I need some tips on a fight im going to be in soon

[Thelegendarylocke]

Well this kid is pissing me off by keeping on asking me to fight him so I said yes(Yes my school is full of wannabee gangsters who "plan" fights) so soon ill be fighting him. I just want to make sure I dont have any black eyes or any noticable shit that'll get me in deep shit from my parents. I am 6"1 and weigh 195 pounds(mostly muscle, Im pretty lean) and he is like 5"5-7 and is a fatass, not too fat but pretty fat.

I got reach and speed over him for sure so I think i could probably beat him scratchless. Any fighting tips from the almighty temple of screaming electron? any tips that take advantage of speed and reach?

[Wizzle]

Yeah, Some Faghat done this shit to me. I was preparing for it days earlier, I am not the biggest guy so I didn't know what to expect. I watched some YouTube Videos on some Boxing Tips. I thought about if he fought me here what can I do and if He got me on the ground smack him in teh nutzz. Anyways He fought me on this Veranda thing at school, He came in swinging I blocked some and got hit in the jaw some.. When I got hit in the Jaw the second time it fucken hurt I went up to him while he is swinging put my leg behind him and pushed as hard as I can.. He fell back smack his head so hard on the wall he fell to the ground so I thought I would teach him a lesson So I smacked him so hard in the face and Gut till he was say 'Stop, Stop I don't wanna Fight' Now he is decent to me.

[Thelegendarylocke]

got any vids to share?

[Wizzle]

Okay, Just go to Youtube and Type in 'Boxing Tips' You'll get some ExpertVillage Shit I just keep looking in Related Videos and got Jeff Fenech Tutz.

http://au.youtube.com/user/billiardjay

[Reptar]

im pretty sure if your that fucking big, and he is that small, than you got nothing to worry about.

unless the kid has previous fighting expierience, than you'd pretty much be fucked, but not entirely, you never know how a fight is going to turn out.

but good luck to you, i think you got the upperhand.

[Valkyr]

man watch out for weapons you never know when someone will pull a knife.

[VVeathers]

Remember that this isn't boxing, it's a fight.
There's no point trying to counter punch and block and all that shit. Try and break his nose and then wail on him.

And don't be afraid to headbutt and break fingers. Remember - Fight yes - Boxing no.

[toker420]

fuck tips and plannin an event this aint hbo fag. Next time he starts sayin some dumb shit start swinging.

tips on avoiding black eyes? don't get hit in the fucking eye.

if you get your ass beat you get your ass beat in the long run it'll make you a better fighter.

[Bender]

Walk up to him, (Because he plans fights and is a bitch he will want to cuss you out and get nose to nose before hand) While he gets close. One hit knock out. Don't cock your punches back go straight forward and use tork from your lower body to build more force. When you pull your punch back before you throw it your acually losing speed and telegraphing alot.

[stdismas]

Stay away from the stomach, you won't do enough real damage...just focus on the face. Get in close and hang on to stop his punches from doing any real good, and jam your thumb in his eye. Just hang in and keep at his eyes no matter what he tries to do back to you. You can take the punches in the meantime, and I guarantee his first priority will be to stop hitting you and try to get your hands out of his eyes. You fuck someone's eyes up, they're out of the fight, crying on the ground, unable to see. That's when you get on him and beat his face and head bloody...ignore the sudden pussy-out cries of "I don't want to fight any more, stop! Stop!" because he started that shit, he should be man enough to take the consequences. Beat him until he goes limp. And that's how you win all the future fights, too, against him and any of his friends that were thinking about fucking with you.

There's no such thing as honor in a fight, only schoolkids believe that. If he's enough of a wuss that he has to *plan* a fight with you, he just wants to showboat because he's scared underneath. Get in close, forget fancy karate shit and just do whatever you can to hurt him until he's unconscious. People won't remember how you fought, just that you won.

[plutomic]

this is what you can try... Before the fight, he will probably just stand there saying "hit me" (because he is to scared to fight). Get as close to him as you can and say "No"... He will then laugh to his friends to feel tough... THAT is when you hit him... When he opens his mouth to speak, fucking hit him with all your strength right in his fucking jaw.. I mean, hit him like he is the last mother fucker youll ever hit... Unless you are weak, then itll be a 1 hit ko.

If not try to put him in a choke hold.

[ysr2096]

Just throw punches as hard and as fast as you can. Don't think about it too much, just keep hitting until he stops responding. Also, punch him in the neck if ya can.

[parkus]

Walk up to him toe-to-toe and headbutt that fat fucker, that will stop him for at least 10 seconds. The fight is yours.

[cronic5]

Watch how MMA fighters fight. They don't fuck around with stupid small stuff, it's an all out fight. Look at Fedor Emelianenko, he goes straight for the face every time.

[AdamSmokesCrack]

Headbutts and uppercuts are underused and very effective. If you manage to grab a hold of his throat with one hand, he will either throw his hands up to try to get your hand off his neck, or take a swing at you. Either way, his posture will get fucked and he should be easy to sweep or throw.
Worse comes to worst you can resort to block+roll and spam flying bird flips on him if you're near a wall.

[lord]

jab him in the nose to make his eyes water and blue his vision. If your quick enough this is all you'll need to do. After that just combo him - jabs,cross's, hooks and even get some high kicks in there for the lols.

but please dont lose to a little fat kid. Your a very tall guy if you do everyone will be like :eek: and you'll be like :facepalm: and he'll be like :fap:

[Nisko]

Don't try to get him in a hold unless you know how, it'll fuck up.

Just hit him in the face and dont get hit in the face.

[OneSadisticFucker]

Just walk up to him and kick him in the face. Or punch him in the throat as hard as you can.

[.it]

bring a book bag or cheap backpack, or just use your own backpack.

when the fight is about to start be just say "hold the fuck up, i need to take off my backpack" then as you take it off, quickly throw just gently toss it at him, don't peg him hard with it. His first instinct will be to catch the backpack, but there is a chance he freaks out and totally avoid it or tries to dodge it. But he'll be caught off guard and if he catches it, he will hold your backpack in shock, this is your chance to fuck him up. Rush at him, he'll be pretty much defenseless, try to clip him from the side. go for the chin if you have your aim down, otherwise hit his temple, but hitting his ear would be considered a cheap shot. do not ever underestimate your elbows, they are powerful but hard to use. if you get really close to him because he tries to hold you, swing your elbow at him. it's illegal in boxing matches for a reason, top muay thai fighters also use powerful knee kicks, some equivalent to a car crash, but i highly doubt you train at kicking at all, so utilize your elbow if you're caught close range (its fucking explosive power).

[jipped5cent]

honestly im not a "fighter" type person..i only get pissed and flip tha script when i get hit in the face ya kno? like the adrenaline and shit.haha. but what i usually try to do is get the fucker on the ground, stick you leg behind his and throw his ass on the ground then kick rips face or wtfe you wanna do to him. honestly id be careful with kicks to the head cuz you could kill him or brain damage and i really doubt you wanna go to jail for murder? but hell ive kicked a person in the head before so i mean do what you will to fuck his world up. oh and good luck

[Azure]

Remember the ultimate pro-tip of real life- There's no such thing as a "fair" fight.

Just do WHATEVER the fuck you have to in order to win.

[VVeathers]

Remember the ultimate pro-tip of real life- There's no such thing as a "fair" fight.

Just do WHATEVER the fuck you have to in order to win.

THIS is the way forward.

[driveby]

Oh, my God. This is the gayest fucking thread I have ever read. This was the only good info on it.

Walk up to him, (Because he plans fights and is a bitch he will want to cuss you out and get nose to nose before hand) While he gets close. One hit knock out. Don't cock your punches back go straight forward and use tork from your lower body to build more force. When you pull your punch back before you throw it your acually losing speed and telegraphing alot.

[Azure]

Oh, my God. This is the gayest fucking thread I have ever read. This was the only good info on it.

Why, did you need a tutorial on how to punch properly?

On second thought, you probably did. What a stupid question.

[driveby]

In the old days, fighting was encouraged by parents, and educators alike to promote the occurrance of manhood. Fighting is so discouraged, and viewed as a taboo subject, that the lack of experience in it makes people think it requires extremely complicated skill, and method. It is really, really, really, really easy to fuck someone up. You will be shocked that your little fist could do such dammage, considering you have never used it in such a fashion. There is no reason to fight like a canadian faggot, just fight like a man. You will be suprised how powerfull your fists are. You are afraid to fistfight, since you don't believe your fists will cause any dammage.

And I find it very interesting how Azure views the subject... But I'm not suprised, based on his view of rap music.

[driveby]

Why, did you need a tutorial on how to punch properly?

On second thought, you probably did. What a stupid question.

What? I just came here because I saw your post, and wanted to flame you. Then, my computer froze, so I typed the first response, saved it, then came back an hour later. LOL, after you wrote what you wrote, you can't say shit me.

[Wizzle]

Remember that this isn't boxing, it's a fight.
There's no point trying to counter punch and block and all that shit. Try and break his nose and then wail on him.

And don't be afraid to headbutt and break fingers. Remember - Fight yes - Boxing no.

No Shit you fucking Dickhead, I'm giving him some Video Tips which May come in hand.

[driveby]

Why, did you need a tutorial on how to punch properly?

On second thought, you probably did. What a stupid question.

You idiot, how would I know if it was good info, if I didn't know how to punch someone?

[Azure]

In the old days, fighting was encouraged by parents, and educators alike to promote the occurrance of manhood. Fighting is so discouraged, and viewed as a taboo subject, that the lack of experience in it makes people think it requires extremely complicated skill, and method. It is really, really, really, really easy to fuck someone up. You will be shocked that your little fist could do such dammage, considering you have never used it in such a fashion. There is no reason to fight like a canadian faggot, just fight like a man. You will be suprised how powerfull your fists are. You are afraid to fistfight, since you don't believe your fists will cause any dammage.

And I find it very interesting how Azure views the subject... But I'm not suprised, based on his view of rap music.

Yes, because fist>knife/weapon. If someone's trying to harm you, there's nothing honorable about letting it happen.

In the real world, you do what needs to be done. Period.

[driveby]

We're talking about a fight here, not a canadian hells angel illuminati curb stomp. You dont use weapons in a preplanned fight.

[Azure]

We're talking about a fight here, not a canadian hells angel illuminati curb stomp. You dont use weapons in a preplanned fight.

I lol'd.

[heroinbob]

You should just let him throw the first punch so its self defense.

then punch him in the solarplex.. after that just punch him in the face .
when you punch move in with it, don't step back just keep moving closer and closer.

[Azure]

You should just let him throw the first punch so its self defense.

then punch him in the solarplex.. after that just punch him in the face .
when you punch move in with it, don't step back just keep moving closer and closer.

What if your opponent ends the fight in that single punch? Then what?

[heroinbob]

I should of said that better let him throw it block or move out of the way. if you dodge it or block it he will leave himself open that's when you strike.

[b00m]

I'm with Azure on this one. If you find yourself in a fair fight you planned it wrong.

Have a back up plan, most kids lie and will have their buddies jump in. Make sure you have friends with you. you might want bats or something. If anyone else steps in, have your boys let em have it.

Or if you really want to make sure know one fucks with you again. Get your friends together and beat the piss out of the kid and any of his friends.

As long as your scarier than the people your up against you shouldnt have a problem.

-b00m

[AdamSmokesCrack]

b00m presents a good thought.
If you're bigger than him he's probably going to have some friends save his ass if you start owning him. Get two guys with baseball bats to guard the fight. Anyone jumps in, they get the bat.

[M@X]

After you beat the kids ass, he might be a douche bag send his buddies to come beat you up so watch ur back.

[.it]

After you beat the kids ass, he might be a douche bag send his buddies to come beat you up so watch ur back.

thanks!




captain..obvious

[b00m]

Ok genious, If your going to kick the shit out of someone and they are a big enough bitch to after they get their ass kicked send people after you. Why don't you just beat the shit out of several of the people hes associated with. And stop them in there tracks ahead of time.

If they are more scared of you they arent going to do shit. So if you think the kid is a weasel, Youre going to have to be brutal so they dont want to mess with you. If you put 3 or 4 kids in the hospital guess what. Everybody is going to be scared and no one is going to do shit.

Thus - Problem Solved

-b00m

[Reptar]

Ok genious, If your going to kick the shit out of someone and they are a big enough bitch to after they get their ass kicked send people after you. Why don't you just beat the shit out of several of the people hes associated with. And stop them in there tracks ahead of time.

If they are more scared of you they arent going to do shit. So if you think the kid is a weasel, Youre going to have to be brutal so they dont want to mess with you. If you put 3 or 4 kids in the hospital guess what. Everybody is going to be scared and no one is going to do shit.

Thus - Problem Solved

-b00m

thank you, for your above average posts. +REP

[toker420]

educate yourself on fighting and battle by tried and true methods http://www.chinapage.com/sunzi-e.html

doesn't matter if he comes back with 20 peeps, don't be afraid to get your ass wipped.

as suntzu said it is best to be on your home turf where you know the surroundings and can know what to expect. when you are on the enemies ground he may have his boys ready to roll if you get the upperhand.

you need to have a few true road dawgs with you who aren't afraid to fight.

like I said don't be afraid of an ass woopin, it aint shit. I've been stabbed in the face beat with a baseball bat, broken ribs, I got battle scars. I'm still alive. It made me who i am.

If you've never been in a fight this will be great experience for you. if you can use his weight against him use the arm bar that the pigs use and take him down to the ground and start hittin him in the nose. You get a few hits in the nose dude is goin. don't be afraid of that doughboy he'll probably be winded before you.. if you can stick in there once hes startin to slow just go in for the knockout.

[driveby]

OK, if the fight gets unfair, gun anyone?

[Thelegendarylocke]

drive by why do you post 40 times per day? do you not have a life? Also everyone other than him, thanks for the tips. He is planning it on saturday, 2 days after finals. By the way he's a chink that plays too much video games and has a history with seizures. if that helps. I just think hes gonna have a seizure if I hit his faggot head too much. Now one of his midget asian friends thinks he can kick my ass lol. hes like half my weight and like 1 feet shorter than me.

So I should just keep hitting his eyes until it bleeds right? I also have some questions. is being taller a advantage or a disadgantage. Also does me being quicker on my feet than him have any advantage also?
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I also heard from totse a long time ago that clenching a rock in your hand makes your hits harder. Should I keep a rock in my pocket then when the fight starts should I clench it in my weak hand so I have a hard hit on both hands?

[Reptar]

drive by why do you post 40 times per day? do you not have a life? Also everyone other than him, thanks for the tips. He is planning it on saturday, 2 days after finals. By the way he's a chink that plays too much video games and has a history with seizures. if that helps. I just think hes gonna have a seizure if I hit his faggot head too much. Now one of his midget asian friends thinks he can kick my ass lol. hes like half my weight and like 1 feet shorter than me.

So I should just keep hitting his eyes until it bleeds right? I also have some questions. is being taller a advantage or a disadgantage. Also does me being quicker on my feet than him have any advantage also?
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I also heard from totse a long time ago that clenching a rock in your hand makes your hits harder. Should I keep a rock in my pocket then when the fight starts should I clench it in my weak hand so I have a hard hit on both hands?

thats called a fist filler, best use a longish piece of metal that fits in your hand nicely, and yes they do work.

[Jitsu6500]

Take lessons, you faggot.

I suggest BJJ.

[Actor]

Jack off and save the semen. Take it out during the fight, try and get some of it on him.

Roll up some quarters and hold the rolls in your hands

[Tokerface]

Get in his face and then headbutt/elbow.
This will open up a shitload punches you can use.

Dont bother with that karate kung fu shit like deflecting punches, just cover up and weave from straight punches and duck under hooks

[plutomic]

Ok.. Dont even try to make a plan. As soon as the fight starts, you're gonna forget your entire strategy and just start swinging... Just try not to let him get on top of you.

Just aim at his throat, if you aim at his throat, you will hit his chin...you hit his chin, he hits the ground.... Just don't be afraid to get hit... dont show you got hurt... even if he breaks your arm and busts your nose, get back up and keep fighting.. If you start losing , DONT say "i give up, stop"... Keep going, eventually he will tire out and you can dominate him.

A good tip is, yell.. Fucking yell as loud as you can right in his face, then hit him.. chances are he will be scared/ stunned...and thats when you hit him.

Chances are one of you will end up in a poorly executed headlock.. If this happens to you, bend down and grab him by the legs, and lift him up and onto his back..

If you somehow end up being choked from behind, just headbutt backwords..


If you win, and he says stop... don't stop. teach him a lesson. don't stop until he is dead, or someone stops you.

[Jeff The Hunter]

First thing first, take friends because he WILL. Now time to fight dirty... take a handful of sand or dirt before you are even remotely close to the fight. He will probably start talking smack and getting in your face before the fight begins as soon as he opens his mouth to talk shit, throw the dirt in his eyes and kick him in the nuts.;) Hit him in the head/neck/back until hes on the ground (won't take long after being hit in the balls) then just kick him till your bored. If his friends step in have your back up fight them (bring Bats,chains,knives, etc.) no one will start shit with any of you again. :smoking:

[Flatland]

Roundhouse kick to the face. He won't have any clue what the fuck just happened.

[DEADBEATDAD]

Cock your head and headbutt that faggot right in the colon.

Or kick him in the nuts. Street Fights have no rules.

[Anima Mundi]

Okay, now for some actual pointers. Have your body turned to the side to minimize the targets for your chest, ie his fists glance off it. Keep your chin tucked down, and for fucks sake don't open your mouth and keep your teeth together. You don't want your tongue bit in half, trust me on that. Always watch your opponent. When you throw a punch, bring it right back to a defensive position, or else you leave yourself open for a counter-attack. Kicks are usefull if you can do them, don't do Bruce Lee shit if you know you can't. Kick below the waist, and remember, no target is a cheap one. Have a backup weapon, don't use it unless you're going to either die, or they pull theirs. This can be pepper spray, a knife, a baton, or whatever you have, really. This is all probably pretty unimportant though, as I'm sure it will go down as any street fight does- two people who have no idea what they are doing, using rage to fuel their attacks, rigid bodies, and showing raw emotion. Be calculating. Cause him pain whenever you see the option. If you punch him in the face and he is stunned, take advantage of it and KEEP punching him in the face. Keep your arms up to guard yourself as best you can.

[MartialShot]

Rush, hit high, tackle low, ground and pound.

I dont know how to street fight, only ring fight?:confused:

[Purple Sprite]

Keep your hands above his at all times, hit him in the jaw and in the nose. Get the first punch and don't stop swinging. Don't throw hooks either, you'll lose power. Break his arm when he's down.

[BiggLJ]

You need advice to beat up some nerdy gook half your size? UGHHH

Seriously just fight. Don't bother with all these retarded strategies you're never gonna remember, half these fucks are making up shit they've never tried anyways.

[Thelegendarylocke]

You need advice to beat up some nerdy gook half your size? UGHHH

Seriously just fight. Don't bother with all these retarded strategies you're never gonna remember, half these fucks are making up shit they've never tried anyways.

actually he claims to have beat up many people. But he is still a nerd. Also I'm not really the type that gets into fights so all my friends aren't even interested in helping me fight(maybe one or two).

[Struwwelpeter]

Just take a hammer and whack him over the head a few times.

[Varagner]

well what thing ive got to say is whatever you do dont try kicks unless uve been really well trained cause they put you off balance and if the kid has good reflexes he will grab your foot or leg and ur pretty screwed once that happens.

Also if he gets in ur face before hand, use the top of your forehead and smash his nose with it, youll break his nose but it wont risk killing him cause the bone wont get pushed into the brain.

[BiggLJ]

Also if he gets in ur face before hand, use the top of your forehead and smash his nose with it, youll break his nose but it wont risk killing him cause the bone wont get pushed into the brain.

LMAO you're such a fucking dumbass. That nose bone into the brain shit is a myth. I don't know why the headbutt is so popular here, it's a shit move except in certain situations.

[Xenon]

In the old days, fighting was encouraged by parents, and educators alike to promote the occurrance of manhood. Fighting is so discouraged, and viewed as a taboo subject, that the lack of experience in it makes people think it requires extremely complicated skill, and method. It is really, really, really, really easy to fuck someone up. You will be shocked that your little fist could do such dammage, considering you have never used it in such a fashion. There is no reason to fight like a canadian faggot, just fight like a man. You will be suprised how powerfull your fists are. You are afraid to fistfight, since you don't believe your fists will cause any dammage.

And I find it very interesting how Azure views the subject... But I'm not suprised, based on his view of rap music.

Agreed, and if all else fails...

...chairs ftw.

(Yeah, I actually threw a chair at someone once.)

[Purple Sprite]

Agreed, and if all else fails...

...chairs ftw.

(Yeah, I actually threw a chair at someone once.)

Haha I melee'd a dude with a metal chair in highschool. It was heavy as hell and it was a one-armed swing, but it nailed the fucker right in the head and he was down bleeding. I got suspended for two weeks, which was basically just 2 weeks of mad smoking weed and playing videogames after my parents left for work each day.

[Steal]

Don't decide to be a moral!fag in the middle of the fight. Go for the face, in particular the eyes. Also, crotch-kicking.

Though what i'd do is make him go to the meet-up place, get somebody to distract him, and attack from behind. He'll probably be stunned for a few seconds, if you don't manage to take him down one-hit, so just beat on him. Like I said, don't be a moral!fag, do whatever it takes to 'win' the fight.

Though this is (apparently) common knowledge, I find that people seem to pussyfoot around a lot in fights.

[Captain Politik]

wow preparation does not win you street fights ( unless u got weapons) ANGER DOES!!! if your fucking angry adn go crazy BUT STILL fight smart you will kick his fucking ass considering how you got the perfect fighting body!!!

[EllisD]

Just use your reach to your advantage
if you ever saw tyson vs lennox lewis.
his reach owned that poor nigger.
Just use quick jabs and work on the same sides of the face.
also I heard the spot above the forehead is real vulnerable and can cause brain damage :) maybe that will knock the wigger shit out of him.

[nostrumfiend]

Just use your reach to your advantage
if you ever saw tyson vs lennox lewis.
his reach owned that poor nigger.
Just use quick jabs and work on the same sides of the face.
also I heard the spot above the forehead is real vulnerable and can cause brain damage :) maybe that will knock the wigger shit out of him.

The spot above the forehead is the hardest part of your skull so I don't know what you're talking about.

The nose bone to brain thing isn't a myth.

Headbutts hurt like hell especially if you hit his nose. I've never seen it in a real life street fight (maybe youtube or something).

If you see him swing and it's not a fake swipe across the air in front of you to move his hit. Then he will be completely defenseless to your other hand no matter which hand he used.

I don't think having a defensive arm position is going to do much as far as stopping hits as it will help you hit harder. As someone else said, don't pull back.

Edit: One of my friends (smallest and skinniest white kid I know) pushed this huge black dude down and stomped the shit out of him. Height means nothing really. Chances are if you are tall you have good reach but that leaves you vulnerable up close. It is also harder to get power behind your hits if your arms are longer. Just keep him at a distance and elbow if he gets close.

[BiggLJ]

Just use your reach to your advantage
if you ever saw tyson vs lennox lewis.
his reach owned that poor nigger.
Just use quick jabs and work on the same sides of the face.
also I heard the spot above the forehead is real vulnerable and can cause brain damage :) maybe that will knock the wigger shit out of him.

It's a fight not a boxing match. He's not gonna win on points, so all that sit back and jab shit is useless.

The nose bone to brain thing isn't a myth.

Yeah, it is. The nose is made primarily of cartilage. Even if it was made of bone, it wouldn't be long enough to hit the brain.

[Intoxicated Shaman]

That kid sounds like a bitch, just beat his ass. You got size advantage and strength advantage from what you just said. Shouldn't be a problem at all.

[plutomic]

i forgot the biggest tip of all..

if you lose, sue him. then you win.

Just so you know, if he planned it, then he is scared. I guarantee he is fucking doing the same shit as you... he is trying to get pointers..Just fuck it.. go up to him in the hallway and knock his ass out, then say "i decided to come early because i had something else to do".. :)

[EllisD]

the part of the head above the forhead might be the hardest, but the most vulnerable because that is where most of the cognitive functions occur in the brain, but I dont suggest beating on that, unless u want to get sued, could cause some series problems with them.

[nostrumfiend]

the part of the head above the forhead might be the hardest, but the most vulnerable because that is where most of the cognitive functions occur in the brain, but I dont suggest beating on that, unless u want to get sued, could cause some series problems with them.

Hit him in the side of the head if you wanna cause brain damage.

[NamelessNom4d]

(I did not read this thread btw)

Okay, this sounds like a similar issue I was faced with earlier, and it ended up being fucking retarded. It sounds like the kid is a wigger faggot, right? Chances are he has absolutely no endurance. Just fuck with him the whole time until he gets out of breath, then fucking NAIL HIM. Pound him into the ground once he gets tired, and leave him broken in the mud. Fuck wiggers.

The situation I was in was this dumbass wigger wanted to fight me, and I used to wrestle, and even though I'm out of shape, I have decent endurance and I can take a hit. You'd have to actually break something on me to really hurt me. Anyway, this wigger "planned" a fight with me, and he made up all these "ground rules" or some shit, I wasn't paying attention. Anyway, we got to fighting, and it turned into a pussy boxing match. He couldn't hit very hard and I really just blocked most of his punches. We hit eachother a few times and I mostly just fucked with him. I got one good shot in for the lulz and busted his lip, and I let my guard down and let him hit me in the nose (busted a blood vessel but it wasn't full on bleeding). I kind just kept fucking with him by saying how good those hits felt, really freaking him out. Eventually he just got tired and doubled over and caught his breath. We were still supposed to be fighting, and I kinda felt bad for him since he failed so hard, and decided to be a moralfag and let him go.

BIG MISTAKE. The next day, he tells eveyone that he kicked my ass when he clearly didn't, and made a huge deal about everything when it was really just completely retarded. This INFURIATED me :mad:. So yeah, lesson learned: never let a wigger go. If you have the chance, beat wiggers into a bloody pulp because they are incapable of learning anything. I had the perfect opportunity to kick that fucker in the face and I didn't take it.

[theshadowfax]

Basically he sounds like a faggot who is really too scared to do anything.

So heres what you do. Learn endurance. Learn to take a hit. You have to learn to literally roll with a punch. If youre already moving back from a punch when it lands, most of its momentum and force is invalidated.

More importantly though, as some others have said in here, you have to be absolutely brutal. In fact, act as psychotic as possible. Nobody wants to fuck with somebody who honestly isnt afraid of being hurt. If you come back from a few of his punches, laughing at him, maybe even coughing up some blood on him and going right back at him, hes either going to back the fuck away, or hes going to try to come at you harder, in which case hell expend a lot of energy.

Do what Rocky does, without the boxing faggotry. Wear him down. Take the punches and roll with them, then come back and knock him on his ass when hes hardly able to swing anymore.

[blacklisted8]

go for the side of the head or jaw the more you can make someones head shake the better chance you have of a "KO"

[Purple Sprite]

So heres what you do. Learn endurance. Learn to take a hit. You have to learn to literally roll with a punch. If youre already moving back from a punch when it lands, most of its momentum and force is invalidated.

Actually, you want to do the exact opposite of this. You want to lean into the punch. Everyone has that gut instinct to draw away from a blow, but the further he is into the swing, the more power and momentum he'll have in the punch. You want to duck into the punch, don't let him build up any speed. Keep your chin down and hit him consistently. Ideally, the adrenaline and fury will send you into a berzerker rage state, just keep punching him in the face and don't stop until you're pulled off. The jaw, chin, nose, and temple/ears are all great places to target, but you'll have gross muscle movements and won't be able to aim at exact points, just general areas. Remember to clench your jaw and keep your head low.

More importantly though, as some others have said in here, you have to be absolutely brutal. In fact, act as psychotic as possible. Nobody wants to fuck with somebody who honestly isnt afraid of being hurt.

This.

Do what Rocky does, without the boxing faggotry. Wear him down. Take the punches and roll with them, then come back and knock him on his ass when hes hardly able to swing anymore.

Unless you're a very experienced boxer, this isn't going to end well for you. Don't worry about wearing him down, that'll happen on it's own. Concentrate on what you are doing to him.

[uknowme]

Ok, walk up to him kick him in the nuts, when he's bent over start driving knees into his face, elbow the back of the head he'll be down before he gets a chance to swing at you

[Purple Sprite]

Haha and put your thumbs in his eyes while he's down.

[theshadowfax]

Actually, you want to do the exact opposite of this. You want to lean into the punch. Everyone has that gut instinct to draw away from a blow, but the further he is into the swing, the more power and momentum he'll have in the punch. You want to duck into the punch, don't let him build up any speed. Keep your chin down and hit him consistently. Ideally, the adrenaline and fury will send you into a berzerker rage state, just keep punching him in the face and don't stop until you're pulled off. The jaw, chin, nose, and temple/ears are all great places to target, but you'll have gross muscle movements and won't be able to aim at exact points, just general areas. Remember to clench your jaw and keep your head low.


Im not sure about you but I have tried rolling with punches and Ive found it to be effective. Yes the other person builds more momentum the farther into their swing they are, but that momentum is wasted and their balance is disrupted when their target is already in motion, moving back from them. Definitely agree though, dont let him build speed and get many consecutive hits on you.

To be honest though TLL, if youre actually doing all this, I would consider buying some sap gloves with the ball bearings in them, or at least using a fist filler. Despite what you may come to think from these guys posting in here or from movies or whatever, punching somebody in the face multiple times is not that good of a practice, you can seriously fuck up your hands if youre not careful. Well, skip that, hit somebody hard enough repeatedly in the face youll fuck up your hands anyways.

If you get some sap gloves those will almost assuredly put him down quickly without you having some dislocated/broken knuckles or fingers. Actually they may do a bit too much damage unless you have every intent to send him to the hospital with some very expensive procedures in line.

[The General]

I've seen and been in alot of fights myself and the best thing to do is to keep it clean but if the other kid isn't and is beating you, use any martial arts or other experience you have on him. I was getting my ass handed to me by this black kid once and I just grabbed his dreads and pulled his head down and kneed him in the face, that ended the fight there. This tiny little chink kid got in a fight at school with one of the football linemen and the kid was killing the chink and the chink just started throwing his arms everywhere literaly like a mosh pit fight but full force all over this kids body and eventually the linemen got hit so many times in the body he started blocking low and the chink punched him right between the eyes and it took him out. There are many different things to do it just depends on what is happend during the fight.

[plutomic]

so.... did the fight happen yet?

[toker420]

so.... did the fight happen yet?

yes, from what i heard he got beaten and anally raped by a fatboy

[unstableasatable]

straight for the head, nothing else,
if you want nothing noticable, you gota take im down first shot, so try for the head, backfist temples is my best. get the power rom your hips.
(the power from a punch is made of 30% mucle 70% pull back with other arm)

[plutomic]

straight for the head, nothing else,
if you want nothing noticable, you gota take im down first shot, so try for the head, backfist temples is my best. get the power rom your hips.
(the power from a punch is made of 30% mucle 70% pull back with other arm)

basically he is saying punch with your hips. Put your entire body wait behind each punch..

[nostrumfiend]

don't use sap gloves or ANY weapon or anything like one

moving away from a hit will fuck up YOUR balance more than his and you still risk getting the shit knocked out of you. Don't do it. Block or dodge if you can. If you can't, so what, hit him back harder.