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Legend
08-08-2009, 04:35 PM
I carry mine in my left front pocket with things I won't be drawing often like keys or a compact flashlight. I keep things like my cell phone, pocket knife, and pen in my right pocket for easy access. I find back pocket carry of a wallet uncomfortable when sitting, easy to lose (not just accidentally), and sensitive contents are likely to be damaged.

Skater14
08-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Normally I don't carry my wallet unless I'm going to be pulling out cash all day, for example Six Flags or Disneyland or something.

If I'm just going to a movie, I'll carry the cash in my pocket.

Cash in the front right, cell phone in the front left.

Mantikore
08-08-2009, 04:39 PM
usually, in the right pocket, along with my flashlight and loose change. phone goes in left pocket.

one of my jeans has tight pockets, so i stick the wallet in the right ass pocket. its tight enough for it not to fall out

BaconPie
08-08-2009, 04:44 PM
Front left pocket with my keys. My phone goes in my right. I carry all three everywhere I go.

Also, what the fuck are those little pockets for on jeans? Condoms?

Legend
08-08-2009, 05:29 PM
Front left pocket with my keys. My phone goes in my right. I carry all three everywhere I go.

Also, what the fuck are those little pockets for on jeans? Condoms?

The pockets-in-pockets are often called coin pockets. I can fit a small cell phone into mine.

Kow
08-08-2009, 05:31 PM
Front right pocket with my school badge and keys. Front left pocket has my phone and writing utensils.

:MAD:ijuana
08-08-2009, 05:31 PM
Back left pocket

Player 1
08-08-2009, 05:32 PM
i use a clip that can fit into my change pocket

Mullen
08-08-2009, 05:34 PM
Back right pocket.

I kept it there on an overnight trip to Florida once.. my right ass cheek hurt for a week.

Cliche Guevara
08-08-2009, 05:37 PM
I knew there would be a whole bunch of front pocket wallet holding societal rejects before I even pressed vote.

skinny love
08-08-2009, 05:37 PM
back right pocket also. you get used to it after awhile. that, or your right cheek begins to deflate a little....

happy_one_hit
08-08-2009, 05:38 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I voted wrong....:D

Good weed is GOOOOOOD.

P.S. I keep it in my back, right hand pocket.

Anal Assassin
08-08-2009, 05:39 PM
wallet in my back left pocket, pack of gum and one of of those plastic cased trojans for in my back right(if I think i'm going to be using it), keys, a pen and chapstick in my front right pocket, and my cellphone in my left front along with other electronics if I bring my mp3 or something. I keep my pistol on my right ankle. :thumbsup:

Obbe
08-08-2009, 05:40 PM
Back pocket, unless I'm at the Stamped or anywhere else the pickpockets like to roam.

Also, what the fuck are those little pockets for on jeans? Condoms?

Change pockets. I usually use mine for change, a leatherman, drugs, etc.

PROJECT PAT
08-08-2009, 05:41 PM
my wallet got stolen like a year and half ago and i never got a new one

Jack
08-08-2009, 05:42 PM
http://www.helicoptersonly.com/contents/media/t_ankel%20wallet.jpg

I modded mine; got two and put one's pouch on the other so I've got one for the cards, and one for miscellaneous objects (mobile goes on belt pouch). Cash, if I have it, goes in the front trouser pockets.

Clover
08-08-2009, 05:42 PM
Back left pocket

This. I'm shocked at how many people carry a wallet in their front pocket. My wallet is too fat to fit in my front pocket :cool:.

mr.blunt
08-08-2009, 08:10 PM
Back right pocket. Front pockets are too full. Front right has cell phone and lighter, front left has keys and anything else. Back left is never used except for when I have no baggies and fold up weed in paper.

The Explanation
08-08-2009, 08:22 PM
This. I'm shocked at how many people carry a wallet in their front pocket. My wallet is too fat to fit in my front pocket :cool:.

Mine too.:D Keys in front right, cell phone in front left, and wallet in back right.

Please insert username
08-08-2009, 08:26 PM
Left Pocket: Wallet money
Right Pocket: Phone
Back Pockets: Lint

Namaste
08-08-2009, 08:29 PM
A purse, or whatever bag I have with me. And I always have a bag, because I have lots of important stuff I can't leave the house without.

skinny love
08-08-2009, 08:42 PM
i kinda wish i was a girl so i could carry my weed, piece, lighter, etc in a purse and not try to fit it all in my pockets

Angry Blue Bird of Death
08-08-2009, 08:45 PM
Front pocket.

I'm paranoid that people will pick pocket me, at least I'll have a better chance of noticing it from the front.

Ivy Mike
08-08-2009, 08:50 PM
Front left: wallet, keys
Front right: phone, eye drops (I wear contacts), pen
Back pockets: lint and to do list.

Young Meth
08-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Back left pocket.

front pockets have phone, maybe iPod, cigarettes, maybe pipe + marijuana sack, and lighter. Pretty tight fit.

Gucci
08-08-2009, 09:24 PM
no but i kerry a GAT

Agent 008
08-08-2009, 09:26 PM
Front left pocket: wallet, lint.
Front right pocket: keys, phone, lint.
Back left pocket: lint
Back right pocket: lint

skinny love
08-08-2009, 10:04 PM
why do so many of you carry your wallets in your front pockets? that's goofy as hell

Ivy Mike
08-08-2009, 10:53 PM
if your wallet isn't huge, it doesn't even really show up. That and it's the norm in my area.

Dresden
08-08-2009, 11:20 PM
I just keep it in my back right pocket. My jeans are tight enough that id notice if it fell out.

Euda
08-08-2009, 11:28 PM
I keep my wallet in my back right pocket, though sometimes I'll stick it in a backpack.

Shaggy
08-08-2009, 11:33 PM
I always carry it in my back pocket and have never ever lost it this way.

MOA
08-08-2009, 11:39 PM
I actually lost mine last night

Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis
08-08-2009, 11:42 PM
why do so many of you carry your wallets in your front pockets? that's goofy as hell

Because my dick is huge. If I don't have it in the front, everyone thinks I am happy to see them.

Agent 008
08-08-2009, 11:45 PM
I always carry it in my back pocket and have never ever lost it this way.

It's not about losing it. It's more about it getting easily stolen when in public, especially in crowded areas.

Shaggy
08-08-2009, 11:49 PM
It's not about losing it. It's more about it getting easily stolen when in public, especially in crowded areas.

When I'm out and about in Philly I don't bring my wallet. I don't see why anyone would. I bring a few bills, and a card and of course that goes in the front pocket where I can keep track of it. That wasn't the question asked. He asked where I kept my wallet, and when I carry a wallet in a setting that obviously isn't going to be a risky one, it is in my back pocket where it belongs Damnit!

Jerry
08-08-2009, 11:52 PM
In mah pockets

Agent 008
08-08-2009, 11:56 PM
I bring a few bills, and a card and of course that goes in the front pocket where I can keep track of it.

That's what I use a wallet for. To keep a few bills, change, and a card.

What do you use the wallet for? To carry around your life savings? :confused:

Shaggy
08-08-2009, 11:58 PM
That's what I use a wallet for. To keep a few bills, change, and a card.

What do you use the wallet for? To carry around your life savings? :confused:

No but I carry around far bulkier things in my wallet, such as license, several other cards I may not be using at the time, other ID besides my driver's license. That shit is far bigger then say, a 20 and a debit card.

LChitman
08-08-2009, 11:59 PM
Right-front pocket. Unless I'm somewhere busy and I have a jacket on, in which case an inside pocket. I realised a while ago I don't need anything out of my wallet during an average day, so I just have notes in the small pocket in my jeans folded up and leave everything else at home.

Tedward
08-09-2009, 12:00 AM
Front left pocket with my keys. My phone goes in my right. I carry all three everywhere I go.

Also, what the fuck are those little pockets for on jeans? Condoms?

I put my coke in those pockets. I've had a cop pat me down and not find it because it was in that pocket.

I keep my wallet in my back pocket normally but if I'm drunk I put it in my front pocket otherwise I will lose it.

Euda
08-09-2009, 12:02 AM
Keep in mind that when you wear a blazer or suit, your wallet always goes into a breast pocket. Always.

Dodectabone
08-09-2009, 12:05 AM
Back right.

Mantikore
08-09-2009, 05:17 AM
so whats with all the hate on carrying in your front pockets? you cant even see my wallet when i put it there:confused:


unless your wallet is oversized or your pants are too damn tight

LiquidIce
08-09-2009, 06:03 AM
Front left pocket, along with keys and my mp3 player. Left pocket is solely reserved to my cellphone so it won't get scratched by anything else.

Also, I just got a new wallet from my girlfriend :thumbsup:. The old one was literally falling apart.

I'd post a picture of it, but I'm afraid you perverts would unload your balls in the instant you saw it.:p

BaconPie
08-09-2009, 12:01 PM
I'd post a picture of it, but I'm afraid you perverts would unload your balls in the instant you saw it.:p

Does it say 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it?

Mine does.

gizmo
08-09-2009, 12:05 PM
I carry my wallet like a MAN, it makes for good weaponry against all unwanted assailants.

Metafire
08-09-2009, 12:18 PM
Back right pocket. There isn't nearly enough room in my pockets to carry everything.

Front left : iPod, Leatherman

Front Right: Phone, Knife, Pen

Coin Pocket:Keys, Flint (Why the fuck would they make the smallest pocket for coins? A bitch to get 'em out.)

Back Left: Pack of Gum, Change

Back Right: Wallet, Notepad

Modern Life is Rubbish
08-09-2009, 12:19 PM
Back pocket is where I put my wallet and spray paint cans, nothing else.

PROJECT PAT
08-09-2009, 07:08 PM
Back pocket is where I put my wallet and spray paint cans, nothing else.

you must wear faggy goth pants if you can fit spray paint cans in your back pocket :hrmph:

skinny love
08-09-2009, 07:48 PM
front left: iphone
front right: keys, gum, lighter
back left: nothing
back right: wallet

Phlegm!
08-09-2009, 07:55 PM
I usually steal them.

Daily
08-09-2009, 07:57 PM
Front left pocket. The back pocket is a vagina for pickpockets.

Death Snuggle
08-09-2009, 08:03 PM
I keep my wallet in my back left pocket and my blade in the back right. I've had too many people try to rob me and they usually expect you to pull your wallet from your back right which in my case is my blade.

My front right has a box cutter clipped on the inside to the back of the pocket. My cell goes in my front left as not to be scratched up by it.

Agent 008
08-09-2009, 08:29 PM
front left: iphone

Why do the people that use Apple product feel obliged to mention the fact at every corner?

Hardly anyone who uses, say, a Nokia or a Motorola does that.

However Apple's marketing team managed to get this rolling, those guys must be pretty damn good.

BaconPie
08-09-2009, 09:32 PM
Why do the people that use Apple product feel obliged to mention the fact at every corner?

Hardly anyone who uses, say, a Nokia or a Motorola does that.

However Apple's marketing team managed to get this rolling, those guys must be pretty damn good.

Alot goes into a name. It's like my cousin who asked me to set up 'live' on his PS3.

Lestat1080
08-10-2009, 02:12 AM
back right- seems to be the most common on here

Trix Are For Kids
08-10-2009, 02:23 AM
why do so many of you carry your wallets in your front pockets? that's goofy as hell

Because we aren't getting pickpocketed.;)

PROJECT PAT
08-10-2009, 02:25 AM
Because we aren't getting pickpocketed.;)

do you actually know anyone that's ever been pickpocketed?

Daily
08-10-2009, 02:36 AM
do you actually know anyone that's ever been pickpocketed?

It doesn't matter if we do, it happens.

Rykoshet
08-10-2009, 03:03 AM
do you actually know anyone that's ever been pickpocketed?

I didn't know who they were, they were just easy marks.

Same goes for guys with wallets in their inside jacket pocket, or a very shallow or loose pocket.

And phones in easy to grab belt-clips, fuggedaboutit.

Am I going to be pickpocketed? Probably not, the amount of practice it takes isn't something your regular joe shmoe will do. Will I know if I get pickpocketed? FUCK NO. It's more common to replace the wallet with a folded stack of paper than to plain lift it. Then the reassuring pat is useless.

So why care if I probably won't get pickpocketed? Because I don't want to go through losing EVERYTHING I have, ever card, money, ID, sensitive information, everything. It's just something I'd like to avoid.

Mr. White
08-10-2009, 03:11 AM
cuntson

negz
08-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Front left: money clip.
Front right: knife.
Back right: keys.

skinny love
08-10-2009, 07:49 PM
Why do the people that use Apple product feel obliged to mention the fact at every corner?

Hardly anyone who uses, say, a Nokia or a Motorola does that.

However Apple's marketing team managed to get this rolling, those guys must be pretty damn good.

why do people who can't afford apple's products have such an inferiority complex all the time?

see i can make retarded ass generalizations too. shut the fuck up

Rykoshet
08-10-2009, 09:46 PM
why do people who can't afford apple's products have such an inferiority complex all the time?

see i can make retarded ass generalizations too. shut the fuck up

Why are the poorest people always trying to make themselves feel important by buying apple products? I know many college kids without food in their fridge who tote their fucking macs around (and get them stolen, good riddance).

I can afford apple, and then some. I just choose not to buy a shitty overpriced product.

mrparks
08-10-2009, 09:55 PM
When riding, in my hip pocket.

Walking around in the back right hand butt pocket.

No pockets? Taped to my inner thigh.

Mutant Funk Drink
08-10-2009, 09:59 PM
In my left front pocket, I have my wallet. In my right front pocket, I carry my keys and cell phone.

I tried carrying my wallet in my back pocket once. God, it's uncomfortable sitting down.

Mudokon Farmer
08-10-2009, 10:04 PM
wewt 69th vote

skinny love
08-10-2009, 10:17 PM
Why are the poorest people always trying to make themselves feel important by buying apple products? I know many college kids without food in their fridge who tote their fucking macs around (and get them stolen, good riddance).

I can afford apple, and then some. I just choose not to buy a shitty overpriced product.

poor people can't afford macs, so i have no idea what point you're trying to make. those college students didn't buy them, their parents did dumbass

Mutant Funk Drink
08-10-2009, 10:19 PM
poor people can't afford macs, so i have no idea what point you're trying to make. those college students didn't buy them, their parents did dumbass

Not true. Poor people will usually blow money on stupid shit like macs and expensive phones because they feel like they have to keep up with everyone else, whilst squandering their money and leaving themselves poorer than they were before.

skinny love
08-10-2009, 10:21 PM
Not true. Poor people will usually blow money on stupid shit like macs and expensive phones because they feel like they have to keep up with everyone else, whilst squandering their money and leaving themselves poorer than they were before.

nope you're wrong. poor people don't (and can't) spend $2000+ on a computer

888
08-10-2009, 10:32 PM
I carry mine in my right back pocket, It just looks cooler when you take it out. :o

Mutant Funk Drink
08-10-2009, 10:34 PM
nope you're wrong. poor people don't (and can't) spend $2000+ on a computer

Depends on what you consider poor. Of course a homeless person can't afford an expensive computer. But I know people who live up in basically a redneckville an hour north from here who can barely afford to support their home, whilst spending what they have on stupid shit like computers and cell phones, and then they complain about not having any money. This one person, who's the mother of some friend of a friend I know, who lives up there wants me to sell this worthless book for her on ebay for a ridiculous amount of money because she's so desperate for cash. Yet she has a fairly decent Mac computer.(with 56k internet haha) My friend has suggested that she give up the Mac for the money and get a cheaper computer, but she absolutely refuses.

You don't have to be completely broke to be poor. And usually there is a reason why some people are poor.(like making poor spending decisions)

skinny love
08-10-2009, 10:55 PM
Depends on what you consider poor. Of course a homeless person can't afford an expensive computer. But I know people who live up in basically a redneckville an hour north from here who can barely afford to support their home, whilst spending what they have on stupid shit like computers and cell phones, and then they complain about not having any money. This one person, who's the mother of some friend of a friend I know, who lives up there wants me to sell this worthless book for her on ebay for a ridiculous amount of money because she's so desperate for cash. Yet she has a fairly decent Mac computer.(with 56k internet haha) My friend has suggested that she give up the Mac for the money and get a cheaper computer, but she absolutely refuses.

You don't have to be completely broke to be poor. And usually there is a reason why some people are poor.(like making poor spending decisions)

your anecdote doesn't mean shit. generally, poor people are gonna buy the cheapest computer they can find, which is a pc.

Rykoshet
08-11-2009, 02:55 AM
your anecdote doesn't mean shit. generally, poor people are gonna buy the cheapest computer they can find, which is a pc.

Your[sic] a fucking retard.

I wrote it in stupid so you can understand it.

skinny love
08-11-2009, 03:54 AM
Your[sic] a fucking retard.

I wrote it in stupid so you can understand it.

it's ok that you're a butthurt faggot. not everyone can afford macs. now go away before you keep embarrassing yourself.

Trix Are For Kids
08-11-2009, 04:02 AM
do you actually know anyone that's ever been pickpocketed?

Not by name or face because I always look at the back when I'm stealing some poor sucker's wallet. :facepalm:

Being a criminal is about the safest thing someone could do for themselves. Try it sometime, you may learn a thing or two about personal awareness. Also, who's that guy on here with his sig that says 'whenever a serious topic comes up, a bunch of faggots start a quote war?' It is so true...

Alec_Versalia
08-11-2009, 04:32 AM
I carry mine in my back pocket though a friend of mine told me that it can lead to back problems or something?

Death Snuggle
08-12-2009, 02:07 AM
I find it really amusing that all these people are bitching about it being uncomfortable to have a wallet in your back pocket while sitting.

Seriously, has no one else thought of shifting it to the outer part of their pocket or what? Yeah, your pants get shifted a bit, but for christ sake come on. Common sense has been lost in the world I fucking swear.

Unwanted Prostate Exam
08-17-2009, 01:06 AM
HOW the fuck can yo people carry your wallet in the frontal pockets?
It distracts from your man package and it's just uncomfortable.

I have a system.
The wallet goes in the back right for a quick draw when needed and the small pocket money (ones and fives) goes folded in half outside the wallet in the same pocket

cellphone is in the front left
keys are in the little fifth pocket that has no real purpose

Mutant Funk Drink
08-17-2009, 01:14 AM
HOW the fuck can yo people carry your wallet in the frontal pockets?

-Easier to access.
-More difficult for thieves.
-Doesn't feel weird when sitting.
-Doesn't look gay.

a giant pterodactyl
08-17-2009, 01:17 AM
I carry mine in my left front pocket with things I won't be drawing often like keys or a compact flashlight. I keep things like my cell phone, pocket knife, and pen in my right pocket for easy access. I find back pocket carry of a wallet uncomfortable when sitting, easy to lose (not just accidentally), and sensitive contents are likely to be damaged.

when im in nigger town i keep it in my front pocket.

Dr. Bint
08-17-2009, 01:23 AM
I carry mine in my front right pocket. Everything else goes in my front left pocket, or inside jacket if I'm wearing one, and I keep my keys clipped to my belt. I've known a few pickpockets in my time, so I'd never carry anything in my back pocket. Far too easy to steal from there. I'm actually surprised how many people who voted keep stuff in their back pockets... then again, it'll "never happen to them". ;)

SilkySmooth
08-24-2009, 07:42 PM
In my handbag. :cool:

47 47 47
08-24-2009, 07:48 PM
Wallet - Back right
Phone - Front left
Misc - Front right

Misc = gum, keys, lighter, bowl, weed, extra beer. Anything you can think of

Crashwangdoodle
08-24-2009, 07:50 PM
Used to carry my snakeskin wallet in my back right pocket, phone front right + change, left ipod/fisherman's friend.

Then I got myself this beautiful money cliphttp://www.georgjensen.com/English/Collections/Living/Small%20Gifts/Money%20Clip%20Long.aspx?pagenumber=2
and this other wallet that holds two cards... then kept it front right plus phone and other shit front left... pickpocketing you know :D

kfc v lot
08-24-2009, 07:52 PM
Front left, just wallet (has key inside) then the right has my phone and maybe a pen drive/lighter if I am at college.

Jo0
08-24-2009, 08:05 PM
Front right phone, back right wallet, front left keys. Sometimes I switch the keys and cell from time to time.

water bottle
08-25-2009, 04:13 AM
I kept it in my front right for ages, then I decided to put it in the back right. The only exception now is if I feel there might be some pickpockets near :mad:.

TripleDot
08-25-2009, 04:18 AM
Front left - Gum, usually
Front right mini pocket - Cell phone
Back left - Hackey sack
Back right - wallet

NamelessNom4d
08-25-2009, 04:23 AM
I carry my wallet in my right back pocket, but it has a chain. There's no way I could wear a wallet without a chain, I'd be too afraid of losing it.

reggie_love
08-25-2009, 05:51 AM
It goes in the back right pocket or else everything feels weird. One time I put it in my backpack and somebody clocked me on the back of the head with a torque wrench and stole it.

ObsidianZ
08-25-2009, 06:01 AM
I hate carrying shit in my pants pockets. I always carry around a bag and everything goes in there. Keys, wallet, cell, water bottle, kleenex, pen, and other miscellaneous necessities. Great for holding things I buy instead of carrying a bunch of bags.

*ObZ

mr.blunt
08-25-2009, 11:17 PM
What? That's what pockets are for. Wouldn't it be more of a hassle carrying a bag everywhere? I mean unless I'm loading up on shit enough that my pockets would be too bulky, then I wouldn't carry a bag.

negz
08-26-2009, 12:39 PM
manbagman

Agent 008
08-26-2009, 01:05 PM
In my handbag. :cool:

Gay.

ObsidianZ
08-26-2009, 07:28 PM
What? That's what pockets are for. Wouldn't it be more of a hassle carrying a bag everywhere? I mean unless I'm loading up on shit enough that my pockets would be too bulky, then I wouldn't carry a bag.

I'd rather have a bag and be able to carry more stuff than have bulky uncomfortable pockets. I've never found a bag to be much of a hindrance. In fact, some of my friends have started carrying around bags as well.


*ObZ

TripleDot
08-27-2009, 02:30 AM
I'd rather have a bag and be able to carry more stuff than have bulky uncomfortable pockets. I've never found a bag to be much of a hindrance. In fact, some of my friends have started carrying around bags as well.


*ObZSame here, but I carry mine around mostly for when I get inspiration to draw on something; it's where I keep my sharpies/pencils/ink pens/paint markers if I have any.

Clue
08-27-2009, 02:43 AM
A small pouch around my neck.

Works well for me.

Gadooosh!
09-09-2009, 08:13 PM
Wallet in my back right with most clothing, occasionally front right if I have to, phone in my left and gum/loose change in my front right (it's so fucking hard to find a wallet with a wallet chain loop and a change compartment...)