Hey smart ass, answer this. [Archive]

sandmtnwant2chem

07-31-2009, 04:57 AM

For 24 months,I read all the smart ass, [i am better than you] because i am a no getting pussy,face in book, Ass in class, learning the proper structure,composition and processes that take place in chemistry. That when some one ask a question,you people try your fucking best to make them look dumb.[yea i no wha,wha] So here is my proposal. Same exact amount of chems. Every-time but about every 6th or 10th no cretin time, it comes out like some kind of bullshit ,and to my knowledge I am not doing anything different,or at least not that i am aware of????So what gives. School of hard knocks.

Cytosine

07-31-2009, 04:59 AM

Wow, I think OP just blew my mind.

CrazyJoe

07-31-2009, 05:00 AM

OP, What the fuck are you babbling about?

Uriah Heep

07-31-2009, 05:12 AM

For 24 months,I read all the smart ass, [i am better than you] because i am a no getting pussy,face in book, Ass in class, learning the proper structure,composition and processes that take place in chemistry. That when some one ask a question,you people try your fucking best to make them look dumb.[yea i no wha,wha] So here is my proposal. Same exact amount of chems. Every-time but about every 6th or 10th no cretin time, it comes out like some kind of bullshit ,and to my knowledge I am not doing anything different,or at least not that i am aware of????So what gives. School of hard knocks.

Does not compute :confused:

Treefingers.s

07-31-2009, 05:16 AM

For 24 months,I read all the smart ass, [i am better than you] because i am a no getting pussy,face in book, Ass in class, learning the proper structure,composition and processes that take place in chemistry. That when some one ask a question,you people try your fucking best to make them look dumb.[yea i no wha,wha] So here is my proposal. Same exact amount of chems. Every-time but about every 6th or 10th no cretin time, it comes out like some kind of bullshit ,and to my knowledge I am not doing anything different,or at least not that i am aware of????So what gives. School of hard knocks.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kgcb3rse (http://goatse.fr/)

:p

Fractals

07-31-2009, 05:17 AM

uh, what?

Other Side of the Pillow

07-31-2009, 05:18 AM

lol wut

Hydroponichronic

07-31-2009, 05:18 AM

For 24 months,I read all the smart ass, [i am better than you] because i am a no getting pussy,face in book, Ass in class, learning the proper structure,composition and processes that take place in chemistry. That when some one ask a question,you people try your fucking best to make them look dumb.[yea i no wha,wha] So here is my proposal. Same exact amount of chems. Every-time but about every 6th or 10th no cretin time, it comes out like some kind of bullshit ,and to my knowledge I am not doing anything different,or at least not that i am aware of????So what gives. School of hard knocks.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/Lol_wut_completely.jpg

MOA

07-31-2009, 05:20 AM

http://labellanoire.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/what-the-fuck-cat.jpg

nshanin

07-31-2009, 05:25 AM

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/153/small/lolwutermelon.jpg

Fox Paws

07-31-2009, 05:31 AM

:lapastada:

Chris

07-31-2009, 05:42 AM

the answer is 37

IcarusTheFool

07-31-2009, 05:42 AM

Um.....Stay in school kids. :thumbsup:

IcarusTheFool

07-31-2009, 05:43 AM

the answer is 37

Actually it's 42.

MOA

07-31-2009, 05:45 AM

http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/DSCF0697.jpg

TripleDot

07-31-2009, 05:45 AM

Don't not do drugs?

Metafire

07-31-2009, 05:49 AM

You lost me at sandmtn. So Wut?

Helladamnleet

07-31-2009, 05:50 AM

From what I can tell what he meant to say is "With the same amount of chemicals every time, with no change to my process, for some reason the results come out to be complete garbage at random times. Why is this?"

Azure

07-31-2009, 05:51 AM

I fucking lol'd hard.

TripleDot

07-31-2009, 05:52 AM

From what I can tell what he meant to say is "With the same amount of chemicals every time, with no change to my process, for some reason the results come out to be complete garbage at random times. Why is this?"My roomate just translated exactly that. And to the OP, how the fuck are we supposed to answer that question, with no idea as to the chemicals or processes involved?

Chris

07-31-2009, 05:52 AM

Actually it's 42.

nope if you add the sums of the letters of the words, in the first 2 sentences then multiply your answer by 21 then fine the square root of that answer then integrate that with the position of the starts in the northern sky you will end up with 37.

MMATitan

07-31-2009, 05:54 AM

bahahahahha

IcarusTheFool

07-31-2009, 05:59 AM

nope if you add the sums of the letters of the words, in the first 2 sentences then multiply your answer by 21 then fine the square root of that answer then integrate that with the position of the starts in the northern sky you will end up with 37.

:facepalm:

http://opereamipapa.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/42.jpg

Azure

07-31-2009, 06:02 AM

I hate when people quote stupid movies.

Chris

07-31-2009, 06:08 AM

:facepalm:

http://opereamipapa.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/42.jpg

:facepalm:
yes i got the joke but i did not care for the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, go for originality.

Herpy Derpy

07-31-2009, 06:11 AM

I hate when people quote stupid movies.

It's a fucking book. An amazing book at that. Book > movie.

TripleDot

07-31-2009, 06:14 AM

It's a fucking book. An amazing book at that. Book > movie.
True that. A movie could NEVER even hope to do that book justice. The original televised broadcasts were pretty decent though.

Chris

07-31-2009, 06:14 AM

It's a fucking book. An amazing book at that. Book > movie.

books are always much better then their movies, the only people who would argue that are people who cant sit down and read a book.

IcarusTheFool

07-31-2009, 06:18 AM

I hate when people quote stupid movies.

I never even saw "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy", I just know about the 42 thing. Kinda like I know "Rosebud" was just the name of his sled. I don't know anything else about that movie, not even its name.

TripleDot

07-31-2009, 06:19 AM

books are always much better then their movies, the only people who would argue that are people who cant sit down and read a book.QFT. This is why I never want to see The Golden Compass, after reading the book I have a feeling the story would be ruined by the big screen.

Herpy Derpy

07-31-2009, 06:20 AM

QFT. This is why I never want to see The Golden Compass, after reading the book I have a feeling the story would be ruined by the big screen.

It was, but oit was pretty awesome when the the king bear's jaw got knocked off.

TripleDot

07-31-2009, 06:26 AM

It was, but oit was pretty awesome when the the king bear's jaw got knocked off.
Iofur Raknison, I think his name was. Woop woop, google confirms me as right.

nshanin

07-31-2009, 06:42 AM

*takes back thread from the hijackers*

Where were we? Oh yeah, you're stupid, OP.

Fractals

07-31-2009, 06:47 AM

It's a fucking book. An amazing book at that. Book > movie.

This. :thumbsup: (Edit: Also, I just reread the book last week and thought Ford Prefect sounded familiar)

*takes back thread from the hijackers*

Where were we? Oh yeah, you're stupid, OP.

Thanks for ruining the thread :mad:

OP: If your chem skills are anything like your English skills, maybe you just shouldn't be doing chemistry?

PukeRat

07-31-2009, 10:05 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kgcb3rse (http://goatse.fr/)

:p
why are u such a fag? i mean people who post that stupid shit i really think are gay as hell and are fappin to that shit. I am sorry that i don't understand your faggotry, but i don't think u should try and convert people to being fags. It really doesn't work. You are either a fag or not. so if that's what u like good for u and u sir can go fuck yourself. Which u would if u could :rant: :rant:

Treefingers.s

07-31-2009, 10:09 AM

me no speak engrush

You're the dumbass who clicked it.

HAS

07-31-2009, 10:15 AM

This fellow over here in the yellow shirt, Macaca or whatever his name is, he's with my opponent. He's following us around everywhere and it's just great! We're going to places all over Virginia and he's having it on film. And it's great to have you here because you show it to your opponent and he's never been here and will probably never come.

Lets gives a welcome to Macaca here. Welcome America and the real world of Virginia.

Dr Gonzo

07-31-2009, 10:21 AM

Even your fucking username is incomprehensible.

Crashwangdoodle

07-31-2009, 10:36 AM

Que Pasa?

fcknut

07-31-2009, 10:59 AM

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/da/Lol_twat.jpg/108px-Lol_twat.jpg

But seriously, I see this as the chain of events:

Question is asked

OP asked to do his own research

OP pointed to several specific areas and texts they could use to do said research

OP does no research

OP comes and whinges about "elitism"

Hydroponichronic

07-31-2009, 11:02 AM

*takes back thread from the hijackers*

Where were we? Oh yeah, you're stupid, OP.

LOL, this.

Oh, and for anybody who's wondering, I do, in fact, have a nearly infinite selection of lolwut variants that allow me to respond humorously to any number of stupid posts. :D

Tybalt

08-04-2009, 10:47 AM

And this kids, is why we don't do crack.

InspiredByMe

08-05-2009, 12:29 AM

OP if you want to be smart like us you should drink some glacial CH3COOH, really kicks in and stimulates the brain cells.

:MAD:ijuana

08-05-2009, 12:34 AM

This thread makes no sense:facepalm::confused:

nshanin

08-05-2009, 02:21 AM

OP if you want to be smart like us you should drink some glacial CH3COOH, really kicks in and stimulates the brain cells.

My GAA burn filled up with fluid and it just popped today. :) It's like I'm shedding my old skin.

stateofhack

08-08-2009, 12:11 AM

WTF is this shit, i am gone for a few weeks...OP please go drink some CCL4.