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IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 03:50 AM
You ain't got nothin' on this guy.

http://macrochan.org/images/D/3/D3N25DCM22WKZM6GI7F3MJW2WWNPX3UD.jpeg

Ivy Mike
08-15-2009, 03:56 AM
Damn, all I have is 7.25"

Minority Deport
08-15-2009, 03:57 AM
Damn, all I have is 7.25"

Damn, all I have is 7.26"

Powdered Toast Man please
08-15-2009, 04:01 AM
damn, all i have is a deformed ice pick shaped penis that comes to a fine sharp point when erect.

Syphilis
08-15-2009, 04:02 AM
Mine goes from 1 to zero on the keyboard.

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 04:02 AM
damn, all i have is a deformed ice pick shaped penis that comes to a fine sharp point when erect.

lulz

el drewto
08-15-2009, 04:03 AM
Mine goes from 1 to 0.

On two keyboards.

DJ Meaty Cheeks
08-15-2009, 04:04 AM
http://www.technochitlins.com/mt-archives/galaxy%20NGC%203370.jpg

That's an entire galaxy, as a comparison.

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 04:24 AM
http://www.technochitlins.com/mt-archives/galaxy%20NGC%203370.jpg

That's an entire galaxy, as a comparison.

Hahaha

Syphilis
08-15-2009, 04:26 AM
http://www.technochitlins.com/mt-archives/galaxy%20NGC%203370.jpg.

That is my penis.

Powdered Toast Man please
08-15-2009, 04:41 AM
That is my penis.

yo momma so fat you need a penis the size of a galaxy for her to feel it in her vagina, but even then you still cant manage to please her.

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 04:46 AM
yo momma so fat you need a penis the size of a galaxy for her to feel it in her vagina, but even then you still cant manage to please her.

yo momma so fat she wore high heels and struck oil

DJ Meaty Cheeks
08-15-2009, 04:48 AM
http://www.physicscentral.com/explore/pictures/images/galaxies-img.jpg

Those are entire galaxies, lots of them. That's almost how big it is.

Lman1578
08-15-2009, 04:49 AM
Mine goes from 0-6.75 in approximately 10.2 seconds.

Thats right when not erect it simply doesnt exist.

Jeff The Hunter
08-15-2009, 04:50 AM
Bout 9, 9.5. Why?

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 04:53 AM
Mine goes from 0-6.75 in approximately 10.2 seconds.

Thats right when not erect it simply doesnt exist.

Here bitch plant these magical beans in my vagina.

squeegee
08-15-2009, 05:07 AM
Mine is actually fairly small when flaccid, too. And yes, it is kinda like magic beans. My [ex/fuck buddy/will probably get back with her] loved for me to let my dick go soft inside of her and then she'd kiss my neck or get my ears and make it grow inside of her.

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 05:22 AM
Oh my God this caught me off guard...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

DJ Meaty Cheeks
08-15-2009, 05:24 AM
Oh my God this caught me off guard...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

You beat it to those naked dicks didn't you?

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 05:32 AM
You beat it to those naked dicks didn't you?

lol @ naked dicks

kev19x
08-15-2009, 05:34 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pompeya_erótica6.jpg

That is my grandfathers penis.It could play the flute.:rainbow_note:

sevenTwo
08-15-2009, 05:45 AM
I'm not huge but it's nice. Believe me, it's a nice penis. I've been complimented on it. :D

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 05:54 AM
I'm not huge but it's nice. Believe me, it's a nice penis. I've been complimented on it. :D

Doesn't count since it was your mom.

Awww snap! :p

NamelessNom4d
08-15-2009, 05:55 AM
This thread is lulz. :D

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 08:13 AM
http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/

Good to know I'm average!

Dfg
08-15-2009, 10:17 AM
http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/

Good to know I'm average!

http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/banner/penis-size-chart.gif

Me too :D

gizmo
08-15-2009, 10:57 AM
Hey hey! I'm proud of my 2in cock. MY MOM THINKS IT'S NORMAL.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
08-15-2009, 11:17 AM
:rofl:

Daily
08-15-2009, 11:42 AM
I have a vagina.






































































Covering my penis. :cool:

slm33d
08-15-2009, 11:59 AM
About 7.5'ish.

Powdered Toast Man please
08-15-2009, 06:53 PM
my ice-cycle dick is around 5000mm

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 07:19 PM
my ice-cycle dick is around 5000mm

lolwut :confused:

8==================================D

:MAD:ijuana
08-15-2009, 07:25 PM
>9000 mm

IAmMrPositive
08-15-2009, 07:26 PM
>9000 mm

WHAAAAT!! OVER NINETHOUSANDd!!!!?

JREwing
08-15-2009, 07:27 PM
My penor is seksy.

Lman1578
08-15-2009, 07:33 PM
When i was fucking my milf thats having an affair with me last week, I was thrusting hard in her doggy style, she was loving it, but then told me to change positions because im too big and was hurting her lol. It was a nice compliment, im just normal size though.

Lman1578
08-15-2009, 07:34 PM
My penor is seksy.

I thanked you because for the amount of thanks youve given out, you dont have many thanked posts. :)

And your basketball star Patrick Ewings son - JR Ewing.

JREwing
08-15-2009, 07:39 PM
I thanked you because for the amount of thanks youve given out, you dont have many thanked posts. :)

And your basketball star Patrick Ewings son - JR Ewing.

Thats cool, but my name is a reference to the 80's TV show Dallas - JR Ewing was an asshole oilman in it. Ever hear of "who shot JR?" I need a new handle :mad:

Lman1578
08-15-2009, 07:50 PM
Thats cool, but my name is a reference to the 80's TV show Dallas - JR Ewing was an asshole oilman in it. Ever hear of "who shot JR?" I need a new handle :mad:

I know, i still always think of you as some giant baby faced basketball playing 10 yr old. And black.

Lman1578
08-15-2009, 07:52 PM
Thats cool, but my name is a reference to the 80's TV show Dallas - JR Ewing was an asshole oilman in it. Ever hear of "who shot JR?" I need a new handle :mad:

Where abouts in ireland are yous? i live with two Irish lads.

JREwing
08-15-2009, 07:57 PM
Where abouts in ireland are yous? i live with two Irish lads.

I'm in Cavan. I think theres another Irish guy here but he's in Cork or something.

Jerry
08-15-2009, 08:18 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Donegal

We beat Cork in the quat....wait never mind :(

I'll be back in Queen's mid September

mafiabro
08-15-2009, 08:29 PM
http://img.moronail.net/img/5/4/554.jpg

Lman1578
08-15-2009, 08:29 PM
I'm in Cavan. I think theres another Irish guy here but he's in Cork or something.

cool shits man, i will ask them where their from. I always just here about ireland and their damn poleskis and all the scumbags.