View Full Version : Fillings a chicks uterus with concrete.
02-02-2009, 09:41 PM
So I just killed a girl (hooker) and I need to dispose of her body.
My first thought was to stick a funnel in her vag and mix a couple bags of concrete and pour them in there... making her less than bouyant so I can throw her ass over a bridge.
I was wondering if anyone could shed some insight and fast, bitch is starting to stink up my living room and I'd like to get this done before 4:00, because Wheel of Fortune is going to be on.
02-02-2009, 09:44 PM
Not again. :facepalm: I remember this from totse.
02-02-2009, 09:59 PM
Do it and post pics.
02-02-2009, 10:01 PM
There's a lightbulb in there ..
02-02-2009, 10:50 PM
Pics or it didn't happen!
Trix Are For Kids
02-02-2009, 10:56 PM
Just catch Wheel at 7:30. If it's true, take your time.
02-03-2009, 09:06 PM
It'll be swim this and swim that again next.
02-03-2009, 09:12 PM
Molten bronze is better.
A Clockwork Pumelo
02-08-2009, 04:46 PM
Oh, that's an EXCELLENT idea...:D
02-08-2009, 06:02 PM
Make sure you pour in some boric acid in there for good measure. Oh yeah, and make sure you scoop it in there by hand.
If this is true. I have an idea for you.
You need to clean her up so no one can ID the body.
You need to
- Cut the finger tips off
- Gouge out her eyes
- Cut off the toes
- Smash the bitches teeth out ( back ones too)
- Then take a blow torch to the bitches face
That takes care of identifying the stupid cunt.
Now you have 2 options, depending on whether you have a place to dump the entire body or just body parts.
This is the body parts option.
Cut the body up into 6 parts ( figure the ratios out yourself)
then split the peices into 2 heavy duty garbage and throw a cinderblock in both. Go ahead and dump them that way.
Whole body option
Body bags are hard to come by, So a Gigantic heavy duty bodybag will suffice.
Put the body in the bag with a cinder block tied to her leg. And dump her that way.
Or I forgot the third option
Cut the body up into 6 pieces and feed her shit to a bunch of pigs. 16 pigs for it to be done in like 3 hours.
solves that problem.
02-09-2009, 04:47 AM
Get a tank of acid in your basement and put her in it till she disentergrates completely. I don't know what kind of acid, but I heard Cokacola can disentergrate a T-bone steak completely.
02-09-2009, 05:03 AM
Dont feed the troll!
02-11-2009, 11:54 PM
....filling a chicks uterus with concrete.......
.....get some help
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