View Full Version : I have a 28 lb cat.
SteamPunk
10-01-2009, 09:24 PM
What should I do?
P.S. Pics when I get them.
TaxonomicalPissingContest
10-01-2009, 09:25 PM
It'd feed a whole village in Africa.
Please insert username
10-01-2009, 09:25 PM
Dont feed it as much as you do?:confused: And you must show pics soon or this thread is useless.
Funky Fungus
10-01-2009, 09:27 PM
do you call him fat cat
Hawaiicat
10-01-2009, 09:28 PM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/f/fat_cat-12293.bmp
EDIT:post pics soon or thread fails
Lawlexander
10-01-2009, 09:47 PM
dayum lets see some pics.
Funky Fungus
10-01-2009, 09:49 PM
lets see some more mudfarmers swarming a thread
SteamPunk
10-01-2009, 09:51 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_55b15349c309e06c2ce7c4e4c306519d.jpg
lolwut?
LSA King
10-01-2009, 09:54 PM
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/v/v10/w816/3770228_600_480.jpeg
lolwut?
Jesus fucking christ, that cat puts my cat whom also was all white to shame. He was about 22lbs or so give or take.
Lawlexander
10-01-2009, 09:55 PM
fag
LSA King
10-01-2009, 09:56 PM
fag
Sup alexander224.
Funky Fungus
10-01-2009, 09:59 PM
fag
hey bra, how is it hanging
Lawlexander
10-01-2009, 10:00 PM
hey bra, how is it hanging
Was going good till u posted a fake ass picture.
Herpy Derpy
10-01-2009, 10:01 PM
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/v/v10/w816/3770228_600_480.jpeg
lolwut?
My grandmother has a cat that looks similar in size.
Hawaiicat
10-01-2009, 10:04 PM
meow meow (more pics)
Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis
10-01-2009, 10:07 PM
What a fat ass pussy.
Funky Fungus
10-01-2009, 10:08 PM
Was going good till u posted a fake ass picture.
lol whut?
SteamPunk
10-01-2009, 10:09 PM
My cat is fucking huge. He has an eating disorder where whenever he gets stressed out he eats until he barfs. It's fucking gross.
PirateJoe
10-01-2009, 10:53 PM
My cat's pretty fat as well, but not that fat. She's got this fetish where she likes to eat and get pet at the same time. Scratching her back while she plows into a fat bowl of kitty kibble elicits squeals of pure ecstasy.
HOLLISTER GUY
10-01-2009, 10:54 PM
put that thing out of its misery :mad:
Reality Apologist
10-01-2009, 10:57 PM
Your cat is as big around as you are. That's got to be against some kind of natural law.
SteamPunk
10-02-2009, 01:35 AM
Your cat is as big around as you are. That's got to be against some kind of natural law.
I think he got fat because he didn't want to be picked up anymore. It kinda worked.
The Savage
10-02-2009, 01:56 AM
My mums cat is something like 8kg, it tries to swallow dry food whole at 100mph and then throws up and eats some more. It swallowed about 2/3 of a kebab stick once before it realized it wasn't food, then sat out in the rain looking half dead until i found it and pulled it out.
Gun Lover
10-02-2009, 02:11 AM
Use the blubber to heat your home for decades to come
Lawlexander
10-02-2009, 02:19 AM
My mums cat is something like 8kg, it tries to swallow dry food whole at 100mph and then throws up and eats some more. It swallowed about 2/3 of a kebab stick once before it realized it wasn't food, then sat out in the rain looking half dead until i found it and pulled it out.
heheahhahahaha
that produces a funny image in my head.
Ambient
10-03-2009, 12:15 PM
Your cat is fucking epic!
Please insert username
10-03-2009, 12:17 PM
Need more proof.:hrmph:
EveFailed
10-03-2009, 12:31 PM
My cat is big, but it's not fat. All muscle, claws and charm. ALL the female kitties want to hit it.
Bengals Rule.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff272/AngryFemmeBucket/Kitties/SDC10359.jpg
InspiredByMe
10-03-2009, 12:38 PM
Cat tipping must be lulzy with it.
SteamPunk
10-03-2009, 06:15 PM
I posted the real picture of my cat.
The other one was fake.
SteamPunk
10-03-2009, 06:16 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_55b15349c309e06c2ce7c4e4c306519d.jpg
lolwut?
ArmsMerchant
10-05-2009, 10:39 PM
My cat is big, but it's not fat. All muscle, claws and charm. ALL the female kitties want to hit it.
Bengals Rule.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff272/AngryFemmeBucket/Kitties/SDC10359.jpg
Awesome tom--are we talking a purebred here?
BTW, I am delighted to see you posting here.
underOATH
10-08-2009, 05:37 AM
My cat is big, but it's not fat. All muscle, claws and charm. ALL the female kitties want to hit it.
Bengals Rule.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff272/AngryFemmeBucket/Kitties/SDC10359.jpg
He's so cool!!
EveFailed
10-08-2009, 10:25 PM
Awesome tom--are we talking a purebred here?
BTW, I am delighted to see you posting here.
Thanks! The *papers* say he's a purebred Bengal. But my suspicion is that he's not REALLY a cat, but more of a lapdog, working undercover :cool:
Bengals are so not like typical cats. They're very vocal like the siamese, but they require a shitload of attention and can get very destructive if they get bored.
Looking forward to checking out your new subforum, Arms! :D
He's so cool!!
Thanks underOATH. I'd like to get a snow bengal (http://www.snowbengalkittensforsale.com/images/slpSide.jpg) in the future and pair 'em up!
thats just sad man...i would never let my cats get that big. homo.
I want a really fat cat, they're so cute.
Acacia
10-08-2009, 10:53 PM
Put duct tape on the bottom of his feet.
Acacia
10-08-2009, 10:54 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_55b15349c309e06c2ce7c4e4c306519d.jpg
lolwut?
That's sad.
EveFailed
10-08-2009, 10:56 PM
Put duct tape on the bottom of his feet.
protip: Scotch tape is more humane, and produces the same (insanely funny) effect.
Mo likes it when I put a sock over his head. He does flips.
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