View Full Version : Whydoes my dog only want to lick my mouth?
Haiti's Space Agency
07-01-2009, 04:46 AM
If I'm gone for a while or just haven't given her attention she will always jump on me and lick my mouth. I turn my face one way, but instead of licking the side of my face, she just stops and waits for me to turn back so she can lick my mouth. Its annoying because her breath smells like popcorn and I hate popcorn.
Kinkou
07-01-2009, 04:49 AM
maybe you are a messy eater and she knows she can lick some remnants of food off your face.
ew
Duelist
07-01-2009, 04:54 AM
have you ever kissed her, mouth to mouth?
I have a few times, and my dog looks for a smooch now and then.
Kinkou
07-01-2009, 04:56 AM
what the fuck
it probably just wants you to lick it's gumline free of plaque and food residue. no big deal.
7i8_Dago
07-01-2009, 05:01 AM
have you ever kissed her, mouth to mouth?
I have a few times, and my dog looks for a smooch now and then.
this
my chihuahua can fight too
drBOX
07-01-2009, 05:03 AM
when i read the title of this thread, i thought you were going to ask why she didn't lick other parts of your body....
Clarphimous
07-01-2009, 05:04 AM
http://www.seefido.com/html/why_do_dog_lick_people.htm
The licking of the face is an intriguing gesture, coming directly from the instinct of the wolf. When the mother wolf has returned from the hunt, her pups will lick her face to stimulate the mother to regurgitate food for them. In this way, they are weaned from milk to solids.
That's the evolutionary origin of the habit. The web page gives other possibilities as to why dogs might do it.
Dogs lick for a lot of reasons. Licking is a submissive social signal, first of all, allowing dogs to show deference to dominant "pack members." Puppies lick to solicit solid food from their mothers when they're weaned, so a young dog may lick to request its dinner. Some dogs lick as a substitute for puppy mouthing behavior. They've been trained not to put their teeth on people, so they lick to occupy their mouths. Licking may be a sign of affection, your dog's way of showing you that he's enjoying spending time cuddled on the couch with you. Or, he may just like the taste of your soap!
Cathy McGee
07-01-2009, 05:05 AM
maybe its because your mouth tastes like his asshole and its just easier for him to reach?
Sopio
07-01-2009, 05:06 AM
Smother other parts of your body with peanut butter and she will lick those parts instead.
Clarphimous
07-01-2009, 05:08 AM
Here's another webpage that looks like it might be more accurate.
http://www.petplace.com/dogs/is-your-dog-licking-or-kissing/page1.aspx
AdMech
07-01-2009, 05:11 AM
Thanks, Clarphimous. I've always wondered this, heh.
7i8_Dago
07-01-2009, 05:11 AM
maybe its because your mouth tastes like his asshole and its just easier for him to reach?
ZAZAZING!
Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
07-01-2009, 05:12 AM
Alexander also puts peanut butter on his balls and has his dog lick it off.
Kwinnie Bogan
07-01-2009, 05:15 AM
Silly puppies like to french kiss your ear for some reason, it's particularly gross.
EDIT: maybe its because your mouth tastes like his asshole and its just easier for him to reach?
Bam!
Haiti's Space Agency
07-01-2009, 05:43 AM
have you ever kissed her, mouth to mouth?
I have a few times, and my dog looks for a smooch now and then.
Yeah, this is probably why. Thank you.
Alexander also puts peanut butter on his balls and has his dog lick it off.
oh HAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!
skyclaw441
07-05-2009, 03:33 PM
I think it's the other way around, douchebag.
KevinLoveIsMyHero
07-05-2009, 05:22 PM
I think it's the other way around, douchebag.
look at you calling other people douche. you were in dance class you silly fag go away
ShutMeUp
07-05-2009, 06:35 PM
Stop derailing the thread, faggots.
7i8_Dago
07-05-2009, 06:36 PM
Stop derailing the thread, faggots.
i :lol:ed
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