Pass a Piss test

[longhorner]

so this week my parents told me of a piss test about 3 days before the test. i smoked earlier that week. so i thought i was screwed... i was talking to my buddy and he gave me the advice to start fucking drinking water and taking these pills called azo standard. basically i took a 2 of these pills and drank close to a gallon of water a day. for three days. i ended up not taking the test on the third day but i needed peace of mind because now it was moved to the next day i went out and bought a CVS THC test. its 99.9 % accurate it says. i took the test and i passed !!!

I don't know if im clean for real or it was diluted so bad that it didnt come up, either way it worked. my buddy said that the azo has the same active ingredients as the cleansers. but this is for sure the azo makes your piss look yellow as fuck no matter what. i hope it works tomorrow and good luck to everyone else

[NamelessNom4d]

You might be good, you might not be. I'm mostly just bumping this because there was a drug test thread on Totse and I think we need a new one.

But yeah... drink lots of water and I think Vitamin B12 was the other thing. You need something to color the piss.

[stripped]

I smoked three days before a lab piss test, drank 2 gallons (256 ounces) of water 3 hours before the test and pissed atleast 7 times before it. Came back clean. Second test was more of a surprise, smoked the day before did the same shit and failed. I dunno, it's all about your metabolism, body fat percentage and what not. I hear pectin is supposed to line your urinary tract to prevent the metabolites from entering your urine but I've only heard it about a 3rd party whom was not present so I don't know if it works. Good luck.

[White Blue Mushrooms]

if its a home test, just drop some water into it.

[CotDeath]

Drink water and coke/coffee, give your sample mid-stream.
If it's at home then just dilute it enough so the test fails/shows negative.