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Zok
02-07-2008, 02:52 PM
Faint. (Yes, crapping your pants works too)

But really, the other night I was at Station and this dude Vinny offers me some peanuts. Only after eating one or two did I notice that they were not peanuts but rather cashews. I'm allergic to tree nuts. Usually when I eat them I just get a scratchy throat, swollen tongue and lips, and then I'm fine again in 30 minutes.

Not this time. This time I felt pretty normal for the first 30 minutes. A bit of scratchiness and swelling - the usual. I get home from Station and start having hot and cold flashes. Then I started turning red and it felt like my skin was on fire. It was about that time that I called Sarah and told her I needed help. She drove me to the ER. When I got to the ER my bloodpressure was about 75/something - which is WAY too low. I was fainting, I could not see, and I was starting to lose hearing too. The only thing I remember is talking to the receptionist for a few minutes, then tearing off my shirt from the heat, then waking up with an IV in my arm. I was there from 11:02PM until about 4AM and went through 2 IVs benadryl: http://zoklet.net/otg/showpic.php?id=92

The doc said I should have just called 911, but since Mercy is down the street I didn't bother.

What an experience! Oh, and my dad finally believes that I'm allergic to nuts now.

Fish
02-08-2008, 12:32 AM
and my dad finally believes that I'm allergic to nuts now.

LOL.

Glad to hear you're doing okay, though. When I heard, I was really worried, and thinking "he knows he's allergic to nuts...why the fuck was he eating them?"

Now I know. I hope vinny gets you a present or something.

NamelessNom4d
05-27-2009, 12:27 AM
Noted, if I ever find myself in need of immediate medical treatment, I'll be sure to faint or shit my pants. Bonus points for both. :p

1Nose
05-27-2009, 12:30 AM
Ok good idea. Oh by the way I went to the beach today with my mom and dad and we went swimming and made sand castles it was so much f*cking fun.

OMGPLZDNTBAN
05-27-2009, 12:33 AM
http://zoklet.net/otg/showpic.php?id=92
nice link Zok.

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
05-27-2009, 12:40 AM
nice link Zok.

He posted this in Feb. 08 the link went dead since then.

Twice a Kosmonova
05-27-2009, 01:34 AM
epi!

Idiot you should not consume any nuts at all, if your allergic

Macgruber
05-27-2009, 05:23 AM
Finally got an excuse to not suck your dad off?

sexualjesus
05-27-2009, 06:17 AM
wtf slice, this thread is from 08!, and why does an admin always post immedietely after zok posts all the time?

sexualjesus
05-27-2009, 06:17 AM
Finally got an excuse to not suck your dad off?

also hilariously, it took you over a year to think up that come back, talk about a slow thinker

acid_drop
05-27-2009, 07:06 AM
epi!

Idiot you should not consume any nuts at all, if your allergic

A Peanut is not actually a nut, you dumb-bastard....

Former FBI Agent
05-27-2009, 07:57 AM
Ok good idea. Oh by the way I went to the beach today with my mom and dad and we went swimming and made sand castles it was so much f*cking fun.

You must be like 12.

Mantikore
05-27-2009, 09:39 AM
imagine if zok died. what would happen to zoklet?

Intoxicated Shaman
05-28-2009, 03:30 AM
Oh fuck, I'm that dude Vinny from Ohio. My foiled assassination attempt, uncovered! DAMN YOU ZOK!!!

ComradeAsh
05-28-2009, 06:34 AM
Or, instead of shitting yourself, you could just complain of chest pain...

Slave of the Beast
05-28-2009, 06:49 AM
wtf slice, this thread is from 08!, and why does an admin always post immedietely after zok posts all the time?

Because before Totse shut down Zoklet was a two man circle jerk.

I'm allergic to tree nuts.

Finally got an excuse to not suck your dad off?

Zok didn't say he was allergic to man nuts.

Nefret
05-28-2009, 07:23 AM
Or, instead of shitting yourself, you could just complain of chest pain...

Didn't help me, I still waited for 1.2 hours.