Things i thought as a child

[Kratos]

Im remembering deep shit when i remembered something disturbing.

Whenever i was young and people would say " each other " fast, i would shudder.

Cholla is a term for penis in spanish. whenever people say each other i would imagine two grown men rubbing their non-erect penis together. cholla and each other sound kinda alike to me. If you say both of them outloud fast.

Id be totally freaked out and shit. people in love movies say it seldomly.

some chick and some dude say each other then id imagine the chick having a non-erected penis and rubs it with the dudes non-erected penis.

At school, id try and avoid saying "each other" which made me kinda get lower grades then usual. nothing seriously low but still.

Some fuck up shit i thought about as a child. lemme see if i remember more stuff.

[Kratos]

You goddamn freak.

It freaked me out, if thats what you mean.

or perhaps im over-thinking about it?

[Emulated_Reality]

I used to think that elephant was pronounced elephan-ant and that the past tense of go was goed. That's kinda the same right?

[TaxonomicalPissingContest]

I used to think a power drill was called a 'tah-jobs'.

There was an ad on TV when I was really small, and the tagline was 'tough tools for tough jobs'. As I was about 2 at the time, it became 'tah-jobs'.

Tbh, I still use the term from time to time. I'm all like "hey buddy, pass me the ol' tah-jobs there" and they're like "WTF?" and I'm like :(

[hooloovoo]

Hmm. When I was about 9 I thought the word "unique" was pronounced "yoon-ih-cue." My little brother thought the words to one of his favorite Beatles' songs was "Lucy in the Sky with Dynamite."

On a deeper level, I thought that since people prayed silently everything you thought was directly transmitted to god, so I used to think uncontrollably sacrilegious thoughts and then think "sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't really mean to think that, God."

Also, didn't silverfuck just make this thread?

[Kratos]

Also, didn't silverfuck just make this thread?

Yes. to an extent

I guess we both made it at the same time. I didn't see hers.

Our threads are a bit different. You can tell by our first posts in both threads.

[:MAD:ijuana]

You're obviously gay, its time to come out faggot

[Kratos]

You're obviously gay, its time to come out faggot

Not when you come out first, you queen.

[Femme Fatale]

Hmm, when I was a kid I thought a lot about God and things, I thought lots about relationships in life... I also used to think that if I had a big poop my intestines would come out with it... oh I also used to think stomach was pronounced "stom-atch".... Oh and one day I turned on the tv and saw some lady licking some guys dick, it freaked me out because i was about 8 or 9...

[Kratos]

Hmm, when I was a kid I thought a lot about God and things, I thought lots about relationships in life... I also used to think that if I had a big poop my intestines would come out with it... oh I also used to think stomach was pronounced "stom-atch".... Oh and one day I turned on the tv and saw some lady licking some guys dick, it freaked me out because i was about 8 or 9...

Yes.....the first we see porn is always the worst.

[slm33d]

I used to think fish would jump in the boat & attack me if I was fishing. Shit scared the hell out of me. I would never go near the sides of the boat cause I thought there was gunna be a group of sharks/fish waiting for me.

[Yggdrasil]

When I was younger, anytime anyone mentioned the US in Spanish, Estados Unidos, I'd get the mental image of a jar of lollipops, and anytime anyone'd mention my grandmother's name I'd get the mental image of a pair of golden earrings. A good amount of things did this for me. I thought that buttoning up your shirt entirely looked good, and so did tucking in polo shirts, and so did gelled hair; I was also fat and didn't think badly of it. Around adolescence I learned how wrong I was on all counts, and as of now I can say I've developed a healthy self-image complex. I thought orange juice with pulp was nasty, too; lord knows ain't nothing better than a glass of chunky OJ in the morning.

I also 'liked' the opposite sex at that age (I do remember several crushes), but I don't know if you can truly call that attraction at that age.