Fillings a chicks uterus with concrete.

[Bong McPuffin]

So I just killed a girl (hooker) and I need to dispose of her body.


My first thought was to stick a funnel in her vag and mix a couple bags of concrete and pour them in there... making her less than bouyant so I can throw her ass over a bridge.

I was wondering if anyone could shed some insight and fast, bitch is starting to stink up my living room and I'd like to get this done before 4:00, because Wheel of Fortune is going to be on.

[Shaggy]

Not again. :facepalm: I remember this from totse.

[ILTST9]

Do it and post pics.

[scovegner]

http://www.well.com/~cynsa/graphics/concrete.gif


There's a lightbulb in there ..

[OneSadisticFucker]

Pics or it didn't happen!

[Trix Are For Kids]

Just catch Wheel at 7:30. If it's true, take your time.

[jailbaitjenkum]

It'll be swim this and swim that again next.

[dementedseabass]

Molten bronze is better.

[A Clockwork Pumelo]

Oh, that's an EXCELLENT idea...:D

[kracker]

Make sure you pour in some boric acid in there for good measure. Oh yeah, and make sure you scoop it in there by hand.

[b00m]

If this is true. I have an idea for you.

You need to clean her up so no one can ID the body.

You need to
- Cut the finger tips off
- Gouge out her eyes
- Cut off the toes
- Smash the bitches teeth out ( back ones too)
- Then take a blow torch to the bitches face

That takes care of identifying the stupid cunt.

Now you have 2 options, depending on whether you have a place to dump the entire body or just body parts.

Option 1:
This is the body parts option.

Cut the body up into 6 parts ( figure the ratios out yourself)
then split the peices into 2 heavy duty garbage and throw a cinderblock in both. Go ahead and dump them that way.

Option 2:
Whole body option

Body bags are hard to come by, So a Gigantic heavy duty bodybag will suffice.

Put the body in the bag with a cinder block tied to her leg. And dump her that way.



Or I forgot the third option

Cut the body up into 6 pieces and feed her shit to a bunch of pigs. 16 pigs for it to be done in like 3 hours.

solves that problem.

-b00m

[ThaRevenant]

Get a tank of acid in your basement and put her in it till she disentergrates completely. I don't know what kind of acid, but I heard Cokacola can disentergrate a T-bone steak completely.

[NeonMonkeys]

Dont feed the troll!

[akaNoFeaR]

....filling a chicks uterus with concrete.......





.....get some help