Apple Store gets raped in 30 seconds

[LSA King]

LOL







Fuck'n Niggers....



http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/take_action&id=6995567




Who wants to bet the "Black" security guard in a upper class *cough* White enclave *cough* Apple Store was in on it?

[dead]

That's just a good lick. If it was white people in that vid, it would probably be posted in contrast to all those funny mini-mart-getting-raided-by-800-niglets videos you see, and the culprits showered with praise.

[Tigger Nits]

Damn they got a lot of shit

[LSA King]

I got to admit the plannning that had to be done was well done. They didn't cluster fuck they all had instructions and knew where to go. They get my two thumbsup


:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Tony.Montana.]

they do pretty well!the security was dumb or one of them,they deserved their prize...the article says about a loot of only 3000$, seeing how much they picked up I think it's a lot more!

[dead]

they do pretty well!the security was dumb or one of them,they deserved their prize...the article says about a loot of only 3000$, seeing how much they picked up I think it's a lot more!

3 grand each, read again.

[Jordan]

they do pretty well!the security was dumb or one of them,they deserved their prize...the article says about a loot of only 3000$, seeing how much they picked up I think it's a lot more!

If I recall correctly he said "up to $3000 per computer."

[Gun Lover]

Good heist :thumbsup:

[Tony.Montana.]

3 grand each, read again.
oooooh yeh!that's makes sense!screw the drugs...

[Steve]

I'm impressed, 31 seconds flat.

[The General]

that was well planned. That would be like 5 special forces ops raiding a store except probably getting everything in 20 seconds flat. You know those guys did wrong but that was very impressive for some black civilians.

[tim]

Except they couldn't grab power cords. I guess they'll just sell all of them.

That was some professionally done shit though, and I'm willing to be not all of them were black. This is how a smash n' grab should go down.

[TLV]

That was very well planned and executed. Props to them

[Manifesto]

that was well planned. That would be like 5 special forces ops raiding a store except probably getting everything in 20 seconds flat. You know those guys did wrong but that was very impressive for some black civilians.

Yeah, and we know they were black how? Maybe they wore nigger clothing to throw the police off.

[Former FBI Agent]

*takes notes*

[Wraith]

Am I the only one that thought the reporter's voice over in the video sounded like a circus announcer?

Come one, come all, witness the spectacular Smash 'N' Grab!

[zTi]

word on the street is you don't wear the clothes you normally wear. you might be spot on.

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Good, fuck Apple. Their computers took it upon themselves to delete vast sums of my shit for no reason.

[dead]

Except they couldn't grab power cords. I guess they'll just sell all of them.


Nah dude, they're going to each use 6 laptops. They'll just buy the cords with their real paychecks.

[Mirana]

The guy narrating the thing almost sounded like he was mocking nigger stupdity, because the niggers had a bit of planning in it.

[Djaqaver]

they do pretty well!the security was dumb or one of them,they deserved their prize...the article says about a loot of only 3000$, seeing how much they picked up I think it's a lot more!

3 grand each, read again.

If I recall correctly he said "up to $3000 per computer."

oooooh yeh!that's makes sense!screw the drugs...

I take it I'm the only one who
1 - Heard it correctly
and
2 - Read the article below the video

Each one moved in a different direction, lifting Macbook Pros which can run upwards of $3,000.

In all, they took 23 Macbook Pros, 14 iPhones and nine iPod Touches

So thats
$69,000 worth of Macbooks
$3,200 Worth of Iphones
$2,700 worth of Ipod Touches

All in all a $75,000 heist. Lets just see if they don't go around bragging about the shit and get themselves caught.

Seeing as their black they wont be able to help but tell there babys mamas and homeboys.

Then once one of them get arrested for something else they'll be like
" hey yo 5-0 you let me da off dis hopliftin charg n i'l tell u who did dat apple theft...it wuz tyrone n Travezurus n dem"

[dead]

I take it I'm the only one who
1 - Heard it correctly
and
2 - Read the article below the video


Nope I'm pretty sure you're just the only asshole who actually crunched those numbers.

[Jerry]

Raped indeed. That was smooth.

[Σnigma]

Well, that guard certainly got fired. I like how he was like:

*Runs to investigate break-in*
*Shits his pants*
*Runs away from the break-in*

[SoloW]

That's the Apple store where I got my iPod from. :cool:

[Pringles]

Them nigga's sure are fast.

[el drewto]

Christ, the announcer treats break-ins like they're some kind of action movie.

Still, it looks to me like it might have been an inside job.

[Skater14]

I take it I'm the only one who
1 - Heard it correctly
and
2 - Read the article below the video



So thats
$69,000 worth of Macbooks
$3,200 Worth of Iphones
$2,700 worth of Ipod Touches

All in all a $75,000 heist. Lets just see if they don't go around bragging about the shit and get themselves caught.

Seeing as their black they wont be able to help but tell there babys mamas and homeboys.

Then once one of them get arrested for something else they'll be like
" hey yo 5-0 you let me da off dis hopliftin charg n i'l tell u who did dat apple theft...it wuz tyrone n Travezurus n dem"

I lol'd

that heist was great

[Player 1]

That's the Apple store where I got my iPod from. :cool:

should have just asked them to steal one for you

[PJZilla]

That...Wow, 23 laptops did he say? That's a wicked haul, along with all the iTouchs and iPhones.

Am I the only one here who thinks that Dann Cuellar is pretty much the best action news reporter? Like,ever?

[Mantikore]

cool:thumbsup:

[PointlessForest]

That's the Apple store where I got my iPod from. :cool:

Me too, about 5 years ago. That's like 1 minute from my parents' house.

[Intoxicated Shaman]

Yeah, I give them props. They actually got a decently large haul. Apple products suck dick, but they still got a lot of 'em.

[ysr2096]

It was nicely done, but stop touting them as 'professionals'.

Any idiot could organize a raid like that.

[:MAD:ijuana]

They were very smooth and they planned it out very well. If more people planned there shit out like this they would be successful more often.

[laber_one]

i dont get whats pro about that? its clearly amateur, and thats what made it so good!

[asma123]

They must have damaged those laptops a lot... those security cables shit that attach to the computer lock into the actual frame of the laptop but other than that, i'm sure the hardware would still be ok. and holy shit 30 secs damn thats fast

[Ragnarök]

lol "Criminal Pros"

They were just niggers

[dfhfdefdecf]

You see in this business when one company gets hurt it hurts them all, perfect example in this case. The robbers first had to smash windows to steal from apple, i dont think this is fair for windows IMO

[Sitruss]

The Mid-2009 macbook Pros are top notch. Definitely not a bad haul

[Archetype]

I hate Apple with every molecule in my body, so this video has made my day. :thumbsup:

[WikieWaters]

That was impressive.

[Irukanji]

Macs are good for stealing, you have to give apple credit for that.

[ZeroMalarki]

This reminds me of the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, with the footclan being a bunch of ninja thief teenagers.

[Mr. White]

Haha even the news reported was impressed, treating them with respect and showering them with cool comments like pros and shit

[Crashwangdoodle]

What video :confused:

[JustAnotherAsshole]

lol "Criminal Pros"

They were just niggers

When was the last time you saw Niggers carrying out something like this so perfectly? That was probably one of the most expensive retail-store robberies that that town/city had ever seen.

[Firemind]

Yeah, they definitely raped Apple. I wish I "traded places".

[L33tz]

You see in this business when one company gets hurt it hurts them all, perfect example in this case. The robbers first had to smash windows to steal from apple, i dont think this is fair for windows IMO

lol