Ripping People Off And Selling Bunk Shit

[Purple Sprite]

I've picked up on the art of sheisting niggas. It started with this douchebag wanting to by tabs. I took some vitamins and just carved a shitty little mark into each one and shaved the edges so it looked rough. Sold four of them for $15 each, pulled in $60 for absolutely no work at all. About a week later, I put cinnamon all over some crap bud, added just a pinch of sugar, sealed it in a bag with lemons overnight and called the shit Lime Cush. Yesterday I slung the whole ounce, selling it for $20/g all the way up. High school kids eat the stuff up.

I considered putting oregano in for lols, but decided not to simply because the bud actually looks and smells like some exotic chronic, when it's really pretty fuckin' gross. A few friends also suggested I break up glass instead of using sugar, but I don't want to seriously hurt some kid after taking his money.

Anyway, as I'm spending like $40 an ounce and flipping it for $500, I've realized that there's no reason not to jew people. The profit margin is incredible. Now I'm trying to get into the rip game with things other than just bud. For starters, I went and bought 16 bottles of Robitussin and we're gonna push it as lean, $50 a deuce. I'll probably try and sell it to some white kids that no nothing about lean so as to avoid getting shot, but I figure so long as I keep doing this shit far away from the crib and keep my hand on my gun, I shouldn't have any problems.


If you have any advice or stories of your own in this sort of scene, post it here.

[nostrumfiend]

One time SWIM ordered a water but got sprite instead. Fucking ripped off.

[toker420]

Another good way I've pulled in the past when i quit sellin and needed money was tell peeps I had to go get it and I needed their money..

I would tell them to wait outside, or have them take me to some apartments and never come back out. Made alot doing this but you can only do it for so long before it comes back on you and besides its fucked up. If I hadn't needed the money I wouldn't have done it. The best way is to get you a good connect, sell legit, slowly build up some customers and you'll make alot more in the long run.

[PEEPLUSEM]

i juked a nigga once by sellin a random nigga off the streets a dime of weed.. i showed him a dime bag and told him it was in this ball of foil (i had like 5 of em to make em seem like i had a few dimes on me) dumbass by the time he unrolled the ball of foil i be long gone and dat dumb ass nigga left with nothing but pepper and oregeno

[awitz]

LOL thats fucking genious and there's no guilt to it.

If people are stupid enough to pay 20 a gram for some cinamin covered bud hey deserve to be ripped.

[Actor]

On totse someone poasted a thread "Selling dog shit as hash". One person posted a long reply and one thing they said in it was "even if they smell it be like thats some good shit huh". :D

[.it]

On totse someone poasted a thread "Selling dog shit as hash". One person posted a long reply and one thing they said in it was "even if they smell it be like thats some good shit huh". :D

LMAO, thats the first time its been a very long time since i heard something as funny.

"thats some good :shit:"

i dont know where you get 40 bucks for an ounce, but its easy to make shit look exotic, buy some tylenol, crush it up and say the weed has been laced with shit that makes you feel numb. and if they need a stronger fix next time, but the extra strength pills.

[driveby]

OP is a troll. Black people do not, and never have said, "douchebag". Unless they are uncle toms.

[Tokerface]

A few friends also suggested I break up glass instead of using sugar, but I don't want to seriously hurt some kid after taking his money.[/QUOTE]

u sadistic fuck

[nostrumfiend]

A few friends also suggested I break up glass instead of using sugar, but I don't want to seriously hurt some kid after taking his money.

u sadistic fuck[/QUOTE]

did you even read what you quoted?

[Rocky]

A few friends also suggested I break up glass instead of using sugar, but I don't want to seriously hurt some kid after taking his money.

u sadistic fuck

Test the Ph level in that Phail.

Read what you quote.

[Purple Sprite]

Another good way I've pulled in the past when i quit sellin and needed money was tell peeps I had to go get it and I needed their money..

I would tell them to wait outside, or have them take me to some apartments and never come back out. Made alot doing this but you can only do it for so long before it comes back on you and besides its fucked up. If I hadn't needed the money I wouldn't have done it. The best way is to get you a good connect, sell legit, slowly build up some customers and you'll make alot more in the long run.

Smart as hell man, so simple and yet so profitable. I did that on accident before when I was leaving a party, a few younger dudes, like 17 or 18, came up to the car and I told them I was going to get more beer and they gave me $25 for some keystone. I ended up going to a different party and forgot completely about it until I reached in my pocket and found the money.

[dephdiddy]

I've picked up on the art of sheisting niggas. It started with this douchebag wanting to by tabs. I took some vitamins and just carved a shitty little mark into each one and shaved the edges so it looked rough. Sold four of them for $15 each, pulled in $60 for absolutely no work at all. About a week later, I put cinnamon all over some crap bud, added just a pinch of sugar, sealed it in a bag with lemons overnight and called the shit Lime Cush. Yesterday I slung the whole ounce, selling it for $20/g all the way up. High school kids eat the stuff up.

I considered putting oregano in for lols, but decided not to simply because the bud actually looks and smells like some exotic chronic, when it's really pretty fuckin' gross. A few friends also suggested I break up glass instead of using sugar, but I don't want to seriously hurt some kid after taking his money.

Anyway, as I'm spending like $40 an ounce and flipping it for $500, I've realized that there's no reason not to jew people. The profit margin is incredible. Now I'm trying to get into the rip game with things other than just bud. For starters, I went and bought 16 bottles of Robitussin and we're gonna push it as lean, $50 a deuce. I'll probably try and sell it to some white kids that no nothing about lean so as to avoid getting shot, but I figure so long as I keep doing this shit far away from the crib and keep my hand on my gun, I shouldn't have any problems.


If you have any advice or stories of your own in this sort of scene, post it here.

ur scanless man.

but while ur at it.

take a tube of orajel, throw in like 1/4 part baking soda and a tad bit of water, like 5 drops..
stir life fuck and bake it in the microwave.
instant dummy rock.

its cakey too like that peruvian flake.

[driveby]

You guys, this is Pill Poppers troll account.

[313]

One time SWIM ordered a water but got sprite instead. Fucking ripped off.

No...

[Speedy]

I support a lot of shit on BI, but this type of shit is BULLSHIT
just wait till you get shot.