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agajadi
07-28-2009, 06:00 AM
it is actually suprisingly common. within a few years i think it will be out of the closet and will become an acceptable part of society.

blaze2
07-28-2009, 06:01 AM
when i was a wee lad still in pull ups, late at night i'd find my dog sleeping somewhere, i'd wake him up by stuffing my bare-ass in his face. he'd lick my up and down between my buttcheeks. it felt so good

Please insert username
07-28-2009, 09:23 AM
i dont own a dog

Raoul
07-28-2009, 09:25 AM
Wat

Erorr
07-28-2009, 09:32 AM
I noticed a large amount of this shit getting uploaded to sites like tube8/redtube/motherless


and it made me realize that its gotta be extremely common. If i were a girl i wouldnt mind free head from a dog. Especially since it'd probly be better than a guy doing it

Erorr
07-28-2009, 09:48 AM
^With a mouth that's about ten times dirtier.

Still hawt.

I thought there mouths are cleaner due to blah blah blah insert fact out of my ass..

Unwyred
07-28-2009, 10:18 AM
it is actually suprisingly common. within a few years i think it will be out of the closet and will become an acceptable part of society.

Seriously.... What the fucking fuck is wrong with you?

CotDeath
07-28-2009, 10:34 AM
And they lick their assholes too. Animals, that is.

I would if I could.

Cir
07-28-2009, 01:36 PM
My 12 year old daughter hangs out with Harry, our beagle cross, behind closed bedroom doors a lot. I can kinda guess what's happening back there. At least I don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

Dfg
07-28-2009, 01:43 PM
My 12 year old daughter hangs out with Harry, our beagle cross, behind closed bedroom doors a lot. I can kinda guess what's happening back there. At least I don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

fap fap fap

kfc v lot
07-28-2009, 01:44 PM
My 12 year old daughter hangs out with Harry, our beagle cross, behind closed bedroom doors a lot. I can kinda guess what's happening back there. At least I don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

Thats what you think ;)
http://www.hyrumark.com/images/dogman_complete.jpg

Fuck the FBI
07-28-2009, 01:48 PM
Thats what you think ;)
http://www.hyrumark.com/images/dogman_complete.jpg

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/smilies/totse/eek.gif

LSA King
07-28-2009, 02:38 PM
Beastality +1 :thumbsup:

Cir
07-28-2009, 02:41 PM
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1504/dogaffidavit1.gif
Can't be fucked to transcribe it all.

Young Meth
07-28-2009, 04:34 PM
My 12 year old daughter hangs out with Harry, our beagle cross, behind closed bedroom doors a lot. I can kinda guess what's happening back there. At least I don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

it's fucking true.

Mutant Funk Drink
07-28-2009, 04:40 PM
I have also suspected that female bestial activity is more common than most think. I also think that in conjunction to girls having dogs lick their pussies, that any girl that's obsessed with horses and/or owns a horse has sucked off or fucked the horse at least once.

Girls are so obsessed over animals, I would not be surprised in the least.

Σnigma
07-28-2009, 04:43 PM
My 12 year old daughter hangs out with Harry, our beagle cross, behind closed bedroom doors a lot. I can kinda guess what's happening back there. At least I don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

Vid plz.

agajadi
07-28-2009, 11:45 PM
Seriously.... What the fucking fuck is wrong with you?

are you close-minded or what?

you ar like some uptight victorian era stooge

Helladamnleet
07-28-2009, 11:54 PM
http://media.photobucket.com/image/inbred%20woman/powercatpurple/mystuff/manginos_daughter_and_snyders_son.jpg I bet she looks something like this if she is your sister, girlfriend, AND mother.....

Raptor Ribs
07-28-2009, 11:57 PM
If I had a pussy I would probably let my dog lick it.

I've never done anything with an animal though.

Powdered Toast Man please
07-29-2009, 12:11 AM
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Powdered Toast Man please
07-29-2009, 12:15 AM
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Σnigma
07-29-2009, 12:21 AM
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Illegal Immigrant
07-29-2009, 12:39 AM
i licked a girls asshole once.


just thought id throw that in there.

Silverfuck
07-29-2009, 01:27 AM
Every time I see 'mother' and 'lick' in the same sentence, I can only think of Old Greg.

Raptor Ribs
07-29-2009, 01:29 AM
Every time I see 'mother' and 'lick' in the same sentence, I can only think of Old Greg.

Sure, avoid admitting your sexual experiences with dogs.;)

Silverfuck
07-29-2009, 01:35 AM
Sure, avoid admitting your sexual experiences with dogs.;)

FYI, its partially your fault.

I can't do things like post tits and tell dirty stories any more without wondering if I'm going to have to hear about it IRL someday, haha.

Miaow
07-29-2009, 01:38 AM
Every time I see 'mother' and 'lick' in the same sentence, I can only think of Old Greg.

You want some Baileys?

Silverfuck
07-29-2009, 01:44 AM
You want some Baileys?

Only if you take me to a club where people wee on each other.

Raptor Ribs
07-29-2009, 01:47 AM
FYI, its partially your fault.

I can't do things like post tits and tell dirty stories any more without wondering if I'm going to have to hear about it IRL someday, haha.

Hey, thats a 2 way street babe. As it stands you've got a lot more shit on me, then I do on you. So you should post tits just to make us square. ;)

And what happens on zoklet, stays on zoklet :mad:

Seriously though, its only a few more weeks eh. This summer flew by.

Silverfuck
07-29-2009, 01:50 AM
Seriously though, its only a few more weeks eh. This summer flew by.

I know, right? And one of my housemates is an Italian, so that's one racial slur I'm not allowed to make any more :(.

Raptor Ribs
07-29-2009, 01:55 AM
I know, right? And one of my housemates is an Italian, so that's one racial slur I'm not allowed to make any more :(.

I'm Italian :mad::mad: And what racial slur are you referring to? Wop? I'll wop you! :p

How did you find out who your roommates are?

Silverfuck
07-29-2009, 02:03 AM
I'm Italian :mad::mad: And what racial slur are you referring to? Wop? I'll wop you! :p

How did you find out who your roommates are?

Ah, you fuckers are everywhere :p.

I joined a group on facebook. Search for Village 09-10, there's about a million posts to comb through. Some of the guys from next door added me as friends too, and they're utter knobs.

Raptor Ribs
07-29-2009, 02:06 AM
Ah, you fuckers are everywhere :p.

I joined a group on facebook. Search for Village 09-10, there's about a million posts to comb through. Some of the guys from next door added me as friends too, and they're utter knobs.

If you had me on facebook you would understand how that wouldn't give a good first impression at all lol. (I don't really use facebook, so I don't have many friends, and my DP is a picture of jesus, and for interests I put "exterminate all the white people in Toronto" except in german).

Come to think of it maybe I should edit some of that.

Raptor Ribs
07-29-2009, 02:22 AM
Ok, so is it more gross if a chick gets fucked by a dog, or licked?

Umm, conventionally I think they're both pretty frowned upon. But fucking would probably be considered a bit worse.

Raptor Ribs
07-29-2009, 02:26 AM
I don't mean, like, which is more frowned upon by society, but assuming there's two super hot twins, one fucked a dog, one got licked by a dog, which would you prefer to have sex with, if you had to choose?

lol. it wouldn't make much difference to me. Actually it would make no difference to me.

Ed Lister
07-29-2009, 02:28 AM
My friend in junior high had this dog that he was incredibly attached to and used to sleep with it. Once he hinted at fucking it and dry humped it in front of me. I'm pretty sure he would of done something sexual with it at one point. This kid had photos of Hitler on his wall that he would salute mind you...

Raptor Ribs
07-29-2009, 02:31 AM
This kid had photos of Hitler on his wall that he would salute mind you...

LOL