Hypothetical drug

[Gould]

Alright, now this may or may not actually belong here. If it doesn't, then could a mod please direct it to the place they believe is correct?

Right, moving on. Lets say you were somehow able to create a new drug that incorporated all drugs into one (so MDMA, coke, weed, LSD, DMT etc etc) what would you call it? And for those of you who have done a whole mixture of these type drugs, could you please say the effects in particular that you felt yourself?
Just for some context as to why I'm asking these questions: I'm writing a story for my english extension 2 course, and it's set in the future and it's essentially a drug ring. Problem is, by this point there would be a lot more synthesized drugs around and I'm trying to think of a good name for it.

All input is appreciated, cheers :D

[Rocky]

I'd call it "Penis" for lolfactor.

"Hey man, let me see your penis"

"Ugh this penis tastes so bad"

"I smoke a deck of penis a day"

"Wow feel how heavy my penis is"

"Here swallow some of my penis"

heh

[blacklisted8]

ware do i buy some? "flipn e fantsy"

[BSTH]

Rapture, sharp, aqua (could be some sort of liquid), spirit, luck, lucky

some words i pulled out of my ass

[sexualjesus]

mdma is a pretty good middleman for the lot of them, just stick with that

[Halycion]

Call it Zip, Zoomers, Lickers, tetra, anything lol, why not just look at chemical names of real drugs, and just mix parts of them together, and then for a nickname, take any of the million out there for existing drugs since you can't think of one on your own.

[WikieWaters]

I'd call it "Avalon."

This may be cheating, but it would be exactly like Heroin. With a rush that continues, and a nod unlike any other but at the same time there would be a sort of mdma glow adding sensitivity of everything. So instead of being real short-tempered, as with opiates, one would be "in love" with everything.

Think of it like getting a massage while going to sleep.

However instead of getting sick, your hair and pupils would turn gray.

Overdose would still be a risk, as with psychological addiction.

[RosettaStoned]

Agreeing with this^ guy, except after it wears off, you get an LSD like afterglow.

[JoePedo]

I'd call it "Penis" for lolfactor.

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[Rocky]

345

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[pepper]

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stop before you hurt yourself

[JoePedo]

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[Gould]

Alright, so I have a few ideas for what I'll actually call it. How about any experiences people have had on all of these drugs? Whether it was just one or two, or more than just the ones on that list. Call me a pussy, but I'm not going to take all the drugs to find out. Also, this is all assessable for school, so i doubt "well I took mescaline, coke and ecstacy last night... on the come down i punched a few cones. It was fuckign awesome" will look too good in my log book.

[*ivy]

Coke makes you aggressive and think the sun shines out your arse.

Speed does what it says on the tin. Coming down makes you want to die.

Pills/ecstasy make you happy, truthful, buzzy, full of energy (like when you've just done sport). You appreciate colours, textures, music and lights a lot more. Coming down makes you serene, unless you took too many or you've taken MDMA, then see Speed.

Weed makes you ok with being bored and unable to construct a logical sentence. Everything is funny, until you get the fear, then everything scares the shit out of you.

LSD made me nearly throw myself in a dock.

Ketamine is like LSD but you can't move.

[Gould]

Coke makes you aggressive and think the sun shines out your arse.

Speed does what it says on the tin. Coming down makes you want to die.

Pills/ecstasy make you happy, truthful, buzzy, full of energy (like when you've just done sport). You appreciate colours, textures, music and lights a lot more. Coming down makes you serene, unless you took too many or you've taken MDMA, then see Speed.

Weed makes you ok with being bored and unable to construct a logical sentence. Everything is funny, until you get the fear, then everything scares the shit out of you.

LSD made me nearly throw myself in a dock.

Ketamine is like LSD but you can't move.


Care to elaborate on the experience with LSD? I know what these drugs do, I want to know personal experiences. What you saw, what your personal come down was (for any particular drug) and what you particularly liked or didn't like about it

[Irukanji]

THC slows you down.....mdma is unknown(dunno..)....lsd makes you trip the fuck out(if it's good shit).....speed speeds you up.

Sounds like a bad trip waiting to happen lol.

[psychedelicious]

Formula 51

[Pringles]

how about Dr.Happy's remedy.

[Actor]

I would call it whipcrack

[Trix Are For Kids]

Call it a mythological name like: Birth Of Athena, or The Graces, or Poseidon.

[Sally Paradise]

Call it Mr. Kite, or kite. As in "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite," because that's a weird, cool song.

[JustAnotherAsshole]

God.

[IFWTotse]

Heroin sans withdrawal symptoms

[Joxide]

Call it Substance D and hope your teacher has never read A Scanner Darkly (or seen the film adaptation)

[Crashwangdoodle]

LOL call it Raid, it killllzzzz

[Wailing Fungus]

Omni-something

Omni-chem or something I don't know

[Chameleon Gangster]

Substance D

[Jesus Stamos]

Dr. Fishdicks Ol' Fashion Fetus Flush

[giggling stoner]

Substance D

[*ivy]

Care to elaborate on the experience with LSD? I know what these drugs do, I want to know personal experiences. What you saw, what your personal come down was (for any particular drug) and what you particularly liked or didn't like about it

It was in pills full of MDMA and a bit of speed so I don't remember a lot. I just remember being in my house scribbling stuff in my notebook, then suddenly I'm running down a hill away from something (what I don't know). Then I'm at the docks 30 minutes away from my house. I remember looking at the water thinking it looked beautiful and cool and welcoming and would protect me (in reality it's full of blue-green algae, not good) and trying to climb over the railing. Luckily, a friend grabbed me and fought me to the ground, took me away from the water. I think the best explanation is that I've always been scared of deep water in an inherently human way, so when on acid it felt like a saviour. Bearing in mind I'm whizzing my tits off so my perceptions were a bit screwed.

[Mr.Happy]

I've combined several drugs a few times. Once was alcohol, tobacco, weed, nitrous, MDMA and ketamine. Another time was alcohol, tobacco, weed, MDMA and cocaine. The second experience was basically a blackout, because the alcohol part consisted of three and a half litres of white cider. I was blacked out, but the coke and MD kept me moving around the party.

The first experience was one of the trippiest things I've ever done. It's impossible to articulate properly, but when I was drunk and stoned the nitrous was making me have these amazing mind-fucking revelations. And every single revelation was linked to the previous one, so it was like a big chain of mind-fucking revelations growing steadily more mind-fucking and revelatory. If that makes sense. But when I did some ketamine, the effect became constant and for about two hours I was trapped in some halfway-reality where I couldn't meaningfully interact with anybody because my mind was constantly flooded with realisations that were almost too much to take. It faded a bit and then me and one of my housemates did some MDMA for the walk home. My other housemate did a monster line of ketamine and subsequently went blind except for a little bubble around him, so we had to pretty much lead him home. When we got back I was really feeling the MDMA (about 200mg in two fat lines, one after the other) and so was my housemate, so we put the other guy to bed and racked up a couple lines of K. I don't remember much after thinking that the room was full of strangers but when we woke up everything had been taken out of his drawers and cupboards and thrown everywhere. My last memory is thinking there was a spliff in the toilet, but it turns out that that was impossible and it must've just been an MDMK hallucination. It was an overwhelming night and I felt like death the next day.

So my experiences of combinations of drugs would appear to indicate that it'd fuck you up hard. Subsequently I would be inclined to call it "DO NOT SMOKE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES". That'd also be a streak of marketing genius 'cos everyone would want to try it then.