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caljones
02-03-2009, 01:09 AM
Go to youtube and type in Killdozer.
Does anyone else have examples of such exemplary win as this man?
Personally it is a longstanding goal of mine to be a supervillain, though hopefully as a more long term occupation than that of Killdozer. What should I do, blow up the statue of liberty, rob 100 banks, open an arbys? I don't really enjoy violence so let's steer clear of excessive murder, don't get me wrong if i needed to I could gouge out a man's eyes with my thumbs but I wouldn't enjoy it. I'd prefer ridiculous crimes that wouldn't really involve a net gain financially on my part, just something that makes you say "Damn".
ComradeRock
02-03-2009, 01:55 AM
troll or are you just crazy?
If its the later I will egg you on as much as possible, but sence it is the former GTFO.
decayed
02-03-2009, 02:14 AM
no i definatly agree with this man.
if i were ever to commite large scale public crimes i would do it in a mask and tights. i would also hold up a bank and demand that the only people to come stop me would be superheros(or people dressed up like them) just so they know im serious i would kill a hostage every hour they didnt comply. Bonus if they got neckbeards to do it. i fancy a fight with someone who knows there superhero shit so i could dramatic plan reveal it up.
but as for your situation. dont do anything that they could blame on terrorist like blowing up the statue of liberty. You need something that will just mildly annoy the people in one specific town. Start small break into jewerly store to gain your status. You can then use the jewels to gather thugs to become your henchmen(every super villain has henchmen) go bigger an kidnap the mayor of your fine chosen city. ask for a ridiculous ransom.
that kinda stuff make sure you give lots of speaches that tell people your supervilliany name
stdismas
02-03-2009, 08:49 PM
caljones: I sent you a PM, get back to me. :)
sexualjesus
02-04-2009, 06:45 AM
lol rob the biggest bank you can find with a hundred henchmen, then with the money buy 100 helicopters and steal the statue of liberty, take it to mexico, say youll give it back when they pay a gazillion dollars or a superhero comes and throws you in jail.
better yet begin stealing the worlds water supply in a massive hidden tank.
steal the worlds oxygen supply.
take control of a satelite and start blowing up other satelites.
build a rocketship and start taking controll of everything in space, peice them all togethor to make a super space fortress which only a real superhero could get to to stop your plans for world domination
sexualjesus
02-04-2009, 06:47 AM
props to you if you can figure out how to blow up the sun
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