Why martial arts are useless in real life.

[i poop in your cereal]

Low (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZF94xrlNFU&feature=related)
Blow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_gNmoqRbE&feature=related)

[nutsack]

You're an idiot.

[VVeathers]

Still better than a pimp slap though

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[i poop in your cereal]

You're an idiot.

You're a retard.

[nutsack]

You're a retard.

Thanks for reinforcing my point. But yeah, any martial art which hasn't been bastardized by competition rules will include the groin as an obvious weak point to attack. Kick the nuts then rip your foot back towards you so it rakes across them, this helps to avoid a delay before the pain sets in.

[Lord hang man]

/This is a low blow, fuckin dude couldn't even find that vid from ufc 4

HACKNEY ATTACK

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[VVeathers]

/This is a low blow, fuckin dude couldn't even find that vid from ufc 4

HACKNEY ATTACK



Goddamn. That was uncomfortable watching.

[i poop in your cereal]

/This is a low blow, fuckin dude couldn't even find that vid from ufc 4

HACKNEY ATTACK

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I was the one who posted that in HB you fucking imbecile.

[The Jitterskull]

Goddamn. That was uncomfortable watching.

oh my :(
THAT HURT MY MIND (the video)

[FrankyDiesel]

Speaking of Hackney,Anyone ever see that fight where he chops that guy in the throat like two or three times?

LOL.

Thats when this shit was just like a street brawl in a cage!

[Irukanji]

Martial Artist vs. Gun.

Bruce Lee couldnt dodge bullets. Therefore you have no fucking chance.

Bruce Lee could cut your balls off, kick you in the air and make 2 minute noodles before you hit the ground. /slightlyexaggeratedclaims

[Chavinist]

Low (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZF94xrlNFU&feature=related)
Blow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_gNmoqRbE&feature=related)

you're useless in real life!

[Lord hang man]

I was the one who posted that in HB you fucking imbecile.

Haha you cunt. I don't go into HB. I don't have AIDS..

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Martial Artist vs. Gun.

Bruce Lee couldnt dodge bullets. Therefore you have no fucking chance.

Bruce Lee could cut your balls off, kick you in the air and make 2 minute noodles before you hit the ground. /slightlyexaggeratedclaims
Chuck Norris can kill you with his arms and legs tied and eat steak with a spoon at the same time. From inside the trunk of your car.

Also, he doesnt need to dodge bullets. They steer off their course in fear.

[Mr.Happy]

Martial Artist vs. Gun.

Bruce Lee couldnt dodge bullets. Therefore you have no fucking chance.

Bruce Lee could cut your balls off, kick you in the air and make 2 minute noodles before you hit the ground. /slightlyexaggeratedclaims

Because every real life fight, you're up against a guy with a gun?

If you're fighting someone with a gun, you're pretty much fucked unless you have a gun too. If you're fighting someone without a gun, it pays to be trained in martial arts. I remember being taught to throw a strong nut punch in my first or second lesson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9SKFyzoNV0

[Toothlessjoe]

"omg not if i have a gun"

That is such a tired, stupid response. How many times have you pulled a gun on someone or even used one? Do you even carry a gun around 24/7?

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Because every real life fight, you're up against a guy with a gun?

If you're fighting someone with a gun, you're pretty much fucked unless you have a gun too. If you're fighting someone without a gun, it pays to be trained in martial arts. I remember being taught to throw a strong nut punch in my first or second lesson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9SKFyzoNV0
Its relatively easy to disarm someone with a gun if you know what to do.

Now a rifle is completely different.

[Mr.Happy]

Its relatively easy to disarm someone with a gun if you know what to do.

Now a rifle is completely different.

It's also relatively easy to shoot someone in the face.

[elf omg]

Martial arts teach discipline, which is way more useful than MOST things in life. Since when is "real life" about fist fighting, anyway?

[nutsack]

Its relatively easy to disarm someone with a gun if you know what to do.

Now a rifle is completely different.

Not if they have half a brain and/or some training with it. Why would they be within your reach?

[i poop in your cereal]

Because every real life fight, you're up against a guy with a gun?

If you're fighting someone with a gun, you're pretty much fucked unless you have a gun too. If you're fighting someone without a gun, it pays to be trained in martial arts. I remember being taught to throw a strong nut punch in my first or second lesson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9SKFyzoNV0

You don't need training to hit someone in the balls.

Most guys would go down from a half-assed soccerkick thrown by an anorexic 13 year old girl.

[Toothlessjoe]

You don't need training to hit someone in the balls.

The term martial arts refers to the art of warfare (from Mars, the god of war). It comes from a 15th-century European term for fighting arts now known as historical European martial arts. A practitioner of martial arts is referred to as a martial artist.

If you think for one second that they weren't throwing groin shots back then, you're deluded.

[Mr.Happy]

You don't need training to hit someone in the balls.

Most guys would go down from a half-assed soccerkick thrown by an anorexic 13 year old girl.

An anorexic 13-year-old girl is much less likely to land a kick to the balls than a trained martial artist. They're slower, they telegraph their intentions, they're weaker, they have poorer technique. You don't need training to hit someone in the face either, but it helps.

[Daily]

Everyone in this thread is retarded, including me.

[i poop in your cereal]

you're useless in real life!

You have an IQ of 79.

[i poop in your cereal]

An anorexic 13-year-old girl is much less likely to land a kick to the balls than a trained martial artist. They're slower, they telegraph their intentions, they're weaker, they have poorer technique. You don't need training to hit someone in the face either, but it helps.

Ofcourse a bit of practice is going to improve your kicks/punches/whatever.

My point is that extensive martial arts training is a waste of time if you're doing it solely for self-defense purposes and not sport, as incapacitating a person is ridiculously easy and requires minimal force...

[dead]

Ofcourse a bit of practice is going to improve your kicks/punches/whatever.

My point is that extensive martial arts training is a waste of time if you're doing it solely for self-defense purposes and not sport, as incapacitating a person is ridiculously easy and requires minimal force...

But what if a ninja jumps you?

[i poop in your cereal]

But what if a ninja jumps you?

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[Jesus of Nazareth]

It never hurts to learn some real shit but none of that BS with the classes full of soccer moms where you are discouraged from a hard punch to somebodies face