Favourite Insults

[JChifty]

Mine are "Jizz Guzzler", "Fudge Budger", and "Incest Enthusiast/Extremist"

Aim any of yours at me if you so wish, you cunts.

[LSA King]

I think its "Cum Guzzler"

[JChifty]

No, it is definitely "Jizz Guzzler" :fap:

[lostmyface]

sunken eyed, slope headed, monkey sucking, greased up son of a bitch. as in "fuck you you sunken eyed, slope headed, monkey sucking, greased up son of a bitch"

either that or



cunt. as in "fuck off you cunt"

[the new deal]

Cum dumpster?

[pill popper]

I think its "Cum Guzzler"

this

i also like using zek as as insult
no matter what everyone seems to get offended when you tell em zek wants to suck their dick

ask x61 he seems to get the pissiest

[cronic5]

"Poodle fucker".

[pill popper]

Cum dumpster?

that too

the hawt receptionist hates it when my boss calls her that

damn harassment suit in the works

[yoplait]

Buttnugget

[pill popper]

i love getting teh buttplug shoved up my ass by hand of zek.

Damn you really are strange

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

...I got so much rage inside me.

[pill popper]

...I got so much rage inside me.

Release the evil my friend

the evil shall set you free :mad:

[LSA King]

Shut your cock holster

[Captian Spectacular]

...I got so much rage inside me.

use your anger my son, it makes you stronger, more focused. your journey towards the dark side is almost complete.

[i poop in your cereal]

Faggot.

[pill popper]

Faggot.:fap:

STFU

[JChifty]

STFU, GAY PRIDE :gay::fap:

Get back in that closet!:fap:

[LSA King]

I came out of the closet!:fap:



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[Azure]

Incest Enthusiast


How is that an insult?

[JChifty]

How is that an insult?

Replace "Incest" with "Knob cheese"

[Fetus-Smasher]

I'm fond of the "get fucked" phrase over "get bent"

[Bender]

Ass Pirate
Flying Dogs Dick
Bitch Tits
Stfu Boner Breath
Raisin Balls
Retarded Retard
I hope You Get Rectal Prolapse.
I'd rather puncture my ball sack.
Don't Make Me Cocksmack You.
You Little Prick.
Don't Make Me Take A Dump In Your Stocking.

My personal favorite

[ArmsMerchant]

OP, you ignorant slut.

BTW, this is an homage to a first-season SNL skit.

[-SpectraL]

1. Fish-faced fuckhead
2. Flat-faced cock-knocker
3. Pointy-headed fuck-wad
4. Shovel-nosed kidiot
5. Weiner-holding dick-fucker
6. Fish-lipped dweeb
7. Cunt-sucking faggit
8. I could go on all day, really... :D

[reallystupidstuff]

i always like saying

"this thread bores me, so here's the trashmen"

and then linking to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow&feature=related) or some other one

[P_R_Deltoid]

Faggot.

+1 for Faggot.'


Also, "Fuck your mother." and every "Your Mother" joke ever.

[JChifty]

"Slunts"

[*ivy]

Fuck off, cunt.

Imaginative, no, but gets the point across.

[JChifty]

Fuck off, cunt.

Imaginative, no, but gets the point across.

Can't go wrong with "cunt"

[Bender]

You all are so unoriginal.

[JChifty]

You all are so unoriginal.

Fuck you, small dick. :facepalm:

[scovegner]

Fuck yourself with a rusty iron pole.

[PirateJoe]

poopie head is pretty good

[7i8_Dago]

what about a GOOD old fasion neanderfal

[The English Gentleman]

Slit eyed nip and bloody jew boy always go down well, obviously I have found the most satisfying insults to be the most crushing especially when pointing out how painfully stupid people are.

[JChifty]

Slit eyed nip and bloody jew boy always go down well, obviously I have found the most satisfying insults to be the most crushing especially when pointing out how painfully stupid people are.

I agree with you, you dyslexic muslim bum washer.

[The English Gentleman]

I agree with you, you dyslexic muslim bum washer.

No you have to really tailor it, such as their was this moronic fat girl in my Hisotry class who I just ripped into after she called me a rapist (as a joke) and just came out with it that 'she was a joke, who could not even manage anything above a C standard and if she plans on falling back on her looks or personality she should probably just end it now' or something exceptionally cutting.

[JChifty]

No you have to really tailor it, such as their was this moronic fat girl in my Hisotry class who I just ripped into after she called me a rapist (as a joke) and just came out with it that 'she was a joke, who could not even manage anything above a C standard and if she plans on falling back on her looks or personality she should probably just end it now' or something exceptionally cutting.

Just identify the victims insecurities and exploit those motherfuckers :fap:

[WTFuk]

Shut Up Dickface

[awitz]

Abercrombie douche
Holister fag
cunt
nigger

[Reptar]

hollister wearing faggot

[dontcallmeinsane]

The words 'fat, ugly and slut', when used in the same sentence. seem to do the trick nicely to any girls giving you shit.

[Bender]

Fuck you, small dick. :facepalm:

I will gouge out your eye balls and SKULL FUCK YOU! :mad::mad::mad:

[-SpectraL]

JChifty... I think the moniker, "bum-washer", does the trick quite nicely all on its own! Why cloud a beautiful insult with a lot of prefacing fluff? Just get right down to business... "You're a fucking bum-washer." Perfect in its own simplicity!

[JChifty]

JChifty... I think the moniker, "bum-washer", does the trick quite nicely all on its own! Why cloud a beautiful insult with a lot of prefacing fluff? Just get right down to business... "You're a fucking bum-washer." Perfect in its own simplicity!

Yes, it does get down to the point rather well :fap:

[Dionysus]

Cock Sucking Whore
Dime Store Whore
Moron
Mother Fucker
Dirty Prostitute
Wench
"I will kick your teeth in, you fucking twat"

Oh, and Strumpet!

[blazer]

fucking Jew
Nigger
Cock sucker
Butt fuck
Penis munch
Weenee

Find their insecurities and hold it to them, embarris the fuck out of them