View Full Version : Kitchen thief...
09-10-2009, 04:30 PM
So there's this kitchen thief that's been taking my food for months, and I'm just about fed up with this guy already.
So my friend told me that there's this spray that you can use, it's invisible when sprayed on objects, but if someone touches it it will stain the person black or blue for about 1 week, does anybody know what it is called?
Or any ideas I can do to scare the person off would be great.
09-10-2009, 04:51 PM
magic bean juice?
09-10-2009, 04:52 PM
1) Poison your food.
2) Put food in fridge.
09-10-2009, 04:53 PM
09-10-2009, 05:35 PM
Thanks, but I need one that will stain without UV, just to scare the guy off.
I really don't want to resolve this by poisoning the person, he/she might be in some finacial trouble, I just want to identify the person and maybe confront him/her.
If I don't find the spray I will put E.coli in my food but I really really don't want to do that.
09-10-2009, 05:40 PM
Yeah at least load it up with something that wont kill them but teach them a lesson like exlax or LSD
09-10-2009, 05:41 PM
Grind up some laxatives and dose the food with it. Whoever comes down with the shits is the person to watch.
09-10-2009, 06:01 PM
Or, bitrex. Most bitter substance known to man.
09-10-2009, 06:08 PM
jizz on your plate
Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis
09-10-2009, 06:18 PM
Is this a pesky roommate, or somebody breaking into your house just to eat shit?
09-10-2009, 06:19 PM
or somebody breaking into your house just to eat shit?
He must be a real good cook if that's the case.
09-10-2009, 07:02 PM
This is kind of stupid...
Get something like this:
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