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Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:00 AM
Its like an automatic reaction everytime i take a shit. Now im not having an orgasm...even though the shit does feel really really good...but cum will just start dripping profusely from me. Sometimes in even larger quantities than when im being sexually turned on.

does this mean i was meant to be a gay guy? :confused:

PROJECT PAT
10-11-2009, 02:01 AM
you could make a living if you started a website and charged people to see videos of that.

Konglomo
10-11-2009, 02:01 AM
You're queer for shit.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:02 AM
you could make a living if you started a website and charged people to see videos of that.

i like the way you think

Bender
10-11-2009, 02:02 AM
Let me fuck you in the butt. :thumbsup:

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:04 AM
Let me fuck you in the butt. :thumbsup:


but..but...can the train go in the same tunnel it came out of?

Midnight Sun
10-11-2009, 02:05 AM
it's happened to me before, but it was an enormous shit, so...

el drewto
10-11-2009, 02:05 AM
but..but...can the train go in the same tunnel it came out of?

Only one way to find out.

And send us video. For scientific purposes, of course.

Bender
10-11-2009, 02:05 AM
but..but...can the train go in the same tunnel it came out of?

Life ain't a one way street.;)

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:06 AM
it's happened to me before, but it was an enormous shit, so...


this happens to me even with small feeble squishy poops.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:07 AM
Life ain't a one way street.;)

You do make a good point


ok hop on board ;)

Konglomo
10-11-2009, 02:08 AM
You must go through a lot of toilet paper.

PROJECT PAT
10-11-2009, 02:08 AM
this happens to me even with small feeble squishy poops.

then pandoras assassin should be able to replicate the effect with his penis no problem :)

5024L
10-11-2009, 02:09 AM
then pandoras assassin should be able to replicate the effect with his penis no problem :)
Or a cat can. I would pay to see that.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:10 AM
You must go through a lot of toilet paper.

well i sit there for a while to make sure most of the cum drips off into the bowl.

Cammie
10-11-2009, 02:53 AM
Oh. Hey, anr.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:54 AM
Hi jelv.

does this problem ever happen to you?

Konglomo
10-11-2009, 02:55 AM
well i sit there for a while to make sure most of the cum drips off into the bowl.

You lazy fucking bastard, your body gives you afree orgasm and you don't even wipe your dick off.

Cammie
10-11-2009, 02:56 AM
Madam, I can't imagine you'd have this problem.
Women cannot cum.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 02:58 AM
You lazy fucking bastard, your body gives you afree orgasm and you don't even wipe your dick off.

it isnt an orgasm :mad:

its just uncontrollable cumming
Madam, I can't imagine you'd have this problem.
Women cannot cum.

it took me a couple years, but i finally got it down pat.

sexualjesus
10-11-2009, 03:01 AM
... didnt you just finish telling people you was a female?

i never understand the users of zoklet these days

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 03:06 AM
... didnt you just finish telling people you was a female?

i never understand the users of zoklet these days

i am a female.

whats so weird about that?

Mr. Muffin
10-11-2009, 03:18 AM
your shit stimulates your prostate

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 03:21 AM
your shit stimulates your prostate

god, i wish i had a prostate :(

Mr. Muffin
10-11-2009, 03:31 AM
god, i wish i had a prostate :(

oh, you dont?
well than you are female

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 03:34 AM
oh, you dont?
well than you are female

tell me about it :(

LavaRed
10-11-2009, 03:34 AM
does this mean i was meant to be a gay guy? :confused:

And you say you're a girl... :hrmph:

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 03:37 AM
And you say you're a girl... :hrmph:

yea.

but having this reaction to this must mean something!

Leonidas
10-11-2009, 03:38 AM
this is me being jealous

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 03:40 AM
this is me being jealous

you should be.

ive come to start wishing i could poop nonstop all day.

it even gives me major goosebumps at times :eek:

Phlegm!
10-11-2009, 05:03 AM
fuck you for triggering an unknown-of scat fetish.

Hammer Tank
10-11-2009, 05:10 AM
thanks for sharing carl

Dumpster Slut
10-11-2009, 05:19 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/239410059_3f82b92425.jpg

Marijuanasaurus
10-11-2009, 05:22 AM
Carl you are starting to become an awesome troll :thumbsup:







.... or are you:hrmph:

ObsidianZ
10-11-2009, 05:28 AM
I can imagine it would be infintely more awkward for your lady friends if you pooped whenever you came.

Be thankful.


*ObZ

Vizier
10-11-2009, 09:20 AM
So, if I make you get a massive diarrhea or laxatives and shit, and somehow time them to trigger while I'm humping you hard, you'll get multiple orgasms?

Sweet. Dirty, but sweet.

nutsack
10-11-2009, 09:46 AM
This thread demands buttsecks

ZeroMalarki
10-11-2009, 03:09 PM
Doctor. Go to one.

PieGirl
10-11-2009, 03:17 PM
Shocking. Us ladies do not poop. You must be mistaken.

Daily
10-11-2009, 03:19 PM
Shocking. Us ladies do not poop. You must be mistaken.

Looks like you haven't seen www.2girls1cup.com

5024L
10-11-2009, 03:20 PM
Shocking. Us ladies do not poop. You must be mistaken.
Ey, I heard that you really look like an old lady. I saw a pic of you and your friends and you really aren't jailbait. You should have stayed 13.

PieGirl
10-11-2009, 03:27 PM
1. I don't look my age and am constantly told so
2. I registered on totse when I was 14... and even then I pretty much never posted
3. Duh I'm not jailbait, I'm 18
4. Where is this picture? I don't have friends...
5. shutup

5024L
10-11-2009, 03:33 PM
1. You look about 45
2. I don't give a fuck when you registered. You really only ever post in pic threads.
3. And?
4. You was in a restaurant, with a drink and a straw. You looked about 45. You was by yourself, but you still looked old.
5. Nope.

PieGirl
10-11-2009, 03:40 PM
Hahah, ok then. I'm not even in the current picture thread... -_-
I don't understand why people think that's the only place I post. The other girls of zoklet post there a lot more often than I do. Not that it even matters.
But yeah, sure I look 45. I'm going to take it as a compliment seeing as I'm usually told I look about 12. It's somewhat refreshing.

5024L
10-11-2009, 03:45 PM
The only pics I have seen of you where you looked 12 where when you first started attention whoring, right after you signed up. Damn you age pretty fast, I mean if a few years makes you look 20 years older then you are, I don't want to see you in 20 years. i think you will become good friends with Botox.

PieGirl
10-11-2009, 03:52 PM
I'd rather like to see this picture where I look old and wrinkley :hrmph:

5024L
10-11-2009, 03:54 PM
I didn't say wrinkly. Now a middle-aged tramp trying to look young, that is more like what you looked like.

PieGirl
10-11-2009, 03:55 PM
So where did you see it ?

hooloovoo
10-11-2009, 03:55 PM
1. You look about 45
2. I don't give a fuck when you registered. You really only ever post in pic threads.
3. And?
4. You was in a restaurant, with a drink and a straw. You looked about 45. You was by yourself, but you still looked old.
5. Nope.

I think I remember that picture. It's of a different poster, not piegirl.

5024L
10-11-2009, 03:58 PM
I think I remember that picture. It's of a different poster, not piegirl.
You lying sack of shit, I am 100% sure it's piehoe

hooloovoo
10-11-2009, 04:00 PM
You lying sack of shit, I am 100% sure it's piehoe

Did she have glasses on?

PieGirl
10-11-2009, 04:00 PM
Question has not been answered. :mad:

LSA King
10-11-2009, 04:01 PM
Its not weird that you can poop and cum at the same time, its just gay.

5024L
10-11-2009, 04:53 PM
Damn, if I had a forehead like you I would have emo bangs too...

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:01 PM
GOD DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT POOP AND CUM ONLY!!!!!!

:mad:

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:04 PM
GOD DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT POOP AND CUM ONLY!!!!!!

:mad:
But PieGirl has a huuuge forehead.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:06 PM
But PieGirl has a huuuge forehead.

and i have a huge ego.

now comfort it by talking about cum and poop. or poop and cum...i dont care what order :mad:

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:08 PM
and i have a huge ego.

now comfort it by talking about cum and poop. or poop and cum...i dont care what order :mad:
And I boost your ego too much for you :hrmph:

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:09 PM
And I boost your ego too much for you :hrmph:

POOP AND CUM! :mad:

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:11 PM
oh and hey PG yerr forehead aint no big gurl, this guy over hurr just be frontin.

you keep running yo game shawty.

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:13 PM
oh and hey PG yerr forehead aint no big gurl, this guy over hurr just be frontin.

you keep running yo game shawty.
She won't sleep with you :mad:

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:15 PM
She won't sleep with you :mad:

My vibrator begs to differ ;)

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:19 PM
My vibrator begs to differ ;)
I see, you would want to sleep with someone that looks like they have progeria?

The Risen Ghost of Hitler
10-11-2009, 05:21 PM
My vibrator begs to differ ;)

Post pics or go away.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:32 PM
I see, you would want to sleep with someone that looks like they have progeria?

well if they were a good lay...i think PG would fuck good.

Post pics or go away.

umm...can i 5024l??

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:33 PM
umm...can i 5024l??

I really wanted to be the only one to have that pic, but it is yours.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:36 PM
I really wanted to be the only one to have that pic, but it is yours.

okay. and yours it shall stay :)

LSA King
10-11-2009, 05:41 PM
GOD DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT POOP AND CUM ONLY!!!!!!

:mad:



Apparently its about homosexuality if thats the case.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:45 PM
Apparently its about homosexuality if thats the case.

so this means i shoudl be a gay guy?

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:45 PM
so this means i shoudl be a gay guy?
You have a gay guy's play toy :hrmph:

LSA King
10-11-2009, 05:48 PM
so this means i shoudl be a gay guy?



Women can be just as gay as men.


Man or Woman if you play with yourself while shitting and god help you if you cum, you are a fag.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:48 PM
You have a gay guy's play toy :hrmph:

a gay guys play toy does not come with a clit stimulator :hrmph:

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:48 PM
a gay guys play toy does not come with a clit stimulator :hrmph:
I thought that was a hook :confused:

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:49 PM
Women can be just as gay as men.


Man or Woman if you play with yourself while shitting and god help you if you cum, you are a fag.

I dont play with myself :mad:

i go about my buissness liek a normal person.

Cathy McGee
10-11-2009, 05:50 PM
I thought that was a hook :confused:


clit stimulator :thumbsup:

5024L
10-11-2009, 05:55 PM
clit stimulator :thumbsup:
Weird, looks like a hook to put a string on and hang it up :hrmph:

Bender
10-11-2009, 05:56 PM
*waits for pics?*

KaBoom
10-11-2009, 07:46 PM
batty.