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Toothlessjoe
09-06-2009, 11:14 PM
These are usually pretty fun threads for anyone who is a fan of MMA, or for anyone who trains in anything related to it. I'll start: you know you watch too much MMA when...


...everytime someone gives you a hug you have to stop yourself from slapping on a standing arm triangle/going for hooks.

...you watch a fight scene in a movie and start telling your friends how "that" so wouldn't happen.

...you say "Zulu'd" instead of "owned".

Cammie
09-06-2009, 11:15 PM
...you suck a man's dick.

i poop in your cereal
09-07-2009, 10:54 AM
You think you're cool.