The birds are back

[Zok]

Fish and Avo know what I'm talking about. I'll take a picture of the sidewalk. I thought we got rid of them last year.

[AtrainV]

Fucking hell, man. Those birds are seriously the sadistic spawn of satan.

If there's one thing you can be guaranteed of in Singapore, however, it's clean sidewalks.

[Fish]

Here in Japan, we have huge black birds everywhere. They're like twice the size of american crows, and they pick through garbage, breaking open bags and scattering it everywhere. They also aren't afraid of people. It's like that episode of Seinfeld where the animals break the deal with George and stop getting out of his way (and then he jumps on a pigeon). One time, I had to step over a black bird that was standing on the sidewalk. I thought it would fly away or something, but it was just casually walking around like it belonged there, walking on the sidewalk, and didn't seem at all startled or scared. Weird.

I want one as a pet, like the Beastmaster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beastmaster_%28film%29)'s eagle (whom he cleverly named "BRAAAAWK!"). It could fly down and sit on my shoulder when I'm outside, and occasionally bring me shiny trinkets, like pocketwatches and such.

[Zok]

pics: http://zoklet.net/?q=node/27

[Fish]

a few notes about your pictures:

I like that you included the "Mexagon." that needed to be put out in public.

Also, with the christmas decorations one, I thought for a second that the caption was "defeated Christmas decorations." Honestly, that would have been funnier.

[AtrainV]

Is that desk with all the graffiti in Zimmerman 201?

[Zok]

Is that desk with all the graffiti in Zimmerman 201?

Krieg, actually.

[Daily]

Cool.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

Cool.

:thumbsup:

[ChinaCat]

pics: http://zoklet.net/?q=node/27

YOUR LINK DOESNT WORK, ZoK!!!!!!!