View Full Version : Archived: teh ULTIMATE predator debate
Jeff Gatherer
08-31-2009, 12:17 PM
although seperated by millions of years and thousands of miles, if (by some tear in the fabric of space-time) Giganotosaurus carolinii and Tyrannosaurus rex ever fought: who would win?
Snoopy
09-04-2009, 02:51 AM
http://sofaking.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/knightrider460.jpg
BATTLESTEER
09-04-2009, 07:06 PM
Chutullu
Vizier
09-04-2009, 07:18 PM
Depends if it's on sea or land. Air even.
On sea, probably Megalodon would eat the living shit out of everything.
On land, I'd go for Spinosaurus or Gigantosaurus.
On air, probably something like Teratornis or Quetzalcoatlus.
Kwinnie Bogan
09-08-2009, 01:49 AM
Spinosaurus would get it's shit ruined. It might look fearsome, but it was pissweak in comparison to other others in it's own class such as Carcharodontosaurus and the poster child T. Rex. Jurassic Park = Fiction.
CanadianPenguin
09-08-2009, 02:20 AM
ZULU!
Snoopy
09-08-2009, 02:35 PM
FAIL!!! :mad:
The obvious answer is...
http://www.lignewport.com/Images/P10100151.jpg
i poop in your cereal
09-08-2009, 02:45 PM
Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human).
Azure
09-08-2009, 08:04 PM
Spinosaurus would get it's shit ruined. It might look fearsome, but it was pissweak in comparison to other others in it's own class such as Carcharodontosaurus and the poster child T. Rex. Jurassic Park = Fiction.
This. I couldn't believe my eyes when they portrayed S.Egyptiacus as being an alpha predator. It's fairly evident that the Spinosaurus is a fish-eater with a relatively weak jaw and neck muscle when compared to a terrestrial predator.
One of the many reasons why Jurassic Park is not a trilogy.
Mr.Happy
09-08-2009, 08:05 PM
The soon-to-be-discovered Mr.Happysaurus would chomp 'em all to shit.
*digs*
Azure
09-08-2009, 08:14 PM
The soon-to-be-discovered Mr.Happysaurus would chomp 'em all to shit.
*digs*
He sounds badass.
Mr.Happy
09-08-2009, 08:16 PM
He sounds badass.
He's pretty chill unless you try to steal his stuff. Then he turns badass and fucks shit up.
He also considers everything on Earth to be his, so he pretty much fucks shit up every time he sees any other dinosaur doing anything except flying.
SHARP
09-08-2009, 11:16 PM
He's pretty chill unless you try to steal his stuff. Then he turns badass and fucks shit up.
He also considers everything on Earth to be his, so he pretty much fucks shit up every time he sees any other dinosaur doing anything except flying.
Rumors has it, that they just found a new dinosaur somewhere up here in northern Europe, can you fill me in?
As far as I've heard from this place (http://us.geocities.com/stegob/danske.html) (please pay special attention to Dr. Bernhard's words on the later finds),
this article (http://jp.dk/nyviden/article1796671.ece), and this examination (http://www.wallerblog.com/images/funny-pictures-bah-humbug-cat.jpg) of fossils, there should be a predator that would out-class yours in ferocity, viciousness, and everything else.
As far as I know they haven't named it yet, but as we're obviously dealing with a Spinosaurida, a good idea for a name would be Spinosaurus sharpiregalis...
I'm just sayin'...
BATTLESTEER
09-16-2009, 03:47 AM
http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/minotaur.jpg
that
Sanchez_Machine
09-21-2009, 08:57 AM
T-rex would get fuckulated hardcore by that giant stompy negro.
5024L
09-21-2009, 08:59 AM
ShutMeUp's tits.
Dillinger22
09-21-2009, 04:22 PM
I'd say ultimately, it'd have to be an Orca
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/orca-killer-whale.jpg
But on land, definitely a Siberian tiger
http://ylovebigcats.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/siberian-tiger-6.jpg
Nothing could fuck with that
Of all time?
Megalodon, no contest
http://image.hotbikeweb.com/f/harley-davidson-accessories/megalodon-shark-belt-buckles/24861997+cr1+re0+ar1/megalodon-scale.jpg
"A team of scientists led by Stephen Wroe conducted an experiment in 2008 to determine the bite force of the C. megalodon and concluded that very large specimens were capable of exerting a bite force of up to 40,131 pounds per square inch"
Xlite
09-21-2009, 10:21 PM
Ye, and cool thing is Megalodon might still exist, unlike dino's.
If however we're going with fiction, i'd like to add Leviathan.
The meaniest animal :
The ratel, or honey badger, is one of the fiercest, most predatory animals on the planet. They prey upon many animals, including scorpions, porcupines, tortoises, crocodiles, and snakes. Attracted to honey, they also ravage beehives. Healthy ratels have no predators; their viciousness and loose skin, which make them difficult to grip, keep other animals at a distance.
It jumps crocs, like wtf?
And then The Siberian Tiger, the biggest one ever was 700 lbs and 10ft :O
But in the end, a blue whale (98-110ft) would eat everyone in one mouthfull, except for Sauropods (190 ft).
Kwinnie Bogan
10-01-2009, 02:52 PM
http://casosdepolicia.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/chikatilo.jpg
Some of you may recognise the picture or the name, the rest of you will just feel a slight and momentary disturbance in the air above their heads.
Mankonaut X
10-01-2009, 02:57 PM
The meanest animal :
The ratel, or honey badger, is one of the fiercest, most predatory animals on the planet. They prey upon many animals, including scorpions, porcupines, tortoises, crocodiles, and snakes. Attracted to honey, they also ravage beehives. Healthy ratels have no predators; their viciousness and loose skin, which make them difficult to grip, keep other animals at a distance.
It jumps crocs, like wtf?
Damn I was gonna say that.
Kwinnie Bogan
10-01-2009, 03:08 PM
Megalodon is fucking useless. It's called land.
purewhitepanda
10-01-2009, 04:08 PM
I'll take the underdog and go with T-rex only for that he weighs about a half ton less. So am going to take him for quickness. They both have pussy ass arm length so it doesn't even really matter about hand to hand if they fought.
Since everyone is talking about other species. On that note the poison dart frog is the baddest mo'fo of land of all time and he doesn't even have to fight you.Now that's skillz. With sea the box jellyfish is fucking everything up and he's another bad ass mo'fo who don't even have to put up a fight.
Xlite
10-02-2009, 02:52 PM
Forgot to add the Asian Giant Hornet
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Picture_Vespa.jpg
A single hornet can kill as many as 40 honey bees per minute thanks to their large mandibles which can quickly strike and decapitate a bee. It takes only a few of these hornets a few hours to exterminate the population of a 30,000-member hive, leaving a trail of severed insect heads and limbs.
Masato Onodescribed described the sensation as feeling "like a hot nail being driven into his leg".
-wiki
Other facts :
* The venom contains at least eight distinct chemicals, some of which damage tissue, some of which cause pain, and at least one which has an odor that attracts more hornets to the victim.
* The venom contains 5% acetylcholine, a greater concentration than is present in bee or other wasp venoms. Acetylcholine stimulates the pain nerve fibers, intensifying the pain of the sting.
* Vespa mandarinia uses its large crushing mandibles, rather than its sting, to kill prey.
* The venom of the Asian giant hornet is more toxic than that of most other bees or wasps, giving this species one of the greatest lethal capacities per individual.
* The enzyme in the venom is so strong that it can dissolve human tissue. On some occasions, the sting may be compared to the effects of a spider bite.
* Like all hornets, V. mandarinia has a barbless stinger, allowing it to sting repeatedly.
-wiki
imawolfrawr
10-02-2009, 02:58 PM
http://www.aids-india.org/images/avertp12.jpg
This > all
Unnecessary~surgery
10-02-2009, 03:15 PM
http://casosdepolicia.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/chikatilo.jpg
Some of you may recognise the picture or the name, the rest of you will just feel a slight and momentary disturbance in the air above their heads.
*Temperature in room suddenly drops 10°*
Those hornets are scary fuckers though
imawolfrawr
10-02-2009, 03:24 PM
who the fuck is that guy?
Xlite
10-02-2009, 04:33 PM
who the fuck is that guy?
Russian serial killer
Mankonaut X
10-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Russian serial killer
I think that's my uncle :confused:
Kwinnie Bogan
10-03-2009, 03:49 AM
Russian serial killer
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/icons/icon14.gif
..that as well as cannibal, paedophile, rapist, and worst of all.. ...a Communist :p. Chikatilo was a fucking ghoul and a half.
EDIT: I was saying something about your sig, but it'd make me look like a pretentious fuck probably :(, so I retracted it. But it's a good quote.
Xlite
10-03-2009, 06:36 AM
EDIT: I was saying something about your sig, but it'd make me look like a pretentious fuck probably :(, so I retracted it. But it's a good quote.
I'm sure it can't be that bad.
Not many people are aware of kierkegaard and existentialism.
And what a shame that is.
It took a huge burden of my shoulders when i got into it. However, it also gave me something else to carry with me instead.
vnorberto
10-03-2009, 10:43 AM
ahhh, the joys of having the instincts of a predatory killer.
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