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desh
02-02-2009, 09:26 PM
What are the best areas to mug somebody? How should one escape if say the police are notified? How should the deed be done as well?

plutomic
02-03-2009, 03:56 AM
bars... mug drunks... the end. they will be loaded with cash and wont be able to do shit.

Acacia
02-03-2009, 04:06 AM
My uncle and his boys straight up bust into peoples houses, tie them up, and rob them for everything they've got. But they're also tweakers, have multiple felony charges and haved robbed heart clinics and pharmacies and gotten away with it. So they don't give a fuck. My brother called up this douche bag who sold dro once and told him he needed a half O. Needless to say, he kicked his ass, stole his weed, and his wallet. Same with another guy who he got to bring him a sheet of acid. It was pretty efficient. The guys never told because they were scared of being exposed. Of course not everyones a pussy like that. But it might work for ya ;)

Mantikore
02-03-2009, 10:55 AM
i would ambush near an ATM

totse
02-03-2009, 03:49 PM
Yuppie/trendy neighborhoods bordering a slum.

Reptar
02-04-2009, 12:14 AM
i would ambush near an ATM

THIS, holdup some poor chump leavin the bank, take his late night drinkin money

lostmyface
02-04-2009, 06:22 PM
you should mug some one INSIDE walmart. just walk up behind them an hit em in the back of the head. then take their shit an run.


if the cops are called, run fast.

Bonghoots
02-04-2009, 06:38 PM
This is one of those "If you have to ask, you're too stupid to do it" type situations. C'mon, man - a mugging? Fuck, opportunity is everywhere.

PEEPLUSEM
02-04-2009, 06:59 PM
This is one of those "If you have to ask, you're too stupid to do it" type situations. C'mon, man - a mugging? Fuck, opportunity is everywhere.

Couldn't have said it better myself. :fap:

RebelForce
02-04-2009, 09:01 PM
Child daycare center

Trix Are For Kids
02-07-2009, 03:03 PM
Just one tip: if you plan on getting away with a crime, there had better not be any witnesses to expose you. Without any witness, nobody can pick out of a lineup. Take the time to fully commit to the job instead of just running away afterwards. There are always cameras. Make sure that the cameras, and the people who monitor them are gone.

Chavinist
07-21-2009, 12:28 AM
What are the best areas to mug somebody? How should one escape if say the police are notified? How should the deed be done as well?

lol. whats with all these people asking how to mug? just catch a pussy ass kid with weak body language who looks like he has money when he's walking in an area thats not lit well...as you walk past him hit him as hard as you can in his jaw...:rant:

fux0rz
07-21-2009, 12:33 AM
lol. whats with all these people asking how to mug? just catch a pussy ass kid with weak body language who looks like he has money when he's walking in an area thats not lit well...as you walk past him hit him as hard as you can in his jaw...:rant:

this happened to me, needless to say, it worked rather well :/

Syphilis
07-21-2009, 02:42 AM
What are the best areas to mug somebody? How should one escape if say the police are notified? How should the deed be done as well?

Anywhere.

Cops = run, forrest, run.

Leave none of your property or DNA behind, if you use a car, use a stolen number plate, etc.

a giant pterodactyl
07-21-2009, 02:45 AM
What are the best areas to mug somebody? How should one escape if say the police are notified? How should the deed be done as well?

jam you hand up your ass and then stretch your fingers out and wiggle them around, that is the best place to mug piece of shit.

Transparent
07-21-2009, 02:45 AM
lol. whats with all these people asking how to mug? just catch a pussy ass kid with weak body language who looks like he has money when he's walking in an area thats not lit well...as you walk past him hit him as hard as you can in his jaw...:rant:

Why would you bump a 5 month old thread?

random_guy
07-21-2009, 03:04 AM
If you live in a rural place there's sometime woods right near atm's, maybe other things you can use for hiding. But just hide there till someone pulls up ask for their cell phone a 250 dollars. do it like 1 more time that night and you won't get busted there (hence asking for the phone)

samguy700
07-21-2009, 03:13 AM
i think there should(is?) an unwritten rule, wherby if you havent lurked at all then we dont bother helping you because you are just TOOOO god damned lazy.