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The Creator of Life
02-01-2009, 11:49 PM
Whenever I'm making out with my girlfriend, she'll let me take off her shirt and her bra. However, she won't let me take her pants off or do oral on her, every time I try she just pulls me back. She will let me finger her however, but I can't see wtf I'm doing.

Also she won't touch my dick at all, what gives?

Death_Merchant
02-02-2009, 12:06 AM
It's not an uncommon thing since inappropriate touching is drilled into our heads as children. Some people are so brainwashed by it, that they have a block later in life that seriously impedes sexuality. Stop asking us about it, and start talking to her about it. Let her know that it's natural to do such things, and that it's not dirty. Convince her that it's not gross, or you're never going to get a hand job, blow job, and you're sex life is going to suffer. It might take a little effort, but if you tell her how good it feels for you, and get her in the mindset that sex is about pleasing your partner, she'll likely come around. Don't push too hard though, just slowly get her comfortable. Tell her that you really want to make her cum by licking her, that it makes you happy to do so. In time, things will change. If not, sexual therapist, seriously. It's the kind of shit that can break a relationship if not fixed.

Rykoshet
02-02-2009, 12:57 AM
That's what you get for dating a teenager!

ILTST9
02-02-2009, 12:59 AM
Your girlfriend is a lesbien.

.it
02-02-2009, 01:00 AM
ask her if it feels good when you finger her, if so, tell her thats how it would feel if you gave me a hand job.

Dream of the iris
02-02-2009, 01:38 AM
New girlfriend.

:)







Death merchant pretty much summed it up.

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 01:50 AM
Your girlfriend is broken.

tibinstein
02-02-2009, 01:52 AM
You get that with 8 year olds don't you!

The English Gentleman
02-02-2009, 02:50 AM
You get that with 8 year olds don't you!

personal experience of this?

Osirius
02-02-2009, 03:26 AM
You get that with 8 year olds don't you!

Waiting for JoePedo on this one^^


Are you guys teenagers? If so, then it's probably just normal reaction to sexuality at first. We fear what we don't understand, etc. Give it time, talk etc.

If you are adults, go with what Death Merchant said.

Silverfuck
02-02-2009, 04:04 AM
Don't listen to these asshats; she's not ready to let things progress to the next level for whatever reason, and she feels that taking it to the next step is something that, on its own, she isn't ready for, and that it will lead to sex. If she'll let you take off her shirt and touch her it means she's into you and all, but she's obviously just hesitant about progressing your level of sexual intimacy.

I'm assuming she's a virgin; it's really nothing to worry about. Don't push her to take things to a level she's not comfortable with; she'll resent you. You just need to guide her a bit; continue to leave that option, try to go down on her or whatever but stop if she's uncomfortable. You might want to let her know that, while you're fine with taking things at whatever speed she needs, that it's physically painful for you to be left hanging, and it would help if you added that she's just so damn sexy that you pretty much need her to touch you.

eardor
02-02-2009, 04:14 AM
Are you positive she's been a woman her whole life? If she has then she's shy and unsure. One day you should go to the bathroom and come out naked and give her a helicopter see where it goes and if she freaks out just tell her you were kidding and you wanted to see her reaction

yoplait
02-02-2009, 04:25 AM
Maybe her vagina smells horrid.

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 04:31 AM
Kiss her stomach by her waistband, gain her trust... touch her or whatever... if you can tell that she is tense then don't go any further until you can manage to get her really aroused and relaxed... take things slowly...

and don't expect her to give in after one night.

I also suggest plying her with alcohol and ketamine.

Only joking, but really, slowness and trust is the key to cracking this.

kellie-marie
02-02-2009, 10:11 AM
Be patient, stop talking to us about it and be gentle loving and kind.

Imagine if she saw you talking to us Zokians, about it?

Wouldn't she be a little hurt...

Rykoshet
02-02-2009, 11:00 AM
Be patient, stop talking to us about it and be gentle loving and kind.

Imagine if she saw you talking to us Zokians, about it?

Wouldn't she be a little hurt...

Who cares? She's a woman!

blacklisted8
02-02-2009, 11:02 AM
i had this prob with a x get her really drunk then do it.

stdismas
02-02-2009, 11:07 AM
Good advice from the "slow, patient, respectful" people here. Listen to them.

I just find it funny that your name is Creator of Life and you can't mate with her. :)

darkeasterbunny
02-02-2009, 11:53 AM
Good advice from the "slow, patient, respectful" people here. Listen to them.

I just find it funny that your name is Creator of Life and you can't mate with her. :)

he probably goes for the traditional creating life outta dust

Buddha
02-02-2009, 12:04 PM
i had this prob with a x get her really drunk then do it.


I second this, also


RAPE

stdismas
02-02-2009, 12:38 PM
Rape is my anti-drug.

tibinstein
02-02-2009, 02:27 PM
MMmm gape, i mean rape...

Thecosmicexplosion
02-02-2009, 07:03 PM
Sounds like a personal issue, Maybe your penis is hideous

Maybe you should find a new girlfriend instead of pressuring this one into doing something she clearly does not want to.

Or she's a dike

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 07:28 PM
All this talk about rape is pretty ironic seeing as I'm teaching a rape prevention seminar this weekend for girls around 18.

Oh, and for the OP.....

1. You're girlfriend is broken.
2. Get a new one.
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
4. Profit!?!?!?!?!?!?

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 07:44 PM
I find it odd that she'll let you finger her yet she wont let you do anything else. Have you asked her whether she's experienced it before?

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 07:47 PM
I find it odd that she'll let you finger her yet she wont let you do anything else. Have you asked her whether she's experienced it before?

I find it odd that preteens are asking a bunch of social outcasts who have never and probably won't ever get laid, for advice about women and sex.

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 07:50 PM
I find it odd that preteens are asking a bunch of social outcasts who have never and probably won't ever get laid, for advice about women and sex.

Speak for yourself, I have a reputation for having a 'colourful' sex life. My problem is that every guy I meet morphs into a complete moron the moment I've fucked him.

I have a dipdab to eat tonight, much more satisfying. Dipdab and porn. <3

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 07:51 PM
Speak for yourself, I have a reputation for having a 'colourful' sex life. My problem is that every guy I meet morphs into a complete moron the moment I've fucked him.

I have a dipdab to eat tonight, much more satisfying. Dipdab and porn. <3

First off, I wasn't referring to you.

Second off, I think you're a guy.

That is all.

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 07:54 PM
First off, I wasn't referring to you.

Second off, I think you're a guy.

That is all.

Why would you think I'm a guy? Do my angst-ridden posts about a boy not kind of suggest femininity? And the pictures of me... ?!

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 07:56 PM
Why would you think I'm a guy? Do my angst-ridden posts about a boy not kind of suggest femininity? And the pictures of me... ?!

Both easily faked. I draw my conclusions from the proven fact that there are no women on the internet. In fact, even if one tried to get on, they would fail because women aren't allowed on the internet. The internet is for men only.

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 07:58 PM
Haha I have had some manly habits, particularly with playing SWG/WoW and watching too much porn.

But seriously, I'm female as depressing as that is and I have no female friends. All my friends are male, nearly always end up wanting to fuck me, so I tend to just sit on the internet where I can't be talked into meaningless sex.

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 08:00 PM
Haha I have had some manly habits, particularly with playing SWG/WoW and watching too much porn.

But seriously, I'm female as depressing as that is and I have no female friends. All my friends are male, nearly always end up wanting to fuck me, so I tend to just sit on the internet where I can't be talked into meaningless sex.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2a96002.png

Plus, I still call guy.

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 08:06 PM
When I find a guy worth standing in the kitchen for, I will do. I enjoy cooking :p

If you want to think I'm a guy then that is fine :)

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 08:09 PM
When I find a guy worth standing in the kitchen for, I will do. I enjoy cooking :p

Finally, a women who knows her place.:)

If you want to think I'm a guy then that is fine :)

Fine, fine. I think you're a women. For now, but I'm keeping my eye on you.;)

The Creator of Life
02-02-2009, 08:49 PM
Maybe her vagina smells horrid.

It doesn't smell at all.

The Creator of Life
02-02-2009, 08:51 PM
he probably goes for the traditional creating life outta dust

Yeah, I usually fuck mud.

freeRadical
02-02-2009, 09:20 PM
Yeah, I usually fuck mud.

Maybe you're penis is broken?

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 09:45 PM
It doesn't smell at all.

Her vagina doesn't have any scent at all?

VVeathers
02-02-2009, 09:45 PM
Like everyone said, be slow and patient and chloroform her in her sleep.

Rocko
02-02-2009, 09:46 PM
Your girlfriend is defective. If the warranty period hasn't expired, go back to the dealer and exchange her for a new one.

VVeathers
02-02-2009, 10:10 PM
Her vagina doesn't have any scent at all?

http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/RealDoll.jpg


Also explains the lack of touching.

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 10:25 PM
http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/RealDoll.jpg


Also explains the lack of touching.

Have you ever seen the film Love Object?

The Creator of Life
02-02-2009, 10:25 PM
http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/RealDoll.jpg


Also explains the lack of touching.

It really doesn't have a scent, I can barely smell anything.

VVeathers
02-02-2009, 10:27 PM
No, but I have the feeling you're either about to say that I really should or really shouldn't. Either response will probably make me watch it.

Face Ache
02-02-2009, 10:33 PM
No, but I have the feeling you're either about to say that I really should or really shouldn't. Either response will probably make me watch it.

It's about a guy who can't get a real woman because he's basically a robotic workfreak so he buys the doll 'Nikki' then falls for a real woman and he thinks the doll is trying to kill him.

Has an interesting twist.

Kinda cheesy, bought it for 2 from this random general store at home but I think it's great!

bang
02-02-2009, 11:43 PM
Your girlfriend is broken.

i actually lol'd.

VVeathers
02-02-2009, 11:51 PM
It's about a guy who can't get a real woman because he's basically a robotic workfreak so he buys the doll 'Nikki' then falls for a real woman and he thinks the doll is trying to kill him.

Has an interesting twist.

Kinda cheesy, bought it for 2 from this random general store at home but I think it's great!

Sadly enough, I think I actually WILL watch it. Sounds like a good companion to sleepaway camp

Knight of Blackness
02-02-2009, 11:59 PM
Just beat her and rape her.



















(don't)

Face Ache
02-03-2009, 12:09 AM
Sadly enough, I think I actually WILL watch it. Sounds like a good companion to sleepaway camp

It makes you feel better I guess. There must be people in the world who actually DO make 'relationships' with those dolls.

freeRadical
02-03-2009, 02:57 AM
Her vagina doesn't have any scent at all?

In my opinion, most vaginas smell horrible. In fact, I've never had a vagina in my face that didn't smell.............which is a shame because I love going down on a woman, but it's kinda hard to do it properly if I have to hold my nose with one hand.

Face Ache
02-03-2009, 03:05 AM
In my opinion, most vaginas smell horrible. In fact, I've never had a vagina in my face that didn't smell.............which is a shame because I love going down on a woman, but it's kinda hard to do it properly if I have to hold my nose with one hand.

I let a lad go down on me once and half way through he stopped and said 'you taste differently to other girls, it tastes really good'

I am self conscious enough so I always found it awkward from there on to let him come near me because he was so open about how I felt.

He also said the sex felt better. Do girls feel differently inside?

freeRadical
02-03-2009, 03:11 AM
I let a lad go down on me once and half way through he stopped and said 'you taste differently to other girls, it tastes really good'

I am self conscious enough so I always found it awkward from there on to let him come near me because he was so open about how I felt.

He also said the sex felt better. Do girls feel differently inside?

It depends on whether they've been reamed out like a whore or not. But like I said, in my experience most vaginas smell horrible. I've never really had one taste bad but you have to get past the smell first.

Face Ache
02-03-2009, 06:02 AM
It depends on whether they've been reamed out like a whore or not. But like I said, in my experience most vaginas smell horrible. I've never really had one taste bad but you have to get past the smell first.

As a girl who has given another girl oral sex, I have to say that I don't think it is quite as bad as what you are making out, but perhaps you've either always had girls with bad hygiene or you just aren't used to it in the way a girl would be...

Do you REALLY hold your nose?! lol

The Creator of Life
02-03-2009, 09:34 PM
It's about a guy who can't get a real woman because he's basically a robotic workfreak so he buys the doll 'Nikki' then falls for a real woman and he thinks the doll is trying to kill him.

Has an interesting twist.

Kinda cheesy, bought it for 2 from this random general store at home but I think it's great!

You don't know me. I'm guessing you are a 35 year old male who jerks off all day while surrounded by your multiple cats and programming a computer game called, "Tickle my Fancy Cat," a deviated sex game involving kittens.

Just because you actually own "Nikki" does not mean you have to accuse others of such, simply because you are unhappy with your own life.

Edit: You also pose as a woman on the internet, fail.

freeRadical
02-03-2009, 09:42 PM
As a girl who has given another girl oral sex, I have to say that I don't think it is quite as bad as what you are making out, but perhaps you've either always had girls with bad hygiene or you just aren't used to it in the way a girl would be...

First off, you're starting to turn me on.:) Second, the smell isn't that horrible but it isn't exactly like fresh, spring air either.

Do you REALLY hold your nose?! lol

Ha, no I don't. I was just being a smart ass. I wouldn't do that to a girl. Girl's are self-conscious enough without me adding to it.

The_Wizard
02-03-2009, 10:13 PM
The Wizard has seen these problems in his life, and I'll be the (not quite) first to tell you that she is insecure.

Maybe she isn't sure that she wants to fuck you yet. How long have you been together again? I seemed to have missed that.

Also, I agree with whoever posted that you should be talking to her, not us about it. As much as I support asking questions here, this is a case of "we don't know". As in, we are not your girlfriend, so we don't know.

Sydney-Floyd
02-03-2009, 11:28 PM
All thats needed to be said has been said by death merchant and silverfuck
this post is a shameless bumping of post count, that is all

Face Ache
02-04-2009, 03:23 AM
You don't know me. I'm guessing you are a 35 year old male who jerks off all day while surrounded by your multiple cats and programming a computer game called, "Tickle my Fancy Cat," a deviated sex game involving kittens.

Just because you actually own "Nikki" does not mean you have to accuse others of such, simply because you are unhappy with your own life.

Edit: You also pose as a woman on the internet, fail.

Hey that was a movie! And I didn't suggest the doll thing...

And I AM a woman, god I've put enough pictures of myself up :p I'm more than happy to prove this to people in private if they want to see I'm a real girl :/

freeRadical
02-04-2009, 03:26 AM
Hey that was a movie! And I didn't suggest the doll thing...

And I AM a woman, god I've put enough pictures of myself up :p I'm more than happy to prove this to people in private if they want to see I'm a real girl :/

Whoa, hold your horses there.

Face Ache
02-04-2009, 03:42 AM
Whoa, hold your horses there.

I hate horses

freeRadical
02-04-2009, 03:44 AM
I hate horses

Well, hold on to something them. Stop being so defensive. You're so anxious to prove to all of us that you're a girl it makes me think otherwise.

Face Ache
02-04-2009, 03:57 AM
Well, hold on to something them. Stop being so defensive. You're so anxious to prove to all of us that you're a girl it makes me think otherwise.

Well I don't see why it has to be questioned all the time anyway? It's no wonder that girls rarely post on forums like this.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NKelXjw0N7A/SYkjc214YkI/AAAAAAAAABs/YMtQZsGzMKs/S254/blazey.jpg

freeRadical
02-04-2009, 04:03 AM
Well I don't see why it has to be questioned all the time anyway? It's no wonder that girls rarely post on forums like this.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NKelXjw0N7A/SYkjc214YkI/AAAAAAAAABs/YMtQZsGzMKs/S254/blazey.jpg

I didn't ask you to post your picture. I told you I believed you were a girl. I was just being sarcastic and trying to get you riled up. It looked like it worked. I can barely read what you wrote on the paper, but it doesn't matter since you framed your tits right below it. I doubt anyone will be looking up.

Face Ache
02-04-2009, 04:15 AM
I didn't ask you to post your picture. I told you I believed you were a girl. I was just being sarcastic and trying to get you riled up. It looked like it worked. I can barely read what you wrote on the paper, but it doesn't matter since you framed your tits right below it. I doubt anyone will be looking up.

It says 'I am Blazey on Zoklet'

And my picture is on other threads anyway!

freeRadical
02-04-2009, 04:19 AM
It says 'I am Blazey on Zoklet'

And my picture is on other threads anyway!

Oh, is that what it says. I didn't notice with the fact you had your tits all hanging out. But, on closer inspection, that is indeed what it says. I'm not gonna go searching around for your pictures, I'm way too lazy for that.

dicks everywhere
02-04-2009, 10:38 PM
You know what the fuck is going on... Well, if you're in the same situation that I was in.. She's not going any further than that because shes trying to get on some other dude and what has occurred thus far has not passed whatever threshold she sees between you being disposable or her actually having obligation to you. Be skeptical, my friend. Talk to her and find out what the FUCK is going on.

BATTLESTEER
02-05-2009, 03:26 AM
I didn't ask you to post your picture. I told you I believed you were a girl. I was just being sarcastic and trying to get you riled up. It looked like it worked. I can barely read what you wrote on the paper, but it doesn't matter since you framed your tits right below it. I doubt anyone will be looking up.

eh. theyre still covered though.

so now its more of a nudes or gtfo kinda thing

Acacia
02-05-2009, 03:32 AM
Whenever I'm making out with my girlfriend, she'll let me take off her shirt and her bra. However, she won't let me take her pants off or do oral on her, every time I try she just pulls me back. She will let me finger her however, but I can't see wtf I'm doing.

Also she won't touch my dick at all, what gives?

Haha. You've got a shy one! My boyfriend thought I was asexual & didn't enjoy the things we did, until we had sex for the first time. Give her some time. Let her know you love her body.

chair
02-05-2009, 03:32 PM
itt: camwhores

Der Fahrer
02-06-2009, 03:15 AM
Touch her with your dick.