I feel like I've been punched in the Uterus

[birdy]

God damn period pain!

I needs me some Oxy.

:p

[Feed_on_abortions]

That's what you get for being a woman.

[Carbonbased]

You know that orgasms, specifically deep ones that fully cause uterine contractions can help to alleviate the discomfort of menstrual cramps by flexing and then relaxing the muscles lining the uterus. So pull out the old jackrabbit and hit it, also post pix.

Or stop whining, ever been kicked in the genitals? No because yours are internal:(

[dreiman]

Feel better soon?

[birdy]

You know that orgasms, specifically deep ones that fully cause uterine contractions can help to alleviate the discomfort of menstrual cramps by flexing and then relaxing the muscles lining the uterus. So pull out the old jackrabbit and hit it, also post pix.

Or stop whining, ever been kicked in the genitals? No because yours are internal:(

That's what you get for having your genetalia on the outside, easy target.

[Feed_on_abortions]

That's what you get for having your genetalia on the outside, easy target.

Yeah but we don't constantly get hit in the balls once a month, every month, for 5 days straight.

[birdy]

Yeah but we don't get hit in hit constantly in the balls once a month, every month, for 5 days straight.

Exactly, so all men should stop there whining. :)

[Feed_on_abortions]

Exactly, so all men should stop there whining. :)
But when we do get hit, the pain is quite powerful. It is unlike anything I've ever felt, and I've gotten injured plenty of times.

[birdy]

But when we do get hit, the pain is quite powerful. It is unlike anything I've ever felt, and I've gotten injured plenty of times.

But you lived, so it's all good.

[Carbonbased]

Hay i posed my suggestion for alleviating some discomfort and the second part was a joke.

Now lets see some pix. (not joke)

[pill popper]

God damn period pain!

I needs me some Oxy.

:p

http://bbs.zoklet.net/picture.php?albumid=37&pictureid=96

no oxy but got weed. now if i could figure out a way to over night it to you without getting busted :confused:

[Metaphysicist]

You know why women get PMS?

Because they deserve it!

You know why it's called PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Ok, now seriously: OP: That's not enough content for a thread. Please don't make another like it.

[birdy]

Yes sir.

[Method of Madness]

Vicodin..?

[LSA King]

God damn period pain!

I needs me some Oxy.

:p



*hands Birdy some 80's*


I need to get high again tonight.

[Carbonbased]

You know why women get PMS?

Because they deserve it!

You know why it's called PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Ok, now seriously: OP: That's not enough content for a thread. Please don't make another like it.

O please Meta, give me a break, we at !Z can take a painful vagina and run with it for probably about 30 posts or mas!:cool:

I think you meant to say...
OP: That's not enough content for a thread. Please don't make another like it. With out pix.:biggrin: Fixed

[Mr.Happy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/ripvanwallace/FalconPunch.gif

You should save hyperbole for when you really need it.

[Cooking with Zyklon B]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/ripvanwallace/FalconPunch.gif

You should save hyperbole for when you really need it.

This is the man that delivers!

[LSA King]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/ripvanwallace/FalconPunch.gif

You should save hyperbole for when you really need it.




Dude I saw this on comegetyousome.com fight videos a couple months ago. The full video is fucking hilarious.

[Mr.Happy]

Dude I saw this on comegetyousome.com fight videos a couple months ago. The full video is fucking hilarious.

Yeah, it's everywhere. The chick stays down for at least 30 seconds. Gotta hurt.

[Drefetr]

You won't need to worry about period pain if you go and get yourself pregnant.

[Sir Cornwell]

Things are getting pretty hairy down there then are they?

[The English Gentleman]

This is not live journal, tell some other forum who cares that you have a nasty smelly twat.

[reallystupidstuff]

women cant do drugs, it interferes with the cooking and cleaning

[azalie]

Chocolate + heatpack, stat. Unless you've got appendicitis and you don't know it yet, in which case the heatpack isn't advised loL.

[Slapshot]

women cant do drugs, it interferes with the cooking and cleaningQFT

[Carbonbased]

women cant do drugs, it interferes with the cooking and cleaning

Unless its speed, my floors have never been so clean!:D (neither have he ceilings or the between the walls for that matter)