Someone invent a story for this photo

[Zok]

I can't help but wonder what events led up to this photo being taken.

http://zok.zoklet.net/~zok/pics/file.jpg

Someone make up a story.

[AtrainV]

"When keeping it real goes wrong."

[Suzie]

New event in hot dog eating contest; Caber tossing.

[Zok]

As told by "shitpickle".

03:37 < Shitpickle> zok, i'll do it
03:38 <@zok> Do it!
03:38 < Shitpickle> satan possessed a woman
03:38 < Shitpickle> who got angry
03:38 < Shitpickle> and threw a garbage bin at a car
03:38 < Shitpickle> in fact
03:38 < Shitpickle> it was a vending truck
03:38 < Shitpickle> that sold whatever teh fuck is flying at her nose
03:38 < Shitpickle> teh truck crashed into a wall
03:38 < Shitpickle> sending that shit flying everywhere
03:39 < Shitpickle> the woman who was possessed
03:39 < Shitpickle> took a shit
03:39 < Shitpickle> and the demon went in the shit
03:39 < Shitpickle> under teh sewer
03:39 < Shitpickle> and popped out into that woman
03:39 < Shitpickle> then
03:39 < Shitpickle> she was possed to eat flying hot dogs
03:39 < Shitpickle> zok, best story ever?

[anarchomaniac1]

lol i'm shitpickle

[Fish]

lol i'm shitpickle

That quotation is almost better than your story. Almost. :thumbsup:

[anarchomaniac1]

Lol, why thank you!

[Metaphysicist]

Oh those rednecks!

That was the 15th Annual Turd Catching contest....

[anarchomaniac1]

Oh those rednecks!

That was the 15th Annual Turd Catching contest....

Good one, but in my oh so humble opinion, my story was the best.

[BornToKill]

Well I don't know about anyone else but this is a common game in my household, fun for the whole family!

[Tommy Lund]

Can`t think of a story, but the image made me laugh on it`s own.

[niggar hater DELUXE]

ever try to catch popcorn in your mouth, well this person did it with a hotdog...

[lostmyface]

Nashville (AP) — Churandy Martina made her case to win the 200 meter Hot Dog Spot an Grab during the third annual Music City Picnic Olypimcs, held in beautiful downtown Nashville.

Martina and the Netherland team appealed her earlier disqualification for running out of her lane during the first heat.

The team argued that a United States protest against Martina was filed too late under rules set by the International Association of Athletics Federations.

Martina appeared at the daylong hearing to give evidence before arbitrator Luigi Fumagalli, along with officials from the IAAF and the U.S. Olympic Committee.

CAS said Thursday that a ruling is not expected before the end of January.

However, the 24-year-old Martina has already received the silver medal in an unofficial twist — and an unexpected show of generosity from Shawn Crawford, the 200 winner at the 2008 Nashville Games.

In a drama that was only just beginning at the Bird's Nest stadium last Aug. 20, defending champion Crawford crossed the line fourth behind Bolt's world record of 19.30 seconds.

Martina crossed second in 19.82, faster than the Netherland national record of 20.11 she set while winning the gold during the games of 2004.

Wallace Spearmon of the U.S. finished third but ran out of his lane and was disqualified.

American team officials studied video of the race and then filed a protest against Martina for the same error.

[EllisD]

Looks like she did too much acid and thought she was in a porno...or something like that..:confused:
id probably stick my weener in her mouth myself
desperate times calls for desperate measures boys! not that im desperate or anything...


"EllisD,no not like the drug, I dont sell drugs, I only do them"

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Id say it is a werewoman catching a treat from her master.
:2guns:

[EllisD]

Isnt that CDAWG's babysitter?

"EllisD,no not like the drug, I dont sell drugs, I only do them"

[Monkmaster]

The dijon! It burns!

[Bender]

Feeding time in S&A.

[Metafire]

What's so funny? Shes only playing Hide the Sausage in an orifice.

[Orinux]

Hahah i remember when i saw that shit on Tv. oh man...

[kinc]

Invisible man and his not so invisible penis discovered in public

[kracker]

this is truly amazing!

[Harlequin]

That is the spawn of Gene Simmons.

[Lemon Cake]

Look At That Ear!!!

[reallystupidstuff]

free boob job for whoever can catch the most hot dogs in her mouth

[Knife in The Knight]

The winner of the anual chalenge deep-throat competition goes to...

[FURAK]

She got hypnotized into thinking she was a dog?

[Staples_AOK]

"oh no, the helicopter went off course"

[Valkyr]

Penis fallz on womens lib protest

[Born/Dead]

hotdog skydive deepthroat?

[crimsonsmoke]

It's an ancient American tradition, where, every third Wednesday in August, a cow boy hat wearing man must launch a mustard-covered sausage out of the window of his speeding NASCAR car, and into the mouth of his bewildered wife.

If they complete the ritual in full, they go on to run for president.

[crizzlE]

girl1hotdog.com

[Sydney-Floyd]

girl1hotdog.com

this, so many this

P.S - I've still not yet seen 2girls1cup
and i gotta tell ya, it feels great