Have you ever...

[SlowBurn]

...farted, then bent over to pick something up and slam your face directly into it? I just did. It was beer/liquor farts too, very wet and humid.

Ugh.

[Cathy McGee]

mmm tastey

[Jojoman]

I guess, usually my flatullants are so rank I do like an epic area of effect world of warcraft spell that crits you for life so it doesn't matter if I bend down or not.

[zuperxtreme]

HB is a few forums down ...

[SlowBurn]

Lol.

TIP: Never EVER wear overalls after a long night of drinking. It's a trap, there is nowhere for the stank to go except straight into your face. It lingers and suffocates you for a solid half hour. Sickening.

[Jojoman]

Lol.

TIP: Never EVER wear overalls after a long night of drinking. It's a trap, there is nowhere for the stank to go except straight into your face. It lingers and suffocates you for a solid half hour. Sickening.

Well, the cats out of the bag, you wear overalls, faggot.

Fuck you

[Cliche Guevara]

Lol.

TIP: Never EVER wear overalls after a long night of drinking. It's a trap, there is nowhere for the stank to go except straight into your face. It lingers and suffocates you for a solid half hour. Sickening.

ahyuk hyuk.

[SlowBurn]

Eh, fuck you too. I wear overalls to work sometimes.

[mxs]

Eh, fuck you too. I wear overalls to work sometimes.

Unless you are a construction worker, you're still a faggot for wearing them to work

[SlowBurn]

Actually I am. And landscaping.

[Jojoman]

Haha aight I thought you just straight wore overalls all the time.

Everyone I ever knew in school who wore overalls, I hated soo bad.

[MunkeyQ]

Haha, humid! Never heard a fart referred to as that before, fucking brilliant. I'm remembering that.

[Jojoman]

Haha, humid! Never heard a fart referred to as that before, fucking brilliant. I'm remembering that.

You haven't gotten a decent humid fart in your face until you pay a black hooker for one.

nigger

[Haddock]

You make me sick.

[bang]

I am reading this in class and I. burst out laghuing. everyone thinks I am weird

[brotherinarms]

A prime example of "shit happens"

[mxs]

Actually I am. And landscaping.

Then that's ok

[Vizier]

I thought this thread was about the Credence song. Fail.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

No I've never.

[danmega]

ever fart while sitting in the shower while sitting?


dont

[SlowBurn]

That made little sense.

You sit in the shower?

[LSA King]

Those are always the times where I feel like I almost shit myself because while your bent over your ass checks are spread. You lose more control over what comes out when your bent over and its gaping hole wide open.

[danmega]

That made little sense.

You sit in the shower?

well i cant fap standing up...

[Slave of the Beast]

well i cant fap standing up...

Either:

a) You're a wheelchair-bound cripple.

b) Your penis is 22" when erect, but you and your soldier can't stand to attention at the same time because of blood pressure issues.

[Lao Tzu]

asdf

[Lao Tzu]

lol hey I'm postin in the trashcan

[dontcallmeinsane]

I don't wear overalls and/or fart, then bend over.

[kelsokid18]

WTF is this fucking nonsense about?!

[5024L]

Nope