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Jordan
09-02-2009, 06:46 PM
This document is fake but I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.
http://imgur.com/3qpo5.png

http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt186/heartburnkid/beck.jpg

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk153/gschwartz_bucket/becklolcat.jpg

http://memegenerator.net/Instances/633/Nazi-Bat-GLENN-BECK-RAPED-AND-MURDERED-A-GIRL-IN-1990.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/2zxshp3.jpg

http://memegenerator.net/Instances/206/Success-Kid-BABY-PATTON-OSWALT--KNOWS-WHAT-GLENN-BECK-DID.jpg

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2630/7b877584b1b1056bf3db36e.jpg

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/beck/racist.jpg

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll53/qp138/Beck.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3879062268_4db0d5656c_o.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5900/beckrape2.jpg

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/glance/rape.gif

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb33/hobodeluxe/Glenn-Beck-a-Rapist-and-Muderer-Som.jpg

http://i29.tinypic.com/msyu5i.jpg

http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz195/silveramini/glen.jpg

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s290/BallZach/gongetraped.jpg

http://blogslut.com/1990b.jpg

And my favorite.
http://i25.tinypic.com/506lh.jpg

http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/discussion/index.php?PHPSESSID=d2b1c380896d04768ade99f3a1a61f f3&topic=21.0

Marijuanasaurus
09-02-2009, 06:49 PM
LOL

beergoggles
09-02-2009, 06:51 PM
This just screams 4chan.

PROJECT PAT
09-02-2009, 06:51 PM
i'm so confused right now

Tigger Nits
09-02-2009, 06:53 PM
Damn I know exactly where that happened. lol

master killer
09-02-2009, 06:55 PM
Five-starred.

:MAD:ijuana
09-02-2009, 06:56 PM
I quite enjoyed these pictures

Some Old Drunk Guy
09-02-2009, 10:30 PM
I thought this was common knowledge

water bottle
09-02-2009, 10:36 PM
I say we rally the internets and utterly destroy Glenn Beck's miserable fucking life.

Jordan
09-02-2009, 10:40 PM
I say we rally the internets and utterly destroy Glenn Beck's miserable fucking life.

Apparently he might lose his job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l40a6xPEzsM

PROJECT PAT
09-02-2009, 10:41 PM
lol i just read about his life. what a fucked up guy.

his mom and brother killed herself. another brother died of heart attack. raised by creepy catholics he then converted to far creepier mormonism. daughter is a retarded crippled person. wow.

TruthWielder
09-02-2009, 10:41 PM
One of the few guys who cares about the constitution and the betterment of America.

I wonder if there is absolutely any proof of this. In which case he should be thrown in jail asap. Any more? Or is this just the only card angry ignoramus's could pull to slander this one powerful guy who gives a damn about your freedoms being thrown away.

TruthWielder
09-02-2009, 10:44 PM
lol i just read about his life. what a fucked up guy.

his mom and brother killed herself. another brother died of heart attack. raised by creepy catholics he then converted to far creepier mormonism. daughter is a retarded crippled person. wow.

Sounds like Jackketch, Nuclear Winter, and a bunch of other totseans (zokletians) rolled into one.

Damn.

Jordan
09-02-2009, 10:44 PM
One of the few guys who cares about the constitution and the betterment of America.


You must be thinking of this guy.

http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ron20paul.jpg

Struwwelpeter
09-02-2009, 10:46 PM
Ron Paul might care a little bit, but nobody gives a fuck about what he has to say. Glenn Beck gets around 3,000,000 viewers daily, Ron Paul sucks Barney Frank off on his lunch break. If there was a good name for Beck's show it would be "Jewbusters", man he is pretty much merciless on all of the Jewish and negroid czars and associates Obama is working with.

Jordan
09-02-2009, 10:59 PM
Ron Paul might care a little bit, but nobody gives a fuck about what he has to say. Glenn Beck gets around 3,000,000 viewers daily, Ron Paul sucks Barney Frank off on his lunch break. If there was a good name for Beck's show it would be "Jewbusters", man he is pretty much merciless on all of the Jewish and negroid czars and associates Obama is working with.

There is some truth to what Glenn Beck says but it's the ways he says it that makes him look like an idiot. But unfortunately along with that little bit of truth comes the most insanely stupid ideas and principals that only Glenn Beck can say on national television.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/223279/march-31-2009/the-10-31-project

Also Glenn Beck is a fucking creep.

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Powdered Toast Man please
09-02-2009, 11:12 PM
this is pretty "lol".

Marijuanasaurus
09-02-2009, 11:12 PM
There is some truth to what Glenn Beck says but it's the ways he says it that makes him look like an idiot. But unfortunately along with that little bit of truth comes the most insanely stupid ideas and principals that only Glenn Beck can say on national television.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/223279/march-31-2009/the-10-31-project

Also Glenn Beck is a fucking creep.

PY9IC7njYYc

lol jeez what a creep

Struwwelpeter
09-02-2009, 11:13 PM
What's so creepy about that? You just find it creepy because you're a feminized faggot who is afraid of women, used to be that woman would have laughed in compliance with Beck lest she go home and get an ass whipping from her husband for implying on national television that she is above or equal to a man, by not laughing at his jokes.

Struwwelpeter
09-02-2009, 11:13 PM
Haha, same goes for Marijuanasaurus, that little brown faggot.

Marijuanasaurus
09-02-2009, 11:15 PM
What's so creepy about that? You just find it creepy because you're a feminized faggot who is afraid of women, used to be that woman would have laughed in compliance with Beck lest she go home and get an ass whipping from her husband for implying on national television that she is above or equal to a man, by not laughing at his jokes.

And thats why you never get laid

Struwwelpeter
09-02-2009, 11:22 PM
HAHA! Ironically, the fact that you believe the opposite is why you never get laid my little brown shorty. Women are attracted to that sort of thing, the healthy ones at least.

Marijuanasaurus
09-02-2009, 11:24 PM
HAHA! Ironically, the fact that you believe the opposite is why you never get laid my little brown shorty. Women are attracted to that sort of thing, the healthy ones at least.

LOL. I surprise myself sometimes too man, see because im not the dominant male, im in no way shape or form the strongest in my species. But for some reason i have my ways of outsmarting every one of you stupid fucks, and then you wonder why your women end up with me. :D

TruthWielder
09-02-2009, 11:28 PM
lol jeez what a creep

It was a joke. A joke. A stupid one? Yes. Is he a creep? Perhaps.

But then when Obama brushes off his shoulder in reference to the stereotypically black saying people laugh like hyenas.

Marijuanasaurus
09-02-2009, 11:30 PM
It was a joke. A joke. A stupid one? Yes. Is he a creep? Perhaps.

But then when Obama brushes off his shoulder in reference to the stereotypically black saying people laugh like hyenas.

He said it in a desperate manner which is why hes a creep.

and black people do laugh like hyenas. Video?

Struwwelpeter
09-02-2009, 11:32 PM
LOL. I surprise myself sometimes too man, see because im not the dominant male, im in no way shape or form the strongest in my species. But for some reason i have my ways of outsmarting every one of you stupid fucks, and then you wonder why your women end up with me. :D
I don't know why you always say this man, fleshlight isn't one of "our women" nor did you steal them from us, I mean, you bought it man, it's your property have fun with it but keep your schizophrenic ramblings to yourself shorty kk? :D

Spam Man Sam
09-02-2009, 11:34 PM
You must be thinking of this guy.

http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ron20paul.jpg

Ron Paul 2012.

Marijuanasaurus
09-02-2009, 11:34 PM
I don't know why you always say this man, fleshlight isn't one of "our women" nor did you steal them from us, I mean, you bought it man, it's your property have fun with it but keep your schizophrenic ramblings to yourself shorty kk? :D

She is too a woman!

http://zoklet.net/bbs/images/smilies/mad.gif

Shaggy
09-02-2009, 11:35 PM
lol i just read about his life. what a fucked up guy.

his mom and brother killed herself. another brother died of heart attack. raised by creepy catholics he then converted to far creepier mormonism. daughter is a retarded crippled person. wow.

Alot of suckage squeezed into a short time-span:thumbsup:

TruthWielder
09-02-2009, 11:37 PM
He said it in a desperate manner which is why hes a creep.

and black people do laugh like hyenas. Video?

So he's a guy that sucks with women, makes bad jokes, and gives a damn about the constitution. I'll take that over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzXcNgCr0nk

Though upon seeing it^^ I did laugh like hell and murmured "Well played sir..."

Jordan
09-02-2009, 11:40 PM
So he's a guy that sucks with women, makes bad jokes, and gives a damn about the constitution. I'll take that over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzXcNgCr0nk

Though upon seeing it^^ I did laugh like hell and murmured "Well played sir..."

This thread is not about our fail President. Thanks.

edit: This thread has nothing to do about bashing the right, just Glenn Beck. :)
I don't want into to turn into a flame war because I honestly don't like the left or the right.

TruthWielder
09-02-2009, 11:47 PM
This thread is not about our fail President. Thanks.

He asked for the video. :hrmph:

NamelessNom4d
09-02-2009, 11:55 PM
This reeks of 4chan... still somewhat lulz though.

Jordan
09-02-2009, 11:59 PM
This reeks of 4chan... still somewhat lulz though.

99% of what's funny on the internet comes from 4chan. Unfortunately there funny to crap ratio is so awful out of proportion.

Jordan
09-03-2009, 03:28 PM
http://imgur.com/VDXdS.png

drBOX
09-03-2009, 03:36 PM
has nothing to do with 4chan. the allegations have absolutely nothing to back up the claims. Someone, or probably a group set this 'hit' up- no different than people threatening his advertisers b/c they don't like his politics.

this is nothing more than a cruel hit piece intended to destroy beck- fails too...

Unnecessary~surgery
09-03-2009, 04:01 PM
i have no idea who Glenn Beck and neither do i intend to find out :thumbsup:

Intoxicated Shaman
09-03-2009, 07:53 PM
Glenn Beck deserves to get raped in the ass for his political beliefs already.

Now he deserves to be fucked up the ass with a spiked missle that explodes upon orgasm.

TruthWielder
09-06-2009, 07:12 PM
Glenn Beck deserves to get raped in the ass for his political beliefs already.

Now he deserves to be fucked up the ass with a spiked missle that explodes upon orgasm.

Seriously, I'd like to know what you understand about his "political beliefs".

Intoxicated Shaman
09-07-2009, 12:10 AM
Seriously, I'd like to know what you understand about his "political beliefs".

I know he's an annoying republican with a Fox show, and that he's on The O'Reilly Factor a lot. He's also a Mormon and was an alcoholic. That alone pretty much means he's a conservative fucktard, who probably claims to be something else like every other tool on Fox.

drBOX
09-07-2009, 12:36 AM
erm, u see those pictures of the joker in one of the jpegs? that's 4chan

I'm sure it is, but I don't think the smear campaign originated there.

nshanin
09-07-2009, 12:51 AM
Five starred

Cammie
09-07-2009, 12:57 AM
I know he's an annoying republican with a Fox show, and that he's on The O'Reilly Factor a lot. He's also a Mormon and was an alcoholic. That alone pretty much means he's a conservative fucktard, who probably claims to be something else like every other tool on Fox.

So, he has beliefs and his own show.
Like Rachel Maddow. And Jon Stewart. And David Letterman. And Bill Maher.

Do you hate them as well? Or just the "fucktards" that have differing opinions to yours?

supperrfreek
09-07-2009, 01:07 AM
and was an alcoholic.
So was Ted Kennedy, in fact, Ted Kennedy was a drunk driver and a murderer; thus he is worse than Glenn Beck in the category of alcoholism. Oh and this proves that being an alcoholic isn't just something Conservatives do.
He's also a Mormon
What's so bad about mainstream Mormonism?
Oh, what's that?
You've got a prejudice, oh, it shows.

nshanin
09-07-2009, 01:19 AM
What's so bad about mainstream Mormonism?
Its craziness puts Islam to shame. It produces a power structure that influences politics to an extent unimagined by any advocates of the separation of church and state. It is degrading to women in a psychologically subversive manner similar to but unique from that of other faiths. It causes the suicides of hundreds of homosexual Mormon youths every year. It is highly taxing on the welfare system. It spurs the creation of blue laws that have prevented Salt Lake City from becoming a major tourist attraction despite its huge potential. It creates a hive mentality that in turn creates children who are mentally incapable of dealing with the real world.

I grew up in Utah, mainstream Mormonism is a very scary thing.

Intoxicated Shaman
09-07-2009, 01:54 AM
So, he has beliefs and his own show.
Like Rachel Maddow. And Jon Stewart. And David Letterman. And Bill Maher.

Do you hate them as well? Or just the "fucktards" that have differing opinions to yours?

No. But I don't like conservative ideologies, so that's why Glenn and the majority of the Fox idiots (O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, etc.) are just a completely IQ deficient group of dumbfucks.

So was Ted Kennedy, in fact, Ted Kennedy was a drunk driver and a murderer; thus he is worse than Glenn Beck in the category of alcoholism. Oh and this proves that being an alcoholic isn't just something Conservatives do.

What's so bad about mainstream Mormonism?
Oh, what's that?
You've got a prejudice, oh, it shows.

There's nothing wrong with alcoholics, and Mormonism is a stupid fucking religion (along with every other one, for that matter). I was just pointing out that I did in fact know who Glenn Beck was, which that guy probably was hoping I didn't.

And I had no idea that so many people here would actually defend a Fox News Bullshit spewer like Glenn Beck on here.

supperrfreek
09-07-2009, 02:09 AM
I was just pointing out that I did in fact know who Glenn Beck was, which that guy probably was hoping I didn't.

In his book, An Inconvenient Book he literally admits to having been an alcoholic. And what's so wrong with making a conscious decision to convert to Mormonism?
And I had no idea that so many people here would actually defend a Fox News Bullshit spewer like Glenn Beck on here.
I read An Inconvenient Book, it was ok. I haven't watched the tv show in a long time, but, Glenn seemed like a regular guy. Especially prior to when he was on Fox. He is also one of the few people to take guys like Bob Barr and Ron Paul seriously.
He's got some of Fox's highest ratings (he's not even on prime time). If I were going to make a thread like this, I would have taken that into account.

Tevar
09-07-2009, 02:14 AM
I guess THAT is why Van Jones resigned. Glenn Beck was spewing bullshit with no basis in reality. Couldn't have been that Van Jones is a fucking kook. Couldn't have been Glenn Beck exposed him for the kook he was.

Maybe that is why he's getting so much shit thrown his way. He's actually having an impact on the Obama administration and making his life a living hell. Funny how even a half-crazy crybaby, like Beck, can make the Obama administration look like a bunch of hacks.

pill popper
09-07-2009, 02:27 AM
This just screams 4chan.

agreed

TruthWielder
09-08-2009, 03:48 AM
I know he's an annoying republican with a Fox show, and that he's on The O'Reilly Factor a lot. He's also a Mormon and was an alcoholic. That alone pretty much means he's a conservative fucktard, who probably claims to be something else like every other tool on Fox.

So what you're saying in response to my question is "fuck all".

He's on the O'Reilley factor because he is a famous tv personality. That akin to saying Obama sucks because hes in the white house. Hes a mormon. Ok. Tell me how that negatively effects his political beliefs and then maybe you'll have an inkling of a point. Alcoholic? Correction, he was an alcoholic.

Well...that's some sharp reasoning there sonny.

water bottle
09-08-2009, 03:53 AM
So what you're saying in response to my question is "fuck all".

"Fuck all" also being quite a fitting expression to define how much of a shit Beck actually gives about his "politics". He is a great actor though, so passionate!

If you can't figure what I'm getting at, here's a hint: Glenn Beck likes money, as does Fox. All his "political views" are likely greatly exaggerated on his show, hence the fact that FOX has more viewers than CNN or MSNBC :facepalm:.

JustAnotherAsshole
09-08-2009, 04:01 AM
I've been trolling with that on youtube all day.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
09-08-2009, 04:03 AM
Lame.

He fairly criticizes Obama and the Liberal goons go after him,

TruthWielder
09-08-2009, 04:05 AM
"Fuck all" also being quite a fitting expression to define how much of a shit Beck actually gives about his "politics". He is a great actor though, so passionate!

If you can't figure what I'm getting at, here's a hint: Glenn Beck likes money, as does Fox. All his "political views" are likely greatly exaggerated on his show, hence the fact that FOX has more viewers than CNN or MSNBC :facepalm:.

Ah.

So wait...let me get this straight.

Glenn Beck....likes....money. Yes. And and, um, he acts a certain way and is, uh, therefore a hypocrite.

Thus...Fox has more viewers.

Makes perfect sense.

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.........


Tool.

water bottle
09-08-2009, 04:08 AM
I've been trolling with that on youtube all day.

It is so good to hear it!

I'll do some tomorrow.

water bottle
09-08-2009, 04:13 AM
He fairly criticizes Obama and the Liberal goons go after him,

"This is a man who, I believe, is a racist." Yes, fair criticism :rolleyes:. If "fair criticism" equates with "high ratings" and "almost comically biased television network", then I suppose you're right. He's a very fair man.

Tool.

Well, it's great you're such a good fanboy, but a bit unfortunate you're also a thick fellow. I'm simply saying arguing about the ideology of Mr. Beck (or, as you requested, the nature of his ideology) is like arguing about the divinity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He's a television personality.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
09-08-2009, 04:20 AM
"This is a man who, I believe, is a racist." Yes, fair criticism :rolleyes:. If "fair criticism" equates with "high ratings" and "almost comically biased television network", then I suppose you're right. He's a very fair man.



Well, it's great you're such a good fanboy, but a bit unfortunate you're also a thick fellow. I'm simply saying arguing about the ideology of Mr. Beck (or, as you requested, the nature of his ideology) is like arguing about the divinity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He's a television personality.

Calling him racist isn't out of line when you take into account with all the Black Nationalists and Marxists he has been associated with over his life.
His pastor is a hater of White people and America. Now just think for a second, If Obama was strongly apposed to racism why was he going to such a church.

water bottle
09-08-2009, 04:22 AM
His pastor is a hater of White people and America. Now just think for a second, If Obama was strongly apposed to racism why was he going to such a church.

Well, we should probably mention first that Obama is half fucking white. Second, "white" in "white people" needs not be capitalized despite how superior that race may or may not be. Lastly, I frankly doubt very much that Obama or most other liberal politicians go to church for anything other than votes.

But this is a really old thing...

Angry Blue Bird of Death
09-08-2009, 04:25 AM
Well, we should probably mention first that Obama is half fucking white. Second, "white" in "white people" needs not be capitalized despite how superior that race may or may not be. Lastly, I frankly doubt very much that Obama or most other liberal politicians go to church for anything other than votes.

But this is a really old thing...

Obama might be mulatto but he considers himself black and society precises him as a black. The only time he talks about being White is when he's trying to please White voters.

TruthWielder
09-08-2009, 04:31 AM
Well, it's great you're such a good fanboy, but a bit unfortunate you're also a thick fellow. I'm simply saying arguing about the ideology of Mr. Beck (or, as you requested, the nature of his ideology) is like arguing about the divinity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He's a television personality.

Of course. So was William F. Buckley. So was Gore Vidal. Twice you connected two unrelated concepts. To equate someone being on TV with hypocrisy is utterly ridiculous. To equate someone disagreeing with you with a dunce is ridiculous. Its called burden of proof sonny. You show me how he is hypocritical about his beliefs (because there is even less reason to say he is not watching out for this country) and then say something.

water bottle
09-08-2009, 04:36 AM
Of course. So was William F. Buckley. So was Gore Vidal. Twice you connected two unrelated concepts. To equate someone being on TV with hypocrisy is utterly ridiculous. To equate someone disagreeing with you with a dunce is ridiculous. Its called burden of proof sonny. You show me how he is hypocritical about his beliefs (because there is even less reason to say he is not watching out for this country) and then say something.

You show me where I said he's a hypocrite and I'll get right on it. I'm calling him a phony. Now, I know you have a snappy semantic comeback for that, but please try to contain yourself.

TruthWielder
09-08-2009, 04:51 AM
You show me where I said he's a hypocrite and I'll get right on it. I'm calling him a phony. Now, I know you have a snappy semantic comeback for that, but please try to contain yourself.

And again dude.

Semantics, the definition of words and in the context of an argument usually implies working those definitions to fit your own position. Exactly what you're fucking doing. You know you called him a hypocrite when you said he exaggerates, thus is portraying a feeling or opinion not his own. Fuckin a. Try to contain myself? As if disagreeing with you further is now a implication of an erroneous or ludicrous position on my part?

You're a trip bud. No hard feelings.

water bottle
09-08-2009, 04:56 AM
Hm, good point. Frankly, I don't think there's much point arguing with somebody who is so full of himself that his username is "TruthWielder" :rolleyes:.

JustAnotherAsshole
09-08-2009, 11:12 AM
Lame.

He fairly criticizes Obama and the Liberal goons go after him,

Oh, boo fucking hoo.

If Glenn wasn't such a miserable piece of shit, people wouldn't go out of their way to fuck with him.

Ah.

So wait...let me get this straight.

Glenn Beck....likes....money. Yes. And and, um, he acts a certain way and is, uh, therefore a hypocrite.

Thus...Fox has more viewers.

Makes perfect sense.
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.........

Tool.

Sure, it's his job, but he lies to millions of people every day like it's nothing. He can influence people, elections and laws with his sensational bullshit, and that is certainly not okay.

I was reading the wikipedia page on it the other day, and I was wondering why the fuck they ever got rid of that "Fairness Doctrine."

Intoxicated Shaman
09-08-2009, 04:31 PM
I just saw a commercial for Glenn Beck's Fox show and at the end it said "from Fox, the fairest source in news". I had a great session of lulz from that.

supperrfreek
09-08-2009, 04:35 PM
Sure, it's his job, but he lies to millions of people every day like it's nothing. He can influence people, elections and laws with his sensational bullshit, and that is certainly not okay.
As if the New York Times is any better? As far as I'm concerned we no longer have anything close to journalism in the United States.

33% God
09-08-2009, 04:46 PM
I thought it was Bob Saget that raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

http://www.indavideo.hu/video/Roast_of_Bob_Saget_Gilbert_Gottfried

Jordan
09-08-2009, 05:01 PM
I thought it was Bob Saget that raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

http://www.indavideo.hu/video/Roast_of_Bob_Saget_Gilbert_Gottfried

Oddly enough I watched the Roast of Bob Saget a couple days ago. When I heard it on there I assumed it was just another meme. But I don't see it showing up anywhere else. Weird.

33% God
09-08-2009, 05:16 PM
Oddly enough I watched the Roast of Bob Saget a couple days ago. When I heard it on there I assumed it was just another meme. But I don't see it showing up anywhere else. Weird.

No,it's just a joke to get people talking and wondering if he actually did it. It was huge on Google after the roast aired of people looking it up.

It's basically meant to start an urban legend/rumor of something terrible about Bob Saget.

supperrfreek
09-08-2009, 06:17 PM
No,it's just a joke to get people talking and wondering if he actually did it. It was huge on Google after the roast aired of people looking it up.

It's basically meant to start an urban legend/rumor of something terrible about Bob Saget.

Gilbert is fucking classic. He would do some amazing shit like that.

TruthWielder
09-09-2009, 04:14 AM
Sure, it's his job, but he lies to millions of people every day like it's nothing. He can influence people, elections and laws with his sensational bullshit, and that is certainly not okay.

I was reading the wikipedia page on it the other day, and I was wondering why the fuck they ever got rid of that "Fairness Doctrine."

Lies? How about proof? I mean, the guy ain't an intellectual, he's not especially admirable, but dammit he gives a damn about your fucking rights, the constitution that is being shredded before your eyes.

The flaws that I see in him such as his inclination towards generalization and impulsiveness are far outweighed by the fact that he is the only person on TV who gives a damn about the middle class, small business, civil liberties, and the classical ideals of America.

water bottle
09-10-2009, 03:45 AM
dammit he gives a damn about your fucking rights

Now, this is what I was trying to get through your thick skull: he does not give a fuck about your rights. He cares about his rights and his ratings.

JustAnotherAsshole
09-10-2009, 10:51 AM
Now, this is what I was trying to get through your thick skull: he does not give a fuck about your rights. He cares about his rights and his ratings.

Impossible! Glenn Beck is a good and honest man.

Manifesto
09-10-2009, 11:00 AM
What's so creepy about that? You just find it creepy because you're a feminized faggot who is afraid of women, used to be that woman would have laughed in compliance with Beck lest she go home and get an ass whipping from her husband for implying on national television that she is above or equal to a man, by not laughing at his jokes.

No woman will ever want to be with you.

Don't give me some bullshit "all women secretly want to be be beaten and dominated blah blah blah."

Seriously man, what are you doing here? Go try this bullshit in the real world, I fucking dare you.

JREwing
09-10-2009, 11:31 AM
This document is fake but I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.
http://imgur.com/3qpo5.png


I don't remember anyone having multi-coloured Sanyo mobile phones in 1990, but I could be wrong. Certainly, when Glenn Beck saw it, it could have filled him with rage, causing him to commit the aforementioned crime.

Mr. White
09-10-2009, 12:14 PM
i dont get it

TruthWielder
09-10-2009, 07:12 PM
Now, this is what I was trying to get through your thick skull: he does not give a fuck about your rights. He cares about his rights and his ratings.

What...the fuck....is wrong with caring about your own rights or ratings if your on a tv show. Thats what youre not explaining. Oh, ok, so you mean he cares exclusively about his own rights and ratings. Well I guess that might be true if he became a conservative and adopted his beliefs as soon as he got on fox. But no buddy, Glenn Beck has been Glenn Beck since dropping out of Yale.

Water bottle...dear water bottle...obviously you have not watched the guy. If you had watched more than a few shows you would understand that

a) Hes a libertarian
b) Hes a Traditional Liberal. Now, I'm not going to assume you know what that means so heres a link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traditional_liberalism


Beck says of his poltical views that "I consider myself a libertarian. I'm a conservative, but every day that goes by I'm fighting for individual rights."

Now, if you had watched his show you would understand this to be (apparently) true.

The problem with you is that you have no fuckin clue why you hate this guy other than the fact that he seems to embody a well publicized voice for a general political party that you generally hate for reasons that are not explicitly defined.

So please...do yourself a favor and read a fuckin book.

I suggest Ron Paul's Revolution: A Manifesto if you'd like to know where he is (mostly) coming from.

water bottle
09-10-2009, 11:36 PM
blah blah

I'm a fucking poli sci major, bud. I really don't need a lecture from some fanboy. Clearly, we have two different views on Mr. Beck: I think he's a phony, and you'd love to be deserted on some remote island with him with a lifetime supply of KY and wine coolers. Now, here's what I was going for in this thread: I'm not trying to seriously discuss the principles or merits of libertarianism whatsoever, nor would I actually attempt to do so on zoklet, especially in LOL,I. I'm quite jaded in that respect. I'm saying Glenn Beck is the epitome of what can seriously go wrong in modern media.

Sorry for my persistence, it's just quite hard to tell if you get the point.

TruthWielder
09-11-2009, 03:10 PM
I'm a fucking poli sci major, bud. I really don't need a lecture from some fanboy. Clearly, we have two different views on Mr. Beck: I think he's a phony, and you'd love to be deserted on some remote island with him with a lifetime supply of KY and wine coolers. Now, here's what I was going for in this thread: I'm not trying to seriously discuss the principles or merits of libertarianism whatsoever, nor would I actually attempt to do so on zoklet, especially in LOL,I. I'm quite jaded in that respect. I'm saying Glenn Beck is the epitome of what can seriously go wrong in modern media.

Sorry for my persistence, it's just quite hard to tell if you get the point.

Oh wow, a poli sci major?! Wow. I'm impressed now bud.

And guess what, so am I. But I have enough good sense to understand that being a poli sci major does not mean you have powerful and deeply contemplated politcal convictions; it means you went to your advisor and asked her to make a few clicks on her computer screen affecting your as-of-yet unresolved future.

The painful thing about you is that you even talk like a common politician: all superfluous fluff, no substance, no reason, just vapid appeals to emotion, ad hominem, and nothing but dismissive contempt for the wrecking ball of reason knocking over your house built on deceit constructed by lies, where easily suckered fools find their comfort. A ghost of the Obama campaign.

I'm jaded, whine whine. If you've got a point make it man. Exchange ideas. I'm not annoyed with your ideas or viewpoints, but your manner of conveying them isn't where it should be.

I just don't see how someone could thank your last post when you literally didn't say ANYTHING.

Glen Beck, >>> Epitome of what can go wrong in the media >>> Because ________

^^You've left that last place blank this whole thread.

water bottle
09-12-2009, 05:00 AM
Because ________

Because frankly I can't be bothered to put any intellectual effort aside from proper grammar into this website. I've got 18 hours this semester. Zoklet is for the lulz.

water bottle
09-12-2009, 09:24 AM
I'm impressed now bud.

Necessary final note: I'm not your buddy, guy :mad:.

Nor would I ever dare to attempt to impress someone clearly so gifted as the 'Wielder of Truth', you foppy cunt. :hrmph:

TruthWielder
09-12-2009, 10:06 PM
Necessary final note: I'm not your buddy, guy :mad:.

Nor would I ever dare to attempt to impress someone clearly so gifted as the 'Wielder of Truth', you foppy cunt. :hrmph:

Ya know...I wasn't going to say anything. I really wasn't. Just gonna let you have the last word (which you most probably still will) while I just shrugged my shoulders at the feebleness of your retort.

But, you seem to be a racist douchebag as well. As a Puerto Rican/Cuban American, I'd like to emphasize a couple points:

This thread was never about impressing anyone. Its simply about sharing ideas relating to the thread topic.

I don't care how many hours you have in this semester. Really. If you can type, you can think. And if zoklet is only for the lulz for you, rather than the exchange of ideas amidst the practice of dialectic, then please just troll or post goatse all day when you're on here and do be hypocritical about it.


And I'm not your guy, friend. :mad:

Sanchez_Machine
09-12-2009, 10:16 PM
Whoa, awesome! Totally awesome! Alright, Beck!

water bottle
09-13-2009, 11:48 PM
But, you seem to be a racist douchebag as well.

What? You're going to have to explain that a bit. I can't recall posting anything remotely racist on this website, nor would I consider myself a racist at all. If I were a racist, my head would surely have imploded by now, living in this city. Seriously, what gave you that impression? Fuck, I spent six months trying to get rid of racist posts in the forum I moderated here, so I'd really like to see a specific post.

edit: oh, this:

He's fucking Puerto Rican or some shit and therefore likely Catholic. Still a filthy yid, though.

That wasn't serious by any means. As far as I can remember, Zay used to be under the name 'Spic Power' on totse, and he used to post quite a bit about being hispanic and so on. I found it funny that he has apparently successfully trolled some people into thinking he's a Jew, hence that little post above. 'Filthy yid' was not meant to be taken seriously by anybody, though I'm not surprised you did.