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Echidna
09-13-2009, 08:46 AM
http://casacara.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/2006_10_05_raccoon.jpg

He was so much larger than that one. I was sitting here on zoklet, looking a pointless internet stuff and noticed this noise. My window is propped open just a bit, and I have a window A/C unit in there. I here this noise, it's like, "hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi". I'm think fuck I know I'm dead and my family will be soon. I'm always waiting for something to be at my window ready to kill me and here it was. I walked to the backyard to find out what it was.

Holy. Shit. A small panda is sitting there, below my window, staring into my soul. I always throw food to the squirrels to take funny pictures of them, but this was a beast. He was eating a bag of hamburger rolls lol. I thought, it's almost 5am and I need someone to play with.

I crept away slowly backwards into my house. I grabbed a roll and brought it with me to my backyard. I lured him over to my trampoline, and I rolled silently on top. I danced the the roll over the edge and this giant thing jumped up and sat on the trampoline. I jumped back laughing and dropped the roll in the center of the ring. My arm reached out to pet him but he turned towards me and sneered. Like yah okay you're at my house fuck you.

As soon as he turned around to go back at the roll I jumped as high as I could and did a cannonball right next to him. He struggled to stop spinning and when he came back down I caught his momentum and sent him back up again. This time he went off the trampoline.

When he got to his feet he scurried a few feet away, but then turned back at me and sneered. I picked up the roll and threw it at him. He ran into my shed and the door shut behind him lol.

So, that's my story. Apparently he's my pet now since he's living in my shed. I don't want him in there because he'll just shit everywhere. I'm sure I can scare him out with the leaf blower though. Might be more interesting with a snowblower though..

Haiti's Space Agency
09-13-2009, 08:52 AM
I lol'd hard.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
09-13-2009, 08:53 AM
What was it?

Haiti's Space Agency
09-13-2009, 08:55 AM
What was it?

A fat ass squirrel.

Echidna
09-13-2009, 08:57 AM
It was a raccoon lol. I don't know how I didn't mention that. It was huge.

Flatland
09-13-2009, 08:58 AM
Dude's blitzed out of his mind.

ShutMeUp
09-13-2009, 10:18 AM
I lol'd at

As soon as he turned around to go back at the roll I jumped as high as I could and did a cannonball right next to him. He struggled to stop spinning and when he came back down I caught his momentum and sent him back up again.

but other than that... OP - make this funnier or I'll lock it. :mad:

Echidna
09-13-2009, 10:27 AM
shut up cunt
c wut i did thar

Leave it open because I'll have to go out there for part 2 when I encounter it in the daytime. Like I said, it ran into my shed and the shut door behind it lol

brimifflax
09-15-2009, 07:07 AM
It so great. Thanks a lots.