Dude tries to rape a racoon and gets his dick bit off

[toker420]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
:facepalm:

[The Duke]

When your source is The Sun, it's kind of iffy whether it's true or not, but I wouldn't be surprised either way.

[SleepyGorillaMuseum]

owned