hope that helps, keep us updated.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

соси мой хуй сука

ьлят

Can you sound it out in English? Like..spell it how an English speaker would pronounce it.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Here's the "eyes" phrase: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vvypAW4FAekywRahN (I tried to emphasise the pronunciation).


The last word "glAZki" is giving me trouble. It almost sounds like "Glah-Zahk"
Is that correct?


Edit: Sorry, I should have read your previous post more carefully. It's "Gla-za".

Thanks so much for the help man.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

So-see moy hOOY, sooka blyat

or

coce moi huy, sukha blyat

What does it mean?

[Paragon]

I'm Russian and I speak the language. My advice to you is not to try speaking in Russian, unless you have some one to coach you on pronunciation in person. There's nothing more annoying than listening to some American doofus saying a few lines of gibberish, and then later realizing that they're actually just butchering your language. Foreigners from any country with a well-known language get that kind of shit ALL THE TIME, so it won't make you seem more interesting or courteous than anyone else. It'll actually just make you seem like another doofus.

Just try acting cool, charming, and fun. If you make these girls feel like they're accepted by someone worthwhile, they'll start to get comfortable with you. Then, you're in business.

[Paragon]

What does it mean?

That means, "Suck my cock, bitch." I wouldn't trust too many people here to actually try to help you.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

I'm Russian and I speak the language. My advice to you is not to try speaking in Russian, unless you have some one to coach you on pronunciation in person. There's nothing more annoying than listening to some American doofus saying a few lines of gibberish, and then later realizing that they're actually just butchering your language. Foreigners from any country with a well-known language get that kind of shit ALL THE TIME, so it won't make you seem more interesting or courteous than anyone else. It'll actually just make you seem like another doofus.

Just try acting cool, charming, and fun. If you make these girls feel like they're accepted by someone worthwhile, they'll start to get comfortable with you. Then, you're in business.



So don't try and speak Russian? I've heard from other members/other places online/other real-life Russian friends that even ATTEMPTING to speak their language in a genuine way is seen to be a very kind gesture.

[water bottle]

Honestly, if you try to speak Russian, you'll probably just look dumb. Just pull a really basic phrase ('hello', 'how are you', etc.) from http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/russian.php and use it once or twice if you really want to.

[Agent 008]

So don't try and speak Russian? I've heard from other members/other places online/other real-life Russian friends that even ATTEMPTING to speak their language in a genuine way is seen to be a very kind gesture.

I would say go for it. That would make them laugh at the very least (since no matter how hard you try, you will sound a bit like you're drunk), and will be a good conversation starter, if anything.

If they act offended or angry at you for it, there is something wrong with them and you probably don't want to spend any time with them anyway.

[Mor3BL7]

just walk up, give them a nice rose.. and smile.

ask if they speak english, if they do, then its win, just take talking with them slow, as they prolly dont know too much.

[Paragon]

Za'sranityz blyat zachem ti emu ska'zal.

Haha. It's not like we would get to see the girl's reaction.

just walk up, give them a nice rose.. and smile.

ask if they speak english, if they do, then its win, just take talking with them slow, as they prolly dont know too much.

This is good advice.

Honestly, if you try talking to her in Russian, you won't offend her or anything, but you'll probably sound stupid and uninteresting (because a lot of people have probably done the same thing... trust me). Just be friendly and make them think you're someone whose attention is worth something.

[Treefingers.s]

Hey shitheads, if you guys are bitching about how they would get mad or see him as a "doofus", why aren't you bitching about how THEY try to speak English? That's right you pussy-whipped bitches.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Hey shitheads, if you guys are bitching about how they would get mad or see him as a "doofus", why aren't you bitching about how THEY try to speak English? That's right you pussy-whipped bitches.

Their English isn't great.. But I'm thinking I could use that to my advantage. Maybe break the ice a little by teaching them a few things in English, showing them around, etc. I might try using "Hello" or something :bluecool:

The only problem comes when they respond to my greeting in Russian :o

[Ivy Mike]

Tour guide approach FTW!

Have you talked to them yet?

[Rizzo in a box]

Chloroform is a multicultural, international winnar.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

I work at a grocery store, and whenever they come in, I'm sure to be VERY pleasant and cater to anything they need. But now that summer is truly here, I'm feeling a bit more adventurous and I think I'm going to try for a good conversation.

-We've spoken before, but both times I was in a rush and I couldn't give her much attention as I had other things I had to do. All I got out was "Hi, how are you?" a few seconds later, after some thinking, "I am good" and then I had to run..:p

[Paragon]

Hey shitheads, if you guys are bitching about how they would get mad or see him as a "doofus", why aren't you bitching about how THEY try to speak English? That's right you pussy-whipped bitches.

What are you talking about? Are they trying to impress him? Does it not make sense to you that they would try to learn the language used by the country they're in?

...You're an idiot.

[Treefingers.s]

What are you talking about? Are they trying to impress him? Does it not make sense to you that they would try to learn the language used by the country they're in?

...You're an idiot.

*Sighs* Obviously you're the idiot. If HE was in Russia trying to learn Russian, they would think of him as a retard, am I wrong? Now look at it the other way idiot.

[Launchpad]

All I know is I like it when Russian girls drop by in the summer (for the summer).

[Mankonaut X]

*Sighs* Obviously you're the idiot. If HE was in Russia trying to learn Russian, they would think of him as a retard, am I wrong? Now look at it the other way idiot.

Why would they think he was a retard for learning something new? Obviously you're not born with the language. What kind of cunt would hold that against someone?

[Treefingers.s]

Why would they think he was a retard for learning something new? Obviously you're not born with the language. What kind of cunt would hold that against someone?

I don't know, maybe the dipshits from before saying that they would think of him as being an idiot for trying to pick up the language? Does that answer your question? :rolleyes:

I'm Russian and I speak the language. My advice to you is not to try speaking in Russian, unless you have some one to coach you on pronunciation in person. There's nothing more annoying than listening to some American doofus saying a few lines of gibberish, and then later realizing that they're actually just butchering your language. Foreigners from any country with a well-known language get that kind of shit ALL THE TIME, so it won't make you seem more interesting or courteous than anyone else. It'll actually just make you seem like another doofus.

Just try acting cool, charming, and fun. If you make these girls feel like they're accepted by someone worthwhile, they'll start to get comfortable with you. Then, you're in business.

And HE goes on and flames me like your dumbass for what HE said. As if we don't have enough people to "butcher" our language.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

I got with a very hot one, she's quite affectionate and attention-whore-like but that might be because daddy is in the mafia. It seems she cannot go 24 hours without a dick in her, many Russians I have met have similar sex drives.

Warning: expect to be just another in a long list of guys she's fucked, not anything special. She will cheat on you, so don't get attached. It will be good while it lasts.


Edit: for extra win refer to them as "Tovarich"(Comrade). You'll be fucking that in no time.

Yeah, I dont really want a relationship, just an uber-cool-foreign-fuck-buddy :rolleyes:

Are you serious about the "Tovarich" thing? It doesnt sound very attractive/romantic.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

What are you talking about? Are they trying to impress him? Does it not make sense to you that they would try to learn the language used by the country they're in?

...You're an idiot.

If they DO speak English with me (and put some effort into it), should I make sure they know that I appreciate them making the effort to speak my language?

[pleasure_to_burn]

Yeah, I dont really want a relationship, just an uber-cool-foreign-fuck-buddy :rolleyes:

Are you serious about the "Tovarich" thing? It doesnt sound very attractive/romantic.
it was more of a joke don't try too hard kid

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Lol alright man.

"Comrade"...When I read that it made me think Red Alert (To all of us who used to play those games):o

[Paragon]

*Sighs* Obviously you're the idiot. If HE was in Russia trying to learn Russian, they would think of him as a retard, am I wrong? Now look at it the other way idiot.

You are wrong. Trying to speak Russian in Russia would actually be normal, because that's what they speak there. Americans often travel to Russia just so they have a chance to learn more of the language and become more comfortable using it regularly. It's kind of like speaking English in the US. Get it?

Don't ever *sigh* at me, you failure.

If they DO speak English with me (and put some effort into it), should I make sure they know that I appreciate them making the effort to speak my language?

Don't worry too much about it. The only time I would say anything is if they look uncomfortable talking in English. Then you can compliment their abilities so they feel more confident + talk more. You'll be fine, though. Just go for it.

Remember: talk is cheap. Real men can get girls just by starring at them and flexing. :bluecool:

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Remember: talk is cheap. Real men can get girls just by starring at them and flexing. :bluecool:

Hmmm. I may have to try ripping off my shirt tomorrow at work and see how my boss responds.

Btw. I'll be seeing them tomorrow :D

[Paragon]

Hmmm. I may have to try ripping off my shirt tomorrow at work and see how my boss responds.

Btw. I'll be seeing them tomorrow :D

Good luck then. Don't worry. Russian girls are generally pretty easy in comparison to the ones we have here.

[Treefingers.s]

I'm Russian and I speak the language. My advice to you is not to try speaking in Russian, unless you have some one to coach you on pronunciation in person. There's nothing more annoying than listening to some American doofus saying a few lines of gibberish, and then later realizing that they're actually just butchering your language. Foreigners from any country with a well-known language get that kind of shit ALL THE TIME, so it won't make you seem more interesting or courteous than anyone else. It'll actually just make you seem like another doofus.

Just try acting cool, charming, and fun. If you make these girls feel like they're accepted by someone worthwhile, they'll start to get comfortable with you. Then, you're in business.

You are wrong. Trying to speak Russian in Russia would actually be normal, because that's what they speak there. Americans often travel to Russia just so they have a chance to learn more of the language and become more comfortable using it regularly. It's kind of like speaking English in the US. Get it?

Don't ever *sigh* at me, you failure.


Are you legally retarded?

You said if you tried to go talk to people from Russia in crappy Russian, you'd get called an idiot for it. What if he was trying to learn Russian in the STATES with a RUSSIAN girl who KNOWS RUSSIAN so he can get better at it? *Sighs* You're a failure at English. Stay with the Russian, homo. Gosh, you make me want to call you a retard 100 times. :mad: == :cool:

[Ivy Mike]

I got with a very hot one, she's quite affectionate and attention-whore-like but that might be because daddy is in the mafia. It seems she cannot go 24 hours without a dick in her, many Russians I have met have similar sex drives.

Warning: expect to be just another in a long list of guys she's fucked, not anything special. She will cheat on you, so don't get attached. It will be good while it lasts.

This is probably true for like 80% of the Russian girls I've met. Its a definite whore/madonna complex going on there, you either find a amazingly datable girl or you get a one night stand.

My advice can be applied to both, but came from dating. But, if you want to fuck them in a short period of time it makes for great date ideas.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

My advice can be applied to both, but came from dating. But, if you want to fuck them in a short period of time it makes for great date ideas.


What do you think, dinner and a movie, or something more non-traditional, like whalewatching, etc?

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

ATP,Vladie? Anywhere in particular for a date, or just a typical, 'American Date"?

[Paragon]

ATP,Vladie? Anywhere in particular for a date, or just a typical, 'American Date"?

If they're stereotypical Russian girls, they'll be easy to please. Especially if you spend money on them. Be dominant, though. Foreign girls (usually) love manipulating weak-willed guys. Really, though, if you know how to please most American girls, you'll be fine. Don't over-think it.

[Ivy Mike]

Take her to see Transformers or a "typical American movie" followed by her choice of fast food. Just a heads up go for one that doesn't seem too dialog based otherwise they'll miss a good portion of the action.

However, if she strikes you as the very datable type go for a Olive Garden level place ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT. Girls love money, if you seem broke it is pretty bad, therefore pay for her meal and move; and head to a place you know you can afford.

If you take a scenic walk from the theater to a nearby eatery its a good start any date, Russian or not.
Also, ask her to teach you very basic Russian, such as "yes, no, hello, vodka", it makes for good small talk and makes it seem like you are really interested in her personality.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Take her to see Transformers or a "typical American movie" followed by her choice of fast food. Just a heads up go for one that doesn't seem too dialog based otherwise they'll miss a good portion of the action.

However, if she strikes you as the very datable type go for a Olive Garden level place ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT. Girls love money, if you seem broke it is pretty bad, therefore pay for her meal and move; and head to a place you know you can afford.

If you take a scenic walk from the theater to a nearby eatery its a good start any date, Russian or not.
Also, ask her to teach you very basic Russian, such as "yes, no, hello, vodka", it makes for good small talk and makes it seem like you are really interested in her personality.

Money is no object..So I'm thinking I'll use that to my advantage

*Flashes some 100's*

Hmm. Next time I see her, we'll see what she's doing one of these nights..

[CK-]

Dude, Russian girls are sluts. Offer them citizenship and watch how fast they hop on your cock. I know, because they are my people.

[Ivy Mike]

Sounds good man, best of luck my fellow comrade hunter. ;)

Is it just me or does Eastern Europe have the highest concentration of attractive women on the planet?

[Really Awesome Nickname]

I hear Russian girls are the most nymphomaniac of the world. They like to have sex every day. many times a day.

Also, to OP, pics or it didnt happen :mad:.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Also, to OP, pics or it didnt happen :mad:.

Lol, nothing's happened yet. But I'll see what I can do about pics if something DOES happen. ;)

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Sounds good man, best of luck my fellow comrade hunter. ;)

Is it just me or does Eastern Europe have the highest concentration of attractive women on the planet?


Spah-See-Bah comrade :)

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Soooooo. Today, I saw them in the store. I bagged her groceries, and thanked her in Russian "Spah-See-Bah". I got a smile/giggle, a sort of stare/eye contact thingy, then they left. Win?

[Paragon]

Soooooo. Today, I saw them in the store. I bagged her groceries, and thanked her in Russian "Spah-See-Bah". I got a smile/giggle, a sort of stare/eye contact thingy, then they left. Win?

If you're sure they weren't just being polite, then it's a definite win. :thumbsup:

Well done. Remember to wear a rubber.

[Ivy Mike]

Soooooo. I got a smile/giggle
Good sign, like I said Russian born Russians don't often do very noticeable smiles.

http://www.transparent.com/russian/the-elusive-russian-smile/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/1888345.stm

[LiquidIce]

You're what I've been looking for. How hard was it to break the cultural "boundary"? Do they, in general, like the same things American girls like? (Flowers, money, fast cars, romance, etc?)

Thanks man.
:facepalm:


Sounds good man, best of luck my fellow comrade hunter. ;)

Is it just me or does Eastern Europe have the highest concentration of attractive women on the planet?
Location: Eastern Europe
Do I win?

(No, I'm not a woman, but I can bask in the glory of the attractive women that rarely weigh over 150 pounds, are not pasty-veiny-sickly pale, don't act like feminazis...)

[Unwanted Prostate Exam]

you're going to learn enough Russian to have basic conversations and then have an epiphany; it was so not worth it, most of the girls are whores/have attitudes. and you're stuck with useless knowledge wishing you put the time into learning polish, cause everybody knows polish girls are the best.

trust me,

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Ehhhhh. I disagree. RUSSIANS are ze' best. (At least so far, from what I've seen.)

[LiquidIce]

you're going to learn enough Russian to have basic conversations and then have an epiphany; it was so not worth it, most of the girls are whores/have attitudes. and you're stuck with useless knowledge wishing you put the time into learning polish, cause everybody knows polish girls are the best.

trust me,

QF-fucking-T

[Unwanted Prostate Exam]

really, if you want to learn a language to foreign women, its polish you want to learn, then you can converse with Polaks, Slovaks, and a few others

trust me, not to offend russian women on here, but they're sluts and bitches (the majority) just like americans are fat and assholes (majority)

[Dog]

Russian girls are really, really flirty and friendly, but unfortunately, they tend to be extremely flirtatious even if they have boyfriends (and most of them do have boyfriends...Russians are big on companionship). Cunts, in other words.

You don't need any special routine or any such bullshit. Just talk to them, and I'd recommend finding out who is single right from the get-go.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

------UPDATE!!-------

After a few days of celebrating the 4th of July (American Independence day)...It's so good to be back.

So, I finally hung out with them. Amazing-fucking-uber-cool people.

They like vodka. And Marlboros. So do I.

The girl now says hello every time she's in the store/ asks what I'm doing later.

Win? Or is this just politeness?

Also, I'm good friends with the Russian guy now too. I brought him some cigars the 2nd time we hung out, and he loved the gift apparently.


PS- an even number of cigars (4) isn't unlucky, is it? I've heard Russians don't give even numbered gifts.

[Rizzo in a box]

You over think shit way too much. Also, you have money.

I will now rob you.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

I have money? Lol, I'm pretty "well off", but not exactly rich.


Good luck catching me :D

[ComradeAsh]

Bonjour!

Everyone knows that the classy Russians speak French.

[Paragon]

------UPDATE!!-------

After a few days of celebrating the 4th of July (American Independence day)...It's so good to be back.

So, I finally hung out with them. Amazing-fucking-uber-cool people.

They like vodka. And Marlboros. So do I.

The girl now says hello every time she's in the store/ asks what I'm doing later.

Win? Or is this just politeness?

Also, I'm good friends with the Russian guy now too. I brought him some cigars the 2nd time we hung out, and he loved the gift apparently.


PS- an even number of cigars (4) isn't unlucky, is it? I've heard Russians don't give even numbered gifts.

The even number thing is for flowers. As for the situation, it's a win, as long as you guys continue hanging out.

[Dog]

If you think it matters that she has a boyfriend, you obviously haven't met many Russians. Boyfriend not there= good to go. They think very little of cheating, in fact the one I hooked up with had a man a couple states away. She still loved it:mad:.

Yeah, I haven't met any Russians.

[nshanin]

Win? Or is this just politeness?
Win.

I've heard Russians don't give even numbered gifts.

Lies.

[Clayman]

Lithuanian girls > Russian girls.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Lithuanian girls > Russian girls.

Lol, why?

[Unwanted Prostate Exam]

Lol, why?

because anything is better than a Russian girl

[Dog]

I actually have heard that Baltic girls are better than Russian ones. I'll report back in about a month.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

because anything is better than a Russian girl

If only you knew...:cool:

[SLIM]

This whole thread is full of failfags who've never spoken to ANY girls.

Make an effort with your Russian speaking and they'll appreciate it like fuck. They're really slutty and that's why I like Ukraine and Russia so much. They're easier to make an impression on than any ignorant airhead in the states or UK but you guys wouldn't know that because you lack minimum social skills.

Ukrainian women are a lot nicer, hotter and feminine in their ways. They love cooking and are MORE sociable than russian women. Not to say Russian women aren't sociable or beautiful, Ukrainians are just better overall.

A lot of them have Russian blood anyway.

[Agent 008]

This whole thread is full of failfags who've never spoken to ANY girls.

Make an effort with your Russian speaking and they'll appreciate it like fuck. They're really slutty and that's why I like Ukraine and Russia so much. They're easier to make an impression on than any ignorant airhead in the states or UK but you guys wouldn't know that because you lack minimum social skills.

Insulting the people you are having a conversation with, now THAT'S social skills!

[SLIM]

Insulting the people you are having a conversation with, now THAT'S social skills!

It's not a conversation anymore because I'm outta here so speak to the hand. :cool:

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

It's not a conversation anymore because I'm outta here so speak to the hand. :cool:

NOOOOO...don't leave. :(


Sooka.

[Ivy Mike]

So are they leaving after the summer?

[SLIM]

Had her dancing to arabian music
Why were you listening to Arabian music?

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

So are they leaving after the summer?

Yeah....:(:(:(:(:(

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Try having someone belly dance to something else

How was she?

[Dog]

Fucked Russian last night. Had her dancing to arabian music for a little, that proceeded to removal of clothing, soon enough I was having the most intense fuck session I've ever personally had. We were rolling too. I wonder if I should tell my girlfriend about it?:p My vote is no.

The Russian I fucked was awesome too. It was some seriously hot, porn-style sex. This was in stark contrast to the one Canadian I fucked, who was so dull that I imagine it wasn't too far off from fucking a corpse.

[Ivy Mike]

With your limited time span known:

1) invite them over for a SMALL party.
2) get them tipsy.
3) receive sexual pleasures.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

With your limited time span known:

1) invite them over for a SMALL party.
2) get them tipsy.
3) receive sexual pleasures.

Why a "small" party, and what do you consider small?

[Ivy Mike]

Why a "small" party, and what do you consider small?

With a larger party there is a good chance that she might hook up with someone else if you aren't exclusive yet.

Small is 5-9ish people.

[Nostalgia]

With a larger party there is a good chance that she might hook up with someone else if you aren't exclusive yet.

Small is 5-9ish people.


Make it bigger, but invite more chicks and guys with girlfriends.

[Ivy Mike]

Make it bigger, but invite more chicks and guys with girlfriends.

This works too, invite only as well, otherwise you end up with a house filled with those retarded single guys who will kill the game of anyone in the room with or without getting any themselves.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

This works too, invite only as well, otherwise you end up with a house filled with those retarded single guys who will kill the game of anyone in the room with or without getting any themselves.

UPDATE. Fucking cockblockers...So apparently when i was gone for a few days, a "pal" of mine decides to start dating her. Wonderful. I guess the whole "Russians are sluts" thing is true. But I'll get her back just as quick :)

[Unwanted Prostate Exam]

UPDATE. Fucking cockblockers...So apparently when i was gone for a few days, a "pal" of mine decides to start dating her. Wonderful. I guess the whole "Russians are sluts" thing is true. But I'll get her back just as quick :)

what the FUCK did I tell you?
Hail Unwanted_Prostate_Exam.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Ahhh. The pwnage will begin soon enough. I have a vacation from work starting on Wed...She won't even see it coming (my penis, that is.)

[Treefingers.s]

Ahhh. The pwnage will begin soon enough. I have a vacation from work starting on Wed...She won't even see it coming (my penis, that is.)

Either you're small, or you're inside of her when you say that.

[Ivy Mike]

UPDATE. Fucking cockblockers...So apparently when i was gone for a few days, a "pal" of mine decides to start dating her. Wonderful. I guess the whole "Russians are sluts" thing is true. But I'll get her back just as quick :)

Just a heads up don't "Mr. Nice Guy" yourself, virtually every female will friend zone you if you do.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Just a heads up don't "Mr. Nice Guy" yourself, virtually every female will friend zone you if you do.

Explain.

[Nostalgia]

Explain.

You asking that tells us more than you would think. It also explain it.

[Ivy Mike]

If you make friends with your vagina first it will treat you as a friend, rather than a potential fuck.

Story of your life?

[reggie_love]

Long story short, there are 3 Russian girls in our town for the summer, working at a restaurant washing dishes. Two of them are quite attractive, so I was wondering if anyone here

1: Speaks any Russian? Maybe you could spell a few cool phrases phonetically or something.


Ok, man. I've got a perfect line that you can use that will pretty much disarm a Russian girl's inhibitions while establishing you as the funny, confident alpha male.

Repeat after me, in an authoritative, yet playful tone:

"Diet-yeh mini mnoga dollorov, see-chyass"

And then follow it up with 'Ya hachoo vasih sauce-kih'

and you're in!

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Ok, man. I've got a perfect line that you can use that will pretty much disarm a Russian girl's inhibitions while establishing you as the funny, confident alpha male.

Repeat after me, in an authoritative, yet playful tone:

"Diet-yeh mini mnoga dollorov, see-chyass"

And then follow it up with 'Ya hachoo vasih sauce-kih'

and you're in!

Dare I ask what that means?

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

If you make friends with your vagina first it will treat you as a friend, rather than a potential fuck.

Story of your life?

Ehhh. It's happened before. But no, not the story of my life.

[Ivy Mike]

I find that if you make your intentions known, then try the friend thing it usually nets me at least a make out session, that might be some good advice for you.

Also, don't get mad at your pal unless he knew EXACTLY how you felt towards her.

[Star Wars Fan]

Lies.

You're only HALF Russian remember ;)

A lot of them have Russian blood anyway.

Ukraine is "Little Russia" and one of the 3 divisions of the Russian people(s)

Try having someone belly dance to something else

Rap, R&B, EDM (old House, Euro and J-Pop?)

Bitch scratched the SHIT out of my back though, what's an excuse I can use for my girl as to why I look like I got mauled by tigers?

Got into a fight
Fell on something
Tripped on something
BAD itches (to deal w/that, put on lotion to 'cover it up')

[reggie_love]

Dare I ask what that means?

"Give me lots of dollars" and "I want your nipples" respectively.

I...am a five-year-old. :(

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

"I want your nipples"


I might try that one, as a joke, and see where that takes me ;)

Are you sure on your pronunciation?

[Hate]

Light bulb, jackass:

Why would these Russian girls want to sleep with you? Do you really think they're going to want to sleep with some bullshit asshole looking for ways to fuck them on the internet? Seriously, I can pretty much guess they're getting ready to get slammed by Mick, the quarterback.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Some kind of casanova? No, you're a jackass and I'm sure they didn't come all the way to America to get some sub-par trim.

[Crackpot Pyschologist]

Light bulb, jackass:

Why would these Russian girls want to sleep with you? Do you really think they're going to want to sleep with some bullshit asshole looking for ways to fuck them on the internet? Seriously, I can pretty much guess they're getting ready to get slammed by Mick, the quarterback.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Some kind of casanova? No, you're a jackass and I'm sure they didn't come all the way to America to get some sub-par trim.

OP- dont listen to this guy, bad energy emanates. just LOOK at his username.

Be confident. KNOW YOU ARE CONFIDENT, YOU CAN DO THINGS, YOU ARE FUNNY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND HOW TO GET IT. BE BOLD. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU CAN LEARN WHEN CHASING PUSSY IS TO ACCEPT REJECTION, SHRUG IT OFF, AND MOVE ON.

[Legend]

Light bulb, jackass:

Why would these Russian girls want to sleep with you? Do you really think they're going to want to sleep with some bullshit asshole looking for ways to fuck them on the internet? Seriously, I can pretty much guess they're getting ready to get slammed by Mick, the quarterback.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Some kind of casanova? No, you're a jackass and I'm sure they didn't come all the way to America to get some sub-par trim.

Lulz, mud farmer.

http://www.craphound.com/images/inettoughguy.jpg

[Hate]

Lulz, mud farmer.

http://www.craphound.com/images/inettoughguy.jpg

Jesus Christ, I lol'd all the fuck over myself.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

Light bulb, jackass:

Why would these Russian girls want to sleep with you? Do you really think they're going to want to sleep with some bullshit asshole looking for ways to fuck them on the internet? Seriously, I can pretty much guess they're getting ready to get slammed by Mick, the quarterback.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Some kind of casanova? No, you're a jackass and I'm sure they didn't come all the way to America to get some sub-par trim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/bigbeefe/MrT.jpg


I pity the fool who fucks with my thread.

[nshanin]

Ok, man. I've got a perfect line that you can use that will pretty much disarm a Russian girl's inhibitions while establishing you as the funny, confident alpha male.

Repeat after me, in an authoritative, yet playful tone:

"Diet-yeh mini mnoga dollorov, see-chyass"

And then follow it up with 'Ya hachoo vasih sauce-kih'

and you're in!

Give me many dollars, now.

I want your breasts (or pacifiers according to the way he spelled it).

[reggie_love]

Give me many dollars, now.

I want your breasts (or pacifiers according to the way he spelled it).

I don't know how to romanize cyrillic properly, I was half-assing a pronunciation of cоски. That means nipples, does it not? Have I been living a lie all this time?

[Sookie]

http://www.gqmagazine.co.uk/girls/cover_girls/slideshows/090203-natalia-vodianova.aspx_ss_image_10.jpg

She's so beautiful.... I seriously love her.

[nfqbweqgekrgnletgkk]

http://www.gqmagazine.co.uk/girls/cover_girls/slideshows/090203-natalia-vodianova.aspx_ss_image_10.jpg

She's so beautiful.... I seriously love her.

QFT. In my opinion, Eastern European/Russian girls are always a win. Always.