Fish
03-16-2008, 08:20 AM
Having horses and carriages at a wedding sounds romantic, doesn't it? I'll never quite understand what it is about horses and carriages and their various permutations that's supposed to make an event more romantic, magical, or official, but whatever. Here's the math:
2 Horses + Carriage = Romantic
2 Horses + Carriage + Wedding = SUPER Romantic.
However, there is an ambiguously defined variable, which is "Horse." And by ambiguously defined, I mean that Horses come in two different genders (called stallions(M) and mares(F)), and which one you pick can, apparently, matter. A lot. Here's the math:
(2 Mares + Carriage) + Wedding = Romantic
(2 Mares + Carriage + Wedding) + Nearby Stallion = ?????
Of course, we all know what those question marks really stand for. Horse Cock kicking, of course. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d7_1201099732)
2 Horses + Carriage = Romantic
2 Horses + Carriage + Wedding = SUPER Romantic.
However, there is an ambiguously defined variable, which is "Horse." And by ambiguously defined, I mean that Horses come in two different genders (called stallions(M) and mares(F)), and which one you pick can, apparently, matter. A lot. Here's the math:
(2 Mares + Carriage) + Wedding = Romantic
(2 Mares + Carriage + Wedding) + Nearby Stallion = ?????
Of course, we all know what those question marks really stand for. Horse Cock kicking, of course. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d7_1201099732)