View Full Version : 48 year old virgin gets arrested on To Catch a Predator
HARDMAN
01-31-2009, 04:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZnVTCfHHM&feature=related
SixSixtySixx
01-31-2009, 04:53 AM
it is meta
This
Atlas
01-31-2009, 06:28 AM
at least he was fair about the erectile dysfunction.
-Fuck-
01-31-2009, 12:24 PM
I really hate that reporter.
sdmf_from_hell
01-31-2009, 01:01 PM
i've never felt sorry for a pedo before... yet, there it is.
Ripthatshit
01-31-2009, 01:09 PM
This guy must be fucking some seriously fat chicks :facepalm:
harry_hardcore_hoedown
01-31-2009, 01:11 PM
Damn, his mother's going to take his computer away. Chris Hansen insulted his style.
Doctor Butt
01-31-2009, 01:16 PM
i've never felt sorry for a pedo before... yet, there it is.
If you felt sorry for him, you'll feel even worse for this guy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3nI9zUkRMw4
:(
Cookies
01-31-2009, 01:58 PM
If you felt sorry for him, you'll feel even worse for this guy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3nI9zUkRMw4
:(
Haha, "As soon as I saw the brownies I knew I was on dateline."
Nitronick
01-31-2009, 05:39 PM
Why feel sorry these people are dangerous and need to be kept away from kids.
area 51 trespasser
01-31-2009, 06:03 PM
Why feel sorry these people are dangerous and need to be kept away from kids.
and they are just stupid
Wizzle
01-31-2009, 06:54 PM
INB4CHR!ZHANSEN
Duggers
01-31-2009, 07:02 PM
48 years old, still lives with his parents, owns child pornography...
Is this guy a 4chan regular?
Agent 008
01-31-2009, 07:06 PM
I hate this show and I hate Chris Hansen.
He seems to think that if it's written in law, then it must be right, and it applies in all cases.
I think it's wrong.
If a 17 year old girl basically forces herself on a guy, is the guy to blame? Are the girls' parents to blame? If nobody gets hurt, and everybody ends up happy, why ruin the guy's life?
I say if a 15+ year old girl goes online, talks to a guy that she knows is much older than her, and then invites this unknown guy over, insinuating that it's for sex.. if anyone should be punished, it's her parents.
It's similar to if a person goes online, contacts a burglar (and knows it's a burglar), and encourages him to come over at a certain time when nobody's home and rob his place, also saying that the front door won't be locked. Is the burglar still committing a crime in that case? That's debatable. And making something like that into entertainment? That's just in bad taste.
Saline Colors
01-31-2009, 10:08 PM
^ I think they're making a point of it under the impression that a girl who is 13 or 14 isn't old enough to consent to sex, and they're being manipulated. Which is debatable.
Also, they've caught a lot of guys who bring shit like guns, duct tape, and other questionable items.
Not to mention it's pretty fucked up how a 50 year old wants to rail the shit out of a 13 year old.
Tell me this guy isn't creepy as fuck. link:
bay j0nes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN0SyboSBi8&feature=related)
Agent 008
01-31-2009, 10:52 PM
^ I think they're making a point of it under the impression that a girl who is 13 or 14 isn't old enough to consent to sex, and they're being manipulated. Which is debatable.
Also, they've caught a lot of guys who bring shit like guns, duct tape, and other questionable items.
Not to mention it's pretty fucked up how a 50 year old wants to rail the shit out of a 13 year old.
Tell me this guy isn't creepy as fuck. link:
bay j0nes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN0SyboSBi8&feature=related)
Fair enough.
harry_hardcore_hoedown
02-01-2009, 01:16 AM
We need to get Chris Hansen over here. He can clean up Australia.
-Fuck-
02-01-2009, 01:46 AM
^ I think they're making a point of it under the impression that a girl who is 13 or 14 isn't old enough to consent to sex, and they're being manipulated. Which is debatable.
No, it's not. People know how to say no to sex, I for example get told to fuck off all the time (just kidding). Havent you ever seen one of those daytime talkshows with some 14 year old making her mom cry while she brags about fucking 100+ guys? Why does everyone act like this is the worst crime being commited, it's like the world has forgotten people are getting shot and blown up everyday, but ohhh nooo a sex predator is gonna get his prey. I guess being a nonparent (and hopefully one for life) I can't relate to that fear, but I tell my sisters all the time watch out there are a shitload of psychos out there, get pepper spray, and a cell phone, and what the fuck else can you do? Kids will do what they want, I've known 17 year old girls who fucked 26 year old guys. Just the other day I read a story about some 18-19 year old kids in high school being arrested for getting pics of 16-17 year old girls on their cell phones. What the fuck is that? Nobody thinks this is slightly overrated?
This show is just shit, like all those other shit shows and the reporter's face is like satan in disguise. Just fucking look at his face and tell me he looks like a respectable man. "Hi, I've got fourty cops outside and your life is about to be ruined, but answer my questions so I make my paycheck before I send you out to the dogs"
There are homeless and poor people who do terrible things for money, or sell drugs, or people who don't get laid often who fuck whores or whatever they can get. The only way to say if any of it is wrong or right depends on what situation YOU'RE in. Exploiting people's embarassing crimes and making a TV SHOW out of it, in my opinion, is like kicking a retard in a wheelchair. Yeah, anyone can do it, but to make it like it's a game, like it's a joke. Like it's a circus freakshow. That's really just pathetic. The guy is chuckling at these people and staring them straight in the eye as if he is God. He enjoys seeing people in pain. He faces the guilty and miserable with a laugh, then announces his name like Caesar to a gladiator. It makes me wonder which one is the real scumbag?
Saline Colors
02-01-2009, 04:22 PM
The point is they're being taken advantage of and they have a hard time making decisions.
When I was 13 or 14 I was doing a lot of stupid shit that I would never do now, simply because I've gotten older and realized how rediculous it was.
The fact of the matter is a 13 year old SHOULD NOT BE GETTING FUCKED BY A 50+ YEAR OLD.
And, my post clearly addresses the issue that some of these men are bringing shit like guns, knives, duct tape, rope...all things that could potentially be used to bind, rape and KILL A CHILD.
Jesus, I understand where you're coming from and all, I really do, but a 13 year old girl is not capable of making decisions and then dealing with the consequences. They are very easily manipulated and traken advantage of, and Dateline is trying to prevent that. Several of the men caught have had previous charges of rape, sodomy, child molestation, etc. Yeah, there are probably way worse crimes being comitted, but for fucks sake there are little girls getting savaged by grown men and you people really think it's ok? Have you seen a 13 year old recently? They're still babies.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/statusainthood/archives/images/smoosh_lores.jpg
Tell me that those girls look old enough for grown men to have sex with.
Or this 12 year old. Those men think they're meeting a 12 year old all the time.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/HoldenDM1301_468x664.jpg
Does she look like she should be getting railed?
Edit: I do agree with you that it's fucked up how they exploit the matter for entertainment.
Former FBI Agent
02-04-2009, 06:04 AM
Tell me that those girls look old enough for grown men to have sex with.
They do if the guy has a small dick. :o
---Beany---
02-04-2009, 08:11 AM
I would so love when Chris Hanson says "What was your plan for tonight?" for the guy to admit he wanted to jizz all over the 14 yr olds face.
a334jv2df
02-04-2009, 05:07 PM
Chris Hanson sounds like a fucking robot. I mean the creepo already admitted he knew what Dateline is and that he was on it but Chris Hanson still spews out the same exact fucking lines.
Jeff Gatherer
02-04-2009, 05:19 PM
48 years old, still lives with his parents, owns child pornography...
Is this guy a 4chan regular?
this
Jeff Gatherer
02-04-2009, 05:21 PM
Chris Hansen should go back to the 7th century and catch Muhammad
IcarusTheFool
02-05-2009, 02:33 AM
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/statusainthood/archives/images/smoosh_lores.jpg
:fap::fap::fap:
Atlas
02-05-2009, 11:10 AM
Chris Hansen caught (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJR0U9kfc9I)
I found this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhN8AD8Kr8&feature=related)video on the sidebar, and I have to say, this guy is pretty much batshit insane.
Sponsored Link
02-05-2009, 01:47 PM
The whole reasoning behind child protection laws is to protect pre-pubescent children from sexual abuse. Up until the 70's it was commonplace for a 15 an a 19 year old to get married, sometimes even more extreme.
Frank
02-05-2009, 01:53 PM
I knew that link was going to be posted sooner or later Fish.
I have no problem with the show. I think it's great.
"But Frank, those poor guys don't do anything illegal".
They sure do.
"But Frank, it's terrible how these men are being exploited for ratings."
There's nothing illegal about that hypocrite. I'd rather see small dick pedos get exploited as opposed to 13-14 year old girls (they never claim the fake child to be older than that)
I don't see how anyone with adequate dick size can honestly defend and even endorse the faggots on that show.
You can quote Benjamin Franklin all you want about how I deserve neither liberty or security, fact is you're defending creepy sick virgins who are most likely a glimpse into your future.
HARDMAN
02-05-2009, 03:25 PM
I knew that link was going to be posted sooner or later Fish.
I have no problem with the show. I think it's great.
"But Frank, those poor guys don't do anything illegal".
They sure do.
"But Frank, it's terrible how these men are being exploited for ratings."
There's nothing illegal about that hypocrite. I'd rather see small dick pedos get exploited as opposed to 13-14 year old girls (they never claim the fake child to be older than that)
I don't see how anyone with adequate dick size can honestly defend and even endorse the faggots on that show.
You can quote Benjamin Franklin all you want about how I deserve neither liberty or security, fact is you're defending creepy sick virgins who are most likely a glimpse into your future.
Yeah, anybody who stands up for these guys MUST be a homosexual faggot child molester. In fact, lets get rid of defense attorneys altogether. They're all a bunch of gang bangers and criminals anyway. Judges too. Lynch mob justice ftw.
PirateJoe
02-05-2009, 03:30 PM
There's nothing illegal about that hypocrite. I'd rather see small dick pedos get exploited as opposed to 13-14 year old girls (they never claim the fake child to be older than that)
In this clip the "girl" was 17.
Joshlikespenis
02-06-2009, 01:17 AM
Yeah, first off Chris Hansen is and the company behind To Catch A Predator are vigilantes. They take the law into their own hands and pedo-bait...why is this encourage now? Since when is manipulating people who are often mentally delayed into thinking they're wanted and then embarrassing them and turning them over to the police.
First off if a 16 or 17 or even 15 year old is asking for sex, initiating and acting obviously more mature and rational then their age they cease to be a victim of any circumstance. Theres a difference between a girl getting raped for her skirt being too revealing and a girl being raped for drinking herself into a senile state with a bunch of people who she knows will try something...yet she does it anyways. To Catch A Predator wants us to believe theres no difference...that anybody under the age of 18 (even by a week or two) are stupid, irrational, innocent, easily manipulated, uncorrupted, sin-free and incapable of taking care of themselves. Trust me I've met a lot of teenagers who'd spot a bad situation a lot faster then people twice their age. There are some jackoffs who go around acting like a bunch of fucking fools but it's not everyone.
There are kids nowadays who are much more fucked up and mature then their parents ever could be. If a kid goes out drinking and crashes in a DUI suddenly he's a hero. Thats bullshit..hes a jackass. Kids are not saints by definition.
In this case they are initiating...agreeing and inviting people who to be honest any kid nowaday would outsmart in a second (they're never too bright) to "have sex with them." They are not victims and they are not innocent. At the very least they're irresponsible at most a little manipulative slut tricking some poor bloke into fufilling some fucking fantasy.
They are not perverts. Im sure any guy in the right circumstance would fuck a 16 year old. It's the ultimate fucking fantasy of old men...it's how human nature works they are at breeding age when they're supposed to be reproducing. Chemically we're attracted to them most at that ages. It's not pedophilia...they are past puberty.
To me this just seems like a bunch of assholes with a god complex...and it's only popular because it makes us think we live in a safe world where good prevails and evil is stopped...when the truth isnt at all that black and white....
Agent 008
02-06-2009, 01:21 AM
Yeah, first off Chris Hansen is and the company behind To Catch A Predator are vigilantes. They take the law into their own hands and pedo-bait...why is this encourage now? Since when is manipulating people who are often mentally delayed into thinking they're wanted and then embarrassing them and turning them over to the police.
First off if a 16 or 17 or even 15 year old is asking for sex, initiating and acting obviously more mature and rational then their age they cease to be a victim of any circumstance. Theres a difference between a girl getting raped for her skirt being too revealing and a girl being raped for drinking herself into a senile state with a bunch of people who she knows will try something and then asking them to proceed to her room and have sex with her...yet she does it anyways. To Catch A Predator wants us to believe theres no difference...that anybody under the age of 18 (even by a week or two) are stupid, irrational, innocent, easily manipulated, uncorrupted, sin-free and incapable of taking care of themselves. Trust me I've met a lot of teenagers who'd spot a bad situation a lot faster then people twice their age. There are some jackoffs who go around acting like a bunch of fucking fools but it's not everyone.
There are kids nowadays who are much more fucked up and mature then their parents ever could be. If a kid goes out drinking and crashes in a DUI suddenly he's a hero. Thats bullshit..hes a jackass. Kids are not saints by definition.
In this case they are initiating...agreeing and inviting people who to be honest any kid nowaday would outsmart in a second (they're never too bright) to "have sex with them." They are not victims and they are not innocent. At the very least they're irresponsible at most a little manipulative slut tricking some poor bloke into fufilling some fucking fantasy.
They are not perverts. Im sure any guy in the right circumstance would fuck a 16 year old. It's the ultimate fucking fantasy of old men...it's how human nature works they are at breeding age when they're supposed to be reproducing. Chemically we're attracted to them most at that ages. It's not pedophilia...they are past puberty.
To me this just seems like a bunch of assholes with a god complex...and it's only popular because it makes us think we live in a safe world where good prevails and evil is stopped...when the truth isnt at all that black and white....
Fixed.
Razor
02-06-2009, 02:24 AM
This looks like complete entrapment to me. I can't believe the charges stick for any of them. And yes Chris Hansen is a self righteous bastard.
Edit: I'm right. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgLyXIzmx8E&feature=related)
macnolias
02-06-2009, 03:27 AM
I hope someone stabs or shoots Chirs Hanson right between the eyes. It was wrong for that guy from Cheaters to get stabbed it was supposed to be meant for Hason!
Does anyone thing Cheaters is wrong? I'd love to find my bitch fucking some other guy in the act :D
Agent 008
02-06-2009, 06:43 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/r1d3py.jpg
-Fuck-
02-07-2009, 12:02 AM
Yeah, first off Chris Hansen is and the company behind To Catch A Predator are vigilantes. They take the law into their own hands and pedo-bait...why is this encourage now? Since when is manipulating people who are often mentally delayed into thinking they're wanted and then embarrassing them and turning them over to the police.
First off if a 16 or 17 or even 15 year old is asking for sex, initiating and acting obviously more mature and rational then their age they cease to be a victim of any circumstance. Theres a difference between a girl getting raped for her skirt being too revealing and a girl being raped for drinking herself into a senile state with a bunch of people who she knows will try something...yet she does it anyways. To Catch A Predator wants us to believe theres no difference...that anybody under the age of 18 (even by a week or two) are stupid, irrational, innocent, easily manipulated, uncorrupted, sin-free and incapable of taking care of themselves. Trust me I've met a lot of teenagers who'd spot a bad situation a lot faster then people twice their age. There are some jackoffs who go around acting like a bunch of fucking fools but it's not everyone.
There are kids nowadays who are much more fucked up and mature then their parents ever could be. If a kid goes out drinking and crashes in a DUI suddenly he's a hero. Thats bullshit..hes a jackass. Kids are not saints by definition.
In this case they are initiating...agreeing and inviting people who to be honest any kid nowaday would outsmart in a second (they're never too bright) to "have sex with them." They are not victims and they are not innocent. At the very least they're irresponsible at most a little manipulative slut tricking some poor bloke into fufilling some fucking fantasy.
They are not perverts. Im sure any guy in the right circumstance would fuck a 16 year old. It's the ultimate fucking fantasy of old men...it's how human nature works they are at breeding age when they're supposed to be reproducing. Chemically we're attracted to them most at that ages. It's not pedophilia...they are past puberty.
To me this just seems like a bunch of assholes with a god complex...and it's only popular because it makes us think we live in a safe world where good prevails and evil is stopped...when the truth isnt at all that black and white....
^ YES, WHAT THIS GUY SAID
And also, to add to my post, because someone replied acting like I'm defending the guys:
I have two younger sisters, 10 and 14. One day, for the hell of it, they decide to hop a bus to a city miles away, to go to the beach, all alone, against their parents' will. I must have been standing downtown at night for 2 1/2 hours in a thunderstorm just praying to the empty sky no one kidnapped them. Do you know what faces I met when they finally got off the bus? They laughed in my face like it was a big joke. They laughed that I was worried and this is downtown at night, where I have seen fights, drug addicts, all kinds of fucked up shit, and my 2 sisters are smiling and laughing at my concern, not out of innocence, it's not that they didn't know what could happen. They laughed out of pure rebelliousness. An attitude that deserves no respect.... Here are two easy targets who could have been picked up easier than feathers laughing about the fact, THEN the 14 year old says she's going to do it AGAIN and goes again all alone by herself the next week. All alone! This is a kid that never even likes to leave the house, but decides to run away for absolutely no reason, it's as if subconsciously she wanted someone to pick her up. And it's NORMAL, I've had to come to realize. It's normal for girls to want to go out and fuck, and you can't do shit or set rules, or age limits in the grand reality because it's not UP to you. Or the cops. Or anyone. It's only up to them....
I wanted to belt her across the face when she said that, but you know what? I know there's nothing that can control kids and if they don't listen to you, let them find out for themselves. These pedophile laws are just like the war on drugs under a different light, think about it. I think a lot of parents have problems dealing with this kind of shit because they can't admit that their kids are completely independent of them and there is no way you can monitor them 24/7.
These are my OWN SISTERS and I can say without regret if they had been raped, killed, kidnapped or anything else, they had it fucking coming, and I sure as hell don't believe the majority of "pedophile" incidents are any different than a little kid raised in a sexually repressed society pushing the limits, saying fuck the rules, and doing what she wants, including fucking much older guys, doing drugs, and yes, in younger cases, grabbing 2 bucks, running away from home and going to the beach miles and miles away all alone without even a phone.
I didn't walk the streets of the run down housing projects at night naked with clown paint when I was 13 because I'm not a fucking moron. Stop acting like kids are innocent and don't bring this on themselves, maybe you don't have siblings, but they live in a different world these days where the internet makes anything easy....For god sakes I had 19 year old chicks flashing me on webcam and talking to me on aim when I was 15... a lot of the times, the simple fact is they do in one way or another get themselves in the situation and I myself have known teenagers who fucked people much older than them, jesus I know a kid who fucked a 32 year old when he was 16, I myself lost my virginity to an "adult" (19) when I was 17, I've been with a much older woman, and I've known 17 year old girls who fucked 27 year olds, and you won't find any police involved, why? Because people like to fuck, regardless of age.
Making these guys look like monsters really is a god complex, and it's all over the hosts' face, just fucking look at him. These people are cashing in on depressed fat old guys with no girlfriend. Wow, what an accomplishment. You're really keeping the streets safe. Law is such a shitshow stand up cardboard meaningless band aid these days.
Chris Hansen probably goes home and drinks and beats the shit out of his wife, I'd bet anything. Look at his smirk. He's not a man seeking peace, that's for damn sure.
I don't see how anyone with adequate dick size can honestly defend and even endorse the faggots on that show.
For the record, Frank, my dick is bigger than yours will ever be, I promise you that. It's so big in fact, that it makes me feel fulfilled enough to the point where I can see that picking on weaklings is a game for cowards and jocks.
Mastergamerx
02-07-2009, 05:17 AM
what would happen if chris hasen wound up on his own show would it be like a one side thing where he goes in then he runs over behind the wall and is liek im chris hansen then runs over to be the pedo part and be like wow rofl chris hasen as a pedo/pedocatcher
cleric
02-07-2009, 05:35 AM
Agreeing with -Fuck- and Joshlikespenis a lot here, especially about how mature kids are now. 14 doesn't mean a little saint or some pure hearted angel to be protected. Often times they've done more and know more than their parents can even imagine. Thats not all of them, not at all, but many, for sure. Whether said parents want to believe it or not.
This show really does seem a lot like entrapment, and i haven't much ever liked it for that reason. i found some a playlist with (all? most? about 79 parts total) the episodes and watched pretty much all of them. From that i concluded:
Some of those guys are pedophiles.
Some of them seemed a little not quite right, mentally (be it handicapped or just needing help)
Some were just looking for sex. That was the majority that i saw. Just guys looking for sex. That doesn't make it right at all, but dance a chance to have sex out in front of someone who's desperate (most of the girls were claiming to be inexperienced virgins no less), and you'll catch yourself a lot of guys.
Again its not right that they don't have the sense to think,' hey, you're fourteen', and some of them are definitely pedophiles, but in other cases, its just some guys wanting sex. They aren't trolling for little kids, per se. People will do a lot of very bad, very strange things when they think they can get away with them. i do often wonder what the decoys said to them. Those guys online won't stick around unless there seems like theres a chance to score.
The whole police just jumping the hell out of them the moment they step out of the door, making them read their chat logs aloud, ect. Having the camera men come swooping down from the rafters once Chris introduces himself. Its all a parade, it seems like.
Marijuanasaurus
02-07-2009, 07:32 AM
is that drew carry?
Bad_Intentions
02-07-2009, 07:43 AM
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/statusainthood/archives/images/smoosh_lores.jpg
Tell me that those girls look old enough for grown men to have sex with.
Or this 12 year old. Those men think they're meeting a 12 year old all the time.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/HoldenDM1301_468x664.jpg
Does she look like she should be getting railed?
Edit: I do agree with you that it's fucked up how they exploit the matter for entertainment.
It'd be nice if majority of 13yr olds looked like that these days.
Raoul
02-07-2009, 08:21 AM
If you felt sorry for him, you'll feel even worse for this guy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3nI9zUkRMw4
:(
Gives a bad name to stoners.
At least he got free munch.
Marijuanasaurus
02-07-2009, 10:07 AM
If you felt sorry for him, you'll feel even worse for this guy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3nI9zUkRMw4
:(
is that michael phelps?
shopping cart for brains
02-07-2009, 03:38 PM
with all seriousness, if I ever had a hero it would be chris hanson
Agent 008
02-07-2009, 03:56 PM
with all seriousness, if I ever had a hero it would be chris hanson
Hell yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUkwh8TmM0
Mankonaut X
02-07-2009, 05:15 PM
15's generally too young. I know some 15 year old girls out there are genuinely intelligent and have a sense of the world and the people in it but for fuck's sake most of them are stupid as mush. I was hanging out with a friend's sister's friend today (15 years old) and she was just...childish. I mean I felt like I was babysitting an infant, the way she talked and acted was barely a step above my three year old sister, honestly. I'd never be able to justify to myself that having sex with this chick is consensual (is that the right spelling? I don't remember the word sensual being in it...) because she just wasn't ready. Young women are generally just stupefyingly oblivious.
Agent 008
02-07-2009, 06:53 PM
15's generally too young. I know some 15 year old girls out there are genuinely intelligent and have a sense of the world and the people in it but for fuck's sake most of them are stupid as mush. I was hanging out with a friend's sister's friend today (15 years old) and she was just...childish. I mean I felt like I was babysitting an infant, the way she talked and acted was barely a step above my three year old sister, honestly. I'd never be able to justify to myself that having sex with this chick is consensual (is that the right spelling? I don't remember the word sensual being in it...) because she just wasn't ready. Young women are generally just stupefyingly oblivious.
If you think she's going to magically get smarter and grow up, you're wrong. She'll just get sluttier and end up ruining her life either way.
Also, Silverfuck is a good counterexample. As far as I remember, she somehow stays 13 or something year after year. :p
Mankonaut X
02-07-2009, 06:59 PM
If you think she's going to magically get smarter and grow up, you're wrong. She'll just get sluttier and end up ruining her life either way.
Also, Silverfuck is a good counterexample. As far as I remember, she somehow stays 13 or something year after year. :p
...shoulda fucked her *sigh*
-Fuck-
02-07-2009, 11:25 PM
Hell yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUkwh8TmM0
lmao.
"I'm Chris Hansen, are you Chris Hansen? No, Chris HANSEN. Who has papers here? I have a paper."
ZeroMalarki
02-08-2009, 12:28 PM
To be honest, I think that show needs to act as if the kid is younger. I'm not saying I'd fuck a 14 year old, but in a lot of countries its perfectly legal and socially acceptable. Whilst the kid is neither mentally or physically entirely ready, they should generally have a good sense of whether or not it is a good idea. An 11 year old per say may not.
JoePedo
02-09-2009, 01:37 AM
The point is they're being taken advantage of and they have a hard time making decisions.
Well, shit... if their parent's can't manipulate them into not having sex with one hundred and thirty seven and three-quarters year old men, then the parents are failures, aren't they?
When I was 13 or 14 I was doing a lot of stupid shit
You still are.
The fact of the matter is a 13 year old SHOULD NOT BE GETTING FUCKED BY A 50+ YEAR OLD.
Thank God I'm only 49. It's perfectly okay now.
...all things that could potentially be used to bind, rape and KILL A CHILD.
Socks?
Jesus, I understand where you're coming from and all
Racial nationalism with nuclear weapons and nothing to lose. Welcome to the new world order.
but a 13 year old girl is not capable of making decisions and then dealing with the consequences.
You're not exactly impressing me on that count, honey.
They are very easily manipulated and traken advantage of, and Dateline is trying to prevent that.
The fact that you actually put both of those into one sentence... lol.
As of 1999, 44 out of 50 US states make it fully legal to rape your kids, if they're your own offspring. Where the fuck were you?
Speaking of which, in 1999, the CARE act (HR 2382) was introduced to change that. It failed. Where the fuck were you?
In most states, a runaway is forcibly trafficked to the abuse they left. Where the fuck were you?
You're pretty ineligable to say shit about "easily manipulated" on account of your parroting of tabloid TV without a damned bit of substantiative awareness of any[/i] of the fucking issues. I suggest you STFU about it and possibly fix your mind.
Several of the men caught have had previous charges of {nonheterosexuality}.
Guess what? I really don't fucking care if somone's breeder. Unless I'm killing breeder, that is...
Yeah, there are probably way worse crimes being comitted, but for fucks sake there are grown men getting savaged by little girls and you people really think it's ok?
Yup.
Have you seen a 13 year old recently?
Too old, didn't fap.
They're still babies.
Not too old. Might fap.
See the difference?
One's a giant fuzzball with disgusting fat-sacks stuck to its chest and a nasty, fish-like aroma coming from between its bleeding meat-curtains.
The other is nine pounds of cuteness which has the god-given benifit of having no teeth.
In case you're wondering, those are not the same thing.
Tell me that those girls look old enough for grown men to have sex with.
Those girls look too old for grown men to have sex with.
Kindergarteners look old enough for grown men to have sex with.
Happy? 'twas your request, honey.
Or this 12 year old. Those men think they're meeting a 12 year old all the time.
Too old/didn't fap.
Does she look like she should be getting railed?
Then again, once you link the pic - yes! Yes she does!
Edit: I do agree with you that it's fucked up how they exploit the matter for entertainment.
Oh. Hey. You're starting to try to buy out of the "easily manipulated" category. Almost. Only a little ways to go...
You want "worse crimes?" Worse crimes is not someone answering the question "can you lick me where I pee" with the word "yes." "Worse crimes" is the fact that when people try to run away from their Daddy's basement - they can't, because of the cops.
But you didn't do anything about that. You just left them to your fate, because your TV told you to engage in anti 'phile-anthropic advocacy regarding violence against children. Yay.
Guess what? You don't have what it takes to live a life of race-banging. You don't qualify. [b]You did not grow up hunted in this god damned ciil war and did not adapt to it.
Sure, this determines your chances to survive once your make-believe, hero-in-your-own-mind role as "heterosexuality police" hits the fucking streets... but it also determines a lot of fucking other things. One of the leading ones, in fact, is your knowledge of fucking history.
Can you name the set that's banging on my people? Can you name the year the first battle of the war started, and why? Can you name the previous war that this one grew out of, what time period it was, and who the involved parties from my race were?
Have you ever considered that your "1337 breeder supersoldier" ass might just be fake-down in your "I'm so gangsta" set-trippin' racebanging, perhaps? Have you ever wondered why you never connected "the police traffick them even when they don't want to go back" with "violence against children and youth?" Could it possibly be because your set never educated you and your television doesn't even try to, perhaps?
You're not cut out for this war, and you're not even in this unless you can trace your set history all the way back.
Now, knock it off and quit banging, for life.
Mankonaut X
02-09-2009, 01:51 AM
stuff
Unadulterated bullshit.
JoePedo
02-09-2009, 02:22 AM
Unadulterated bullshit.
Runaways don't get dragged back in your country?
Where do you live?
Mankonaut X
02-09-2009, 02:33 AM
Runaways don't get dragged back in your country?
Where do you live?
Demokratik Rep- it's up there ^
JoePedo
02-09-2009, 02:46 AM
Demokratik Rep- it's up there ^
Shit. Aussie-land is less backwards than I thought...
This is surprising, because most everything shit out of the british monarchy is pretty backwards - the United States doubly so. Congratulations on having the more-progressive social policy you described...
-Fuck-
02-10-2009, 08:16 AM
You know, I'd really like to see a "to catch a Milf" show.
"Hey there! What were you doing here tonight?"
"Uh.... wanna suck my tits?"
"ok guys, call the cops off, we're not gonna air this one."
*20 person gangbang including 15 year old kid*
Yeah.
You know, come to think of it, when I was even 14 there were a lot of hot teachers I thought of slamming daily. You know why I didn't? Because of stupid things in this world like marriage, and Chris Hansen.
Oh yeah and I also remember in Junior High a history teacher of mine that I actually came around to thinking "you know, I couldnt hate this guy if he became a pedo" you know why? Because little 14 year old girls would CROWD him afterschool and flirt instead of going home, practically cumming on his desk. Kids are stupid when they're young, but they still have the ability to want to fuck, and I'm sure they play their part in this whole mess.
A lot of the guys I see on this show I highly doubt had the intention of killing and raping someone. It looks more like they just wanted it to be a low key lay, kind of like seeing a hooker. Ruining someone's life with the Chris Hanseny tone of voice is condescending, and good for nothing but for fat american tv viewers sitting on their ass eating chips and dip. It's probably going to be hard for these guys to find a job after 5 years of prison. Not to mention what it will do to them mentally.
I saw an interview with Chris Hansen which made me hate him more, because this was all his idea. Apparently they were just doing interviews then HE decided to get the police involved. If you look at him it's clear he wishes he were a cop. "Hi, Im Chris Hansen and Ive got COPS man, I pretty much AM a cop. Im gonna talk to you, then WE'RE GONNA ARREST YOU. Any LAST WORDS BITCH? I HAVE A PAPER."
There are still older women I know related (non blood) that are mutually attracted.... but nothing is said and nothing is acted on because of the heavy presence of family. Just glances, guilty looks. It would happen under different circumstances, even if there's a 20 year age gap. I probably didn't mention in my last post I know a kid who fucked my other friend's mom and that other friend didnt even care, and said even if I did he wouldn't care. Why are milfs looked upon as a good thing, but pedos are satan? Because the girls are 15? When I was 15 I was whacking my dick off daily just dreaming of fucking Mrs. P..... well, I'll at least leave her name out of it ;).
Mankonaut X
02-10-2009, 12:08 PM
;)
Ah, teacher fantasies, that takes me back...:D
Silenus
03-05-2009, 10:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZnVTCfHHM&feature=relatedIf this is your way of letting everyone know that you got arrested then bravo!!!!
There's nothing more cool than being an ex-con...even if you are a loser.
IcarusTheFool
03-06-2009, 01:30 AM
Originally Posted by Saline Colors View Post
...all things that could potentially be used to bind, rape and KILL A CHILD.
Originally Posted by ImJoeThePedo
Socks?
To Blind: tie socks around the child's eyes.
To Rape: use a sock as a condom
To Kill: shove socks down child's throat
...I feel dirty
Mankonaut X
03-06-2009, 01:52 AM
Sock condom = worst idea ever.
IcarusTheFool
03-06-2009, 01:57 AM
Sock condom = worst idea ever.
I agree
Jai614
03-06-2009, 03:36 AM
lol, classic.
he lacks the judgments
Rainycity
03-06-2009, 03:39 AM
i bet he goes on zoklet
hellspawn
03-06-2009, 04:19 AM
Jesus chirst, get this guy laid and maybe it'd solve all his problems, fix him mentally.
Syphilis
05-30-2009, 09:44 AM
Why don't you take a seat over there?
JoePedo
05-30-2009, 10:56 AM
...I feel dirty
And you are. But it was epic enough that you should feel proud. Yes. You should definately feel proud and dirty at the same time...
...so, why don't you have a seat over there? ;)
Sock condom = worst idea ever.
"Leaves of three a crotch-wrap be..." ;)
Jai614
05-30-2009, 01:13 PM
God I wish JoeThePedo gets caught in one of these things.
Barney'sDealer
05-30-2009, 01:20 PM
Why don't you take a seat over there?
Holy crap it's Chris Hanson. *Gun shot*
Hammer Tank
05-30-2009, 02:05 PM
JoethePedo would probably debate with chris and chris would just be like "fuck it, let him go"
CrazyJoe
05-30-2009, 02:22 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2e1zwax.jpg
oopfth, bufthted
Craigslist.org
05-30-2009, 04:56 PM
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Trauntj
05-30-2009, 05:07 PM
If you felt sorry for him, you'll feel even worse for this guy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3nI9zUkRMw4
:(
that was genius. :rofl:
AoxomoxoA
05-30-2009, 06:45 PM
Lol, he brought a small stick with pot on the top.
13579
05-30-2009, 06:55 PM
I hate this show and I hate Chris Hansen.
He seems to think that if it's written in law, then it must be right, and it applies in all cases.
I think it's wrong.
If a 17 year old girl basically forces herself on a guy, is the guy to blame? Are the girls' parents to blame? If nobody gets hurt, and everybody ends up happy, why ruin the guy's life?
I say if a 15+ year old girl goes online, talks to a guy that she knows is much older than her, and then invites this unknown guy over, insinuating that it's for sex.. if anyone should be punished, it's her parents.
It's similar to if a person goes online, contacts a burglar (and knows it's a burglar), and encourages him to come over at a certain time when nobody's home and rob his place, also saying that the front door won't be locked. Is the burglar still committing a crime in that case? That's debatable. And making something like that into entertainment? That's just in bad taste.
This, basically. I'm actually pretty surprised nobody has attempted to kill Chris Hanson yet.
What's worse is when underage girls upload their own pictures/send them to people, and THEY get charged with producing child pornography. Which has happened several times, it's fucked up.
How any court will fuck over an underage girl like that is beyond me.
Agent 008
05-30-2009, 07:05 PM
This, basically. I'm actually pretty surprised nobody has attempted to kill Chris Hanson yet.
Dude. He is an asshole, but that's no reason to kill a man.
AoxomoxoA
05-30-2009, 07:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvysdk9CyLI&feature=related
That's so cute.
HANSEN: "And how old are you?"
Azn: "Me? I'm 24."
HANSEN: "24? Are you sure about that?"
Azn: "You're probably gonna check my ID, right? I'm 36, sir."
Hammer Tank
05-31-2009, 12:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_vu7avefr4&feature=related
"I'll be the one gonna take off your clothes"
lol
Usama Bin Laden
12-15-2009, 03:23 PM
http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu185/titoman420/chrishansen.jpg
I hate Chris Hansen.
EDIT: Damn, I didn't realize this thread was that old...
harry_hardcore_hoedown
12-15-2009, 03:28 PM
http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu185/titoman420/chrishansen.jpg
I hate Chris Hansen.
Please don't bump old threads.
prodikal
12-15-2009, 04:43 PM
48 years old, still lives with his parents, owns child pornography...
Is this guy a 4chan regular?
I think the both of them are, They still are sick fuck's though
prodikal
12-15-2009, 05:33 PM
Well, shit... if their parent's can't manipulate them into not having sex with one hundred and thirty seven and three-quarters year old men, then the parents are failures, aren't they?
You still are.
Thank God I'm only 49. It's perfectly okay now.
Socks?
Racial nationalism with nuclear weapons and nothing to lose. Welcome to the new world order.
You're not exactly impressing me on that count, honey.
The fact that you actually put both of those into one sentence... lol.
As of 1999, 44 out of 50 US states make it fully legal to rape your kids, if they're your own offspring. Where the fuck were you?
Speaking of which, in 1999, the CARE act (HR 2382) was introduced to change that. It failed. Where the fuck were you?
In most states, a runaway is forcibly trafficked to the abuse they left. Where the fuck were you?
You're pretty ineligable to say shit about "easily manipulated" on account of your parroting of tabloid TV without a damned bit of substantiative awareness of any[/i] of the fucking issues. I suggest you STFU about it and possibly fix your mind.
Guess what? I really don't fucking care if somone's breeder. Unless I'm killing breeder, that is...
Yup.
Too old, didn't fap.
Not too old. Might fap.
See the difference?
One's a giant fuzzball with disgusting fat-sacks stuck to its chest and a nasty, fish-like aroma coming from between its bleeding meat-curtains.
The other is nine pounds of cuteness which has the god-given benifit of having no teeth.
In case you're wondering, those are not the same thing.
Those girls look too old for grown men to have sex with.
Kindergarteners look old enough for grown men to have sex with.
Happy? 'twas your request, honey.
Too old/didn't fap.
Then again, once you link the pic - yes! Yes she does!
Oh. Hey. You're starting to try to buy out of the "easily manipulated" category. Almost. Only a little ways to go...
You want "worse crimes?" Worse crimes is not someone answering the question "can you lick me where I pee" with the word "yes." "Worse crimes" is the fact that when people try to run away from their Daddy's basement - they can't, because of the cops.
But you didn't do anything about that. You just left them to your fate, because your TV told you to engage in anti 'phile-anthropic advocacy regarding violence against children. Yay.
Guess what? You don't have what it takes to live a life of race-banging. You don't qualify. [b]You did not grow up hunted in this god damned ciil war and did not adapt to it.
Sure, this determines your chances to survive once your make-believe, hero-in-your-own-mind role as "heterosexuality police" hits the fucking streets... but it also determines a lot of fucking other things. One of the leading ones, in fact, is your knowledge of fucking history.
Can you name the set that's banging on my people? Can you name the year the first battle of the war started, and why? Can you name the previous war that this one grew out of, what time period it was, and who the involved parties from my race were?
Have you ever considered that your "1337 breeder supersoldier" ass might just be fake-down in your "I'm so gangsta" set-trippin' racebanging, perhaps? Have you ever wondered why you never connected "the police traffick them even when they don't want to go back" with "violence against children and youth?" Could it possibly be because your set never educated you and your television doesn't even try to, perhaps?
You're not cut out for this war, and you're not even in this unless you can trace your set history all the way back.
Now, knock it off and quit banging, for life.
Is this you dude ?
K1eNDIioyx8
As long as everyone involved is sexually mature, there really shouldn't be any big deal about it. Only Americans are retarded enough to think that there's a significant difference in maturity (physical or emotional) between 16 and 18.
Star Wars Fan
12-15-2009, 06:21 PM
I have two younger sisters, 10 and 14. One day, for the hell of it, they decide to hop a bus to a city miles away, to go to the beach, all alone, against their parents' will.
They laughed that I was worried and this is downtown at night, where I have seen fights, drug addicts, all kinds of fucked up shit, and my 2 sisters are smiling and laughing at my concern
Seriously. I don't remember homeless people in my downtown hitting on all the lolis, and drug addicts and homeless who get into fights tend to do it with OTHER drug addicts and fighters.
Dude. He is an asshole, but that's no reason to kill a man.
Yes it is. I hope someone goes and shoots his anti-pedo faggot ass. Fuck the Society. If he can ruin other peoples' lives and get away with it...
EDIT: reminded to hit those Perverted-Justice forums.
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