Robbin' the bank

[RebelForce]

Here is the basic idea of a successful bank robbery and how the pros do it. Feel free to add on.

your going to need

-thin gloves
-sunglasses
-hat
-personalized note
-cane&newspaper (optional)
-binoculars (optional)
-2 way radio (optional)

1.)Find the hours that the bank is open at. The next day go to the bank an hour before they open to scope it out. Watch to see if cops go by it and when. make personal notes about the employees when they come into work and note if any security gaurds arrive work there. If they do forget about it, if not continue on to 2.

2.)Do your homework, find the best escape route (google earth/maps). Look back on your notes and think about which individuals are more likely to do what you say, quickly and which look like they could be trouble. Remember these people.

3.)Make your note wearing gloves, handle EVERYTHING with gloves. using a computer printer for notes is fine. Make the note say "This is a bank robbery, give me all your money now this is not a joke". If you want to be a jerk you can cut letters out of a magazine but remember to use gloves.

4.)Enter the bank as soon as they open, there will be no one there (heros) and go to the most pussiest looking bank teller (remember the list) and give them the note. Hopefully they wont freak out or bullshit around but it is usually policy to give you the money to avoid confrontation, this is a common policy for all federally backed banks. Get angry if the teller doesn't get you the money fast enough, they usually have a pile of money set aside for this sort of occasion.

5.)Take the money and fan it out for dye packs and gps tags by the time you get out the doors.

6.)You now have 1000-10,0000 dollars , just like you won the lottery!

use the cane if you wanna be stealthy, pretend to be blind and have the note in the newspaper. then lay the newspaper on the teller desktop and have them read it. Also if you can get someone to be watch out for cops get a two way radio n' all that.

[Darkhunter]

*inb4lock

[Moobz]

Pretend to be blind? WTF? How the fuck are they going to believe you are blind if you can find the bank and walk in?

[nostrumfiend]

Also, say you would like to make a withdrawal or deposit or something so that anyone else there will not be suspicious. You have to worry about more than just your teller...

[kracker]

I see no flaws in your plan.

[Actor]

This one guy in my area robbed a bank by going through the drive up window and said he had a bomb and they didn't catch him :eek:

[BiggLJ]

Why would a blind guy have a newspaper?

[sexualjesus]

Why would a blind guy have a newspaper?

i lol'd op there just going to close the big security shutters unless you pull a gun

also to mebabyme banks have drive thru's in your country? how fucking lazy are you americans

lol j/ks laziness should be respected

[GermanyOrFlorida]

My friend works at a bank, and he told me there are dye packs in every single drawer.
Avoid this problem by bringing two bags, and instruct the teller to split the money evenly between them

[Varagner]

If I really wanted the money and didnt give a shit bout the people inside this is what Id do-
Get some cholrine and hydorcholric acid both readily available at your pool shop.
Get a gas mask for safety purposes
Get an Air compressor
Get a high pressure tank bit higher then the pressure your compressor can make
Get a large sealable plastic container to put your compressor's intake in

Attach compressor to my high pressure tank Put my gas mask on, out the compressor in the container empty your acid into the tank then empty your chlorine. seal your tank, activate compressor, wait for your high pressure tank to fill up with your chlorine gas.

Now for this bit your gonna need a mate with some binos, select your bank somewhere remote where there arnt alot of people - small town on a quite day. Scout the bank out first naturally and get all ur escape options selected a few days b4. Now the night before your robbery id going to get onto the top of your bank at about 2 am when none ones awake, then put the high pressure tank into the air intake, now wait there until the next day. Have my mate outside wait until he sees someone about to go into the vault once its opened, he will signal me to open the tank up. This will vent my chlorine gas into the building - its odorless and colorless no one will notice it, one sniff and you will hit the dirt, signal my mate back once it is opened, he would wait about 1 minute put his gas mask on and walk in the bank- This should have allowed enough time for the gas to have knocked out everyone in the bank. my mate would then walk into the bank move any obvoius bodys behind counters close the doors and put a closed sign up and turn of the lights. He would then fill his bags up with as many non gps or dyed bundles of hundreds as he can from the vault, he would then leave via a pre arranged escape route. I would then depart the roof via my route.

Meet up later split the money and leave the country.

It is essential that it is timed properly and that the bank is very very quite- all this can be achieved through large amounts of prior planning. Already have your plane tickets booked well in advance.

[nostrumfiend]

what is someone farthest from a vent calls the police when everyone drops?

[paprika]

If I really wanted the money and didnt give a shit bout the people inside this is what Id do-
Get some cholrine and hydorcholric acid both readily available at your pool shop.
Get a gas mask for safety purposes
Get an Air compressor
Get a high pressure tank bit higher then the pressure your compressor can make
Get a large sealable plastic container to put your compressor's intake in

Attach compressor to my high pressure tank Put my gas mask on, out the compressor in the container empty your acid into the tank then empty your chlorine. seal your tank, activate compressor, wait for your high pressure tank to fill up with your chlorine gas.

Now for this bit your gonna need a mate with some binos, select your bank somewhere remote where there arnt alot of people - small town on a quite day. Scout the bank out first naturally and get all ur escape options selected a few days b4. Now the night before your robbery id going to get onto the top of your bank at about 2 am when none ones awake, then put the high pressure tank into the air intake, now wait there until the next day. Have my mate outside wait until he sees someone about to go into the vault once its opened, he will signal me to open the tank up. This will vent my chlorine gas into the building - its odorless and colorless no one will notice it, one sniff and you will hit the dirt, signal my mate back once it is opened, he would wait about 1 minute put his gas mask on and walk in the bank- This should have allowed enough time for the gas to have knocked out everyone in the bank. my mate would then walk into the bank move any obvoius bodys behind counters close the doors and put a closed sign up and turn of the lights. He would then fill his bags up with as many non gps or dyed bundles of hundreds as he can from the vault, he would then leave via a pre arranged escape route. I would then depart the roof via my route.

Meet up later split the money and leave the country.

It is essential that it is timed properly and that the bank is very very quite- all this can be achieved through large amounts of prior planning. Already have your plane tickets booked well in advance.

I'm sure someone outside would notice everyone in the bank one by one spontaneously drowning in their own blood.

[Valkyr]

Why would a blind guy have a newspaper?

wow well spotted (and im not being sarcastic)

[Bender]

No No No No

Have you bud in a shit car with a police scanner in case someone tripped silent alarm, you can be notified by two way radio. Once you have the money you'll have to make sure theres not gps or any tracking devices on the money or in the bag. Go to your car dump the money out of the bag leave the bag. Drive to a second location, ditch the car for a new car. Drive normal, have a change of clothes and take off that fake facial hair. And enjoy your moneeehhyyy.

[RebelForce]

Why would a blind guy have a newspaper?

ha ha ha. I got the newspaper idea from an old cellmate...he did it w/o pretending to be blind, I just added the blind variability because of the whole get up (sunglasses) .

[toker420]

alot of banks are startin to carry micro GPS transmitters with the money. just a heads up.

[Actor]

Bring a bag lined with aluminum foil with 10 layers minimmum to block its signal. Then drive to a parking lot far away and sift through the money for trackers.

[happy_one_hit]

*supposedly* An old friend of mine's farther robbed a bank in the [maybe] 60-70...I don't know when, but you don't ask questions like that....well anyway he got caught, went to jail did his time. Before he got caught he buried the in the swamp, so when got out he got all his money!!!
And from then on the was a joke amongst my friends family about "smelly money", they said it smelled awful.

The real money is in cars, houses, trucks, trains.

If your gona go, go big!

[Reptar]

Bring a bag lined with aluminum foil with 10 layers minimmum to block its signal. Then drive to a parking lot far away and sift through the money for trackers.

magic bagging, gps transmitters, would that work?!

[Varagner]

I'm sure someone outside would notice everyone in the bank one by one spontaneously drowning in their own blood.

I woudn't be so sure, if you go to a quite town at the middle of the day there aint going to be 2 many people near bye. If you did it in the middle of summer the bank would have their blinds closed to keep out the heat- they do it where i live at least. As well as the windows are generally pretty heavily tinted.

what is someone farthest from a vent calls the police when everyone drops? Generally calling the police when someone drops takes a bit of time, what would happen is that they'd see old mate closest to the air vents fall over- people would rush over asking if his alright. By that time the gas will have spread and its too late, and you woudnt call the cops if someone fell over for no visible reason- You would call the paramedics not the police, of course the time it takes to get that phone call out is going to be getting close to the amount time you have left.

[nostrumfiend]

So when people start dropping you expect everyone else to stand there instead of leaving the bank?

[mreynolds93]

you could use a gps blocker to stop mini gps transmitters.

and if you could exit through a back door, dye packs might not be activated.

[nostrumfiend]

you could use a gps blocker to stop mini gps transmitters.

and if you could exit through a back door, dye packs might not be activated.

Why would going through the back door maket he dye packs inactive?

[Casus Ira]

A friend of mine who works at a bank was telling me about the security at his bank. theres a camera positioned so it can get the face of whoever is talking to the teller. the machine they use to count money usually has 2 slots with cash in it and if they take out the cash from both slots it triggers the silent alarm but if they take the cash singly it doesnt go off. they also have a camera over the door to take a photo as a person leaves. He didn't say anything about gps or dye packs but that doesnt mean they dont have them.

Dont know how many places have this but best to be prepared.